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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Its Saturday night so thought would open the bar again and also taking requests for the jukebox..Happy hour finishes at 9pm!

Can i get anyone a drink?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Hello. Please may I have Bloom gin with rose lemonade?

What will you have?

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

After last night I’m never drinking alcohol again, ever! Ginger beer for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A nice cold white wine please x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello. Please may I have Bloom gin with rose lemonade?

What will you have? "

Good evening _abs..first customer tonight!

One bloom gin with rose lemonade coming right up..

I'll have a brandy and cola thank you x

Any requests for the jukebox?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"After last night I’m never drinking alcohol again, ever! Ginger beer for me. "

sounds like it was some night Vine?!

One ginger beer coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A nice cold white wine please x "

Good evening Angie

One cold white wine coming right up..x

Any requests for the jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Large glass of rosé wine please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice glass of rose please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Champagne, please

(Bluebelle)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

https://youtu.be/1QWn7Ttvf8U

Play this

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"https://youtu.be/1QWn7Ttvf8U

Play this "

Infoooormer. Stuck in my head now damn you, buy me a drink to make up for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Red wine, please. And The Trip by Still Corners on the jukebox if that’s alright. Ta

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one "

Hi cider girl Jessica

A pint of strongbow coming right up..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Large glass of rosé wine please "

Good evening kinky cat.

One large glass of rose wine coming right up..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can i have acocktale please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Large glass of rosé wine please

Good evening kinky cat.

One large glass of rose wine coming right up.."

Thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Nice glass of rose please "

Good evening Angel and welcome..

A nice glass of Rose wine coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a beer and red wine man but lately i have found myself enjoying the gin beverage.

Question- Does this make me less of a man due to the fact it seems the entire female species seem to drink gin now?

Another question, is it even worse if i put an umbrella and curly straw in it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one

Hi cider girl Jessica

A pint of strongbow coming right up.."

Cheers Ash now where are the dancing weirdos from last week, I wanna join them again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A nice cold white wine please x

Good evening Angie

One cold white wine coming right up..x

Any requests for the jukebox?"

Yes, Katy Perry and roar x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a beer and red wine man but lately i have found myself enjoying the gin beverage.

Question- Does this make me less of a man due to the fact it seems the entire female species seem to drink gin now?

Another question, is it even worse if i put an umbrella and curly straw in it? "

Definitely! Man up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Champagne, please

(Bluebelle)"

Good evening wunderlust

A bottle of bluebelle champagne coming right up..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"https://youtu.be/1QWn7Ttvf8U

Play this "

Good evening Alfie..

Snow - Informer

Great song!

I think you need to buy NSA Chick a drink though or she will be singing it all night!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Red wine, please. And The Trip by Still Corners on the jukebox if that’s alright. Ta"

One glass of red wine coming right up and request loaded onto Jukebox..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YOhcAof8I

Still Corners - The Trip

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can i have acocktale please "

One sex on the beach coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a beer and red wine man but lately i have found myself enjoying the gin beverage.

Question- Does this make me less of a man due to the fact it seems the entire female species seem to drink gin now?

Another question, is it even worse if i put an umbrella and curly straw in it?

Definitely! Man up! "

Knew it, thanks, just going to take myself outside and have a strong word with myself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vodka please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'm a beer and red wine man but lately i have found myself enjoying the gin beverage.

Question- Does this make me less of a man due to the fact it seems the entire female species seem to drink gin now?

Another question, is it even worse if i put an umbrella and curly straw in it? "

I don't see why men cant drink Gin also!

One Gin and Tonic with an umbrella and curly straw coming right up!

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By *mp411Man  over a year ago

chester

Pint of stout with a whiskey chaser

And anything by Sinatra

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All the wine

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one

Hi cider girl Jessica

A pint of strongbow coming right up..

Cheers Ash now where are the dancing weirdos from last week, I wanna join them again "

I'm sure they will turn up again at some point this evening!

Last time i saw you were all driving off at fast speed about 4am in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one

Hi cider girl Jessica

A pint of strongbow coming right up..

Cheers Ash now where are the dancing weirdos from last week, I wanna join them again

I'm sure they will turn up again at some point this evening!

