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"I just got a sample pack from Bedfordshire beard co. Seems decent, just figuring out how much to use."
Yeah, first couple of times I used too little, then once used too much, looked like I’d had my face in a bag of chips. I’ve figured 4or5 drops is enough for me and my length. Erm.... |
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"I just got a sample pack from Bedfordshire beard co. Seems decent, just figuring out how much to use.
Yeah, first couple of times I used too little, then once used too much, looked like I’d had my face in a bag of chips. I’ve figured 4or5 drops is enough for me and my length. Erm.... "
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"I just got a sample pack from Bedfordshire beard co. Seems decent, just figuring out how much to use.
Yeah, first couple of times I used too little, then once used too much, looked like I’d had my face in a bag of chips. I’ve figured 4or5 drops is enough for me and my length. Erm.... "
I've got the soap bar conditioner, Dno if it'll be any different |
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over a year ago
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I use quite a few.
I use a Bulldog company shampoo and conditioner whenever I can. But, regularly put on a conditioner and a moisturiser by By My Beard.
I also use a Bulldog beard oil for when I’m going out or if I’ve got any meets ( smells and feels fab).
And when I’m out the shower I use olive oil and another beard moisturiser by Murdock.
Needless to say, my beard is very soft and smooth.
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over a year ago
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I not sure on the name but I use the stuff I get from the barbers. It’s worth using from barber recommendations I find. I tried gimmicky ones but they don’t last! |
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"I use quite a few.
I use a Bulldog company shampoo and conditioner whenever I can. But, regularly put on a conditioner and a moisturiser by By My Beard.
I also use a Bulldog beard oil for when I’m going out or if I’ve got any meets ( smells and feels fab).
And when I’m out the shower I use olive oil and another beard moisturiser by Murdock.
Needless to say, my beard is very soft and smooth.
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I read the reviews from bulldog company. Mixed reviews with irritation |
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over a year ago
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I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood... |
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood..."
I’m wet from reading that!! |
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood...
I’m wet from reading that!!"
That’s funny, cause he uses vagina juice in the Autumn. |
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood...
I’m wet from reading that!!
That’s funny, cause he uses vagina juice in the Autumn."
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood...
I’m wet from reading that!!
That’s funny, cause he uses vagina juice in the Autumn."
That’s how ‘real’ men condition their beards.  |
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood...
I’m wet from reading that!!
That’s funny, cause he uses vagina juice in the Autumn.
That’s how ‘real’ men condition their beards. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood...
I’m wet from reading that!!
That’s funny, cause he uses vagina juice in the Autumn.
That’s how ‘real’ men condition their beards. "
There’s no better conditioner. Minty fresh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood...
I’m wet from reading that!!
That’s funny, cause he uses vagina juice in the Autumn.
That’s how ‘real’ men condition their beards.
There’s no better conditioner. Minty fresh. "
Best I get on a diet of fresh mint leaves. |
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over a year ago
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"Oh wow, this is actually a thing? And I thought fellas were just being lazy and couldn’t be arsed to shave like me. :-/"
Nope, most proud beard wearers spend a lot of time on that growth. My ex even had a beard comb. |
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"Oh wow, this is actually a thing? And I thought fellas were just being lazy and couldn’t be arsed to shave like me. :-/
Nope, most proud beard wearers spend a lot of time on that growth. My ex even had a beard comb. "
One made of Bamboo I guess ? |
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"Oh wow, this is actually a thing? And I thought fellas were just being lazy and couldn’t be arsed to shave like me. :-/
Nope, most proud beard wearers spend a lot of time on that growth. My ex even had a beard comb.
One made of Bamboo I guess ? "
Of course. You know all about that my hipster dude. |
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood...
I’m wet from reading that!!
That’s funny, cause he uses vagina juice in the Autumn.
That’s how ‘real’ men condition their beards.
There’s no better conditioner. Minty fresh.
Best I get on a diet of fresh mint leaves. "
No better conditioner
Best feeling ever when it's drenched    |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood..."
*swoon... |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just use Loreal hair conditioner I rub it in thoroughly before I wash my body so it stays on for a few minutes before washing out it does the trick and my beard gets exposed to some pretty extreme conditions
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next? "
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night. "
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease. |
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease."
Cornish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next? "
I'll get few tattoo too in order to become rugged again with my beard perfume |
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease."
I just vomited in my mouth a little. I like a clean well groomed man, just not clean shaven. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
Cornish"
Pasty? |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
I just vomited in my mouth a little. I like a clean well groomed man, just not clean shaven. "
Ah, hipsters.
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over a year ago
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
Cornish
Pasty?"
All of those things evoked Cornwall and looking out to sea in reflected glory. |
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease."
Who said that ? I mean where it is written than if a man grows a beard he can't put perfume on it because it seems that it will take the manliness away of the beard purpose ? |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
Cornish
Pasty?
All of those things evoked Cornwall and looking out to sea in reflected glory."
Y'arr.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
I just vomited in my mouth a little. I like a clean well groomed man, just not clean shaven.
Ah, hipsters.
