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over a year ago
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What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I would love to know exactly what male ejaculation feels like and also how weird it is to have a part of your body become so visibly aroused outwith your control?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It does have a mind of it's own kitty lol  "
Ok scratch that... I would like to know how a part of your body could betray so blatantly whats going on in your head  ? |
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"What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I would love to know exactly what male ejaculation feels like and also how weird it is to have a part of your body become so visibly aroused outwith your control?!"
. Probably like a cow feels when it's being milked! |
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"What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I would love to know exactly what male ejaculation feels like and also how weird it is to have a part of your body become so visibly aroused outwith your control?! . Probably like a cow feels when it's being milked! "
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over a year ago
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"I want to know why I have to put the toilet seat down.....
Surely a woman can look and put the seat down before using the toilet....."
To be honest, I think that one died years ago and people still just say it as a cliche. I'm pretty capable of moving a seat into my preferred position before I get comfy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im happy to keep it all a mystery
I'd love to say I am too but I'm far too nosy! I'd love a day as a guy to check it all out"
Id like to check out what it's like to have your boobs for the night... Lol |
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"Hi kittie, it’s like all of your emotions and senses erupt and it takes the breath away
Erectionscan be embarrassing but that’s how we react when aroused and it’s just what it is"
That's a great description, thanks ! I don't feel as extreme as that when I orgasm. It's an incredibly good feeling, but I do feel as though guys get the better deal with the overall orgasmic experience! |
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"Hi kittie, it’s like all of your emotions and senses erupt and it takes the breath away
Erectionscan be embarrassing but that’s how we react when aroused and it’s just what it is
That's a great description, thanks ! I don't feel as extreme as that when I orgasm. It's an incredibly good feeling, but I do feel as though guys get the better deal with the overall orgasmic experience! "
I had a multiple one once, any other guys? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im happy to keep it all a mystery
I'd love to say I am too but I'm far too nosy! I'd love a day as a guy to check it all outId like to check out what it's like to have your boobs for the night... Lol "
Honestly, not that fun. Sore back, expensive bras and sleazy attention! You did ask  |
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"What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I would love to know exactly what male ejaculation feels like and also how weird it is to have a part of your body become so visibly aroused outwith your control?!"
I know this sounds weird but I've never been able to get my head around why sex doesn't hurt women. It just looks like it should. A foreign object going into something that isn't a proper hole. I can't get more than a finger in my bum without it stinging like crazy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I would love to know exactly what male ejaculation feels like and also how weird it is to have a part of your body become so visibly aroused outwith your control?!
I know this sounds weird but I've never been able to get my head around why sex doesn't hurt women. It just looks like it should. A foreign object going into something that isn't a proper hole. I can't get more than a finger in my bum without it stinging like crazy. "
I think that's a fair one actually! But guys can only relate with the bum, which doesn't self-lubricate. Dry sex would hurt! |
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"I want to know why some women have an obsession with shoes, handbags and chocolate? "
Easy peasy. All feel good things which you can't get too fat for! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im happy to keep it all a mystery
I'd love to say I am too but I'm far too nosy! I'd love a day as a guy to check it all outId like to check out what it's like to have your boobs for the night... Lol
Honestly, not that fun. Sore back, expensive bras and sleazy attention! You did ask "
I was thinking if I'd had your boobs for the night that you'd be attached to them... Is that the sleazy attention your talking about lol  |
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"What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I would love to know exactly what male ejaculation feels like and also how weird it is to have a part of your body become so visibly aroused outwith your control?!"
When It is time for me to cum, Ejaculating my seamen is almost to good to explain. Having my sperm rocket out of my cock, 3 to 5 times is just out of this world! Then Feeling it fill my partners vagina is also unreal!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im happy to keep it all a mystery
I'd love to say I am too but I'm far too nosy! I'd love a day as a guy to check it all outId like to check out what it's like to have your boobs for the night... Lol
Honestly, not that fun. Sore back, expensive bras and sleazy attention! You did ask I was thinking if I'd had your boobs for the night that you'd be attached to them... Is that the sleazy attention your talking about lol "
No fair, you can't answer your own question  |
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"I want to know why some women have an obsession with shoes, handbags and chocolate?
Easy peasy. All feel good things which you can't get too fat for!"
