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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple over a year ago

London

Light hearted, not to be taken too seriously.

I'll start

Discreet = my wife would chop my balls off if she knew she was on here

Genuine = I am more likely to win the lottery than turn up for a meet.

Professional = I'm a receptionist at a local garage

A couple very much in love = this is a last desperate attempt to save a failing relationship.

More please...

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Each to their own = I totally disagree with you but won't say why because it might affect my chances of fucking you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told I’m attractive : by my Mum

Dom : I’ve watched 50 Shades and think I’m a BDSM master now

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Don't pass them by = yeah fucking run past them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This site is full of fakes - nobody wants to meet me and I can’t understand why

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Genuine couple=male

Happy couple=male

Kinky couple=male having a wank.

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

‘Looking to meet...’ : but this is Fab!!

Only meet in clubs : inviting you round to our house would mean having to pick up the nappies and pizza boxes, clean the blood off the walls and actually get dressed this weekend.

Exceptional : I never get a sniff in real life, but online my preferences are for musclebound meatheads 30 years younger than me like I just saw on Love Island.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Athletic - anything from the body of a gymnast to the body of a darts player

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been here before, know how it works - been here before and nobody wanted to meet me, thought I’d try again

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Couple with bi fem : couple with bi male

Couple with bi male : gay man

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Couple with guy playing separately= we haven been broke up for months & even divorced but I'm still gonna use her as bait.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Honest... I lie through my teeth to get a shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Gushes like a waterfall’ - I actually accidentally pissed on him

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By *he witch returnsWoman over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Mid week meet. I'm looking for a lunch time fuck.

Discretion required.... I'm married and my wife will kill me if she finds out.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

New to Fab=This is my eigth profile in two years.

Can't keep away=deletes profile every time is spotted by partner.

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Looking to spice up our relationship : we both put on a lot of weight and now we don’t fancy each other any more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men that describe themselves and very kinky and up for ANYTHING-suggest a finger in their bum or pegging and they cry

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Athletic = wears stretchy sports attire as nothing else fits plus comfy to splodge around in whilst stuffing face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there"

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Not looking to shag the whole site - I will shag all those in a 30 mile radius however.

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know. "

I’ll PM you

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Women seeking 9inch + dicks = they have a massive vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know. "

I’ve found the male equivalent of ‘curvy’ is ‘average’

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

Open Minded: I like what I like, but if it differs from what you like, I will be sure to tell you that what you do/think/say is wrong.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there"
he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Up for anything - I just might try something other than missionary, but as soon as you suggest anything outwith my comfort zone, I’ll brand you a pervert.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Open Minded: I like what I like, but if it differs from what you like, I will be sure to tell you that what you do/think/say is wrong.

Hahaha so true!

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"Open Minded: I like what I like, but if it differs from what you like, I will be sure to tell you that what you do/think/say is wrong.

You beat me to this type of description

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here."

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Discreet = my wife would chop my balls off if she knew she was on here

I'm sure there's a Freudian in there somewhere

I'll add:

"Been here before, so if you veried me on my last profile get in touch" = People might think I'm genuine and could get meets really even though my inbox consists of system messages from Fab

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?"
no but some who class themselves curvy are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat? no but some who class themselves curvy are."
= i fancy u now im backtracking

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Size queen : my average ex-husband told me he was massive and I’ve had a couple of kids since then, and I’ve put on a bit of weight, and that was like, 20 years ago, and I’ve been masturbating with a traffic cone, and I’m like, worried nothing will touch the sides.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?"

I'm curvy, don't class myself as fat but not slim or athletic

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

I'm curvy, don't class myself as fat but not slim or athletic

"
no some listed as curvy it is very apt but some are more than curvy.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Fill in later - I have not looked at my own profile in three years, so later never came.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Size queen : my average ex-husband told me he was massive and I’ve had a couple of kids since then, and I’ve put on a bit of weight, and that was like, 20 years ago, and I’ve been masturbating with a traffic cone, and I’m like, worried nothing will touch the sides."
whats a size queen never heard that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know having kids doesn’t really affect the size of your fanny, right?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there"

Oh I know I'm fat... But I don't identify as a BBW... So until Fab offers 'wobbly' or 'squishy' categories, curvy will have to do

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Never knowingly undersold-sorry, that's John Lewis, got distracted.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Oh I know I'm fat... But I don't identify as a BBW... So until Fab offers 'wobbly' or 'squishy' categories, curvy will have to do

"
I thought that's what the fabulous category is for like a nice way of saying it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?"

