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"Wonders if Mistress has ironed her glittery dress "Hey Voddy  No I've borrowed it  Miss Molly has finally forgiven me for deserting her for 2 weeks. She's all floofed up again, think it was coz she had play date with Bert  | |||
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"Wonders if Mistress has ironed her glittery dress
Hey Voddy No I've borrowed it Miss Molly has finally forgiven me for deserting her for 2 weeks. She's all floofed up again, think it was coz she had play date with Bert "hi sami hes on a train coming to visit for the weekend apparently you said it was alright xx | |||
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"Wonders if Mistress has ironed her glittery dress
Hey Voddy No I've borrowed it Miss Molly has finally forgiven me for deserting her for 2 weeks. She's all floofed up again, think it was coz she had play date with Bert hi sami hes on a train coming to visit for the weekend apparently you said it was alright xx"Yes, I did Voddy. Got a little basket ready, next to Miss Molly's and some extra dreamies in. She's running around like a mad thing, looking forward to his visit | |||
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"Mistress is having a night out in her spacecraft tonight "Lucky lady...I want a ride... | |||
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"By the way, Voddy, the kids are in bed and snoring their heads off "hope they have behaved | |||
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"By the way, Voddy, the kids are in bed and snoring their heads off hope they have behaved "Yes they have. They've been chasing the birds in the garden all day, so they're well knackered now! We're all going to watch Strictly together later | |||
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"By the way, Voddy, the kids are in bed and snoring their heads off hope they have behaved
Yes they have. They've been chasing the birds in the garden all day, so they're well knackered now! We're all going to watch Strictly together later "watch.out for flying paws bertie thinks he is bruno | |||
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"By the way, Voddy, the kids are in bed and snoring their heads off hope they have behaved
Yes they have. They've been chasing the birds in the garden all day, so they're well knackered now! We're all going to watch Strictly together later watch.out for flying paws bertie thinks he is bruno "Haha..he was fine and very well behaved. He seemed to like Faye | |||
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"By the way, Voddy, the kids are in bed and snoring their heads off hope they have behaved
Yes they have. They've been chasing the birds in the garden all day, so they're well knackered now! We're all going to watch Strictly together later watch.out for flying paws bertie thinks he is bruno
Haha..he was fine and very well behaved. He seemed to like Faye "he loves faye tryst to copy her steps see wot I did there | |||
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"By the way, Voddy, the kids are in bed and snoring their heads off hope they have behaved
Yes they have. They've been chasing the birds in the garden all day, so they're well knackered now! We're all going to watch Strictly together later watch.out for flying paws bertie thinks he is bruno
Haha..he was fine and very well behaved. He seemed to like Faye he loves faye tryst to copy her steps see wot I did there " | |||
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"By the way, Voddy, the kids are in bed and snoring their heads off hope they have behaved
Yes they have. They've been chasing the birds in the garden all day, so they're well knackered now! We're all going to watch Strictly together later "For Fecks sake Dr who is shite...and what the feck has become of this thread with all the talk of the other shite ffs  | |||
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"A little tip for you lot....stock up on front line in the winter months....it's fecking loads cheaper "Will do Mistress  | |||
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"my cats doing well tonight with all the fireworks going off. thats because im cooking chicken and its guarding the cooker "Haha! Food is more important to them than fireworks | |||
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"A little tip for you lot....stock up on front line in the winter months....it's fecking loads cheaper
Will do Mistress "I'll keep you right | |||
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"A little tip for you lot....stock up on front line in the winter months....it's fecking loads cheaper
Will do Mistress
I'll keep you right "You know all the deals | |||
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"Why don't you like Dr Who? "It was absolutely shite tonight...I need a campaign to get Chris Eccleston back before it dies a death  | |||
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"Why don't you like Dr Who?
It was absolutely shite tonight...I need a campaign to get Chris Eccleston back before it dies a death "Oh dear... | |||
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"Bert is hopefully home by now, he's been a very good boy and I gave him some dreamies to eat on the train "he came bounding in like a cat out of hell demanding to go to the jewellery shop | |||
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"Why don't you like Dr Who?
It was absolutely shite tonight...I need a campaign to get Chris Eccleston back before it dies a death "who | |||
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"Bert is hopefully home by now, he's been a very good boy and I gave him some dreamies to eat on the train he came bounding in like a cat out of hell demanding to go to the jewellery shop"Haha! Well Miss Molly has the hump at the moment, she's ignoring me | |||
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"Why don't you like Dr Who?
It was absolutely shite tonight...I need a campaign to get Chris Eccleston back before it dies a death who"Dr... | |||
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"Bert is hopefully home by now, he's been a very good boy and I gave him some dreamies to eat on the train he came bounding in like a cat out of hell demanding to go to the jewellery shop
Haha! Well Miss Molly has the hump at the moment, she's ignoring me "bless her she's all loved up | |||
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"Why don't you like Dr Who?
