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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Got a sore throat? Making someone feel good? Celebrating your team winning away from home? Disco dancing? o/ Watching a quiz show? Pervin'? Maybe you're lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey jim

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Good evening Jim. Hullo night owls. I’m just outta the bath and smelling bloody lush!

Hope you’re having a super Saturday.

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By *allSteveMan over a year ago

Poole

Evening Jim and all you fabbers. Hope you are having a fun weekend

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Hiya Jim. Long time. Hope alls good with you? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hiya the best penis of England

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Just settling down for motd

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey jim

Hello! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SC. I'm going to say welcome to The late late nocturnal thread©™ as you've not posted on here using that profile before. And you're tonight's first poster, congratulations. What a start this evening's thread! Coupleprofileface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim. Hullo night owls. I’m just outta the bath and smelling bloody lush!

Hope you’re having a super Saturday. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MrsMac. Oh nice, I'm jealous, I wanna feel like that. Cleanface

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all you fabbers. Hope you are having a fun weekend "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SM. Happy Saturday. How are you tonight? Smileyface

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx"

Well hello. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey jim

Woohoo first poster! High five! Shit day at work but happy days as I’m off for a week now xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Fab Forum State of Mind (The Pussycat Hip Hop)

A Rap By E to the Stell

Yeah, yeah

Ayo, nocturnal peeps, it's time.

It's time, nocturnal peeps (aight, nocturnal peeps, begin).

Straight out the gigantic dungeons of rap.

The pineapple drops deep as does my porpoise.

I never suck, 'cause to suck is the mum of habeas corpus.

Beyond the walls of forumites, life is defined.

I think of intimacy when I'm in a fab forum state of mind.

Hope the apple got some dapple.

My snapple don't like no dirty chapel.

Run up to the grapple and get the rappel.

In a fab forum state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The stupendous pineapple?

You complain about respect.

I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the dapple.

I'm rappin' to the pussycat,

And I'm gonna move your at.

Smooth, racy, florid, like a poppadom

Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a poppa.

I can't take the respect, can't take the pitchfork.

I woulda tried to blow I guess I got no stork.

I'm rappin' to the at,

And I'm gonna move your pussycat.

Yea, yaz, in a fab forum state of mind.

When I was young my mum had a papa.

I waz kicked out without no joppa.

I never thought I'd see that scopa.

Ain't a soul alive that could take my mum's poppa.

A hilarious sausage is quite the boscage.

Thinking of intimacy. Yaz, thinking of intimacy (intimacy).

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jim. Long time. Hope alls good with you? Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. All is well. How are you doing? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Hiya Jim. Long time. Hope alls good with you? Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. All is well. How are you doing? x"

Good thanks lovely. In a better place. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya the best penis of England "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and, Hiya! F&B, wearing double D. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might have found a rap generator plaything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just settling down for motd

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mike. Did Manchester United play today? Linekerface

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I might have found a rap generator plaything.

It needs to generate the foundations of forum life sis. Cake innit.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"Just settling down for motd

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mike. Did Manchester United play today? Linekerface"

Nahhh it’s derby day tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx"

Suzy, you're back, again, wonderful. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How's your week been? Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might have found a rap generator plaything.

It needs to generate the foundations of forum life sis. Cake innit. "

Word.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen. "

Anything I suggest to do next might just get my face slapped

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Evening Jim x

Evening Fabbers x

Having a quiet night snuggled on the settee... It's been a crazy mad week

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeeeet Jim, just don't mention the football. verysadface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey jim

Woohoo first poster! High five! Shit day at work but happy days as I’m off for a week now xx"

You do good work. x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFRbnCtLWAU

Craig David - 7 Days - YouTube

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

Well hello. Xx"
hey beautiful, how are you? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’m having a quiet night on the sofa with a glass of wine x

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Good evening Jim..Had a late night out last night disco dancing so just chilling at home this evening..Good point for West Ham today at Huddersfield...

Bar is open if you fancy a drink!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A Fab Forum State of Mind (The Pussycat Hip Hop)

A Rap By E to the Stell

Yeah, yeah

Ayo, nocturnal peeps, it's time.

It's time, nocturnal peeps (aight, nocturnal peeps, begin).

Straight out the gigantic dungeons of rap.

The pineapple drops deep as does my porpoise.

I never suck, 'cause to suck is the mum of habeas corpus.

Beyond the walls of forumites, life is defined.

I think of intimacy when I'm in a fab forum state of mind.

Hope the apple got some dapple.

My snapple don't like no dirty chapel.

Run up to the grapple and get the rappel.