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Athletic = No tits.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?"
if it's a woman yes!

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

"Fill in later - I have not looked at my own profile in three years, so later never came. "

+ Any questions, just ask = I'm so fucking awesome in my own head and you should already know that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!"

What’s the problem?

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

You know having kids doesn’t really affect the size of your fanny, right?"

Do they know cock size doesn’t, like, make a difference?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat? if it's a woman yes!"

Why?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there"

Oi....

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Oh I know I'm fat... But I don't identify as a BBW... So until Fab offers 'wobbly' or 'squishy' categories, curvy will have to do

I thought that's what the fabulous category is for like a nice way of saying it."

Fabulous sounds a bit pretentious to me...

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?"
oh come don't play silly

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

No timewasters - I honestly think, that by giving this warning, it will make someone stop and realise that they are a time waster so not make contact

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Repeater- will cum after 32 seconds but if you give me 2 hours I’ll be good to again.x

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

"Never knowingly undersold-sorry, that's John Lewis, got distracted."

Every little helps.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Athletic = No tits.

Definitely not athletic here lol.

Can't accommodate as I house share... With my wife/husband & kids.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know having kids doesn’t really affect the size of your fanny, right?

Do they know cock size doesn’t, like, make a difference?"

I’m well aware

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Repeater- will cum after 32 seconds but if you give me 2 hours I’ll be good to again.x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem? oh come don't play silly "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

According to a long recent post Bi= anything from straight to gay....if I were to believe half of it. But this is fab I suppose.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Tell me about yourself = I'm too busy copying and pasting to a hundred others to actually engage you in a conversation, but you go ahead and witter away luv and if someone hotter doesn't reply I'll get back to you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?

oh come don't play silly "

I think I’m chubby, curvy etc, and not fat. But I’ve seen plenty of threads were a man says he likes BBW and the women replying say they’d rather be referred to as fat. There’s a man who posts very occasionally, professing his love for fat ladies.

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By *ony 2016Man over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

9inches = 4 inches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What you looking for - I can’t be bothered to read your profile but I hope if I pretend to care what you want I can get in your knickers.x

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

Gym fit - 'I read a copy of 'Men's Health' once

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?

oh come don't play silly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?

oh come don't play silly

Curvy and a great smile. Best bit is your smile

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

I don’t accommodate : fake

I don’t drive : fake

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Here for the forums=here to get laid but doesn't put the veries up or their fan club gets jealous.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?

oh come don't play silly

But why would they?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

9 inches = 5.5 inches downhill with the wind behind it.

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Sassy : chronically under confident in real life, adopts the persona of persona of an arsehole online and uses the term as badge of honour

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?

oh come don't play silly

But why would they?"
I think they would find it insulting, come on use your brain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sassy : chronically under confident in real life, adopts the persona of persona of an arsehole online and uses the term as badge of honour "

You sound like you have some unresolved issues with women.

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

"Sassy : chronically under confident in real life, adopts the persona of persona of an arsehole online and uses the term as badge of honour

You sound like you have some unresolved issues with women."

You sound like a sassy sort of chap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not looking to shag the whole site - I will stick it in literally anyone who offers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sassy : chronically under confident in real life, adopts the persona of persona of an arsehole online and uses the term as badge of honour

You sound like you have some unresolved issues with women."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional = I'm up my own arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quality not quantity = I’ll fuck the whole site given half the chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sassy : chronically under confident in real life, adopts the persona of persona of an arsehole online and uses the term as badge of honour

You sound like you have some unresolved issues with women."

Let’s be honest, he’s not the only one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional = I get paid for the job I do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not looking to shag the whole site - I will stick it in literally anyone who offers"

Ha ha! Just most of the site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sassy : chronically under confident in real life, adopts the persona of persona of an arsehole online and uses the term as badge of honour

You sound like you have some unresolved issues with women.

Let’s be honest, he’s not the only one"

I know, I’m trying to work through mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sassy : chronically under confident in real life, adopts the persona of persona of an arsehole online and uses the term as badge of honour

You sound like you have some unresolved issues with women.

Let’s be honest, he’s not the only one

I know, I’m trying to work through mine."

