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Inordinately stupid things that drive you towards utter fury
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Talking about the stupid things here, not the big ones that it makes sense to lose your shit over.
For me:
--Someone who eats half a slice of bread and puts the rest back in the bag (akin to drinking out of the milk bottle and putting it back in the fridge).
--Finding half of a piece of fruit on the counter top, uncovered (why not just wrap it up and/or put it away!)
--when the last person in the loo didn't replace the toilet paper they just used up
First world problems; what gets you!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talking about the stupid things here, not the big ones that it makes sense to lose your shit over.
For me:
--Someone who eats half a slice of bread and puts the rest back in the bag (akin to drinking out of the milk bottle and putting it back in the fridge).
--Finding half of a piece of fruit on the counter top, uncovered (why not just wrap it up and/or put it away!)
--when the last person in the loo didn't replace the toilet paper they just used up
First world problems; what gets you!?"
Leaving rubbish on the bus stop, especially when the bin is next to it, and even more so when they throw fried chicken bones on the pavement people are there watching when the bin is NEXT to them and they don't even realise what they are doing is disgusting and wrong on so many levels.
Stocking things at work, only to find that other people have used them up before I even have a chance to use them myself (e.g. Printer paper or staples)
When people take the last brownie/biscuit/flapjack from those little buckets they have offers on in the supermarket on THEN LEAVE THE EMPTY BUCKET THERE WITH THE LID ON so that the next person will see the flapjack bucket/biscuit tin /whatever, fancy one, go to said bucket/tin and open it only to find it empty!
Throw the dam thing away please!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking about the stupid things here, not the big ones that it makes sense to lose your shit over.
For me:
--Someone who eats half a slice of bread and puts the rest back in the bag (akin to drinking out of the milk bottle and putting it back in the fridge).
--Finding half of a piece of fruit on the counter top, uncovered (why not just wrap it up and/or put it away!)
--when the last person in the loo didn't replace the toilet paper they just used up
First world problems; what gets you!?"
so-called educated people without common sense need to get stoned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Life is far too precious to even care about those things tbh ... I just pick the trash up and put it in the correct receptacle, I always replace toilet rolls wherever I am and never bothers me etc! AND I have been known to drink milk from the carton and replace in the refrigerator!!
Though I might quietly judge the culprits as uneducated and poorly brought up!!! |
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The other half cleaning out the fluff from the tumble dryer filters and putting it on the worktop...above the bin.
Also he gets undressed in the bathroom, has a shower and brings his dirty clothes back in the bedroom and throws them on the chair. Did I mention the laundry basket is in the bathroom?!!  |
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"I've honestly never known anyone to eat half a slice of bread and put it back or leave half eaten fruit on the worktop  "
yes but you have been to shop and bought a half loaf havnt you, it's a whole loaf but referred to in Scotland as a half loaf |
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When I pay for petrol and the person behind the counter says "can I tempt you with one of these huge bars of chocolate for a pound?"
What are they trying to do to me?
I can resist everything except temptation,especially chocolate related.
I also get annoyed with myself for thinking "well,I dont have to eat it all at once"....yeah right! Who am I trying to kid?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men on this site who keep asking if they are bi if they suck cocks
 it's getting really boring now isn't it!
Hag
Ha I replied to one of those just now!
I mean ha"
Did you just call me a hag?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I pay for petrol and the person behind the counter says "can I tempt you with one of these huge bars of chocolate for a pound?"
What are they trying to do to me?
I can resist everything except temptation,especially chocolate related.
I also get annoyed with myself for thinking "well,I dont have to eat it all at once"....yeah right! Who am I trying to kid? "
Omg I do that too
I had to buy a giant bar of galaxy caramel the other day for 50p because the check out girl made me
It said "share pack " on it ...
As if! |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
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"I've honestly never known anyone to eat half a slice of bread and put it back or leave half eaten fruit on the worktop "
Was also going to say "what is half eaten food?"