Last time i saw you were all driving off at fast speed about 4am in the morning!"

Well.. I somehow don't remember how I got in my bed

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A nice cold white wine please x

Good evening Angie

One cold white wine coming right up..x

Any requests for the jukebox?

Yes, Katy Perry and roar x "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8

Great choice Angie..fancy a dance? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a beer and red wine man but lately i have found myself enjoying the gin beverage.

Question- Does this make me less of a man due to the fact it seems the entire female species seem to drink gin now?

Another question, is it even worse if i put an umbrella and curly straw in it?

Definitely! Man up!

Knew it, thanks, just going to take myself outside and have a strong word with myself. "

Don’t be too hard, it’s a momentary slip up

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Vodka please "

Good evening Notyourwife..One large vodka coming right up...

Any requests for the jukebox?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Pint of stout with a whiskey chaser

And anything by Sinatra "

Good evening emp..One pint of stout with whisky chaser coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IO7nAMYhaI&list=PLXRlv43gsnQ0vBLSwA4e_JVvkvotEZkul

Frank Sinatra - Come fly with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a beer and red wine man but lately i have found myself enjoying the gin beverage.

Question- Does this make me less of a man due to the fact it seems the entire female species seem to drink gin now?

Another question, is it even worse if i put an umbrella and curly straw in it?

I don't see why men cant drink Gin also!

One Gin and Tonic with an umbrella and curly straw coming right up!"

Thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"All the wine "

Good evening onlykinky..All the wine?!

How about a bottle of Spanish rioja?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one

Hi cider girl Jessica

A pint of strongbow coming right up..

Cheers Ash now where are the dancing weirdos from last week, I wanna join them again

I'm sure they will turn up again at some point this evening!

Last time i saw you were all driving off at fast speed about 4am in the morning!

Well.. I somehow don't remember how I got in my bed "

I'm sure quean i think her name was would have made sure you got home safely!

We have a fire works display tonight in bar garden when happy hour has finished!

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By *mp411Man  over a year ago

chester


"Pint of stout with a whiskey chaser

And anything by Sinatra

Good evening emp..One pint of stout with whisky chaser coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IO7nAMYhaI&list=PLXRlv43gsnQ0vBLSwA4e_JVvkvotEZkul

Frank Sinatra - Come fly with me"

Perfect ash thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its Saturday night so thought would open the bar again and also taking requests for the jukebox..Happy hour finishes at 9pm!

Can i get anyone a drink?"

A HUGE glass of prosecco please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Its Saturday night so thought would open the bar again and also taking requests for the jukebox..Happy hour finishes at 9pm!

Can i get anyone a drink?

A HUGE glass of prosecco please "

Hi my lovely..One HUGE glass of prosecco coming right up x

Any requests for the jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one

Hi cider girl Jessica

A pint of strongbow coming right up..

Cheers Ash now where are the dancing weirdos from last week, I wanna join them again

I'm sure they will turn up again at some point this evening!

Last time i saw you were all driving off at fast speed about 4am in the morning!

Well.. I somehow don't remember how I got in my bed

I'm sure quean i think her name was would have made sure you got home safely!

We have a fire works display tonight in bar garden when happy hour has finished! "

still happy til then may I have another pint, please? Quite thirsty tonight

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one

Hi cider girl Jessica

A pint of strongbow coming right up..

Cheers Ash now where are the dancing weirdos from last week, I wanna join them again

I'm sure they will turn up again at some point this evening!

Last time i saw you were all driving off at fast speed about 4am in the morning!

Well.. I somehow don't remember how I got in my bed

I'm sure quean i think her name was would have made sure you got home safely!

We have a fire works display tonight in bar garden when happy hour has finished!

still happy til then may I have another pint, please? Quite thirsty tonight "

Another pint of cider coming right up..

Fancy giving me hand behind the bar later?

will have to have a break to watch the finale of Killing Eve!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one

Hi cider girl Jessica

A pint of strongbow coming right up..

Cheers Ash now where are the dancing weirdos from last week, I wanna join them again

I'm sure they will turn up again at some point this evening!

Last time i saw you were all driving off at fast speed about 4am in the morning!