It was absolutely shite tonight...I need a campaign to get Chris Eccleston back before it dies a death who
Dr... "eh | |||
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"Bert is hopefully home by now, he's been a very good boy and I gave him some dreamies to eat on the train he came bounding in like a cat out of hell demanding to go to the jewellery shop
Haha! Well Miss Molly has the hump at the moment, she's ignoring me bless her she's all loved up"She is, all floofed up | |||
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"Morning all! " | |||
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"Morning all!
"Morning sami | |||
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"Morning all!
Morning sami "Arfnoon Mistress, hope you are well xx | |||
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"Morning all!
Morning sami
Arfnoon Mistress, hope you are well xx"Fecking great sami | |||
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"Could die of thirst waiting for a coffee in this cafe" One coming up...leaf or heart design? | |||
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"Could die of thirst waiting for a coffee in this cafe One coming up...leaf or heart design? "shamrocks plz | |||
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"Morning all!
Morning sami
Arfnoon Mistress, hope you are well xx
Fecking great sami "Glad to hear it | |||
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"Could die of thirst waiting for a coffee in this cafe One coming up...leaf or heart design? shamrocks plz"Nice poppy design | |||
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"What are you creating for us today sami "Hi Voddy! Comfort food today, beef casserole, with vegetables in an ale sauce, with dumplings of course | |||
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"Could die of thirst waiting for a coffee in this cafe One coming up...leaf or heart design? shamrocks plz"Awkward fecker...how many leaves does one of them have ffs | |||
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"Could die of thirst waiting for a coffee in this cafe One coming up...leaf or heart design? shamrocks plz
Nice poppy design "I can do the seeds | |||
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"What are you creating for us today sami
Hi Voddy! Comfort food today, beef casserole, with vegetables in an ale sauce, with dumplings of course "I got one of them for me tea from the reduced counter in tesco today | |||
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"Could die of thirst waiting for a coffee in this cafe One coming up...leaf or heart design? shamrocks plz
Nice poppy design
I can do the seeds "Haha! That'll do | |||
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"What are you creating for us today sami
Hi Voddy! Comfort food today, beef casserole, with vegetables in an ale sauce, with dumplings of course
I got one of them for me tea from the reduced counter in tesco today "Actually we have had some of those ready meals from Tesco, we like the lasagne and the cottage pie | |||
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"What are you creating for us today sami
Hi Voddy! Comfort food today, beef casserole, with vegetables in an ale sauce, with dumplings of course
I got one of them for me tea from the reduced counter in tesco today
Actually we have had some of those ready meals from Tesco, we like the lasagne and the cottage pie "Tesco finest I hope and not them 65p feckers | |||
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"What are you creating for us today sami
Hi Voddy! Comfort food today, beef casserole, with vegetables in an ale sauce, with dumplings of course
I got one of them for me tea from the reduced counter in tesco today
Actually we have had some of those ready meals from Tesco, we like the lasagne and the cottage pie
Tesco finest I hope and not them 65p feckers "Yes of course..only the best | |||
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"What a fecking nightmare of a evening had to rush daughter to hospital there operating in morning "Pm'd you. X | |||
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"What a fecking nightmare of a evening had to rush daughter to hospital there operating in morning "How's things today _oddy? X | |||
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"Morning Mistress Howz you? "I good sami but rushed off my feet for the coming weeks...then there's that religious festival coming up too..good but knackered x | |||
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"Morning Mistress Howz you?
I good sami but rushed off my feet for the coming weeks...then there's that religious festival coming up too..good but knackered x"It's all go, isn't it? Christmas..bah humbug! I'm glad you're well | |||
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"What a fecking nightmare of a evening had to rush daughter to hospital there operating in morning
How's things today _oddy? X"had a good ish night just back from docs had dressing changed and got stronger tabs back on Monday xx | |||
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"What a fecking nightmare of a evening had to rush daughter to hospital there operating in morning
How's things today _oddy? Xhad a good ish night just back from docs had dressing changed and got stronger tabs back on Monday xx"Aah, good luck with that, Voddy | |||
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"Morning lovelies makes lattes and poached eggs on toasts" Morning Voddy, am I in time for brekkie? Hope your daughter is ok today! | |||
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"Morning lovelies makes lattes and poached eggs on toasts Morning Voddy, am I in time for brekkie? Hope your daughter is ok today! "morning sami and mollie yes ur in time does mollie want cream in hers.madam is still zonked and I'm leaving her ican do her dressing later | |||
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"Morning lovelies makes lattes and poached eggs on toasts Morning Voddy, am I in time for brekkie? Hope your daughter is ok today! morning sami and mollie yes ur in time does mollie want cream in hers.madam is still zonked and I'm leaving her ican do her dressing later "Molly says yes please, Auntie Voddy, she's purring and trying to trip me over in the rush for breakfast! . Glad daughter is getting on ok. Are you going to watch that show tonight? Xx | |||
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"Ile watch x factor tomorrow as ile be watching bbc1 all evening and blubbering when I see the Chelsea pensiowners. Molls you mustn't trip mummy up "Aah bless them. Chucked miss Molly in the garden now, she's gone to annoy the neighbours | |||
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"Ile watch x factor tomorrow as ile be watching bbc1 all evening and blubbering when I see the Chelsea pensiowners. Molls you mustn't trip mummy up
