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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yet again I’m having to prepare myself for a marathon self-love session. So whilst I’m doing my best to be Nottingham’s answer to Stevie Wonder, what are you up to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Preparing to be Hastings answer to Hilda Ogden. Curlers in, hair net on, ready for bed
Now I’m fapping over this instead.
So easily swayed... "
I’m a fan of her from NiceCouple’s genital swelling - it’s all monkey business. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Preparing to be Hastings answer to Hilda Ogden. Curlers in, hair net on, ready for bed
Now I’m fapping over this instead.
So easily swayed...
I’m a fan of her from NiceCouple’s genital swelling - it’s all monkey business. "
You're involving monkeys too now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Preparing to be Hastings answer to Hilda Ogden. Curlers in, hair net on, ready for bed
Now I’m fapping over this instead.
So easily swayed...
I’m a fan of her from NiceCouple’s genital swelling - it’s all monkey business.
You're involving monkeys too now? "
You should really ask her all about it. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Preparing to be Hastings answer to Hilda Ogden. Curlers in, hair net on, ready for bed
Now I’m fapping over this instead.
So easily swayed...
I’m a fan of her from NiceCouple’s genital swelling - it’s all monkey business.
You're involving monkeys too now?
You should really ask her all about it. "
I fear it may be too late at night for that. And I have to consider my innocence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Preparing to be Hastings answer to Hilda Ogden. Curlers in, hair net on, ready for bed
Now I’m fapping over this instead.
So easily swayed...
I’m a fan of her from NiceCouple’s genital swelling - it’s all monkey business.
You're involving monkeys too now?
You should really ask her all about it.
I fear it may be too late at night for that. And I have to consider my innocence. "
It started with alfalfa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fapping to your pics.
You should see his videos.
Ooooooft.
They're good.
Special. But that’s just the amouse bouche, wait till you see my movie. "
You amuse my bush. |
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"Wallowing in self pity over my sore throat.
And drinking tea.
Jd and would be better. Or a gentle massage
JD would hurt! I'd like a massage though. "
Would oblige but my jet plane in for a service |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m wondering if I’m a pig if I have another cigar and a congnac before bed.
Sounds incredibly porcine."
Oink, just lit it with my brass ‘fuck communism’ zippo |
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