Well.. I somehow don't remember how I got in my bed

I'm sure quean i think her name was would have made sure you got home safely!

We have a fire works display tonight in bar garden when happy hour has finished!

still happy til then may I have another pint, please? Quite thirsty tonight

Another pint of cider coming right up..

Fancy giving me hand behind the bar later?

will have to have a break to watch the finale of Killing Eve! "

I would but Quean is coming back soon so I'm sure she'll be happy to get back to work with you again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've managed to forget to pick myself up a bottle of wine tonight

Awesome....... So I'd like a rather large glass of Sauvignon Blanc please!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one

Hi cider girl Jessica

A pint of strongbow coming right up..

Cheers Ash now where are the dancing weirdos from last week, I wanna join them again

I'm sure they will turn up again at some point this evening!

Last time i saw you were all driving off at fast speed about 4am in the morning!

Well.. I somehow don't remember how I got in my bed

I'm sure quean i think her name was would have made sure you got home safely!

We have a fire works display tonight in bar garden when happy hour has finished!

still happy til then may I have another pint, please? Quite thirsty tonight

Another pint of cider coming right up..

Fancy giving me hand behind the bar later?

will have to have a break to watch the finale of Killing Eve!

I would but Quean is coming back soon so I'm sure she'll be happy to get back to work with you again "

I'll keep an eye out for her later tonight!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I've managed to forget to pick myself up a bottle of wine tonight

Awesome....... So I'd like a rather large glass of Sauvignon Blanc please!! "

Its lucky the bar is open this evening!

One large glass of Sauvignon Blanc coming right up...

Any request for the jukebox?..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've managed to forget to pick myself up a bottle of wine tonight

Awesome....... So I'd like a rather large glass of Sauvignon Blanc please!!

Its lucky the bar is open this evening!

One large glass of Sauvignon Blanc coming right up...

Any request for the jukebox?.."

I'll. Wait til the footie has finished before I crank the tunes up... Thanks for the vino though Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I've managed to forget to pick myself up a bottle of wine tonight

Awesome....... So I'd like a rather large glass of Sauvignon Blanc please!!

Its lucky the bar is open this evening!

One large glass of Sauvignon Blanc coming right up...

Any request for the jukebox?..

I'll. Wait til the footie has finished before I crank the tunes up... Thanks for the vino though Ash "

you're welcome..I forgot that Wolves v Spurs was on!

I'm already happy as West Ham won 4-2 today!

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By *odestyB007Woman  over a year ago

Winchester

Another glass of Bollinger....please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening all can I have a Guinness please and fat bottom girls on juke box please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vodka please

Good evening Notyourwife..One large vodka coming right up...

Any requests for the jukebox?"

Your sex is on fire please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bottle of Malbec please ! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a large baileys please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spilled over from the thread killing pub down the road there calling last orders but no one seems to be leaving so doing a refurb fancy expanding?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Another glass of Bollinger....please"

Good evening modesty..Another glass of Bollinger coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mint Tea.. .overdid it last night

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening all can I have a Guinness please and fat bottom girls on juke box please "

Good evening hot dog..A pint of Guinness coming right up and your jukebox request..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls

Have you seen the new Freddy Mercury movie?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Vodka please

Good evening Notyourwife..One large vodka coming right up...

Any requests for the jukebox?

Your sex is on fire please "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0

Kings of Leon - Sex on fire

That should get the bar rocking!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Bottle of Malbec please ! Thank you "

Good evening Bella..One bottle of Malbec coming right up...

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Just a mineral water for me...early start tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oi oi....Fanny inspector here!

Just making sure no fannies have any cobwebs after Halloween as we don't want any spooky cunts in the Fab bar.

I'll have an espresso martini, swap the vodka for rum

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have a large baileys please. "

One large Baileys coming right up Ruby..I enjoyed the bus ride this afternoon!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hi Ash! Need something to warm me up

Hot chocolate with a splash of dark rum, whipped cream and marshmallows please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Spilled over from the thread killing pub down the road there calling last orders but no one seems to be leaving so doing a refurb fancy expanding?"

