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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So what's the funniest thing you've seen while out on a night out or even during the day, I'll start
I once was walking home from a night out and 2 guys were arguing a lot, and one starting yelling and went to punch the other and did a full twirl and landed on the floor |
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"So what's the funniest thing you've seen while out on a night out or even during the day, I'll start
I once was walking home from a night out and 2 guys were arguing a lot, and one starting yelling and went to punch the other and did a full twirl and landed on the floor "
That was a tasty chocolate bar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw a grey squirrel slide down a slide when I was walking the dogs.
It seemed to enjoy it. "
How do you know? Did grey squirrel go for a second slide? |
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"I saw a grey squirrel slide down a slide when I was walking the dogs.
It seemed to enjoy it.
How do you know? Did grey squirrel go for a second slide?"
Possibly it was all slid out. It went for a romp through the fallen leaves instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw a grey squirrel slide down a slide when I was walking the dogs.
It seemed to enjoy it.
How do you know? Did grey squirrel go for a second slide?
Possibly it was all slid out. It went for a romp through the fallen leaves instead. "
Leaf romping is fun, I don't blame grey squirrel. |
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When i was in primary school, we did big pantos as a school and one year my class had to all do the waltz together in front of 600 parents (over 3 nights) however my class had 29 in it all together, so they made me still take part but i had to do the waltz with no partner |
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"When i was in primary school, we did big pantos as a school and one year my class had to all do the waltz together in front of 600 parents (over 3 nights) however my class had 29 in it all together, so they made me still take part but i had to do the waltz with no partner"
Aaawwww!  |
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"I saw a grey squirrel slide down a slide when I was walking the dogs.
It seemed to enjoy it.
How do you know? Did grey squirrel go for a second slide?
Possibly it was all slid out. It went for a romp through the fallen leaves instead.
Leaf romping is fun, I don't blame grey squirrel."
I had a proper romp through the leaves in my wellies this morning. The chap thought I’d gone insane but the joke was on him when he had to help me get my wellies off. Not something you can do one handed. |
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"When i was in primary school, we did big pantos as a school and one year my class had to all do the waltz together in front of 600 parents (over 3 nights) however my class had 29 in it all together, so they made me still take part but i had to do the waltz with no partner
Aaawwww! "
I laugh now that I look back |
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"When i was in primary school, we did big pantos as a school and one year my class had to all do the waltz together in front of 600 parents (over 3 nights) however my class had 29 in it all together, so they made me still take part but i had to do the waltz with no partner"
Ah that’s mean! Still you learnt the waltz. Good skill! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When i was in primary school, we did big pantos as a school and one year my class had to all do the waltz together in front of 600 parents (over 3 nights) however my class had 29 in it all together, so they made me still take part but i had to do the waltz with no partner
Ah that’s mean! Still you learnt the waltz. Good skill! "
I guess it gave me my open and warped sense of humour, why else would I be training to be a nurse |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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Saw a woman d*unk in Picadilly station who had passed out on the escalator, she was doing backflips for a solid five minutes whilst the police stood there deciding if it were safe to touch her or wait for paramedics, she woke up fine... Bet it was a killer hangover though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I walked into a lamp post was walking with my friend, chatting away then she pointed at someone who passed us by so I looked behind me but carried on walking and the next minute my forehead hit the post  what an idiot but he was worth the pain |
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"When i was in primary school, we did big pantos as a school and one year my class had to all do the waltz together in front of 600 parents (over 3 nights) however my class had 29 in it all together, so they made me still take part but i had to do the waltz with no partner"
That's kinda sad. |
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One of my colleagues yesterday.
I'd strung silk poppies up on all the optics, she was just putting the ice bucket down, when one fell on her arm..
She screamed, launched the ice bucket in the air, and ran off!
She thought it was a spider?!
Took me nearly 5mins to stop laughing, another 10 to help her clear up all the ice & mop the floor.
I was in constant giggles for the rest of the day. |
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When I was going to work, most mornings I'd see a bloke walking his dog. The first time I saw him I went  then  only after I'd passed him thereafter.
What's funny about that? Picture a man with Dwayne Johnson physique, Denzel Washington skin tone, Kanye West wardrobe with Mr T's gold walking a rat size dog with a pink diamonte collar and a pink ribbon on its head attached to a pink leash.
He set me up for the whole day! |
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Me and two other Gurls were walking back to the hotel one night about four thirty in the morning, we had just bought three sausage and chips (mm hot chips on a cold night walking home) we were comparing the size our sausages (no seriously) when a streaker ran past us in just his trainer and said "morning girl" my mate looks at his dick, looks at his sausage and said "ok you win" and I spat my chips out laughing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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To cut a long story short I was at a bar trying to talk across someone at a packed bar 4 people deep when the bloke next to me just dropped to the floor. every one just almost walked over him . When found him he was on his hands and knees stark bollock naked apart from his boot searching for his contact lens that had been knocked out in the rush.
He actually found, and was so pissed up, he put the contact lens back in!! with in 5 mins, ( because I kept checking on him ) his eye had gone bright red from all the crap on the lens.... bits of fag , crap from peoples shoes, beer and anything else they'd walked in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There's a guy a few streets away from us with a sign is his garden I find funny, it says "Dog owners be aware of my cctv, pick up your dogs shit and remember I'm an ace shot with a catapult" makes me smile anyway  |
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I was walking alone a river, i looked over to the other side, to see a sheep with a stick stuffed in it arse.
I was wondering if someone put it in, or was it backing onto a tree and it snapped off. Me and the Mrs was in stitches laughing. |
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I remember when I was at Cream in Liverpool and some lad who was clearly in an advanced state of chemical enhancement lit a cig, took one drag from it, then tucked it behind his ear and just sat there in a hole while it singed all his hair off on that side of his head |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Managed to get myself into one of those kiddie rides you see outside of supermarkets ( yeah i was pissed ) but couldn't get out for the life of me....people started putting money in the machine.....well over an hour i was in there going up and down feeling sick....bastards..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Managed to get myself into one of those kiddie rides you see outside of supermarkets ( yeah i was pissed ) but couldn't get out for the life of me....people started putting money in the machine.....well over an hour i was in there going up and down feeling sick....bastards....."
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
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Sat on my balcony one evening back in summer to see a banana run past being chased by a monkey.
I live very close to an Army base so fairly used to strange sights but that one did made me laugh! |
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Watched a very Dr@nk hen party in KFC recently.
One tall girl was complaining she couldn't possibly walk back to the hotel.
Her mates explained you could see the hotel through the KFC window on the other side if the road, it was 2mins walk, tried to give her a pep talk,but no no no she couldn't walk.
Eventually the littlest girl in the group said ok I'll give you a piggy back, so off they went with the lanky girl on the back of the short one.
So funny to watch,especially as they all took it v seriously like it was Sherpa Tensing rescuing Hillary from Everest.
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By (user no longer on site)
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On Saturday whilst walking home through town with my 14 yr old son, he noticed something very odd in a window of one of the old houses looking out onto the street.. someone had placed a male blow up doll there and my lad said 'is that a blow up doll mum?' I was that gobsmacked he knew what it was i couldn't answer but eventually managed 'how should i know!' "-o |
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