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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you go to the woods to have a wank, surely a farmyard is a much better place to go if you wanna ch*ke the chicken? "
. The risk of being caught is such a turn on
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"Why do you go to the woods to have a wank, surely a farmyard is a much better place to go if you wanna ch*ke the chicken? . The risk of being caught is such a turn on "
How long did you wait? There are more people in McDonald's ya know  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????"
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...  "
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. "
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me. "
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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago
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Exeter Bristol Salisbury
Ok I'm doing my best to keep an open mind (I mean I've done outdoors too) but what if kids were playing?
Plus I'm yet to meet a woman who has a fantasy about walking alone through the woods and finding a bloke having a wank. Maybe I need to widen my social circles
On that note: Have you not heard about dogging? Maybe do a bit of research before you leave the comfort of your own home
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????"
You will be the one smiling though bars if you carry on like that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. "
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people... |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????"
did she give you a little bag to put your jizz in ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is ending up on a register worth the risk. . Because I was going for a pee officer "
Yes because that defence is 100% plausible and will definitely work  |
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"Exeter Bristol Salisbury
Ok I'm doing my best to keep an open mind (I mean I've done outdoors too) but what if kids were playing?
Plus I'm yet to meet a woman who has a fantasy about walking alone through the woods and finding a bloke having a wank. Maybe I need to widen my social circles
On that note: Have you not heard about dogging? Maybe do a bit of research before you leave the comfort of your own home
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Id probably watch :S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people..."
He said he was doing it because he gets off on the risk of being caught.
How is that not imposing himself on others? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people..."
He said he didn't know she was there...that could have been a child... |
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... "
Er no. Kink is about consent.
If you green arrow the OP, you'll see he's an eternal attention seeker who is rather consent in his bid to get his kinks fulfilled.
That or a journalist from the Daily Fail  |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????"
Thankfully she was on here own .imagine if she was out with the kids during half term . 12 months min plus going on the register. Try explaining that one to the wife or girlfriend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people...
He said he didn't know she was there...that could have been a child... "
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????"
Imagine if she had let her vicious drooling snarling hungry Rottweiler free and shouted “a sausage, Jack!” |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Imagine if she had let her vicious drooling snarling hungry Rottweiler free and shouted “a sausage, Jack!” "
Not all rotties are named Jack!  |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Imagine if she had let her vicious drooling snarling hungry Rottweiler free and shouted “a sausage, Jack!”
Not all rotties are named Jack! "
No....quite. That wasn’t the point of my post though, really. The emphasis was more on the OP’s imagination not the name of the dog. |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Imagine if she had let her vicious drooling snarling hungry Rottweiler free and shouted “a sausage, Jack!” "
you'd have to shout jack off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d freak if I was walking my dog and saw that. Bloody disgusting in my opinion. God only knows what I’d do if I had my child with me. Kink or not it’s not acceptable sorry. Stick to your own back garden if you want to that outdoors. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people...
He said he didn't know she was there...that could have been a child... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you go to the woods to have a wank, surely a farmyard is a much better place to go if you wanna ch*ke the chicken? "
He didn't, he makes everything up. |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Imagine if she had let her vicious drooling snarling hungry Rottweiler free and shouted “a sausage, Jack!” you'd have to shout jack off "
Wit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people...
He said he was doing it because he gets off on the risk of being caught.
How is that not imposing himself on others?"
The "risk" of getting caught...not the actual act of getting caught ...if he wanted to impose himself on other he would do it blatantly in full view...you are assuming much and showing how hypocritical some people are on here... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
Er no. Kink is about consent.
If you green arrow the OP, you'll see he's an eternal attention seeker who is rather consent in his bid to get his kinks fulfilled.
That or a journalist from the Daily Fail "
Aren't we all attention seekers on here?...the only non attention seekers are the ones that read the forums but do not partake in the discussion.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people...
He said he was doing it because he gets off on the risk of being caught.
How is that not imposing himself on others?
The "risk" of getting caught...not the actual act of getting caught ...if he wanted to impose himself on other he would do it blatantly in full view...you are assuming much and showing how hypocritical some people are on here..."
How are people hypocritical ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people...
He said he was doing it because he gets off on the risk of being caught.
How is that not imposing himself on others?
The "risk" of getting caught...not the actual act of getting caught ...if he wanted to impose himself on other he would do it blatantly in full view...you are assuming much and showing how hypocritical some people are on here..."