Happy hour finishes at 9 pm so you better get your drink orders in quick!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More Gin please

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman  over a year ago

NW

Treble vodka and Diet Coke, a pint of cider and black, a LARGE Pinot Grigio and a jäger bomb please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Mint Tea.. .overdid it last night "

One mint tea coming right up..sounds like you had a late night last night!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"More Gin please "

Gin makes you sin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"More Gin please

Gin makes you sin. "

Hooo fucking ray

Let’s sin

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Just a mineral water for me...early start tomorrow!"

One mineral water coming right up..Dont want you to be late for work tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a large baileys please.

One large Baileys coming right up Ruby..I enjoyed the bus ride this afternoon!"

Good man

Maybe we should get it back on the road again

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oi oi....Fanny inspector here!

Just making sure no fannies have any cobwebs after Halloween as we don't want any spooky cunts in the Fab bar.

I'll have an espresso martini, swap the vodka for rum "

No cobwebs here!..One martini and rum coming right up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash! Need something to warm me up

Hot chocolate with a splash of dark rum, whipped cream and marshmallows please"

Good evening DC..I could warm you up a bit later!

One hot chocolate with rum cream and marshmallows coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just had a can of Dandelion & Burdock

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman  over a year ago

NW


"I've just had a can of Dandelion & Burdock "

Rock and roll

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"More Gin please "

Good evening floro..more Gin coming right up..No Tonic?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"More Gin please

Good evening floro..more Gin coming right up..No Tonic?"

Tonic yes

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Treble vodka and Diet Coke, a pint of cider and black, a LARGE Pinot Grigio and a jäger bomb please xx"

Good evening Miss Penny..Drinks order coming right up..x

Any requests for the jukebox?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have a large baileys please.

One large Baileys coming right up Ruby..I enjoyed the bus ride this afternoon!

Good man

Maybe we should get it back on the road again "

A Sunday Bus trip to the coast would be lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi oi....Fanny inspector here!

Just making sure no fannies have any cobwebs after Halloween as we don't want any spooky cunts in the Fab bar.

I'll have an espresso martini, swap the vodka for rum

No cobwebs here!..One martini and rum coming right up!"

Your a star

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"More Gin please

Good evening floro..more Gin coming right up..No Tonic?

Tonic yes "

several more G & T's coming right up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

I'm off to watch Killing Eve..

In the mean time have a mingle and a dance everyone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp7Q1OAzITM

Marvin Gaye - Got to give it up

will be back in a while...

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman  over a year ago

NW


"Treble vodka and Diet Coke, a pint of cider and black, a LARGE Pinot Grigio and a jäger bomb please xx

Good evening Miss Penny..Drinks order coming right up..x

Any requests for the jukebox?"

Anything I can sing and dance badly to please x

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi Ash! Need something to warm me up

Hot chocolate with a splash of dark rum, whipped cream and marshmallows please

Good evening DC..I could warm you up a bit later!

One hot chocolate with rum cream and marshmallows coming right up!"

I leave the door unlocked

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Just a diet cola please as I still have a cocktail of other drinks from last night in me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nothing for me got to be in bed shortly as early start sunday

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Hello

Could I have a cocktail surprise me

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash! Need something to warm me up

Hot chocolate with a splash of dark rum, whipped cream and marshmallows please

Good evening DC..I could warm you up a bit later!

One hot chocolate with rum cream and marshmallows coming right up!

I leave the door unlocked "

I'm back!

I'll be around after the bar closes

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Just a diet cola please as I still have a cocktail of other drinks from last night in me "

Must have been one hell of a party!

One diet cola coming right up!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi Ash! Need something to warm me up

Hot chocolate with a splash of dark rum, whipped cream and marshmallows please

Good evening DC..I could warm you up a bit later!

One hot chocolate with rum cream and marshmallows coming right up!

I leave the door unlocked

I'm back!

I'll be around after the bar closes

"

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"nothing for me got to be in bed shortly as early start sunday"

Enjoy your early night Pat and hope you have a good Sunday.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello

Could I have a cocktail surprise me "

Good evening Spider..One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up..made like Tom Crusie did in the movie..

your reserved table by the dance floor is ready..

