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over a year ago
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"I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary.
That made me giggle.
Stop giggling at my massive arse. It has its own postcode I’ll have you know. "
You may have forgotten, but I’ve seen your arse. I’ve watched it stomp around in the morning |
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over a year ago
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"I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary. "
Black men often tell me I have a black woman's bum. I would like her to come and take it back. |
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"I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary.
That made me giggle.
Stop giggling at my massive arse. It has its own postcode I’ll have you know.
You may have forgotten, but I’ve seen your arse. I’ve watched it stomp around in the morning "
And worse I fear. A serious of calamitous happenings of the Mac kind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You look like Jesus.
He had a bigger nose.
Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.
Big foreskin?
I think he was circumcised"
I meant your cock you doughnut. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"You look like Jesus.
He had a bigger nose.
Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.
Big foreskin?
I think he was circumcised
I meant your cock you doughnut."
Glazed ring? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have such an innocent looking face. I'd love to cum on it. Gee thanks
I’ve had that one!"
I think I get it twice a week. It's my most popular message |
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"You look like Jesus.
He had a bigger nose.
Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.
Big foreskin?
I think he was circumcised
I meant your cock you doughnut."
Cock doughnuts. The perfect midnight snack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have such an innocent looking face. I'd love to cum on it. Gee thanks
To be fair I can understand his thinking on that one."
Corruption of percieved innocence perhaps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You look like Jesus.
He had a bigger nose.
Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.
Big foreskin?
I think he was circumcised
I meant your cock you doughnut.
Glazed ring?"
That's a different body part entirely. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"You have such an innocent looking face. I'd love to cum on it. Gee thanks
To be fair I can understand his thinking on that one.
Corruption of percieved innocence perhaps? "
Does it for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You look like Jesus.
He had a bigger nose.
Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.
Big foreskin?
I think he was circumcised
I meant your cock you doughnut.
Glazed ring?"
Will my tongue fit in it? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"You look like Jesus.
He had a bigger nose.
Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.
Big foreskin?
I think he was circumcised
I meant your cock you doughnut.
Glazed ring?
Will my tongue fit in it?"
Only one way to find out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your body looks like it’s made from marble.
I didn’t really get it at the time, I’m not sure I do now "
Ermm marble is white and easily crumbles, scratches.
You sure she meant it as a compliment ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always get ‘you have a massive arse’. I’m happy it’s meant complimentary.
That made me giggle.
Stop giggling at my massive arse. It has its own postcode I’ll have you know.
You may have forgotten, but I’ve seen your arse. I’ve watched it stomp around in the morning
And worse I fear. A serious of calamitous happenings of the Mac kind. "
I’m taking the fifth on that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your body looks like it’s made from marble.
I didn’t really get it at the time, I’m not sure I do now "
A Grecian work of art I'm guessing. They are very well sculpted. Definitely a compliment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that! "
HAHAHAHA me and a few others got this all on the same night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!
HAHAHAHA me and a few others got this all on the same night "
I know! Who thinks slagging their partner off is going to result in the dropping of knickers?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!
HAHAHAHA me and a few others got this all on the same night
I know! Who thinks slagging their partner off is going to result in the dropping of knickers?? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!
HAHAHAHA me and a few others got this all on the same night "
I keep getting that one from the same guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You make my girlfriend look like dog shit.... Now I know I'm months only one who has had that!
HAHAHAHA me and a few others got this all on the same night
I keep getting that one from the same guy. "
I wonder If it is always the same guy. Maybe he lurks in the forums haha |
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"You look like Jesus.
He had a bigger nose.
Yeah he did but I have a bigger cock than Jesus, fact.
Big foreskin?
I think he was circumcised
I meant your cock you doughnut.
Cock doughnuts. The perfect midnight snack. "
Absolutely... Everyone knows cock pineapple rings are for breakfast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a guy tell me he liked my thighs
Before my operation they were very hard and strong
Although at gym other day another guy said I must work out cos my ass is firm and muscular hehe I blushed as didn’t know what say (couldn’t reply oh it’s my physio I have to do 10x10 ass clenches to help my muscle development lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your arsehole is so nice I would eat my Sunday dinner out of it. is it that nice though?
Its pretty nice, but a plate is a better idea. " to put your arse on? |
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