In a fab forum state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The stupendous pineapple?

You complain about respect.

I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the dapple.

I'm rappin' to the pussycat,

And I'm gonna move your at.

Smooth, racy, florid, like a poppadom

Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a poppa.

I can't take the respect, can't take the pitchfork.

I woulda tried to blow I guess I got no stork.

I'm rappin' to the at,

And I'm gonna move your pussycat.

Yea, yaz, in a fab forum state of mind.

When I was young my mum had a papa.

I waz kicked out without no joppa.

I never thought I'd see that scopa.

Ain't a soul alive that could take my mum's poppa.

A hilarious sausage is quite the boscage.

Thinking of intimacy. Yaz, thinking of intimacy (intimacy).

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You heard it here first. In thirty years there will be a biopic called Straight Out the Gigantic Dungeons of Rap. Ayyy, rap fans. Rapface

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

Suzy, you're back, again, wonderful. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How's your week been? Smileyface x"
it's been interesting, not too controversial, all in all, a good week

thought id pop in, see whats happening x how are you my lovely? x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx"

Oh Suzy, how absolutely brilliant it is to see you as well you gorgeous lady xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"A Fab Forum State of Mind (The Pussycat Hip Hop)

A Rap By E to the Stell

Yeah, yeah

Ayo, nocturnal peeps, it's time.

It's time, nocturnal peeps (aight, nocturnal peeps, begin).

Straight out the gigantic dungeons of rap.

The pineapple drops deep as does my porpoise.

I never suck, 'cause to suck is the mum of habeas corpus.

Beyond the walls of forumites, life is defined.

I think of intimacy when I'm in a fab forum state of mind.

Hope the apple got some dapple.

My snapple don't like no dirty chapel.

Run up to the grapple and get the rappel.

In a fab forum state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The stupendous pineapple?

You complain about respect.

I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the dapple.

I'm rappin' to the pussycat,

And I'm gonna move your at.

Smooth, racy, florid, like a poppadom

Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a poppa.

I can't take the respect, can't take the pitchfork.

I woulda tried to blow I guess I got no stork.

I'm rappin' to the at,

And I'm gonna move your pussycat.

Yea, yaz, in a fab forum state of mind.

When I was young my mum had a papa.

I waz kicked out without no joppa.

I never thought I'd see that scopa.

Ain't a soul alive that could take my mum's poppa.

A hilarious sausage is quite the boscage.

Thinking of intimacy. Yaz, thinking of intimacy (intimacy).

"
talented..i think im too old to understand, where is my rocking chair?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

Oh Suzy, how absolutely brilliant it is to see you as well you gorgeous lady xx"
thank you darlin.. hows things? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jim. Long time. Hope alls good with you? Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. All is well. How are you doing? x

Good thanks lovely. In a better place. Xx"

I'm very pleased to read it. x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?"
cup of tea and hat xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I might have found a rap generator plaything.

So that's what the G in Warren G stands for. He's rapper, and an apper. Regulate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You heard it here first. In thirty years there will be a biopic called Straight Out the Gigantic Dungeons of Rap. Ayyy, rap fans. Rapface"

Braaaaaaap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might have found a rap generator plaything.

So that's what the G in Warren G stands for. He's rapper, and an apper. Regulate!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening jim, had a purve but could resist checking out the top couples pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just settling down for motd

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mike. Did Manchester United play today? Linekerface

Nahhh it’s derby day tomorrow "

Ah, of course. It was Derby day for Villa today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hine. Hope you don't get smacked in the face with a spine. Bookface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx"

perfect yes and a blanket or two. I Have a need for food but there is nothing suitably easy to just rip open and shove down. Could do with pastry offerings. And perhaps a shoulder squeeze. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim x

Evening Fabbers x

Having a quiet night snuggled on the settee... It's been a crazy mad week

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Phoenix. Get yourself comfy, and have a phoenix night. x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

Oh Suzy, how absolutely brilliant it is to see you as well you gorgeous lady xxthank you darlin.. hows things? xx"

Fine thanks, although I might have to eat some humble pie after Villa trounced us at home today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeeeet Jim, just don't mention the football. verysadface"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. It's too late, I've mentioned it twice. Once more, and it'll be three. Wonface

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

perfect yes and a blanket or two. I Have a need for food but there is nothing suitably easy to just rip open and shove down. Could do with pastry offerings. And perhaps a shoulder squeeze. X"
there used to be blankies round here. ive just got out the crackers. fancy any? cheese or marmite x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeeeevening Mr Stiffy. I'm in bed with my book but feel very tired so may not read much. I do hope you are well and happy x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

Oh Suzy, how absolutely brilliant it is to see you as well you gorgeous lady xxthank you darlin.. hows things? xx

Fine thanks, although I might have to eat some humble pie after Villa trounced us at home today

"
did they? have no idea whos doing what my lovely, no TV is a blessing sometimes. was the pie tasty ? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’m having a quiet night on the sofa with a glass of wine x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I had a quiet day on the sofa. I watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead, it was very good. Best episode in a long time. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim..Had a late night out last night disco dancing so just chilling at home this evening..Good point for West Ham today at Huddersfield...