Good boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im passing through your area = I’m not, I’m at the other end of the country, wanking into a sock.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

She tasted nice= at least had a shower and didn't smell of fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure our paths will cross again

Would not touch him/her with a barge pole.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im passing through your area = I’m not, I’m at the other end of the country, wanking into a sock. "

“I’m moving to your area next week” that was a good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very suckable cock - not good for much else though

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

"Quality not quantity = I’ll fuck the whole site given half the chance "

Quality not quantity = everyone is quality, right?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?

oh come don't play silly

The thing is, while one person might view themselves as fat, another of similar build will be offended that the word is even mentioned. So we all say curvy to avoid affront.

I'm 47 and still feel young, so it grates on me when I see others my age or a little older calling themselves old farts and congratulating themselves for still being able to sneeze without peeing...

I think we all identify in some small way with various sub-sets of Fab, just not all in the same way

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By *hite1100Man over a year ago

Hither Green

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?

oh come don't play silly

You’re definitely not fat

But I can see what he means: curvy can mean anything on here ranging from a few extra pounds (ie not skinny) right through to morbidly obese.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/11/18 14:56:30]"
Fab means

Fake and full of fartter

Addicted to pull wool over other people’s eyes

Boring and you got to be bi on here

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Just my preferences = you are a racist, bigot, who is shallow and body shames people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know what I’m looking for = I like to use caps lock when I’m ranting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?

oh come don't play silly

But why would they? I think they would find it insulting, come on use your brain."

Fat is a word with more than a few definitions I'd say and being fat is a description of a body type.

So if anyone finds their body type insulting or someone describing their body type, probably is insecure and unreasonable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know what I’m looking for = I like to use caps lock when I’m ranting."

I’m just off to check I didn’t put that on my profile...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I don’t accommodate : fake

I don’t drive : fake"

I'm not fake

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?

oh come don't play silly

But why would they? I think they would find it insulting, come on use your brain.

Fat is a word with more than a few definitions I'd say and being fat is a description of a body type.

So if anyone finds their body type insulting or someone describing their body type, probably is insecure and unreasonable."
OK do some research and start calling women fat, let me know how you get on if you can still see

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"She tasted nice= at least had a shower and didn't smell of fish

Ewwww

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?"

Fuck it im just fat

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I'm fat so I use large. There isn't a fat option.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Couples posting on the forum=if it's a rant it's generally the male half. The female half might be allowed to post on kiss, fuck avoid threads, or tits out Tuesday threads.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Take care of him/her for me = I own him/her biatch, and don't you forget it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat her with respect: I shagged her and wiped my bell end on the curtains on the way out.

It's just my opinion: The forums are about winning an argument not debating and learning.

Swinging is for couples only: I'm not going anywhere near that comment!!!

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Women's age = + at least 5 years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat?

Is there a problem in calling someone fat?

if it's a woman yes!

What’s the problem?

oh come don't play silly

But why would they? I think they would find it insulting, come on use your brain.

Fat is a word with more than a few definitions I'd say and being fat is a description of a body type.

So if anyone finds their body type insulting or someone describing their body type, probably is insecure and unreasonable. OK do some research and start calling women fat, let me know how you get on if you can still see

If someone is going to take offence to words I use to describe a detail then I'm not going to waste much time listening to their opinions bud.

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By *ntriguedmixedguyMan over a year ago

moss side

Love this thread hahaha

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I love older women = I think they're desperate and grateful so they're more likely to meet me.

I need a connection with the people I meet = tell me your name, that'll do

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple over a year ago

London

Not racist = I'm racist

Love the social side = I am not a slapper like the rest of you

Love banter. = I will gratuitously insult you within two minutes of meeting.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple over a year ago

London

He's a great chilled out dude= I was balls deep in her all night and barely registered him, but I'd better say something generically nice about him so I can shag her again.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Bi curious = they will suck dick but not get fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read your profile - I just letched your photos but hopefully I can wing it.

Clean - I always wipe my bits on my sleeve before meeting.

I can accommodate - .. in the back of my van.

Love chatting - I'll pm you once a fortnight to see if you fancy dropping your kecks.

I have my own office - I have a lock-up with a chair in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Won’t meet smokers - until I see someone who’s really fit and then I’ll forget about it and make some excuse for why I’ve put it on my profile

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple over a year ago

Bedworth

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

he means curvy= fat, it is often misinterpreted on here.

I’m curvy. So I’m fat? no but some who class themselves curvy are."