You obviously eat diet chocolate then which is about as tasty as a McDonald's |
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"I want to know why some women have an obsession with shoes, handbags and chocolate?
Easy peasy. All feel good things which you can't get too fat for!
You obviously eat diet chocolate then which is about as tasty as a McDonald's "
Oh the chocolate can keep making me fatter! But it's never gonna reject me like size 10 clothes will! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to know why some women have an obsession with shoes, handbags and chocolate?
Easy peasy. All feel good things which you can't get too fat for!"
To be fair, it’s not just women that have obsessions with those three things.
I’d like to know how women go out and walk around in tall heels?! I’ve tried it, not only do you have no balance but it’s bloody painful! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I want to know why some women have an obsession with shoes, handbags and chocolate?
Easy peasy. All feel good things which you can't get too fat for!
To be fair, it’s not just women that have obsessions with those three things.
I’d like to know how women go out and walk around in tall heels?! I’ve tried it, not only do you have no balance but it’s bloody painful! "
Don't get me started on social conditioning ! But yeah, I find it painful too now, however I lived in big heels every day til I was about 25 and loads of women seem to be able to do it indefinitely! I envy them! |
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"I'd like to know if men get tired of wearing similar clothes all the time. Compared to women their choice is very limited. "
I guess it would be different... I like wearing my bike leather gear. Perhaps that's fetish in some eyes l |
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"What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I would love to know exactly what male ejaculation feels like and also how weird it is to have a part of your body become so visibly aroused outwith your control?!
I know this sounds weird but I've never been able to get my head around why sex doesn't hurt women. It just looks like it should. A foreign object going into something that isn't a proper hole. I can't get more than a finger in my bum without it stinging like crazy.
I think that's a fair one actually! But guys can only relate with the bum, which doesn't self-lubricate. Dry sex would hurt!"
Yes that's probably it. When I try to imagine it then I think about the vagina just being a duplicate ass hole because that's what I can relate to. It doesn't help that I watch a lot of Japanese porn and they sound like they are being stabbed during the sex. |
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"What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I would love to know exactly what male ejaculation feels like and also how weird it is to have a part of your body become so visibly aroused outwith your control?!
I know this sounds weird but I've never been able to get my head around why sex doesn't hurt women. It just looks like it should. A foreign object going into something that isn't a proper hole. I can't get more than a finger in my bum without it stinging like crazy.
I think that's a fair one actually! But guys can only relate with the bum, which doesn't self-lubricate. Dry sex would hurt!
Yes that's probably it. When I try to imagine it then I think about the vagina just being a duplicate ass hole because that's what I can relate to. It doesn't help that I watch a lot of Japanese porn and they sound like they are being stabbed during the sex. "
Haha I have a couple of friends married to Japanese girls and they said very similar things re the sounds!! GORGEOUS girls though |
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"I'd like to know if men get tired of wearing similar clothes all the time. Compared to women their choice is very limited. "
I actually quite like having to wear the same colour shirt and suit for work, less for me to think about as long as it is clean and smartly pressed. And a choice of two pairs of work shoes, polished black leather obviously.
It does mean I enjoy the freedom to wear whatever I feel like on my days off...or nothing at all |
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"I'd like to know if men get tired of wearing similar clothes all the time. Compared to women their choice is very limited.
I actually quite like having to wear the same colour shirt and suit for work, less for me to think about as long as it is clean and smartly pressed. And a choice of two pairs of work shoes, polished black leather obviously.
It does mean I enjoy the freedom to wear whatever I feel like on my days off...or nothing at all "
I think I'd grow tired of the lack of choice of texture and colour. If I was a man I'd probably cross dress. |
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"I'd like to know if men get tired of wearing similar clothes all the time. Compared to women their choice is very limited.
Nowt wrong with jeans, trainers and an AC/DC T-shirt ya know "
Nothing wrong at all |
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"I'd like to know if men get tired of wearing similar clothes all the time. Compared to women their choice is very limited.
I actually quite like having to wear the same colour shirt and suit for work, less for me to think about as long as it is clean and smartly pressed. And a choice of two pairs of work shoes, polished black leather obviously.
It does mean I enjoy the freedom to wear whatever I feel like on my days off...or nothing at all "
I get that actually. Loved any job I've had with a uniform for laziness. |
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It's not so much laziness, more the fact it's one less thing to worry or think about.