Bar is open if you fancy a drink! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. You must be exhausted after all that bopping, then working behind the bar.

I was listening to talkSPORT Thursday night around twenty past twelve. An Ashley from West Ham was talking to Goldstein and Cundy. Was it you?! EastLondonface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

Suzy, you're back, again, wonderful. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How's your week been? Smileyface xit's been interesting, not too controversial, all in all, a good week

thought id pop in, see whats happening x how are you my lovely? x"

I'm good. Although nothing interesting has happened to me. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A Fab Forum State of Mind (The Pussycat Hip Hop)

A Rap By E to the Stell

Yeah, yeah

Ayo, nocturnal peeps, it's time.

It's time, nocturnal peeps (aight, nocturnal peeps, begin).

Straight out the gigantic dungeons of rap.

The pineapple drops deep as does my porpoise.

I never suck, 'cause to suck is the mum of habeas corpus.

Beyond the walls of forumites, life is defined.

I think of intimacy when I'm in a fab forum state of mind.

Hope the apple got some dapple.

My snapple don't like no dirty chapel.

Run up to the grapple and get the rappel.

In a fab forum state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The stupendous pineapple?

You complain about respect.

I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the dapple.

I'm rappin' to the pussycat,

And I'm gonna move your at.

Smooth, racy, florid, like a poppadom

Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a poppa.

I can't take the respect, can't take the pitchfork.

I woulda tried to blow I guess I got no stork.

I'm rappin' to the at,

And I'm gonna move your pussycat.

Yea, yaz, in a fab forum state of mind.

When I was young my mum had a papa.

I waz kicked out without no joppa.

I never thought I'd see that scopa.

Ain't a soul alive that could take my mum's poppa.

A hilarious sausage is quite the boscage.

Thinking of intimacy. Yaz, thinking of intimacy (intimacy).

talented..i think im too old to understand, where is my rocking chair?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRxhU176QyI

Oasis - Rockin' Chair (album version) - YouTube

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"A Fab Forum State of Mind (The Pussycat Hip Hop)

A Rap By E to the Stell

Yeah, yeah

Ayo, nocturnal peeps, it's time.

It's time, nocturnal peeps (aight, nocturnal peeps, begin).

Straight out the gigantic dungeons of rap.

The pineapple drops deep as does my porpoise.

I never suck, 'cause to suck is the mum of habeas corpus.

Beyond the walls of forumites, life is defined.

I think of intimacy when I'm in a fab forum state of mind.

Hope the apple got some dapple.

My snapple don't like no dirty chapel.

Run up to the grapple and get the rappel.

In a fab forum state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The stupendous pineapple?

You complain about respect.

I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the dapple.

I'm rappin' to the pussycat,

And I'm gonna move your at.

Smooth, racy, florid, like a poppadom

Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a poppa.

I can't take the respect, can't take the pitchfork.

I woulda tried to blow I guess I got no stork.

I'm rappin' to the at,

And I'm gonna move your pussycat.

Yea, yaz, in a fab forum state of mind.

When I was young my mum had a papa.

I waz kicked out without no joppa.

I never thought I'd see that scopa.

Ain't a soul alive that could take my mum's poppa.

A hilarious sausage is quite the boscage.

Thinking of intimacy. Yaz, thinking of intimacy (intimacy).

talented..i think im too old to understand, where is my rocking chair?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRxhU176QyI

Oasis - Rockin' Chair (album version) - YouTube

"
i really really cant stand oasis, load of shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’m having a quiet night on the sofa with a glass of wine x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I had a quiet day on the sofa. I watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead, it was very good. Best episode in a long time. x"

I didn’t know what to make of it, was good in places but still think it needs to get better x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx"

Yes! That's an excellent idea. Thank goodness you're here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hine. Hope you don't get smacked in the face with a spine. Bookface"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening jim, had a purve but could resist checking out the top couples pics"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Happy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. You sound like a right pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim"

Gooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pat. Smileyface

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

Oh Suzy, how absolutely brilliant it is to see you as well you gorgeous lady xxthank you darlin.. hows things? xx