And some who describe themselves as ‘gentleman’ are anything but

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Own hair and teeth - these are the trophies I take from all my victims

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women's age = + at least 5 years

No No ........

I had to change my bell curve for this site......

People tend to put the age they feel they look like rather than what’s on their drivers license....

Always add 10 years to anyone’s age so you don’t get disappointed...

39 fab age + 10 years = 49 actual age

49 fab age + 10 years = 59 actual age

59 fab age + 20 - 30 years = 79 - 89 actual age

This is for both men and women.....

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Women's age = + at least 5 years

No No ........

I had to change my bell curve for this site......

People tend to put the age they feel they look like rather than what’s on their drivers license....

Always add 10 years to anyone’s age so you don’t get disappointed...

39 fab age + 10 years = 49 actual age

49 fab age + 10 years = 59 actual age

59 fab age + 20 - 30 years = 79 - 89 actual age

This is for both men and women.....

"
I feel you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put my true age. I'm genuine like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I put my true age. I'm genuine like that

You’re the exception not the rule.....

How many times have you went to meet someone expecting to meet Beyoncé and Oprah Winfrey shows up....

The person that really looks like Oprah truly believes they look like Beyoncé... Because men on Fab tell her so.. But the rest of the world thinks she looks like Oprah.....

I call this looking at the world with Fab Glasses...

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I put my true age. I'm genuine like that

You’re the exception not the rule.....

How many times have you went to meet someone expecting to meet Beyoncé and Oprah Winfrey shows up....

The person that really looks like Oprah truly believes they look like Beyoncé... Because men on Fab tell her so.. But the rest of the world thinks she looks like Oprah.....

I call this looking at the world with Fab Glasses..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Won’t meet smokers - until I see someone who’s really fit and then I’ll forget about it and make some excuse for why I’ve put it on my profile

This

every time

love the excuses people come out with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Each to their own = I totally disagree with you but won't say why because it might affect my chances of fucking you."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Treat her with respect: I shagged her and wiped my bell end on the curtains on the way out.

It's just my opinion: The forums are about winning an argument not debating and learning.

Swinging is for couples only: I'm not going anywhere near that comment!!!"

interesting observation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for a fwb. Yeah I wanna get married really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not judging anyone - I totally am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Told I’m attractive : by my Mum

Dom : I’ve watched 50 Shades and think I’m a BDSM master now

Ha ha ha pmsl x

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Loving this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kinky - Sometimes I have sex with the lights on.

No offence OP

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Looking for a fwb. Yeah I wanna get married really.

"
This applies to most single women on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow. Well an informative read... I'm obviously doing it all wrong. I am 35. I am looking for a fwb as im already married but with permission to play. I do have ridiculous curves...some of my body is definitely wobbly. If i could choose option of curvy/wobbly i would. I don't accommodate because i live very close to where i work and although my husband knows, the neighbours and my work colleagues dont.

I think after an initial chat and a few picture swaps, you get a feel for whether you like someone or not. I always send pic of my body to potential meets. No surprises for them then. They can think with their feet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ll PM you "

Pm me too ... I’m also dying to know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking for a fwb. Yeah I wanna get married really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Own hair and teeth - these are the trophies I take from all my victims "

Fucking hell

ok, you win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ve found the male equivalent of ‘curvy’ is ‘average’ "

Being anything from biafran to mildly obese.

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By *imandher84Couple over a year ago

Leeds

"Won’t meet smokers - until I see someone who’s really fit and then I’ll forget about it and make some excuse for why I’ve put it on my profile

This

every time

love the excuses people come out with "

The amount of times we have reminded people they won't meet smokers and it's

"oh how did that get there silly me, we will meet polite smokers" the hell you want me to do say pardon me afterwards?

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Women's age = + at least 5 years

No No ........

I had to change my bell curve for this site......

People tend to put the age they feel they look like rather than what’s on their drivers license....

Always add 10 years to anyone’s age so you don’t get disappointed...

39 fab age + 10 years = 49 actual age

49 fab age + 10 years = 59 actual age

59 fab age + 20 - 30 years = 79 - 89 actual age

This is for both men and women.....

So - what if I AM actually 50? - and have about 100 witnesses from fab who came to my birthday party? Do I have to pretend to be younger?

Frankly I’d rather look great for 50 than ropey as fuck for 40!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Never knowingly undersold-sorry, that's John Lewis, got distracted."

