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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... think I’m goin thru a phase?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would rather a fine lady on this forum did it for me but hey want you gonna do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. I never masturbate alone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No sex all the way haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nay

And thrice Nay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d rather wank than have bad sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no thankyou

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"... think I’m goin thru a phase?

"
Come on this is a rhetorical question

masturbating is always sex with someone you love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather masturbate then have sex.

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By *upremexMan over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

Both are just as good. I could not pick one so will have a cup of tea and a slice of cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cum again ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Both are just as good. I could not pick one so will have a cup of tea and a slice of cake."

What kind of cake??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A choc brownie....

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By *upremexMan over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

"Both are just as good. I could not pick one so will have a cup of tea and a slice of cake.

What kind of cake??"
.... If it's filled with fresh cream I will eat it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the sex is bad then yeah will do it myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d rather wank than have bad sex"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No thank you. X

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've been soo long without another few weeks/months ain't gonna make much difference

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah

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By *atryanTV/TS over a year ago

dublin 8

I love to wank myself if someone is watching

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Hell no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You mean there’s a choice?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

It depends. Who do I get to have sex with in this situation?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id rather have the sex please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You mean there’s a choice?

lol

It’s a strange one... but I’ve recently found meself turning down a late night “booty call” in favour of a wank instead?!...

Dunno if it’s boredom or simply because it’s there on a plate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes.. if sex isn't on the cards, and I'm too knackered to instigate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends who the sex is with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You mean there’s a choice?

lol

It’s a strange one... but I’ve recently found meself turning down a late night “booty call” in favour of a wank instead?!...

Dunno if it’s boredom or simply because it’s there on a plate?"

It's because you're lazy and can't be bothered to get out of bed.

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By *iss.ddWoman over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Yes cos sometimes you just want alone time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You mean there’s a choice?

lol

It’s a strange one... but I’ve recently found meself turning down a late night “booty call” in favour of a wank instead?!...

Dunno if it’s boredom or simply because it’s there on a plate?"

One day (or evening) the offers will dry up and you will still be a wanker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes cos sometimes you just want alone time "

yeah i dig this.

bottle of jd and my guitar sometimes all i need

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You mean there’s a choice?

lol

It’s a strange one... but I’ve recently found meself turning down a late night “booty call” in favour of a wank instead?!...

Dunno if it’s boredom or simply because it’s there on a plate?

It's because you're lazy and can't be bothered to get out of bed."

Didn’t have to, she was coming to mine... that’s the strangest part... absolute minimum effort required

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You mean there’s a choice?

lol

It’s a strange one... but I’ve recently found meself turning down a late night “booty call” in favour of a wank instead?!...

Dunno if it’s boredom or simply because it’s there on a plate?

One day (or evening) the offers will dry up and you will still be a wanker

You sound just like my mum lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... think I’m goin thru a phase?

Yes,100%

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on if I want to cum!

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