Fine thanks, although I might have to eat some humble pie after Villa trounced us at home today

did they? have no idea whos doing what my lovely, no TV is a blessing sometimes. was the pie tasty ? xx

Step into my office young lady and I will let you know

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

Yes! That's an excellent idea. Thank goodness you're here."
where are the emergency biscuits kept in here these days?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

Oh Suzy, how absolutely brilliant it is to see you as well you gorgeous lady xxthank you darlin.. hows things? xx

Fine thanks, although I might have to eat some humble pie after Villa trounced us at home today

did they? have no idea whos doing what my lovely, no TV is a blessing sometimes. was the pie tasty ? xx

Step into my office young lady and I will let you know

"
i get another invite..? lucky me xxxx mwhahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

perfect yes and a blanket or two. I Have a need for food but there is nothing suitably easy to just rip open and shove down. Could do with pastry offerings. And perhaps a shoulder squeeze. Xthere used to be blankies round here. ive just got out the crackers. fancy any? cheese or marmite x"

Oh cheese all the lovely cheese please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeevening Mr Stiffy. I'm in bed with my book but feel very tired so may not read much. I do hope you are well and happy x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dana. Happy reading and sweet dreams. x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

perfect yes and a blanket or two. I Have a need for food but there is nothing suitably easy to just rip open and shove down. Could do with pastry offerings. And perhaps a shoulder squeeze. Xthere used to be blankies round here. ive just got out the crackers. fancy any? cheese or marmite x

Oh cheese all the lovely cheese please

"
help yourself my lovely, those are great socks in your pic btw, very cute xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

Oh Suzy, how absolutely brilliant it is to see you as well you gorgeous lady xxthank you darlin.. hows things? xx

Fine thanks, although I might have to eat some humble pie after Villa trounced us at home today

did they? have no idea whos doing what my lovely, no TV is a blessing sometimes. was the pie tasty ? xx

I hope the pie was tasty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A Fab Forum State of Mind (The Pussycat Hip Hop)

A Rap By E to the Stell

Yeah, yeah

Ayo, nocturnal peeps, it's time.

It's time, nocturnal peeps (aight, nocturnal peeps, begin).

Straight out the gigantic dungeons of rap.

The pineapple drops deep as does my porpoise.

I never suck, 'cause to suck is the mum of habeas corpus.

Beyond the walls of forumites, life is defined.

I think of intimacy when I'm in a fab forum state of mind.

Hope the apple got some dapple.

My snapple don't like no dirty chapel.

Run up to the grapple and get the rappel.

In a fab forum state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The stupendous pineapple?

You complain about respect.

I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the dapple.

I'm rappin' to the pussycat,

And I'm gonna move your at.

Smooth, racy, florid, like a poppadom

Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a poppa.

I can't take the respect, can't take the pitchfork.

I woulda tried to blow I guess I got no stork.

I'm rappin' to the at,

And I'm gonna move your pussycat.

Yea, yaz, in a fab forum state of mind.

When I was young my mum had a papa.

I waz kicked out without no joppa.

I never thought I'd see that scopa.

Ain't a soul alive that could take my mum's poppa.

A hilarious sausage is quite the boscage.

Thinking of intimacy. Yaz, thinking of intimacy (intimacy).

talented..i think im too old to understand, where is my rocking chair?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRxhU176QyI

Oasis - Rockin' Chair (album version) - YouTube

i really really cant stand oasis, load of shite

Sorry! I'll never Oasis you again.

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"Good evening Jim..Had a late night out last night disco dancing so just chilling at home this evening..Good point for West Ham today at Huddersfield...

Bar is open if you fancy a drink!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. You must be exhausted after all that bopping, then working behind the bar.

I was listening to talkSPORT Thursday night around twenty past twelve. An Ashley from West Ham was talking to Goldstein and Cundy. Was it you?! EastLondonface"

I ain't saying if it was me on the old dog and bone in it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hine. Hope you don't get smacked in the face with a spine. Bookface"

Eeeeeeeeveing Jim. I've learned to duck. Eventually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’m having a quiet night on the sofa with a glass of wine x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I had a quiet day on the sofa. I watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead, it was very good. Best episode in a long time. x

I didn’t know what to make of it, was good in places but still think it needs to get better x "

I hope it improves. I'm looking forward to the next episode. Did you see Judith? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

Yes! That's an excellent idea. Thank goodness you're here.where are the emergency biscuits kept in here these days?"

I can rustle up some generic supermarket jaffa cakes. *Rustles packet*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

Yes! That's an excellent idea. Thank goodness you're here.where are the emergency biscuits kept in here these days?

