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over a year ago
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"I am seeking a woman who is kind enough to let me use a leaf blower over her tits ?
Proper laughed at this  "
Nobody is taking me seriously.
I am actually REALLY into that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am seeking a woman who is kind enough to let me use a leaf blower over her tits ?
Proper laughed at this
Nobody is taking me seriously.
I am actually REALLY into that "
One of my FBs is a gardener, I’ll message her, she’s up for alsorts.  |
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"It's a bit chilly for that isn't it.
My leaf blower can blow warm air hun
Oh right excellent
Isn't it just
Always up for fun, aren't you. "
You have to be at my age I could drop dead at any minute. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a bit chilly for that isn't it.
My leaf blower can blow warm air hun
Oh right excellent
Isn't it just
Always up for fun, aren't you.
You have to be at my age I could drop dead at any minute. "
I'll get there soon unless I have a car accident. However, if I do have a car accident, I have frozen my spunk from my first wank ever so please feel free to use to get pregnant and spread my legacy |
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"It's a bit chilly for that isn't it.
My leaf blower can blow warm air hun
Oh right excellent
Isn't it just
Always up for fun, aren't you.
You have to be at my age I could drop dead at any minute.
I'll get there soon unless I have a car accident. However, if I do have a car accident, I have frozen my spunk from my first wank ever so please feel free to use to get pregnant and spread my legacy "
I'll just pop your frozen sperm in my drink,as the chances of being a mother to my natural children have always been non existent. Hopefully you have lots frozen for someone fertile... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a bit chilly for that isn't it.
My leaf blower can blow warm air hun
Oh right excellent
Isn't it just
Always up for fun, aren't you.
You have to be at my age I could drop dead at any minute.
I'll get there soon unless I have a car accident. However, if I do have a car accident, I have frozen my spunk from my first wank ever so please feel free to use to get pregnant and spread my legacy
I'll just pop your frozen sperm in my drink,as the chances of being a mother to my natural children have always been non existent. Hopefully you have lots frozen for someone fertile..."
My sperm is magic like PSG |
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"It's a bit chilly for that isn't it.
My leaf blower can blow warm air hun
Oh right excellent
Isn't it just
Always up for fun, aren't you.
You have to be at my age I could drop dead at any minute.
I'll get there soon unless I have a car accident. However, if I do have a car accident, I have frozen my spunk from my first wank ever so please feel free to use to get pregnant and spread my legacy
I'll just pop your frozen sperm in my drink,as the chances of being a mother to my natural children have always been non existent. Hopefully you have lots frozen for someone fertile...
My sperm is magic like PSG "
What's PSG? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a bit chilly for that isn't it.
My leaf blower can blow warm air hun
Oh right excellent
Isn't it just
Always up for fun, aren't you.
You have to be at my age I could drop dead at any minute.
I'll get there soon unless I have a car accident. However, if I do have a car accident, I have frozen my spunk from my first wank ever so please feel free to use to get pregnant and spread my legacy
I'll just pop your frozen sperm in my drink,as the chances of being a mother to my natural children have always been non existent. Hopefully you have lots frozen for someone fertile...
My sperm is magic like PSG
What's PSG?"
.google it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t think mine would move that much.
We can still try 
If you rake my bush after it, it’s a deal 
Up for that !
My heart is throbbing. "
My cock too |
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"It's a bit chilly for that isn't it.
My leaf blower can blow warm air hun
Oh right excellent
Isn't it just
Always up for fun, aren't you.
You have to be at my age I could drop dead at any minute.
I'll get there soon unless I have a car accident. However, if I do have a car accident, I have frozen my spunk from my first wank ever so please feel free to use to get pregnant and spread my legacy
I'll just pop your frozen sperm in my drink,as the chances of being a mother to my natural children have always been non existent. Hopefully you have lots frozen for someone fertile...
My sperm is magic like PSG
What's PSG?
.google it "
No tell me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a bit chilly for that isn't it.
My leaf blower can blow warm air hun
Oh right excellent
Isn't it just
Always up for fun, aren't you.
You have to be at my age I could drop dead at any minute.
I'll get there soon unless I have a car accident. However, if I do have a car accident, I have frozen my spunk from my first wank ever so please feel free to use to get pregnant and spread my legacy
I'll just pop your frozen sperm in my drink,as the chances of being a mother to my natural children have always been non existent. Hopefully you have lots frozen for someone fertile...
My sperm is magic like PSG
What's PSG?
.google it
No tell me."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbour uses a leaf blower. He blows his leaves into the road, which consequently end up on my drive and other peoples gardens. It's annoying. It gets on my tits.
Instead of you using a leaf blower, can you just use your hands on my tits. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a reward for blowing the leaves in my garden into retrievable piles, yes. I might just blow your trumpet too
Obviously not."
Too bad I was ready ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My neighbour uses a leaf blower. He blows his leaves into the road, which consequently end up on my drive and other peoples gardens. It's annoying. It gets on my tits.
Instead of you using a leaf blower, can you just use your hands on my tits."
That can be done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My neighbour uses a leaf blower. He blows his leaves into the road, which consequently end up on my drive and other peoples gardens. It's annoying. It gets on my tits.
Instead of you using a leaf blower, can you just use your hands on my tits.
That can be done "
I've changed my mind... your leaf blower is a rather nice shape  |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no "
It might feel kinda nice? |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
It might feel kinda nice? "
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no |
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"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
It might feel kinda nice? No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no "
If you squint at that in a mirror, an optical illusion puts a ‘yes’ in. |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
It might feel kinda nice? No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
If you squint at that in a mirror, an optical illusion puts a ‘yes’ in. "
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well there is a first for everything. Mrs SB said 'no' 
 that made me laugh out loud "
It made me think you were saying no, but were eventually going to say yes. You didn't  |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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"Well there is a first for everything. Mrs SB said 'no'
that made me laugh out loud
It made me think you were saying no, but were eventually going to say yes. You didn't "
I was to invested in the no |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well there is a first for everything. Mrs SB said 'no'
that made me laugh out loud
It made me think you were saying no, but were eventually going to say yes. You didn't
I was to invested in the no "
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