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Hello

Could I have a cocktail surprise me

Good evening Spider..One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up..made like Tom Crusie did in the movie..

your reserved table by the dance floor is ready.."

Oh that was a great film in its time. Thanks very much

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Treble vodka and Diet Coke, a pint of cider and black, a LARGE Pinot Grigio and a jäger bomb please xx

Good evening Miss Penny..Drinks order coming right up..x

Any requests for the jukebox?

Anything I can sing and dance badly to please x"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Rick Astley - Never Gonna give you up

can i join you on the dance floor? x

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Oooo pink gin and lemonade more me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry I'm late Ash, i got into an altercation with a d*unkard in the pub across the road.....

Right, who's next at the bar?

Q x

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Gin. Large. Neat.

Not fussy which.

It's been one of those days x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a cider girl hi Ash. May I have some, please? Sweet one

Hi cider girl Jessica

A pint of strongbow coming right up..

Cheers Ash now where are the dancing weirdos from last week, I wanna join them again

I'm sure they will turn up again at some point this evening!

Last time i saw you were all driving off at fast speed about 4am in the morning!

Well.. I somehow don't remember how I got in my bed

I'm sure quean i think her name was would have made sure you got home safely!

We have a fire works display tonight in bar garden when happy hour has finished!

still happy til then may I have another pint, please? Quite thirsty tonight

Another pint of cider coming right up..

Fancy giving me hand behind the bar later?

will have to have a break to watch the finale of Killing Eve!

I would but Quean is coming back soon so I'm sure she'll be happy to get back to work with you again "

Jessica! I found your shoe outside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gin. Large. Neat.

Not fussy which.

It's been one of those days x"

Oooh sugar, come to momma for a booby cwtch .... large Gin coming up, it's on me x

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Gin. Large. Neat.

Not fussy which.

It's been one of those days x

Oooh sugar, come to momma for a booby cwtch .... large Gin coming up, it's on me x"

Ooooh booby cwtchs.... Yes please my lovely xx

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Oooo pink gin and lemonade more me please "

Nice drink that

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"Oooo pink gin and lemonade more me please

Nice drink that "

My mate got me on them in Spain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck it.

Gin, martini extra dry, hint of lime please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello

Could I have a cocktail surprise me

Good evening Spider..One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up..made like Tom Crusie did in the movie..

your reserved table by the dance floor is ready..

Oh that was a great film in its time. Thanks very much "

you're welcome..I hear he is making a sequel to Top Gun soon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lI

Berlin - Take my breath away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gin. Large. Neat.

Not fussy which.

It's been one of those days x

Oooh sugar, come to momma for a booby cwtch .... large Gin coming up, it's on me x

Ooooh booby cwtchs.... Yes please my lovely xx"

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

Smile Cariad, it's fireworks soon!

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Oooo pink gin and lemonade more me please

Nice drink that

My mate got me on them in Spain "

You should try Plymouth Gin its very good

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Hello

Could I have a cocktail surprise me

Good evening Spider..One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up..made like Tom Crusie did in the movie..

your reserved table by the dance floor is ready..

Oh that was a great film in its time. Thanks very much

you're welcome..I hear he is making a sequel to Top Gun soon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lI

Berlin - Take my breath away"

Oh stop it...that's a fab song

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"Oooo pink gin and lemonade more me please

Nice drink that

My mate got me on them in Spain

You should try Plymouth Gin its very good "

Will try it

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Sorry I'm late Ash, i got into an altercation with a d*unkard in the pub across the road.....

Right, who's next at the bar?

Q x"

Good evening Quean..What time do you call this?!

If you serve the drinks I'll take care of the jukebox and the sounds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening Ash, evening all!

I've missed happy hour!?

It's been a long but enjoyable day....had a crazy bus ride this morning tho..so many good looking ladies on there, the driver was a bit odd tho!

That woman that was serving here last week isn't here again is she? She kept grabbing my gear stick on the way home

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello

Could I have a cocktail surprise me

Good evening Spider..One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up..made like Tom Crusie did in the movie..

your reserved table by the dance floor is ready..