I can rustle up some generic supermarket jaffa cakes. *Rustles packet*"

Sits open mouthed like a baby bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

perfect yes and a blanket or two. I Have a need for food but there is nothing suitably easy to just rip open and shove down. Could do with pastry offerings. And perhaps a shoulder squeeze. Xthere used to be blankies round here. ive just got out the crackers. fancy any? cheese or marmite x

Oh cheese all the lovely cheese please

help yourself my lovely, those are great socks in your pic btw, very cute xx"

I love those socks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

perfect yes and a blanket or two. I Have a need for food but there is nothing suitably easy to just rip open and shove down. Could do with pastry offerings. And perhaps a shoulder squeeze. Xthere used to be blankies round here. ive just got out the crackers. fancy any? cheese or marmite x

Oh cheese all the lovely cheese please

help yourself my lovely, those are great socks in your pic btw, very cute xx"

Thankyou. I really should go and dig them out and put them on as Im cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim..Had a late night out last night disco dancing so just chilling at home this evening..Good point for West Ham today at Huddersfield...

Bar is open if you fancy a drink!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. You must be exhausted after all that bopping, then working behind the bar.

I was listening to talkSPORT Thursday night around twenty past twelve. An Ashley from West Ham was talking to Goldstein and Cundy. Was it you?! EastLondonface

I ain't saying if it was me on the old dog and bone in it!

*Nods*

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

perfect yes and a blanket or two. I Have a need for food but there is nothing suitably easy to just rip open and shove down. Could do with pastry offerings. And perhaps a shoulder squeeze. Xthere used to be blankies round here. ive just got out the crackers. fancy any? cheese or marmite x

Oh cheese all the lovely cheese please

help yourself my lovely, those are great socks in your pic btw, very cute xx

Thankyou. I really should go and dig them out and put them on as Im cold

"
great idea xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hine. Hope you don't get smacked in the face with a spine. Bookface

Eeeeeeeeveing Jim. I've learned to duck. Eventually.

You might be able to give some advice to seeside on ducking.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ive just admitted i am the forum clique on another thread, the game is up guys, i return after 2 years away and the subject surfaces immediately i return..chuckles loudly...i thought i was funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

Yes! That's an excellent idea. Thank goodness you're here.where are the emergency biscuits kept in here these days?

I can rustle up some generic supermarket jaffa cakes. *Rustles packet*

Sits open mouthed like a baby bird "

*Feeds Autumn delicious little chocolate coated non branded cakes*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am forum clique. We're all forum clique.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

Yes! That's an excellent idea. Thank goodness you're here.where are the emergency biscuits kept in here these days?

I can rustle up some generic supermarket jaffa cakes. *Rustles packet*

Sits open mouthed like a baby bird

*Feeds Autumn delicious little chocolate coated non branded cakes*"

Chirrups happily

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hine. Hope you don't get smacked in the face with a spine. Bookface

Eeeeeeeeveing Jim. I've learned to duck. Eventually.

You might be able to give some advice to seeside on ducking."

He should get a stool, will filter out the witches

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hine. Hope you don't get smacked in the face with a spine. Bookface

Eeeeeeeeveing Jim. I've learned to duck. Eventually.

You might be able to give some advice to seeside on ducking.

He should get a stool, will filter out the witches

"
i can teach him to squat if he likes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

Yes! That's an excellent idea. Thank goodness you're here.where are the emergency biscuits kept in here these days?

I can rustle up some generic supermarket jaffa cakes. *Rustles packet*

Sits open mouthed like a baby bird

*Feeds Autumn delicious little chocolate coated non branded cakes*

Chirrups happily "

Even if I say so myself, I'm a beaky blinder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hine. Hope you don't get smacked in the face with a spine. Bookface

Eeeeeeeeveing Jim. I've learned to duck. Eventually.

You might be able to give some advice to seeside on ducking.

He should get a stool, will filter out the witches

i can teach him to squat if he likes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows."

It's The Best of The Late Night Alternative With Iain Lee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

Yes! That's an excellent idea. Thank goodness you're here.where are the emergency biscuits kept in here these days?

I can rustle up some generic supermarket jaffa cakes. *Rustles packet*

Sits open mouthed like a baby bird

*Feeds Autumn delicious little chocolate coated non branded cakes*

Chirrups happily

Even if I say so myself, I'm a beaky blinder."

I feel much cheered now thankyou xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Just finished a book and have gotten cold just sitting here. Feeling indecisive about what to do next. My brain has frozen.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn.

