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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

One well house trained male, excellent with housework & cooking. One careful owner, bodywork in good condition.

Only one slight flaw ... dont give him a remote to the T.V.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Careful" owner...

More like "untouched by human hands"

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

we have one male free to good home too - comes with clothes but no manners and can only cook if it's with chips and baked beans!

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

hey he sounds ideal - and no chance of him getting the remote in this house- can never get it off the teenagers!!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

Damn I'm dissapointed, cant get rid, ok will swap him for a copy of hello magazine

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Damn I'm dissapointed, cant get rid, ok will swap him for a copy of hello magazine

OK?

And yer on.

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By *r AntrimMan over a year ago

lisburn

Here hold on a mo

queen off sheba

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Damn I'm dissapointed, cant get rid, ok will swap him for a copy of hello magazine

OK?

And yer on. "

you just have to pay the package and posting and we have a deal

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Here hold on a mo

queen off sheba"

yes my servant, you wish to add something to this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One well house trained male, excellent with housework & cooking. One careful owner, bodywork in good condition.

Only one slight flaw ... dont give him a remote to the T.V.

I have nice bottle of Bushmills he can pour. And the wife might like him as a pet.

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"One well house trained male, excellent with housework & cooking. One careful owner, bodywork in good condition.

Only one slight flaw ... dont give him a remote to the T.V.

S'fine - we have 5 tvs here and I'm only interested if CSI, House or Casualty is on - remotes fully available at other times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me, I'll have him...

He can have the remote.

....But I will be keeping the batteries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only one slight flaw ... dont give him a remote to the T.V.

Bloody hell

I aint allowed within two foot of it xx

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Only one slight flaw ... dont give him a remote to the T.V.

Bloody hell

I aint allowed within two foot of it xx

Can't you lay down and reach out?

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

will swap him for one naughty doggie,another cushion bites the dust

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