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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.
If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ask my husband this sometimes and he’d stay with me because he loves me, but no sexy times for us. If I still looked like me, just with a dick, I could probably suck his cock. But he wouldn’t suck mine, touch mine, let me fuck him etc.
I’d have to start liking anal, that way he could at least fuck my arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No as id run off crying with penis envy 
She’s still the woman you love and care for, only now she has a cock."
the fact she has a cock removes the wo part from woman tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask my husband this sometimes and he’d stay with me because he loves me, but no sexy times for us. If I still looked like me, just with a dick, I could probably suck his cock. But he wouldn’t suck mine, touch mine, let me fuck him etc.
I’d have to start liking anal, that way he could at least fuck my arse"
He didn't say your vagina would disappear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask my husband this sometimes and he’d stay with me because he loves me, but no sexy times for us. If I still looked like me, just with a dick, I could probably suck his cock. But he wouldn’t suck mine, touch mine, let me fuck him etc.
I’d have to start liking anal, that way he could at least fuck my arse
He didn't say your vagina would disappear."
He can fuck ma fanny then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? "
is this what you want wish for?
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"Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? "
Still a woman. Just a woman with a female cock, No problem.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? "
Oh ok then refer to my first answer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? is this what you want wish for?"
It’s an interesting question that was raised by a straight mate. |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.
If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? "
Get a divorce under abnormal conditions. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Just to clarify the vagina has gone and been replaced with a penis. Your missus wants to experienced having her new cock sucked, what do you say to the woman you love ? is this what you want wish for?
It’s an interesting question that was raised by a straight mate. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.
If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions. "
She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened. |
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"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.
If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.
She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened. "
Then I would treat it like shark week |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.
If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.
She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened. "
is she an alien? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.
If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.
She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened. is she an alien?"
No, just weird shit happens in Devon now and again. |
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"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.
But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.
Not if she has a cock she isn't 
Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!"
Yes yes it is men have a cock women have a vagina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.
If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.
She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened.
Then I would treat it like shark week "
Awwww do you not have period sex? Period sex is funnnnn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.
But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.
Not if she has a cock she isn't
Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!"
Maybe to some it is  |
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"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.
If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? Get a divorce under abnormal conditions.
She’s got the cock for a month, then the vagina is back. I can’t explain why, it just happened.
Then I would treat it like shark week
Awwww do you not have period sex? Period sex is funnnnn"
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Never had the chance to try |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.
But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.
Not if she has a cock she isn't
Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!
Maybe to some it is "
It’s only cock, you’ve probably had worse things in your mouth, like a sausage roll at a football match. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.
But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.
Not if she has a cock she isn't
Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!
Maybe to some it is
It’s only cock, you’ve probably had worse things in your mouth, like a sausage roll at a football match. "
Or an actual cock if the lads in your college were anything like the ones in mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.
But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.
Not if she has a cock she isn't
Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!
Maybe to some it is
It’s only cock, you’ve probably had worse things in your mouth, like a sausage roll at a football match. "
Ha ha I've had pies but never a sausage roll  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No if she has a cock then she is longer a real woman.
But she’s still the woman you fell in love with.
Not if she has a cock she isn't
Why not, her gender is not represented by her penis!
Maybe to some it is
It’s only cock, you’ve probably had worse things in your mouth, like a sausage roll at a football match.
Or an actual cock if the lads in your college were anything like the ones in mine "
Ha glad I didn't do college if that's what went on. |
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"I’d suck it , it’s a female penis after all .
What number would I be on the gender scale in doing so ?  "
That gave me an idea: what if her clit started growing longer and longer and could actually get erect? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I don’t mean Fab straight, I mean straight, straight.
If you’re missus grew a penis in the night would you suck it, after all she is still your missus, but just with a dick ? "
I think I'm ight after we got back from hospital yes, find zero attraction in men or cds but a fascination with hot TS girls, and if that was the only change she would be a very hot TS. |
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"I’d suck it , it’s a female penis after all .
What number would I be on the gender scale in doing so ?
That gave me an idea: what if her clit started growing longer and longer and could actually get erect? "
They do!
(Thanks Big Clit Porn! ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d suck it , it’s a female penis after all .
What number would I be on the gender scale in doing so ?
That gave me an idea: what if her clit started growing longer and longer and could actually get erect? "
Husband showed me a video once of exactly this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this dick growing out of her forehead by any chance?
