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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning ladies. Honey Lemon tea please. I’ll bring my blanket and sit with you. There’s a sleepy man in my bed. Oof! It’s difficult to keep my hand off him. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning QL, a coffee would be lovely. Are you up early to go to work or can’t sleep? x
Haven’t slept yet "
I hope you have a relaxing weekend planned then?
You should be having a cocoa and going to bed rather than making us all tea and coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning QL, a coffee would be lovely. Are you up early to go to work or can’t sleep? x
Haven’t slept yet
I hope you have a relaxing weekend planned then?
You should be having a cocoa and going to bed rather than making us all tea and coffee. "
Yep, relaxing - thank goodness!
And I wish - don’t have any in the house |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll pop the kettle on.
I’ll bring my teabags x
You’re a good soul
Thank you. Most people would describe me as an arsehole. You’re my BFF. "
That’s the kindest thing anyone has ever referred me as x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning QL, a coffee would be lovely. Are you up early to go to work or can’t sleep? x
Haven’t slept yet
I hope you have a relaxing weekend planned then?
You should be having a cocoa and going to bed rather than making us all tea and coffee.
Yep, relaxing - thank goodness!
And I wish - don’t have any in the house "
It is a bit of a trek up to you from the south coast but if I leave now and sack off work I could be there by about 3pm with some Cocoa for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning QL, a coffee would be lovely. Are you up early to go to work or can’t sleep? x
Haven’t slept yet
I hope you have a relaxing weekend planned then?
You should be having a cocoa and going to bed rather than making us all tea and coffee.
Yep, relaxing - thank goodness!
And I wish - don’t have any in the house
It is a bit of a trek up to you from the south coast but if I leave now and sack off work I could be there by about 3pm with some Cocoa for you."
I appreciate it |
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"Morning Queenie, tea no sugar and a bowl of something healthy please
You can have a bowl of boiled water from the kettle "
Cheers hen, I was rather expecting you to go out and shoot a Haggis for me. I do like a bit of fresh meat occasionally |
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"Morning Queenie, tea no sugar and a bowl of something healthy please
You can have a bowl of boiled water from the kettle
Cheers hen, I was rather expecting you to go out and shoot a Haggis for me. I do like a bit of fresh meat occasionally"
Too much effort |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll pop the kettle on. "
Morning QL x morning everyone x
Large..... very large........ dammit , a bucket of coffee please x
It’s going to be one of ‘those’ days |
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"Morning Queenie, tea no sugar and a bowl of something healthy please
You can have a bowl of boiled water from the kettle
Cheers hen, I was rather expecting you to go out and shoot a Haggis for me. I do like a bit of fresh meat occasionally
Too much effort "
Crikey, and I thought you young'ns had plenty of energy |
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"Who’s cooking breakfast?"
Well I suppose it's a self service situation round here then. If I catch whoever left bits of burnt toast in the butter, then they will be sent to eat some cold beans and a raw egg out of the dog bowl. And you will do the dishes dressed in your schoolgirl uniform.
Sorry, am I getting a bit carried away? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning.
A coffee would be lovely thank you.
Do you have anything for raging morning wood!" Go and have a pee- it's just your bladder pressing on your prostate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning.
A coffee would be lovely thank you.
Do you have anything for raging morning wood!
I can snap it off"
Thanks queen the scare tactics sorted it out. |
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