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"SIGN UP Thou Shalt Always Kill Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip This is possibly Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip’s most famous song, from the album Angles. It is… read more » [Verse 1: Scroobius Pip] Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain Thou shalt not think any male over the age of thirty that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile; some people are just nice Thou shalt not read NME Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they'd become popular Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products Thou shalt not buy Nestlé products Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs, and cheat on him Thou shalt not fall in love so easily Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants... use it to get into their heads Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick! Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week-in, week-out, just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never gonna fucking talk to anyway Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, no matter how great they are or were [Verse 2: Scroobius Pip] The Beatles were just a band Led Zeppelin, just a band The Beach Boys, just a band The Sex Pistols, just a band The Clash, just a band Crass, just a band Minor Threat, just a band The Cure were just a band The Smiths, just a band Nirvana, just a band The Pixies, just a band Oasis, just a band Radiohead, just a band Bloc Party, just a band The Arctic Monkeys, just a band "The next big thing", just a band [Verse 3: Scroobius Pip] Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches, and bling were never part of the four elements, and never will be Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music Thou shall not make repetitive, generic music Shalt not make repetitive, generic music Thou shalt not pimp my ride Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit When I say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho" When I say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop" When I say, "He say, she say, we say, 'make some noise,'" kill me (Ah, I forgot where I was, hang on) [Verse 4: Scroobius Pip] Thou shalt not quote me happy Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me Thou shalt spell the word "phoenix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying, "Izziiit?" [Outro: Scroobius Pip] Thou shalt think for yourselves! And most importantly of all Thou shalt always, thou shalt always... kill " Love it!  | |||
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"SIGN UP Thou Shalt Always Kill Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip This is possibly Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip’s most famous song, from the album Angles. It is… read more » [Verse 1: Scroobius Pip] Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain Thou shalt not think any male over the age of thirty that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile; some people are just nice Thou shalt not read NME Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they'd become popular Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products Thou shalt not buy Nestlé products Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs, and cheat on him Thou shalt not fall in love so easily Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants... use it to get into their heads Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick! Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week-in, week-out, just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never gonna fucking talk to anyway Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, no matter how great they are or were [Verse 2: Scroobius Pip] The Beatles were just a band Led Zeppelin, just a band The Beach Boys, just a band The Sex Pistols, just a band The Clash, just a band Crass, just a band Minor Threat, just a band The Cure were just a band The Smiths, just a band Nirvana, just a band The Pixies, just a band Oasis, just a band Radiohead, just a band Bloc Party, just a band The Arctic Monkeys, just a band "The next big thing", just a band [Verse 3: Scroobius Pip] Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches, and bling were never part of the four elements, and never will be Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music Thou shall not make repetitive, generic music Shalt not make repetitive, generic music Thou shalt not pimp my ride Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit When I say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho" When I say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop" When I say, "He say, she say, we say, 'make some noise,'" kill me (Ah, I forgot where I was, hang on) [Verse 4: Scroobius Pip] Thou shalt not quote me happy Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me Thou shalt spell the word "phoenix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying, "Izziiit?" [Outro: Scroobius Pip] Thou shalt think for yourselves! And most importantly of all Thou shalt always, thou shalt always... kill " Love this song! | |||
