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over a year ago
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"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth
No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING! "
Except glaucoma pains, apparently.
I met a lady at the eye clinic who’d had three kids and she said the shooting pain you get when you’re pressure is up is worse.  |
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"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth
No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING! "
Dunno what the fuss is all about.
Few hours and pop it's a baby.
Poor bloke has to hear about it for rest of his life  |
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"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth
No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING! "
Being kicked in the balls hurts more.
I know loads of women with two or more children.
I've never heard a bloke say that's wonderful, kick me in the bollocks again....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth
No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING!
Dunno what the fuss is all about.
Few hours and pop it's a baby.
Poor bloke has to hear about it for rest of his life "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth
No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING!
Being kicked in the balls hurts more.
I know loads of women with two or more children.
I've never heard a bloke say that's wonderful, kick me in the bollocks again....
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There's that young guy who keeps making threads about being tortured |
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"Sharp scratch; no it isn’t it feels like a frigging needle  "
I know lying bar stewards......only once when they took it from the side of my wrist for some unknown reason did the Dr say " this is going to hurt " and it really bloody did!!!  |
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"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth
No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING!
Being kicked in the balls hurts more.
I know loads of women with two or more children.
I've never heard a bloke say that's wonderful, kick me in the bollocks again....
There's that young guy who keeps making threads about being tortured "
Just the one bloke eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It hurt so much I’d rather give birth
No you wouldn’t!! Nothing in the whole world hurts that much. NOTHING!
Being kicked in the balls hurts more.
I know loads of women with two or more children.
I've never heard a bloke say that's wonderful, kick me in the bollocks again....
There's that young guy who keeps making threads about being tortured
Just the one bloke eh? "
Yep. Just the one; therefore totally disproving the “a kick in the balls hurts more” theory. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Santa Rita Rita lo que se da no se quita
Typical. She’s gone all Italian on us again 
Ftfy. 
Twatt
Yes, but he’s our Twat 
He is and we would not have him any other way  "
I’ll have him oiled up please  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not u it's me,fuck off I clearly am not doing something right or u fancy someone else"
Haha. It’s not you it’s me translates to it definitely is you I’m just trying to be nice! |
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"Cheap at half the price" - Of course it is! "Cheap at twice the price" would make more sense.
"You can't have your cake and eat it" - Yes I can. What's the point of having it if I'm not going to eat it?
"I slept like a baby" - My usual response is "Did you keep waking up crying because you'd shat yourself?"
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