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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve fapped for Queen and country. Well, mostly queens... and the odd pigeon. Despite my best efforts, no one wants to rattle my tackle. Fuck it, I’m going to just rub myself with a brush and dream of Kevin Bacon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve fapped for Queen and country. Well, mostly queens... and the odd pigeon. Despite my best efforts, no one wants to rattle my tackle. Fuck it, I’m going to just rub myself with a brush and dream of Kevin Bacon. "
Tbf Kavin Bacon is a good egg |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve fapped for Queen and country. Well, mostly queens... and the odd pigeon. Despite my best efforts, no one wants to rattle my tackle. Fuck it, I’m going to just rub myself with a brush and dream of Kevin Bacon.
Tbf Kavin Bacon is a good egg "
Mmmmm bacon and egg...I need that in my life right now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve fapped for Queen and country. Well, mostly queens... and the odd pigeon. Despite my best efforts, no one wants to rattle my tackle. Fuck it, I’m going to just rub myself with a brush and dream of Kevin Bacon.
Tbf Kavin Bacon is a good egg "
Fuck Kev, I’m up to seven views |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve fapped for Queen and country. Well, mostly queens... and the odd pigeon. Despite my best efforts, no one wants to rattle my tackle. Fuck it, I’m going to just rub myself with a brush and dream of Kevin Bacon.
Tbf Kavin Bacon is a good egg
Fuck Kev, I’m up to seven views "
Fair doz to you.
You are the best of us, Ionly 1 view and a half so far dude |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve fapped for Queen and country. Well, mostly queens... and the odd pigeon. Despite my best efforts, no one wants to rattle my tackle. Fuck it, I’m going to just rub myself with a brush and dream of Kevin Bacon.
Tbf Kavin Bacon is a good egg
Fuck Kev, I’m up to seven views "
We watch you all the time.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?
What a dangerous question  "
Go on, please tell me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? "
Maybe the evil odd job pic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...You think people looking at you is the most important thing?? Maybe that’s what’s wrong with you.
Think of yourself as a shop, would you prefer 100 people looking around and leaving without a purchase everyday, or just10, where 2 customers buy quality items from you every day? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? It's the turban "
That’s the best thing. M |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Copy his profile and steal his pics.
Sorted.
There's your answer.
I can’t copy her profile and steal her pics
You could, but you'd have to change your profile name to minge woman.......
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I am *the* globally renowned and recognised Mingeologist. I am to labia what David Attenborough is to giant squids. I am not just MingeMan, I am also MingeWoman. And MingeLGBTQIAWTF. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? "
Would love to go to one of your house parties!
I'm always looking at your profile for new pics BTW!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Copy his profile and steal his pics.
Sorted.
There's your answer.
I can’t copy her profile and steal her pics
You could, but you'd have to change your profile name to minge woman.......
I am *the* globally renowned and recognised Mingeologist. I am to labia what David Attenborough is to giant squids. I am not just MingeMan, I am also MingeWoman. And MingeLGBTQIAWTF."
See what I mean - FUN! |
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"Copy his profile and steal his pics.
Sorted.
There's your answer.
I can’t copy her profile and steal her pics
You could, but you'd have to change your profile name to minge woman.......
I am *the* globally renowned and recognised Mingeologist. I am to labia what David Attenborough is to giant squids. I am not just MingeMan, I am also MingeWoman. And MingeLGBTQIAWTF."
I'd copyright that before some other fucker does.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? It's the turban
That’s the best thing. M"
Well if that's the best I'd go for John West not to be confused with fred |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I looked at you darling but I’m in stealth mode.
PS. You’re my favourite 
... Oh
Tell me about it ego damaged beyond repair"
Hahaha. You’re all my favourites  . In different ways  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I looked at you darling but I’m in stealth mode.
PS. You’re my favourite
... Oh
Tell me about it ego damaged beyond repair
Hahaha. You’re all my favourites . In different ways "
do ya need a shovel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I looked at you darling but I’m in stealth mode.
PS. You’re my favourite
... Oh
Tell me about it ego damaged beyond repair
Hahaha. You’re all my favourites . In different ways do ya need a shovel "
Nah I’m cool. I have a harem. I’m happy with that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me? "
Why does it bother you so much op? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?
Why does it bother you so much op? "
Because it does. Because I went to boarding school and I wasn’t the housemaster’s favourite. Because I still need anusol. And a blow job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?
Why does it bother you so much op?
Because it does. Because I went to boarding school and I wasn’t the housemaster’s favourite. Because I still need anusol. And a blow job. "
I’ve just given you 100 views, MM. I’m in ninja mode though, sorry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?
You whine too much  "
Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. |
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?
You whine too much
Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. "
That’s not exactly something to be proud off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?
You whine too much
Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. "
you're wearing a tea cosy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?
You whine too much
Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. you're wearing a tea cosy! "
How dare you refer to the Urban Turban as a tea cosy??? It is a sacred floral shower cap, purchased from Boots c1978, that can only be worn (stuffed with a couple of tea towels to give a smurfesque cranial shape) by the special ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?
You whine too much
Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. you're wearing a tea cosy!
How dare you refer to the Urban Turban as a tea cosy??? It is a sacred floral shower cap, purchased from Boots c1978, that can only be worn (stuffed with a couple of tea towels to give a smurfesque cranial shape) by the special ones. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?
You whine too much "
I don’t whinge or whine. I do minge and swine.
Come to daddy my little pigsy xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve only had six people look at me today. Ok, I know it’s early morning. But my best friend has has 81. What’s wrong with me?
You whine too much
Yeah, you’re my twin. I can spot a chronic cas of Galloping Wanker’s Wrist Rot at forty yards. Bro. you're wearing a tea cosy!
How dare you refer to the Urban Turban as a tea cosy??? It is a sacred floral shower cap, purchased from Boots c1978, that can only be worn (stuffed with a couple of tea towels to give a smurfesque cranial shape) by the special ones. "
it keeps your tea warm and cosy |
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Is that a huge turd sat on the back of your sofa? Style mate 