What the Warren Lewis's quote then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ve found the male equivalent of ‘curvy’ is ‘average’

Being anything from biafran to mildly obese. "

Exactly. At least I had the decency to to admit I’m fat, hey

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Looking for a fwb. Yeah I wanna get married really.

This applies to most single women on here

I must be the exception then. I'm perfectly happy with a fun fwb and have never had any desire to turn it into something more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women's age = + at least 5 years

No No ........

I had to change my bell curve for this site......

People tend to put the age they feel they look like rather than what’s on their drivers license....

Always add 10 years to anyone’s age so you don’t get disappointed...

39 fab age + 10 years = 49 actual age

49 fab age + 10 years = 59 actual age

59 fab age + 20 - 30 years = 79 - 89 actual age

This is for both men and women.....

My age is safe, god bless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ll PM you "

And me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think most people dont give a shit and will tell you anything.

so words mean fuck all.

actions thats where it counts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking for a fwb. Yeah I wanna get married really.

This applies to most single women on here

I must be the exception then. I'm perfectly happy with a fun fwb and have never had any desire to turn it into something more

You have to say that though, it's fab

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By *hite1100Man over a year ago

Hither Green

"Looking for a fwb. Yeah I wanna get married really.

Unfortunately that’s a running theme on here, based on my meets so far...

It’s like a much harder work version of POF sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a connection with the people I meet = tell me your name, that'll do"

Most certainly not with me!

But thanks for the laugh, it was certainly tongue-in-cheek comedic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder how many people are gonna read this thread and then start frantically redoing their profiles to take these terms out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ll PM you

And me!!"

Oh it just means most curvy women are actually fat, he does explain it on this thread.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ll PM you

And me!!

Oh it just means most curvy women are actually fat, he does explain it on this thread."
No I explained it, he didn't have the balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ll PM you

And me!!

Oh it just means most curvy women are actually fat, he does explain it on this thread."

they are not fat, and nor are you.

come on now

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"9inches = 4 inches "

Or held a 12 inch ruler the wrong way around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hung Guys Only/BBC/BWC: I've been round the block so many times that my minge is like a railway tunnel needing a train to plug the gap!

*runs and hides from the brickbats that are sure to come*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never knowingly undersold-sorry, that's John Lewis, got distracted."

I was going to put that!!!

What about the worlds favourite airline?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ll PM you

And me!!

Oh it just means most curvy women are actually fat, he does explain it on this thread.

No I explained it, he didn't have the balls

My mistake! You explained it. I couldn’t remember and couldn’t be bothered reading again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ll PM you

And me!!

Oh it just means most curvy women are actually fat, he does explain it on this thread.

they are not fat, and nor are you.

come on now"

All of the curvy women on fab aren’t fat?

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By *hite1100Man over a year ago

Hither Green

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ll PM you

And me!!

Oh it just means most curvy women are actually fat, he does explain it on this thread."

You’re taking him out of context there.

The original point was that curvy is ambiguous on here: it might mean “not skinny”, it might mean “obese”.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Couples posting on the forum=if it's a rant it's generally the male half. The female half might be allowed to post on kiss, fuck avoid threads, or tits out Tuesday threads."

It's TUUUUUUUUESSSSSSSSDAY.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women's age = + at least 5 years

No No ........

I had to change my bell curve for this site......

People tend to put the age they feel they look like rather than what’s on their drivers license....

Always add 10 years to anyone’s age so you don’t get disappointed...

39 fab age + 10 years = 49 actual age

49 fab age + 10 years = 59 actual age

59 fab age + 20 - 30 years = 79 - 89 actual age

This is for both men and women.....

So - what if I AM actually 50? - and have about 100 witnesses from fab who came to my birthday party? Do I have to pretend to be younger?

Frankly I’d rather look great for 50 than ropey as fuck for 40!

You’re very popular... so you’re the exception to the rule....

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Can't accommodate: home has paper thin walls and the neighbours are getting jealous.

FAT: Fit And Tasty!

Social first: If you're true to your posts and profile, I'll do you there and then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Nice guy, turned up on time' - RED ALERT: major let down re everything else and gormless enough to display this veri

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont play on first meets = if you mske me laugh were fucking

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Looking for a fwb. Yeah I wanna get married really.

This applies to most single women on here

I must be the exception then. I'm perfectly happy with a fun fwb and have never had any desire to turn it into something more

You have to say that though, it's fab

Oh bugger yeah... Ermmm, ehmmm and... and.. and... *blurts out* 'I like to kick him out of bed when I'm done and not even speak to him until I want to shag him again'... Will that satisfy the doubters d'ya think? Or is my bunny boiler badge already in the post??