Just no. No -one has the right to impose their kink, preference, call it what you will in any non-consenual way. If you are practising your kink where the public might encounter you, you are just another form of sexual predator. |
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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago
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"I’d freak if I was walking my dog and saw that. Bloody disgusting in my opinion. God only knows what I’d do if I had my child with me. Kink or not it’s not acceptable sorry. Stick to your own back garden if you want to that outdoors. "
This.........but do bears wank in the woods?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... "
Umm and calling others vanilla isn't being a bit two faced after what you said?
What about families with young kids out walking? It's not judgemental at all its being responsible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick to your own back garden if you want to that outdoors.
He can't, too dangerous as the lawn is still slippy from previous efforts. "
I wouldn't think any neighbours would be that impressed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
Umm and calling others vanilla isn't being a bit two faced after what you said?
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Indeed it is....we are all hypocrites on here... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people...
He said he was doing it because he gets off on the risk of being caught.
How is that not imposing himself on others?
The "risk" of getting caught...not the actual act of getting caught ...if he wanted to impose himself on other he would do it blatantly in full view...you are assuming much and showing how hypocritical some people are on here...
Just no. No -one has the right to impose their kink, preference, call it what you will in any non-consenual way. If you are practising your kink where the public might encounter you, you are just another form of sexual predator."
This! |
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"Is ending up on a register worth the risk. . Because I was going for a pee officer "
As you said you were unaware she was there. She could have been watching for a while, taking photo's or video for evidence. Kind of shoots your defence down in flames doesn't it? Also kids play in woods, how would you feel if a youngster or group of youngsters happened upon you? |
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Get your moral compass recalibrated, stop thinking your dick end and its urges are the most important thing in the world
https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/serial-flasher-banned-from-woodland-areas-1-4494813
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do people judge this hard when folk are into exhibitionism or outdoor fun in general where there’s a chance of being caught by a member of the public? Or is it because a man is having a wank in the woods?
For the record, outdoors fun is not for me full stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... "
I'm neopolitan I'll have you know mamma Mia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope I never catch some one in the woods like that. I often go for a dog walk with my 12 year old through the woodlands. "
That applies to male and females, singles and couples. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Do people judge this hard when folk are into exhibitionism or outdoor fun in general where there’s a chance of being caught by a member of the public? Or is it because a man is having a wank in the woods?
For the record, outdoors fun is not for me full stop "
If by judge you mean express their distaste at the chance innocent bystanders including kids may be affected by seeing them then, yes people do. Nothing to do with it being a man. I’ve seen threads about ladies flashing to drivers amongst other things that have had the same reaction |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me.
I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people... "
I swear, sometimes I read these forums and wonder is consent is still a foreign concept to some in 2018..
The mind boggles!
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me.
I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot.
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I wouldn't think twice about calling the police if I found myself in that situation either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????"
it is illegal to commit a sexual act in a public place and just because you are on fabswingers and you feel comfortable enough to show your cock to the world here and even submit this thread wanting a serious analysis of your deed which you've already said a woman and her dog witnessed, I'm sure that dogs scarred for life now but we'll never know because dogs can't talk can they? Anyway I digress as somebody else said, woods dogs parents and children, you have to put some thought into the things you do because you feel it's OK to talk about your fantasy here doesn't make the reality of it a good thing for the innocent people you may subject to it, does it?
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me.
I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot.
I wouldn't think twice about calling the police if I found myself in that situation either."
Absolutely. It pisses me off that a bloke local to me puts status updates up asking for meets in House of Fraser toilets. I’d love to let their security know. |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me.
I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot.
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On a side note,
Sucking that creates a knot in your stomach is some sucking
Sorry couldn't resist.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me.
I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot.
On a side note,
Sucking that creates a knot in your stomach is some sucking
Sorry couldn't resist.. "
I bet you could if you tried |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me.
I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot.
On a side note,
Sucking that creates a knot in your stomach is some sucking
Sorry couldn't resist..
I bet you could if you tried "
I know, right? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Do people judge this hard when folk are into exhibitionism or outdoor fun in general where there’s a chance of being caught by a member of the public? Or is it because a man is having a wank in the woods?
For the record, outdoors fun is not for me full stop "
Yes I do judge when young children could come across these activities in the daytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" This.........but do bears wank in the woods?"