Let's try and help you. What are the options of what to do next?cup of tea and hat xx

Yes! That's an excellent idea. Thank goodness you're here.where are the emergency biscuits kept in here these days?

I can rustle up some generic supermarket jaffa cakes. *Rustles packet*

Sits open mouthed like a baby bird

*Feeds Autumn delicious little chocolate coated non branded cakes*

Chirrups happily

Even if I say so myself, I'm a beaky blinder.

I feel much cheered now thankyou xx"

Excellent, you're welcome. x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows."

Evening,I'm not sure but I prefer him to the person who's normally on. At the mo is a woman who wants advice on getting rid of a man two doors down she's having sex with,she doesn't like him but the sex is good. He's got ten other's on the good...amusing.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

*on the go.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

It's The Best of The Late Night Alternative With Iain Lee."

Oh right

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim and everyone I like

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing."

He sounds a shit though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everyone Samiss likes. Smileyface

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Good evening fellow fabbers and forumites

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though."

He does, nobody wants a shit.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"good evening owls and fabsters..lovely to see you all..xx

Oh Suzy, how absolutely brilliant it is to see you as well you gorgeous lady xxthank you darlin.. hows things? xx

Fine thanks, although I might have to eat some humble pie after Villa trounced us at home today

did they? have no idea whos doing what my lovely, no TV is a blessing sometimes. was the pie tasty ? xx

Step into my office young lady and I will let you know

i get another invite..? lucky me xxxx mwhahaha"

Of course, and I'll be well stocked up on tea bags next time

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

"
hey lovelies xx

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everyone Samiss likes. Smileyface"

Smiley face back at ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening fellow fabbers and forumites

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chillout. How the hell are you? Smileyface

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

hey lovelies xx "

Hey gorgeous lady

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit."
oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Smileyface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, everyone Samiss likes. Smileyface

Smiley face back at ya!

Thanks!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good evening fellow fabbers and forumites

"
hi _hillout, hows your evening? x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

hey lovelies xx

Hey gorgeous lady

"
aww thanks fancy a kiss and cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

He's diddling another nine, or ten. They'll notice, he's pretty good at sex apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening."

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

Her willpower is weak,one look and she's melted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

I was trying to do a ninja. Ignore my failings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening."

Did someone say something?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

Apart from Miss Sticky Ears.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

Her willpower is weak,one look and she's melted."
then its a full hood she requires

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

I was trying to do a ninja. Ignore my failings"

Here's one I prepared earlier.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

I was trying to do a ninja. Ignore my failings

Here's one I prepared earlier.

I think it worked without the ninja.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

He's diddling another nine, or ten. They'll notice, he's pretty good at sex apparently."
well at least she doesnt have to share the remote with him, or wash his socks. i understand the appeal of polyamory as long as im not the housewife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

I was trying to do a ninja. Ignore my failings

Here's one I prepared earlier.

Ah I was doing an @ as a hat . I get the awful feeling thats Christmas man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

Apart from Miss Sticky Ears."

She might not be able to hear if she's taken part in a niche bukkake that she enjoys.

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Good evening fellow fabbers and forumites

hi _hillout, hows your evening? x"

With a cuppa in hand and chatting to some fine people

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good evening fellow fabbers and forumites

hi _hillout, hows your evening? x

With a cuppa in hand and chatting to some fine people

"
that's really cool, glad you are having a lovely evening x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

He's diddling another nine, or ten. They'll notice, he's pretty good at sex apparently. well at least she doesnt have to share the remote with him, or wash his socks. i understand the appeal of polyamory as long as im not the housewife

I've got to take a look at that Louis Theroux documentary.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hiya

"
hi dotty hows your evening? welcome to nocturnal x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

I've got to take a look at that Louis Theroux documentary."
what documentary? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

I was trying to do a ninja. Ignore my failings

Here's one I prepared earlier.

Ah I was doing an @ as a hat . I get the awful feeling thats Christmas man

I know him!

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Hiya

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

I was trying to do a ninja. Ignore my failings

Here's one I prepared earlier.

Ah I was doing an @ as a hat . I get the awful feeling thats Christmas man

@ as a hat, looks like an asshat.

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

Aloha..hope ye are well x

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening."

Naughty!