My question now.... why is it that even though so many modern cars are filled with reversing sensors, cameras etc, that the majority of lady drivers I see can't reverse into a space in a carpark but just shove it nose in and then faff around later trying to get out? Those mirrors are quite effective you know..  .. and yes I know that goes for quite a few blokes too. .. |
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"I'd like to know if men get tired of wearing similar clothes all the time. Compared to women their choice is very limited.
That's a good one!
 I do . "
And you are rocking the alternatives! |
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"It's not so much laziness, more the fact it's one less thing to worry or think about.
My question now.... why is it that even though so many modern cars are filled with reversing sensors, cameras etc, that the majority of lady drivers I see can't reverse into a space in a carpark but just shove it nose in and then faff around later trying to get out? Those mirrors are quite effective you know.. .. and yes I know that goes for quite a few blokes too. .."
Too keen to get to the shoes, handbags and chocolate? Dunno really, someone else will have to take that one! |
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"I'd like to know if men get tired of wearing similar clothes all the time. Compared to women their choice is very limited.
Nowt wrong with jeans, trainers and an AC/DC T-shirt ya know
Nothing wrong at all "
I'm 56 and still go out dressed better than some people in town. I take pride in my appearance, to what avail I have absolutely no idea, but I do it anyway |
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"It's not so much laziness, more the fact it's one less thing to worry or think about.
My question now.... why is it that even though so many modern cars are filled with reversing sensors, cameras etc, that the majority of lady drivers I see can't reverse into a space in a carpark but just shove it nose in and then faff around later trying to get out? Those mirrors are quite effective you know.. .. and yes I know that goes for quite a few blokes too. .."
I drive into a parking spot so i can get to my boot with a trolly....have you ever tried to squeeze the trolly between cars? |
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Another one I wonder about! Do guys generally care about how many sexual partners a girl has had? I always seem to end up in long-term relationships with guys who have obsessed over this and two of my best pals told me recently no-one has ever even asked them! |
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"It's not so much laziness, more the fact it's one less thing to worry or think about.
My question now.... why is it that even though so many modern cars are filled with reversing sensors, cameras etc, that the majority of lady drivers I see can't reverse into a space in a carpark but just shove it nose in and then faff around later trying to get out? Those mirrors are quite effective you know.. .. and yes I know that goes for quite a few blokes too. ..
I drive into a parking spot so i can get to my boot with a trolly....have you ever tried to squeeze the trolly between cars? "
I do my shopping so that it all fits into one large "bag for life" that I can carry from the trolley park to my car...
Anyone of any sex who tries to squeeze a trolly between a car should be hung by the ankles from the nearest lampost  ... and this is why I'm not allowed to be a Benign Dictator |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm cool with whatever. It wouldn't matter to me as I'd be comfortable with whoever was with me. I think some guys get inferiority complexes if they think there's a lot of previous competition to be compared to. |
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"Another one I wonder about! Do guys generally care about how many sexual partners a girl has had? I always seem to end up in long-term relationships with guys who have obsessed over this and two of my best pals told me recently no-one has ever even asked them!"
I'd class it more as interested mildly in how many previous partners but I wouldn't care, as such. |
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"What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I would love to know exactly what male ejaculation feels like and also how weird it is to have a part of your body become so visibly aroused outwith your control?!"
I think about the ejaculation thing all the time hahahaha! |
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"What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I would love to know exactly what male ejaculation feels like and also how weird it is to have a part of your body become so visibly aroused outwith your control?!
I think about the ejaculation thing all the time hahahaha! "
It is still quite an amazing feeling and sight too. .. and if I've been Edged it can leave me quite light headed too... all that release in such a brief moment in time |
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"What would you like the opposite sex to explain to you?
I think about the ejaculation thing all the time hahahaha! "
Im sure I'm not on my own here but the sudden blood pressure increase when I cum real hard can almost make me pass out.
I did experience something weird once though.
It was about 15 years ago, never before or since. I came in my then girlfriend, as I was probably on my last spurt I pulled out. The sensation this created caused me to cum again but way more intense. So I came with the usual sensations then right on top of it came way harder.
Any guys had this happen? |
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