Oh that was a great film in its time. Thanks very much

you're welcome..I hear he is making a sequel to Top Gun soon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lI

Berlin - Take my breath away

Oh stop it...that's a fab song "

can i have the next dance?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

Spandau Ballet - True

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late Ash, i got into an altercation with a d*unkard in the pub across the road.....

Right, who's next at the bar?

Q x

Good evening Quean..What time do you call this?!

If you serve the drinks I'll take care of the jukebox and the sounds "

Soz...

Did you buy more tequila?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Fuck it.

Gin, martini extra dry, hint of lime please."

One gin martini extra dry with a hint of lime coming right up...

Its Saturday night Pat..The dance floor is just getting busy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening all!

I've missed happy hour!?

It's been a long but enjoyable day....had a crazy bus ride this morning tho..so many good looking ladies on there, the driver was a bit odd tho!

That woman that was serving here last week isn't here again is she? She kept grabbing my gear stick on the way home "

Didn't hear you complaining

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, evening all!

I've missed happy hour!?

It's been a long but enjoyable day....had a crazy bus ride this morning tho..so many good looking ladies on there, the driver was a bit odd tho!

That woman that was serving here last week isn't here again is she? She kept grabbing my gear stick on the way home "

Good evening Town..You're in luck..she has just turned up for work although a little late!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Sorry I'm late Ash, i got into an altercation with a d*unkard in the pub across the road.....

Right, who's next at the bar?

Q x

Good evening Quean..What time do you call this?!

If you serve the drinks I'll take care of the jukebox and the sounds

Soz...

Did you buy more tequila? "

Have bought loads in as the Tequila ran out last week!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening all!

I've missed happy hour!?

It's been a long but enjoyable day....had a crazy bus ride this morning tho..so many good looking ladies on there, the driver was a bit odd tho!

That woman that was serving here last week isn't here again is she? She kept grabbing my gear stick on the way home

Good evening Town..You're in luck..she has just turned up for work although a little late!"

Better late than never

Town... what's your poison?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late Ash, i got into an altercation with a d*unkard in the pub across the road.....

Right, who's next at the bar?

Q x

Good evening Quean..What time do you call this?!

If you serve the drinks I'll take care of the jukebox and the sounds

Soz...

Did you buy more tequila?

Have bought loads in as the Tequila ran out last week! "

Ha! But look at how much fun I was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening all!

I've missed happy hour!?

It's been a long but enjoyable day....had a crazy bus ride this morning tho..so many good looking ladies on there, the driver was a bit odd tho!

That woman that was serving here last week isn't here again is she? She kept grabbing my gear stick on the way home

Good evening Town..You're in luck..she has just turned up for work although a little late!"

Nothing new right, I'd love a rum n pls and if anyone is near the jukebox can we have Piano Man by Billy Joel? Much appreciated

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Have got the fireworks ready for our midnight display!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

As requested by Town..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0

Billy Joel...Piano man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have got the fireworks ready for our midnight display!"

Thought you were catching the fun bus?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As requested by Town..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0

Billy Joel...Piano man"

Perfect, cheers pal

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Have got the fireworks ready for our midnight display!

Thought you were catching the fun bus? "

will be boarding the party bus after have let off the fireworks!

I'm off for a smoke so will leave you to close up

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Hello

Could I have a cocktail surprise me

Good evening Spider..One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up..made like Tom Crusie did in the movie..

your reserved table by the dance floor is ready..

Oh that was a great film in its time. Thanks very much

you're welcome..I hear he is making a sequel to Top Gun soon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lI

Berlin - Take my breath away

Oh stop it...that's a fab song

can i have the next dance?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

Spandau Ballet - True"

Let's dance...I have the black dress on the high heels..wolf wolf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have got the fireworks ready for our midnight display!

Thought you were catching the fun bus?

will be boarding the party bus after have let off the fireworks!

I'm off for a smoke so will leave you to close up "

No probs.... you don't mind if I have a couple of shots of tequila?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have got the fireworks ready for our midnight display!

Thought you were catching the fun bus?

will be boarding the party bus after have let off the fireworks!

I'm off for a smoke so will leave you to close up

No probs.... you don't mind if I have a couple of shots of tequila?! "

I'll take that as a yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I missed happy hour?!?