I like everyone on here...at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dotty and your Scottish botty. Smileyface

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Aloha..hope ye are well x

"
aloha, i surely am, you? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey jim

Woohoo first poster! High five! Shit day at work but happy days as I’m off for a week now xx

You do good work. x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFRbnCtLWAU

Craig David - 7 Days - YouTube

Thanks

but I was still the first poster! Must check accounts next time!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good evening fellow fabbers and forumites

hi _hillout, hows your evening? x

With a cuppa in hand and chatting to some fine people

that's really cool, glad you are having a lovely evening x"

You must have missed my earlier post, but I now have tea bags aplenty

Anyone fancy a party?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hey jim

Woohoo first poster! High five! Shit day at work but happy days as I’m off for a week now xx

You do good work. x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFRbnCtLWAU

Craig David - 7 Days - YouTube

Thanks

but I was still the first poster! Must check accounts next time!

"
hello lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

Apart from Miss Sticky Ears."

Checks for wax

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hiya

Holla

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

I've got to take a look at that Louis Theroux documentary.what documentary? x

He's done a documentary on polyamory, I think it was on last Sunday. x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good evening fellow fabbers and forumites

hi _hillout, hows your evening? x

With a cuppa in hand and chatting to some fine people

that's really cool, glad you are having a lovely evening x

You must have missed my earlier post, but I now have tea bags aplenty

Anyone fancy a party?

"
sorry lovely a pg or a pj's party? both? boom boom...im in yippeeee xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

I've got to take a look at that Louis Theroux documentary.what documentary? x

He's done a documentary on polyamory, I think it was on last Sunday. x"
don't have a tv but i'm on the scene, so i don't think i need a documentary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

I was trying to do a ninja. Ignore my failings

Here's one I prepared earlier.

Ah I was doing an @ as a hat . I get the awful feeling thats Christmas man

@ as a hat, looks like an asshat."

@-)

Oh its not Santa at all. I didnt learn these very well did I. Heck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aloha..hope ye are well x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening aloha and howdy, Rowdy. I'm well, but are you well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hiya

hi dotty hows your evening? welcome to nocturnal x"

Not too bad thanks. Relaxing with a cuppa! How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey jim

Woohoo first poster! High five! Shit day at work but happy days as I’m off for a week now xx

You do good work. x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFRbnCtLWAU

Craig David - 7 Days - YouTube

Thanks

but I was still the first poster! Must check accounts next time!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hiya

hi dotty hows your evening? welcome to nocturnal x

Not too bad thanks. Relaxing with a cuppa! How are you? "

Hello Dotty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening fellow fabbers and forumites

hi _hillout, hows your evening? x

With a cuppa in hand and chatting to some fine people

that's really cool, glad you are having a lovely evening x

You must have missed my earlier post, but I now have tea bags aplenty

Anyone fancy a party?

Teabagface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

Apart from Miss Sticky Ears.

Checks for wax

Hahahaha. Dirty girl!

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Goodness at this rate you'll need thread number two very soon. Plenty of night owls here

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hiya

hi dotty hows your evening? welcome to nocturnal x

Not too bad thanks. Relaxing with a cuppa! How are you? "
finding my way round the old haunts

smiling at the fact, very little changes here xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Goodness at this rate you'll need thread number two very soon. Plenty of night owls here

"
secretary skills may have to come into play, but ive made no notes

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Goodness at this rate you'll need thread number two very soon. Plenty of night owls here

secretary skills may have to come into play, but ive made no notes

None necessary!

just improvise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

I've got to take a look at that Louis Theroux documentary.what documentary? x

He's done a documentary on polyamory, I think it was on last Sunday. xdon't have a tv but i'm on the scene, so i don't think i need a documentary

You can always use the iPlayer. They have a stringent user policy. They ask if you have a TV licence. Select yes, and off you watch. x

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

"Aloha..hope ye are well x

aloha, i surely am, you? x"

I'm great thanks just back in after my night out xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Goodness at this rate you'll need thread number two very soon. Plenty of night owls here

secretary skills may have to come into play, but ive made no notes

None necessary!

just improvise

"
shhhh ive just done one

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Aloha..hope ye are well x

aloha, i surely am, you? x

I'm great thanks just back in after my night out xx

"
did you have a great time? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

I was trying to do a ninja. Ignore my failings

Here's one I prepared earlier.

Ah I was doing an @ as a hat . I get the awful feeling thats Christmas man

@ as a hat, looks like an asshat.

@-)

Oh its not Santa at all. I didnt learn these very well did I. Heck. "

You're rubbish! You didn't give Santa any eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

I was trying to do a ninja. Ignore my failings

Here's one I prepared earlier.

Ah I was doing an @ as a hat . I get the awful feeling thats Christmas man

@ as a hat, looks like an asshat.

@-)

Oh its not Santa at all. I didnt learn these very well did I. Heck.

You're rubbish! You didn't give Santa any eyes."

