Mrs Doyle: “You’ll have some tea… are you sure you don’t want any? Aw go on, you’ll have some. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!”

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"When I said take care of the bunny rabbits, I didn't mean in an Al Pacino kind of way."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""When I said take care of the bunny rabbits, I didn't mean in an Al Pacino kind of way.""

More of a Julie Andrews way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I hear you're a racist now fateer?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

These are FAKE hands!!!

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By *oman wanted OP Couple over a year ago

Cheshire/Liverpool/Manchester

Father Dougal: "I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there."

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Feck

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By *uit and bootsMan over a year ago

Manchester

Down with this sort of thing

Careful now

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

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By *oo32Man over a year ago

tipperary

They all have lovely bottoms

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

ARSEBISCUITS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he did kick me up the arse!

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Mrs Doyle: 'What do you say to a nice cup of tea, Father Jack?'

Father Jack: 'Feck off cup'

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By *uit and bootsMan over a year ago

Manchester

Those women were all in the nip!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Father Ted Crilly: His note from the bishop said they never really found a suitable place for him... he's not a very nice man, is he?

Father Dougal McGuire: God, Ted. I've never met anyone like him anywhere... who would he be like - Hitler or one of those mad fellas.

Father Ted Crilly: Oh, worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"The money was just resting in my account."

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

“So Ted, do you still have the big auld hairy arse?”

By coincidence, I was thinking how this was brilliant comic line today (before I read the thread).

Has a throwaway comment ever contained so much unsaid and suggested so much?!

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

My lovely lovely lovely horse.

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By *athers123Man over a year ago

Harpenden

Father Dougal saying 'I've been drinking like a mad eejit Ted'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dougal: "she was in the nip!"

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

I LOVE MY BRICK

Hairy little japaneese bastards.

nighty nighty sleepy sleepy snooze .

They dont make quality tv like this anymore

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