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Coming from a guy who has more tattoos that an hipster |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next? "
Well I can say I am the outdoorsy type but I will leave the smell of mackerel to someone else |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
Who said that ? I mean where it is written than if a man grows a beard he can't put perfume on it because it seems that it will take the manliness away of the beard purpose ? "
I said it, just now.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
I just vomited in my mouth a little. I like a clean well groomed man, just not clean shaven.
Ah, hipsters.
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We all have our preferences. I make no apologies to mine. |
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
I just vomited in my mouth a little. I like a clean well groomed man, just not clean shaven.
Ah, hipsters.
Coming from a guy who has more tattoos that an hipster "
love the way you say "an hipster" |
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
Who said that ? I mean where it is written than if a man grows a beard he can't put perfume on it because it seems that it will take the manliness away of the beard purpose ?
I said it, just now.
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I have noticed you did yet your deflecting my last question. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
Who said that ? I mean where it is written than if a man grows a beard he can't put perfume on it because it seems that it will take the manliness away of the beard purpose ?
I said it, just now.
I have noticed you did yet your deflecting my last question. "
No I'm not - I answered it incredibly directly. |
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"I love the hansdome Viking look
YES!! I need a trip to Norway
Oi
Oiiii back. You coming with us?
No need to travel so far "
Couple hours on a train eh? |
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
Who said that ? I mean where it is written than if a man grows a beard he can't put perfume on it because it seems that it will take the manliness away of the beard purpose ?
I said it, just now.
I have noticed you did yet your deflecting my last question.
No I'm not - I answered it incredibly directly."
So if a man wears perfume on his beard he isn't a man anymore according to you ? |
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Usually a citrus or sandalwood oil seems to go down well. There's plenty of beard haters on here, I seem to click on them all the time, get right to the bottom of the profile and there it is - hate beards  Each to their own I suppose. |
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"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
Who said that ? I mean where it is written than if a man grows a beard he can't put perfume on it because it seems that it will take the manliness away of the beard purpose ?
I said it, just now.
I have noticed you did yet your deflecting my last question.
No I'm not - I answered it incredibly directly.
So if a man wears perfume on his beard he isn't a man anymore according to you ? "
YEA,,,A real mans beard should smell of diesel,whisky and sausages |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
Who said that ? I mean where it is written than if a man grows a beard he can't put perfume on it because it seems that it will take the manliness away of the beard purpose ?
I said it, just now.
I have noticed you did yet your deflecting my last question.
No I'm not - I answered it incredibly directly.
So if a man wears perfume on his beard he isn't a man anymore according to you ? "
This isn't an essay - I'm not quoting sources.
You can assume that any given post is a person's opinion.
I didn't say he "wasn't a man", that would be ridiculous.
I did, however, imply that such a man was neither rugged, nor outdoorsy. |
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"I love the hansdome Viking look
YES!! I need a trip to Norway
Oi
Oiiii back. You coming with us?
No need to travel so far
Couple hours on a train eh?
If you can be arsed "
What does your beard smell of? |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"There was a time when a beard gave an impression of a rugged, outdoorsy type man, or a seafarer (Aye aye Captain Birdseye)....
I see all that has gone to ruin..
Beard perfume? Whatever next?
It smells amazing, I could sniff a beard all night.
But a perfumed beard defeats the object of growing one.
They should smell of sea spray (and possibly mildly of haddock) or woodsmoke and grease.
Who said that ? I mean where it is written than if a man grows a beard he can't put perfume on it because it seems that it will take the manliness away of the beard purpose ?
I said it, just now.
I have noticed you did yet your deflecting my last question.
No I'm not - I answered it incredibly directly.
So if a man wears perfume on his beard he isn't a man anymore according to you ?
YEA,,,A real mans beard should smell of diesel,whisky and sausages"
See? Real "beard oil" is made of bacon grease. |
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood...
I’m wet from reading that!!
That’s funny, cause he uses vagina juice in the Autumn.
That’s how ‘real’ men condition their beards. "
Real men? Nah. I use my own mix. 3 parts Castrol GTX to one part Blue WKD. |
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"I create my own. Buy some oil carrier and some essential oils.
I use light perfumed essential like bergamot, rose, lemongrass...for summer time
And more woody ones for winter, like oud, leather, sandalwood...
I’m wet from reading that!!
That’s funny, cause he uses vagina juice in the Autumn.
That’s how ‘real’ men condition their beards.
Real men? Nah. I use my own mix. 3 parts Castrol GTX to one part Blue WKD."
No MD 20/20? |
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"I love the hansdome Viking look
YES!! I need a trip to Norway
Oi
Oiiii back. You coming with us?
No need to travel so far
Couple hours on a train eh?
If you can be arsed
What does your beard smell of? "
Mine smells of chalk dust |
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"I love the hansdome Viking look
YES!! I need a trip to Norway
Oi
Oiiii back. You coming with us?
No need to travel so far
Couple hours on a train eh?
If you can be arsed
What does your beard smell of?
Mine smells of chalk dust "
Are you a teacher? |
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"I love the hansdome Viking look
YES!! I need a trip to Norway
Oi
Oiiii back. You coming with us?
No need to travel so far
Couple hours on a train eh?
If you can be arsed
What does your beard smell of?
Mine smells of chalk dust
Are you a teacher? "
Outdoor instructor |
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