I'm just gonna hang by the bar with my cleavage out til someone buys me a drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Black russian...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed happy hour?!?

I'm just gonna hang by the bar with my cleavage out til someone buys me a drink "

Whatcha having beaut?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Black russian... "

Coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed happy hour?!?

I'm just gonna hang by the bar with my cleavage out til someone buys me a drink

Whatcha having beaut?! "

Phew! I'm at work, I better just have a soda and lime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Little bit of Prince on the juke box please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed happy hour?!?

I'm just gonna hang by the bar with my cleavage out til someone buys me a drink

Whatcha having beaut?!

Phew! I'm at work, I better just have a soda and lime "

That sucks! U sure I can't tempt u with a tequila?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Little bit of Prince on the juke box please. "

I'll add it to the list

Drink sir?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed happy hour?!?

I'm just gonna hang by the bar with my cleavage out til someone buys me a drink

Whatcha having beaut?!

Phew! I'm at work, I better just have a soda and lime

That sucks! U sure I can't tempt u with a tequila? "

You can yes. Do you have a mint?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed happy hour?!?

I'm just gonna hang by the bar with my cleavage out til someone buys me a drink

Whatcha having beaut?!

Phew! I'm at work, I better just have a soda and lime

That sucks! U sure I can't tempt u with a tequila?

You can yes. Do you have a mint? "

Nope... got a sherbet lemon if that helps?

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By *oftandGentle2Couple  over a year ago

leeds

I’ll have a cherry vodka please, lots of ice!!

And on the jukebox I’d like a slow one to smooch - careless whisper?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll have a cherry vodka please, lots of ice!!

And on the jukebox I’d like a slow one to smooch - careless whisper? "

Oooh, feeling loved up tonight?

Cherry vodka on the rocks coming right up x

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By *oftandGentle2Couple  over a year ago

leeds


"I’ll have a cherry vodka please, lots of ice!!

And on the jukebox I’d like a slow one to smooch - careless whisper?

Oooh, feeling loved up tonight?

Cherry vodka on the rocks coming right up x"

Oh you can’t beat a good old smoocheroony, and the cherry vodka, well that just makes for a very naughty girl!!

Cheers x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello

Could I have a cocktail surprise me

Good evening Spider..One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up..made like Tom Crusie did in the movie..

your reserved table by the dance floor is ready..

Oh that was a great film in its time. Thanks very much

you're welcome..I hear he is making a sequel to Top Gun soon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lI

Berlin - Take my breath away

Oh stop it...that's a fab song

can i have the next dance?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

Spandau Ballet - True

Let's dance...I have the black dress on the high heels..wolf wolf "

Thanks...looking fab in that black dress this evening...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll have a cherry vodka please, lots of ice!!

And on the jukebox I’d like a slow one to smooch - careless whisper?

Oooh, feeling loved up tonight?

Cherry vodka on the rocks coming right up x

Oh you can’t beat a good old smoocheroony, and the cherry vodka, well that just makes for a very naughty girl!!

Cheers x "

Naughty girls are always welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello

Could I have a cocktail surprise me

Good evening Spider..One cosmopolitan cocktail coming right up..made like Tom Crusie did in the movie..

your reserved table by the dance floor is ready..

Oh that was a great film in its time. Thanks very much

you're welcome..I hear he is making a sequel to Top Gun soon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lI

Berlin - Take my breath away

Oh stop it...that's a fab song

can i have the next dance?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

Spandau Ballet - True

Let's dance...I have the black dress on the high heels..wolf wolf

Thanks...looking fab in that black dress this evening... "

How on earth did I miss this gorgeous lady?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Little bit of Prince on the juke box please. "

As requested frogstyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG3VcCAlUgE

Prince - When doves cry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could I have a Coke Zero please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

As requested by soft and gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

George Michael - Careless whisper

Any one fancy a slow dance?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As requested by soft and gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

George Michael - Careless whisper

Any one fancy a slow dance?!"

I'll let you lead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a Coke Zero please?"

Ice and lemon my friend?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a Coke Zero please?