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By *rs PurchaseWoman over a year ago

Pear Tree Productions

"Own hair and teeth - these are the trophies I take from all my victims "

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

I’m fussy (from a fab woman) = I’m old and/or hairy and/or grossly overweight and/or butt ugly (yep - I tick most boxes!

) - but you, my son, will have to have the face and body of a Greek god - and an IQ that would make Einstein jealous!

I’m fussy (from a fab Male) = I’d really prefer it if you have a vagina, are living (or still warm if dead), shower a minimum of twice weekly and (please god!) have less facial hair than me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m fussy (from a fab woman) = I’m old and/or hairy and/or grossly overweight and/or butt ugly (yep - I tick most boxes!

) - but you, my son, will have to have the face and body of a Greek god - and an IQ that would make Einstein jealous!

I’m fussy (from a fab Male) = I’d really prefer it if you have a vagina, are living (or still warm if dead), shower a minimum of twice weekly and (please god!) have less facial hair than me!

ill take you. and again and again.

tell me when to stop xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m fussy (from a fab woman) = I’m old and/or hairy and/or grossly overweight and/or butt ugly (yep - I tick most boxes!

) - but you, my son, will have to have the face and body of a Greek god - and an IQ that would make Einstein jealous!

I’m fussy (from a fab Male) = I’d really prefer it if you have a vagina, are living (or still warm if dead), shower a minimum of twice weekly and (please god!) have less facial hair than me!

ill take you. and again and again.

tell me when to stop xxx"

That’s completely untrue from my perspective...I couldn’t care less about his IQ

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"I’m fussy (from a fab woman) = I’m old and/or hairy and/or grossly overweight and/or butt ugly (yep - I tick most boxes!

) - but you, my son, will have to have the face and body of a Greek god - and an IQ that would make Einstein jealous!

I’m fussy (from a fab Male) = I’d really prefer it if you have a vagina, are living (or still warm if dead), shower a minimum of twice weekly and (please god!) have less facial hair than me!

ill take you. and again and again.

tell me when to stop xxx

That’s completely untrue from my perspective...I couldn’t care less about his IQ

I think I love you!

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By *hite1100Man over a year ago

Hither Green

"I’m fussy (from a fab woman) = I’m old and/or hairy and/or grossly overweight and/or butt ugly (yep - I tick most boxes!

) - but you, my son, will have to have the face and body of a Greek god - and an IQ that would make Einstein jealous!

I’m fussy (from a fab Male) = I’d really prefer it if you have a vagina, are living (or still warm if dead), shower a minimum of twice weekly and (please god!) have less facial hair than me!

Can I just say - fair play to you - I can’t believe you’re 50 from those excellent pics.

There are people on here 20 years your junior who would kill for a body like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking for a fwb. Yeah I wanna get married really.

This applies to most single women on here

I must be the exception then. I'm perfectly happy with a fun fwb and have never had any desire to turn it into something more

You have to say that though, it's fab

Just got away with it I reckon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't travel- will but not for you.

Can't accommodate- Will but not for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know having kids doesn’t really affect the size of your fanny, right?"

Anecdotal experience and those shared by a number of women I've known suggests otherwise.

Though it is true to say not having kids is no guarantee of a tight one, nor having them a guarantee of a loose one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will try anything once"

Honestly, I don't care what I have to do as long as I get a shag out of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

muffin or haggard WITHCH

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ve found the male equivalent of ‘curvy’ is ‘average’ "

There should be other options. Such as Dad Bod,PAWG, Yummy Mummy etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvy : .......

I’ll stop right there

Why? Go on. I’m dying to know.

I’ve found the male equivalent of ‘curvy’ is ‘average’ "

True talk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women's age = + at least 5 years

No No ........

I had to change my bell curve for this site......

People tend to put the age they feel they look like rather than what’s on their drivers license....

Always add 10 years to anyone’s age so you don’t get disappointed...

39 fab age + 10 years = 49 actual age

49 fab age + 10 years = 59 actual age

59 fab age + 20 - 30 years = 79 - 89 actual age

This is for both men and women.....

I feel you

Interestingly we're probably an anomaly in this. Our profile has us very slightly older than we are so that we don't appear in searches based on our real world ages

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