One thing that gets me sometimes it's of you're in a restaurant and a couple can't decide what to eat so they either just have one plate of food or two smallish plates and then keep passing the plate(s) between each other. Just eat it & stop messing around! |
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People at work who leave massive skidmarks in the toilet despite there being a perfectly serviceable bog brush right next to it
People who go through a fast food drive thru, park up in the car park next to it to eat, then just throw their rubbish out of the window and drive off, despite there being a bin less than 10 paces away.
People who unload shopping from the trolley into their car, then just drive off leaving the trolley in the middle of the car park instead of putting it back, idle bastards!! |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
In no particular order:
redundant packaging
Wank bank threads
inner tube valve caps
People who don't eat bread crusts and pile them up like left over bones from a carcass.
Soaking rice before cooking (why -it makes fuck all difference to either texture or flavor).
People who stand in doorways
Mayonaise or ketchup on pasta (just fucking wrong that is).
Food intollerance drama queens -it makes me feel bloated (vegan, vegetarian and life threatening allergies I am fine with btw)
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By (user no longer on site)
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People, particularly on the internet, who believe everything they read then base an entire worldview on it without doing any checks.
Less important, but equally maddening, people who get on the metro before people have got off. |
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Neighbours blowing their leaves off their drive onto the road. They end up on my drive and clog up the drains. Sweep them up and compost/bag them like the rest of us do you lazy bloody mofo. Grrrrr |
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"When I pay for petrol and the person behind the counter says "can I tempt you with one of these huge bars of chocolate for a pound?"
What are they trying to do to me?
I can resist everything except temptation,especially chocolate related.
I also get annoyed with myself for thinking "well,I dont have to eat it all at once"....yeah right! Who am I trying to kid?
Omg I do that too
I had to buy a giant bar of galaxy caramel the other day for 50p because the check out girl made me
It said "share pack " on it ...
As if!"
Share pack?? Yeah, what's the point of that? It's as ridiculous as "re sealable" packs. Re sealable??? What on earth for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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People that don't say thank you when you hold the door open
Itchy labels on t shirts
Roku not working properly
Hair dye fading too quickly
Stubing toes on things
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bags of crisps with 90% air and 10% crisps.....
Thick as pigshit "celebrities"......5week months till payday.....bad handwriting.....oh jeez I could go on and on |
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"Butter in crumbs
Shopping where there's an offer running such as 'Buy 2, get 3rd free' and there are 2 left on the shelf."
My local shop has that offer..
Two chickens for 7 quid but only one chicken. |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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"Men who refer to women as “females”
Binmen - stop their fucking trucks anywhere, don’t care what it obstructs or holds up, lazy bastards.
Lex
I am a binman
Bang out of
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Do you stop your truck every 10 yards even if it’s in front of someone’s drive way, on the cusp of a roundabout, blocking the entrance to someone’s garage, right in front of a traffic island so that no one can overtake and all the traffic then has to sit and wait? Oh the list goes on.
The truck and the people who jump out, irrationally get my goat every time now. Even just driving down the street. |
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"Dog poo bags hanging in bushes and trees. WHY?"
Disgusting!
People with dogs and kids that think it's OK to leave their shitty nappies and dog shit bags everywhere is utterly disgusting! |
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People who use the self scan checkouts in supermarkets and scan all their items, and move them to the shopping bag side. Then slowly fumble in their handbag for their purse, find their credit card to pay for said items, return purse to handbag and THEN decide to actually put their shopping in their bag. All the time blissfully ignoring the queue of customer gathering behind them. Grrrrr |
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People who cross the road in front of you, thinking it is their god given right to cross anywhere they like.
Arsehole drivers who think speed limits don't apply to them, then think they can tempt you to move over by driving 6 inches from your rear bumper.
People who don't say thank you, when you open a door, let them out in front of you, etc. |
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"The other half cleaning out the fluff from the tumble dryer filters and putting it on the worktop...above the bin.
Also he gets undressed in the bathroom, has a shower and brings his dirty clothes back in the bedroom and throws them on the chair. Did I mention the laundry basket is in the bathroom?!! "
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My son drives me nuts lol. I can find empty milk cartons in cupboards, empty wrappers in the fridge and cupboards, toilet roll is standard, putting forks and knives in the cutlery drainer with sharp ends sticking out, leaving dirty water in the sink bowl..... the list is endless |
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