Ice and lemon my friend? "

Why not, it's Saturday night. Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I have a Coke Zero please?

Ice and lemon my friend?

Why not, it's Saturday night. Yes please."

Did you bring any jaffa cakes? I like cake

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"As requested by soft and gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

George Michael - Careless whisper

Any one fancy a slow dance?!

I'll let you lead."

Thanks Jim..will be leading with my left foot.please keep in time!..

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By *oftandGentle2Couple  over a year ago

leeds


"As requested by soft and gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

George Michael - Careless whisper

Any one fancy a slow dance?!"

awwwww very kind... don’t step on my toes though will ya? X

Hick... more cherry vodka please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As requested by soft and gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

George Michael - Careless whisper

Any one fancy a slow dance?!

I'll let you lead.

Thanks Jim..will be leading with my left foot.please keep in time!.."

I'll try, Daniel Day Lewis.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As requested by soft and gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

George Michael - Careless whisper

Any one fancy a slow dance?!

awwwww very kind... don’t step on my toes though will ya? X

Hick... more cherry vodka please "

Only if you have a cheeky tequila shot with me

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"As requested by soft and gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

George Michael - Careless whisper

Any one fancy a slow dance?!

I'll let you lead.

Thanks Jim..will be leading with my left foot.please keep in time!..

I'll try, Daniel Day Lewis."

*hands Jim a banana milkshake shandy and points him toward the exit.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"As requested by soft and gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

George Michael - Careless whisper

Any one fancy a slow dance?!

awwwww very kind... don’t step on my toes though will ya? X

"

Thank you..I'll be very careful i promise! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As requested by soft and gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

George Michael - Careless whisper

Any one fancy a slow dance?!

I'll let you lead.

Thanks Jim..will be leading with my left foot.please keep in time!..

I'll try, Daniel Day Lewis.

*hands Jim a banana milkshake shandy and points him toward the exit..... "

What the heck are you doing behind the bar?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Thanks for your help this evening Quean behind the bar..fancy a couple of tequilas before closing time?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My shoe? Outside? Where did you put it, Quean? Bar is closed now, I gotta come back for it tonight, hope Ash will let me in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh a nice freshly ground coffee would be wonderful please.. Lorri x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tea with milk and 2 please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks for your help this evening Quean behind the bar..fancy a couple of tequilas before closing time?"

Sorry Ash, i drank the whole bottle whilst you were doing the fireworks

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Tea "

One cup of tea coming right up..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My shoe? Outside? Where did you put it, Quean? Bar is closed now, I gotta come back for it tonight, hope Ash will let me in "

Ash has promoted me to Bar manager, I'll let you in

Not entirely sure where I put your shoe tho

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oooh a nice freshly ground coffee would be wonderful please.. Lorri x "

One fresh ground coffee coming right up Lorri x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Tea with milk and 2 please "

One cup of tea with 2 sugars coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My shoe? Outside? Where did you put it, Quean? Bar is closed now, I gotta come back for it tonight, hope Ash will let me in

Ash has promoted me to Bar manager, I'll let you in

Not entirely sure where I put your shoe tho "

Oooh promotion! That surely means we can get pissed in the bar tonight! I'll wear trainers then

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Thanks for your help this evening Quean behind the bar..fancy a couple of tequilas before closing time?

Sorry Ash, i drank the whole bottle whilst you were doing the fireworks "

I found your empty tequila bottle outside the bar when i came in to do the cleaning this morning!

have made teas and coffees as there was a few party goers who'd had stayed the night!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My shoe? Outside? Where did you put it, Quean? Bar is closed now, I gotta come back for it tonight, hope Ash will let me in

Ash has promoted me to Bar manager, I'll let you in

Not entirely sure where I put your shoe tho

Oooh promotion! That surely means we can get pissed in the bar tonight! I'll wear trainers then "

The less you wear, the better!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks for your help this evening Quean behind the bar..fancy a couple of tequilas before closing time?

Sorry Ash, i drank the whole bottle whilst you were doing the fireworks

I found your empty tequila bottle outside the bar when i came in to do the cleaning this morning!

have made teas and coffees as there was a few party goers who'd had stayed the night!"

I hope they behaved themselves

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