Yes, but only when there’s no one around (one told me). Besides, it’s not as if they can go ‘dogging’ is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????"
If you own the woods as you say then the woman would probably be your mother. How did she manage walking through a wood that had just been decimated by a heard of make bovine with severe incontinence. |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me.
I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot.
On a side note,
Sucking that creates a knot in your stomach is some sucking
Sorry couldn't resist..
I bet you could if you tried
I know, right? "
I know, I know, my bad 
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me.
I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot.
I wouldn't think twice about calling the police if I found myself in that situation either.
Absolutely. It pisses me off that a bloke local to me puts status updates up asking for meets in House of Fraser toilets. I’d love to let their security know. "
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"Do people judge this hard when folk are into exhibitionism or outdoor fun in general where there’s a chance of being caught by a member of the public? Or is it because a man is having a wank in the woods?
For the record, outdoors fun is not for me full stop "
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a terrible experience of a man doing just this in our local park and I was terrified, being alone with this man just a few feet away from me.
I walked off calmly but I was actually quietly sobbing and luckily bumped into another dog walker. We called the police. It sucked and still gets my stomach in a knot.
I wouldn't think twice about calling the police if I found myself in that situation either.
Absolutely. It pisses me off that a bloke local to me puts status updates up asking for meets in House of Fraser toilets. I’d love to let their security know.
Then let them know. "
I would but I don’t fancy having to explain how I know about it to someone I have to walk past most days. Actually I used to work for a security company and from my experience it’s quite a good chance that the posts are done by one of the guards there anyway  |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I "
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
Yes..."
It was fun though
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I "
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out. "
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children... |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children..."
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. "
I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey... |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher.
I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey..."
No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned.
But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out?
(I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here). |
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I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey..."
To be fair at least it was well away from any paths in the woods. But still should be careful ey! |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher.
I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey...
No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned.
But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out?
(I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here)."
It’s still not something I’d want to see out and about. Time and a place. Nope nope nope for me |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher.
I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey...
No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned.
But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out?
(I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here)."
Yes of course, if there weren't others about, I don't think any sexual activity in the woods is acceptable unless it is very late at night, when presumably young children aren't around. |
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I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey...
To be fair at least it was well away from any paths in the woods. But still should be careful ey!"
How do you know that? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher.
I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey...
No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned.
But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out?
(I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here).
It’s still not something I’d want to see out and about. Time and a place. Nope nope nope for me "
Exactly, there is a time and a place for this. So I'm on a swingers site, but when I want to take my granddaughter walking in the woods with her little dog, I don't want to have to explain to her why someone has their knob out or what oral sex is. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. "
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher. "
OP never said he was a flasher...he was privately having a wank and a woman stumbled across him.... There is a difference |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher.
I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey...
No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned.
But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out?
(I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here).
It’s still not something I’d want to see out and about. Time and a place. Nope nope nope for me
Exactly, there is a time and a place for this. So I'm on a swingers site, but when I want to take my granddaughter walking in the woods with her little dog, I don't want to have to explain to her why someone has their knob out or what oral sex is."
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher.
I wouldn't one of my young grandchildren seeing a couple having oral sex in the woods..but hey...
No, and I did say I agreed with you where children are concerned.
But, as an adult female, wouldn’t you see a difference between a couple mucking about and a lone guy wandering around in the woods with his cock out?
(I’m assuming I’m talking to the female half of the couple here).
It’s still not something I’d want to see out and about. Time and a place. Nope nope nope for me
Exactly, there is a time and a place for this. So I'm on a swingers site, but when I want to take my granddaughter walking in the woods with her little dog, I don't want to have to explain to her why someone has their knob out or what oral sex is.Well said "
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????"
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods? "
I certainly would if I was out by myself. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I certainly would if I was out by myself."
Yes, me too. |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher.
OP never said he was a flasher...he was privately having a wank and a woman stumbled across him.... There is a difference "
Privately having a wank,outside?! |
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over a year ago
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher.
OP never said he was a flasher...he was privately having a wank and a woman stumbled across him.... There is a difference
Privately having a wank,outside?!"
Yes, my point exactly, why not just have a wank at home, I presume you wanted someone to catch you, OP. |
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"I'd laugh if he nettled his bellend or caught it on some giant hog "
This image made me laugh, fancy getting your bell caught on a giant hog...that takes some doing.