If its a big one i would be asking her to do me a clean swap.
Do they do cock transplants on the nhs?
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No, the dick is not growing out of her forehead. It’s a straight swap with her vagina.
She doesn’t want to swap it with yours she quite attached to it.
I don’t know if they do cock transplants on the NHS. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mmmm lady penis, my favorite
By the by...a penis doesn't make a man. Tits and minge don't make a woman. Quicker some of you get on board with that, better for humankind as a whole "
True dat. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Mmmm lady penis, my favorite
By the by...a penis doesn't make a man. Tits and minge don't make a woman. Quicker some of you get on board with that, better for humankind as a whole
True dat."
that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think there are a few who are protesting just a little too much "
If you grew a cock, I’d suck your balls while wanking your shaft and then take the full load. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I think there are a few who are protesting just a little too much
If you grew a cock, I’d suck your balls while wanking your shaft and then take the full load. "
jees after all this why not just ask the girl on a date |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think there are a few who are protesting just a little too much
If you grew a cock, I’d suck your balls while wanking your shaft and then take the full load. jees after all this why not just ask the girl on a date "
This |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think there are a few who are protesting just a little too much
If you grew a cock, I’d suck your balls while wanking your shaft and then take the full load. jees after all this why not just ask the girl on a date "
I think she would be lacking the OP clearly wants a meaty cock hitting his tonsils like a snooker player screwing back to take the pink into the next pocket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick."
If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick.
If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question! "
I’m allergic to flowers, so you’ll have to be more imaginative than that |
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"I’d love to have a willy for a day "
it’s good fun for aiming games when having a piss. Games of ‘flush the fag end down the urinal’ ‘how many tiles high?’ in the shower, ‘make a miniature river’ in a muddy field, ‘warm the woman’s arse up’ in the swimming pool.....endless amusement. Oh, and wanking? Kettle on, teabag in.....have a wank, tea brewed |
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"I’d love to have a willy for a day it’s good fun for aiming games when having a piss. Games of ‘flush the fag end down the urinal’ ‘how many tiles high?’ in the shower, ‘make a miniature river’ in a muddy field, ‘warm the woman’s arse up’ in the swimming pool.....endless amusement. Oh, and wanking? Kettle on, teabag in.....have a wank, tea brewed "
U need a new kettle if it's taking that long to boil |
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"I’d love to have a willy for a day it’s good fun for aiming games when having a piss. Games of ‘flush the fag end down the urinal’ ‘how many tiles high?’ in the shower, ‘make a miniature river’ in a muddy field, ‘warm the woman’s arse up’ in the swimming pool.....endless amusement. Oh, and wanking? Kettle on, teabag in.....have a wank, tea brewed
U need a new kettle if it's taking that long to boil "
Quite. I’m not sure you've grasped correctly the emphasis inherent in my comment. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick.
If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question!
I’m allergic to flowers, so you’ll have to be more imaginative than that "
perfume by Gucci champagne expensive jewellery chocolate and high heels. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick.
If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question!
I’m allergic to flowers, so you’ll have to be more imaginative than that perfume by Gucci champagne expensive jewellery chocolate and high heels."
I’m yours |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"A nice bunch of flowers no need to pretend she has a dick.
If the OP brings you flowers (not supermarket ones) I suppose taking one for the team is out of the question!
I’m allergic to flowers, so you’ll have to be more imaginative than that perfume by Gucci champagne expensive jewellery chocolate and high heels.
I’m yours "
lol as friends xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does "
You’re the best man anyone could wish for x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does "
ooh your poor teeth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does "
This is the correct answer. |
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"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does ooh your poor teeth "
Real men swallow I know this as a fact cos I read it on a toilet wall in Brighton. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope if she grows a penis she ain't my missus anymore cause she's now a man
She’s probably still 99.75% still woman."
a chimps not far off being human so would ya? |
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"As someone who is 100% straight I'd grab her cock and shove it right to the back of my throat until I was gagging on it and she shot her sweaty musky load into me until it dribbled out between my teeth. Why? Because I love women and that's what a guy who loves women does ooh your poor teeth
Real men swallow I know this as a fact cos I read it on a toilet wall in Brighton.
I know this is true too as I watched you write it on a toilet wall in Brighton as you swallowed it "
HOW DARE YoU SUGGEST IM A TOILET TRADER WHO LURKS?!?!
Anyway, those who peep lose sleep.  |
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