His bloody hat slipped look. Tssk

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

I've got to take a look at that Louis Theroux documentary.what documentary? x

He's done a documentary on polyamory, I think it was on last Sunday. xdon't have a tv but i'm on the scene, so i don't think i need a documentary

You can always use the i Player. They have a stringent user policy. They ask if you have a TV licence. Select yes, and off you watch. x"
believe me if i wanted poly, i could have poly any day of the week, with or without slavery. i don't feel it will be that accurate..like most things to do with BDSM x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goodness at this rate you'll need thread number two very soon. Plenty of night owls here

It's Saturday night, and the feeling's right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goodness at this rate you'll need thread number two very soon. Plenty of night owls here

secretary skills may have to come into play, but ive made no notes

I miss your nocturnal synopsis'.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Goodness at this rate you'll need thread number two very soon. Plenty of night owls here

secretary skills may have to come into play, but ive made no notes

I miss your nocturnal synopsis'."
i have a treat for you if we get to part 2 xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya

hi dotty hows your evening? welcome to nocturnal x

Not too bad thanks. Relaxing with a cuppa! How are you? finding my way round the old haunts

smiling at the fact, very little changes here xx"

It still looks like 1999.

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

"Aloha..hope ye are well x

aloha, i surely am, you? x

I'm great thanks just back in after my night out xx

did you have a great time? x"

Just a few quiet ones Suzy so it done me fine xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone I like

Whisper to me the one's you don't like no-one is listening.

I was trying to do a ninja. Ignore my failings

Here's one I prepared earlier.

Ah I was doing an @ as a hat . I get the awful feeling thats Christmas man

@ as a hat, looks like an asshat.

@-)

Oh its not Santa at all. I didnt learn these very well did I. Heck.

You're rubbish! You didn't give Santa any eyes.

His bloody hat slipped look. Tssk"

Haha. He could do with a new hat. Who gets Christmas presents for Santa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

I've got to take a look at that Louis Theroux documentary.what documentary? x

He's done a documentary on polyamory, I think it was on last Sunday. xdon't have a tv but i'm on the scene, so i don't think i need a documentary

You can always use the i Player. They have a stringent user policy. They ask if you have a TV licence. Select yes, and off you watch. xbelieve me if i wanted poly, i could have poly any day of the week, with or without slavery. i don't feel it will be that accurate..like most things to do with BDSM x"

*Nods* You're very probably right. x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hiya

hi dotty hows your evening? welcome to nocturnal x

Not too bad thanks. Relaxing with a cuppa! How are you? finding my way round the old haunts

smiling at the fact, very little changes here xx

It still looks like 1999.

"
i wasnt here in 1999 that was a party, im just a rebel from 2015

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goodness at this rate you'll need thread number two very soon. Plenty of night owls here

secretary skills may have to come into play, but ive made no notes

I miss your nocturnal synopsis'.i have a treat for you if we get to part 2 xx

*Punches the air* sorry air. Yes! x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Aloha..hope ye are well x

aloha, i surely am, you? x

I'm great thanks just back in after my night out xx

did you have a great time? x

Just a few quiet ones Suzy so it done me fine xx

"
sometimes that's just what you need xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya

hi dotty hows your evening? welcome to nocturnal x

Not too bad thanks. Relaxing with a cuppa! How are you? finding my way round the old haunts

smiling at the fact, very little changes here xx

It still looks like 1999.

i wasnt here in 1999 that was a party, im just a rebel from 2015

From quarter past eight until what time? x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good evening fellow fabbers and forumites

hi _hillout, hows your evening? x

With a cuppa in hand and chatting to some fine people

that's really cool, glad you are having a lovely evening x

You must have missed my earlier post, but I now have tea bags aplenty

Anyone fancy a party?

Teabagface"

Big Balls - AC/DC

Apparently the link has been blocked

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Since when has Iain been on on a Saturday night? Is it recorded I don't know.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. What?! He could be filling in.

I adore your soft pillows.

I heard that bit. That dude must be really good at sexing.

He sounds a shit though.

He does, nobody wants a shit.oh come on, there's always gaffa tape. why cant she get rid of him, surely one less he wouldnt notice?

I've got to take a look at that Louis Theroux documentary.what documentary? x

He's done a documentary on polyamory, I think it was on last Sunday. xdon't have a tv but i'm on the scene, so i don't think i need a documentary

*Nods* You're very probably right. x"
im torn between writing a handbook on the subject of how not to be a dick dom or a novel that will make you cream yourself on the first page.....sensationalism for profit, or reality to save some nerves ? x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Help"

Are you a carrot?

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