(Technically is that a hog roast?) |
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over a year ago
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"I'd laugh if he nettled his bellend or caught it on some giant hog
This image made me laugh, fancy getting your bell caught on a giant hog...that takes some doing.
(Technically is that a hog roast?)"
That's a whole different story! |
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"I'd laugh if he nettled his bellend or caught it on some giant hog
This image made me laugh, fancy getting your bell caught on a giant hog...that takes some doing.
(Technically is that a hog roast?)"
Haha it was meant to say giant hogw33d but the fab 420 filter cut the last bit out, it's a plant that causes horrendous blistering if you even brush past it |
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people..."
Ye gods!
If there are children playing at night, in the dark, in secluded cap parks miles from anywhere, then I think there is something seriously wrong somewhere! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"I'd laugh if he nettled his bellend or caught it on some giant hog
This image made me laugh, fancy getting your bell caught on a giant hog...that takes some doing.
(Technically is that a hog roast?)
Haha it was meant to say giant hogw33d but the fab 420 filter cut the last bit out, it's a plant that causes horrendous blistering if you even brush past it "
Haha! Yes I'd laugh too |
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By *amissCouple
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people...
Ye gods!
If there are children playing at night, in the dark, in secluded cap parks miles from anywhere, then I think there is something seriously wrong somewhere! "
People do dog in the daytime too, which is wrong too, if it can be seen by others.
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people..."
What other than wanting to get caught? Who is going to catch him but an 'other', exactly what happened. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly.
He never said he was doing it to impose himself on others...that is whole different thing ...I am sure the OP knows not to expose himself at children...as long as his kink is not putting others at risk....and ...what the hell difference is solo exposure to dogging....dogging is potentially just as risky if there are children playing....get a grip people...
What other than wanting to get caught? Who is going to catch him but an 'other', exactly what happened. "
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Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher.
OP never said he was a flasher...he was privately having a wank and a woman stumbled across him.... There is a difference "
Is there a difference?
Wanking in the woods in broad daylight sounds like a one way ticket onto the sex offenders’ register to me... |
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"The other week I was having a quick wank in the woods and a female dog walker coughed behind me I was totally an aware she was there I quickly sloped my cock away she smiled and walked past do you think she knew what I was up to ????
Do you think she felt uncomfortable or even threatened bumping into a guy with his dick in his hand in the middle of the woods?
I've had a BJ in the woods. I'm just as bad aren't I
I’d say that let’s a lot less dodgy than a lone bloke skulking about in the woods with his cock out.
It's no different if unsuspecting people are about, especially children...
I quite agree where children are concerned.
But I guess there’s a difference between stumbling across a couple having a kinky moment and someone whose basically a flasher.
OP never said he was a flasher...he was privately having a wank and a woman stumbled across him.... There is a difference
Is there a difference?
Wanking in the woods in broad daylight sounds like a one way ticket onto the sex offenders’ register to me... "
Sounds like he wanted to be caught.. |
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"Do perverts wank in the wood?
If a pervert wanks in the woods when no one is around, does he still cum?
Probably not lol"
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"People are so judgemental....outdoor play is a kink...leave the guy be to enjoy it...just because it is not yours... vanilla people...
No.
It's more than that- it's potentially threatening and if I was walking my dog in the woods I would be getting someone arrested for pulling that shit on me.
Exactly. Kinks are fine, but it's not fine to impose them on others unwillingly. "
I'm with you here I love outside play but you have to choose your place carefully to not be seen what if that was a child |
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"I have come across a man with his shorts open having a crafty tug. I was anoyed and im on fab. What does he think outhers that arnt think"
It’s bloody disgusting. I was walking the dog with my 6 yr old daughter and some bloke had his zip open and was waving it around! I went mental and he said look it’s only a sausage, and it was an actual sausage but it’s still not on. I know it sounds funny now but it wasn’t at the time! |
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"I have come across a man with his shorts open having a crafty tug. I was anoyed and im on fab. What does he think outhers that arnt think
It’s bloody disgusting. I was walking the dog with my 6 yr old daughter and some bloke had his zip open and was waving it around! I went mental and he said look it’s only a sausage, and it was an actual sausage but it’s still not on. I know it sounds funny now but it wasn’t at the time! "
If thats his way of having a joke ide still have kicked him in the real one if i was you |
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