Aah bless them. Chucked miss Molly in the garden now, she's gone to annoy the neighbours "bertie is on guard duty outside her bedroom | |||
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"Ile watch x factor tomorrow as ile be watching bbc1 all evening and blubbering when I see the Chelsea pensiowners. Molls you mustn't trip mummy up
Aah bless them. Chucked miss Molly in the garden now, she's gone to annoy the neighbours bertie is on guard duty outside her bedroom "Aah...bless lovely Bertie | |||
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"Ile watch x factor tomorrow as ile be watching bbc1 all evening and blubbering when I see the Chelsea pensiowners. Molls you mustn't trip mummy up
Aah bless them. Chucked miss Molly in the garden now, she's gone to annoy the neighbours bertie is on guard duty outside her bedroom
Aah...bless lovely Bertie "I'm watching the lord mayors show | |||
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"Ile watch x factor tomorrow as ile be watching bbc1 all evening and blubbering when I see the Chelsea pensiowners. Molls you mustn't trip mummy up
Aah bless them. Chucked miss Molly in the garden now, she's gone to annoy the neighbours bertie is on guard duty outside her bedroom
Aah...bless lovely Bertie I'm watching the lord mayors show
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"Right, Voddy, off to do some housework! Catcha later.xxx" do wish ud stop swearing sami | |||
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"Right, Voddy, off to do some housework! Catcha later.xxxdo wish ud stop swearing sami "I know! Having a lazy day today though! | |||
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"Ile watch x factor tomorrow as ile be watching bbc1 all evening and blubbering when I see the Chelsea pensiowners. Molls you mustn't trip mummy up
Aah bless them. Chucked miss Molly in the garden now, she's gone to annoy the neighbours bertie is on guard duty outside her bedroom
Aah...bless lovely Bertie I'm watching the lord mayors show
"Fecking southerners....royalty and any pomp and regalia and they are glued to the telly  | |||
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"Right, Voddy, off to do some housework! Catcha later.xxxdo wish ud stop swearing sami
I know! Having a lazy day today though! "Lucky fecker...I stopped at around 7 ish and watched Dr Who...and its nearly as bad as the shite that follows it | |||
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"Right, Voddy, off to do some housework! Catcha later.xxxdo wish ud stop swearing sami
I know! Having a lazy day today though!
Lucky fecker...I stopped at around 7 ish and watched Dr Who...and its nearly as bad as the shite that follows it
"Haha! Won't bother with Dr Who then | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true "It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob  | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob "It might be a nice rumour | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour "I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily "We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily
We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach "panto Mistress and the magic drone yes you can be the princess | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily
We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach "Yeah but you didn't see the size of his donger | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily
We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach panto Mistress and the magic drone yes you can be the princess"Fecksake they had a better one on the shopping channel yesterday....I had to put my fecking boxing gloves on to stop me ordering the fecker | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily
We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach panto Mistress and the magic drone yes you can be the princess
Fecksake they had a better one on the shopping channel yesterday....I had to put my fecking boxing gloves on to stop me ordering the fecker "passes Mistress a gold card treat yourself to a new one | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily
We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach panto Mistress and the magic drone yes you can be the princess
Fecksake they had a better one on the shopping channel yesterday....I had to put my fecking boxing gloves on to stop me ordering the fecker passes Mistress a gold card treat yourself to a new one "Nah the novelty has worn off...but that's life eh | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily
We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach panto Mistress and the magic drone yes you can be the princess
Fecksake they had a better one on the shopping channel yesterday....I had to put my fecking boxing gloves on to stop me ordering the fecker passes Mistress a gold card treat yourself to a new one
Nah the novelty has worn off...but that's life eh "used to like that magazine | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily
We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach panto Mistress and the magic drone yes you can be the princess"Doh...thank you Voddy...Princess Dronalot! | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily
We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach
Yeah but you didn't see the size of his donger "Oh I did.... | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily
We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach panto Mistress and the magic drone yes you can be the princess
Fecksake they had a better one on the shopping channel yesterday....I had to put my fecking boxing gloves on to stop me ordering the fecker "Haha! Treat yourself, it's nearly Christmas | |||
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"So Mistress is the rumour true
It fecking won't be...I deny everything before you open your fecking gob
It might be a nice rumour I thought.it was sami even nigel brayed happily
We need to get him trained up for the Christmas Nativity play, now he's finished his summer job on Blackpool beach panto Mistress and the magic drone yes you can be the princess
Fecksake they had a better one on the shopping channel yesterday....I had to put my fecking boxing gloves on to stop me ordering the fecker passes Mistress a gold card treat yourself to a new one
Nah the novelty has worn off...but that's life eh used to like that magazine "Haha! Me too | |||
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"Grrrrrr got that ruddy song in me head now" There you go
That's life (that's life) that's what people say
You're riding high in April
Shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June
I said, that's life (that's life) and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'Cause this fine old world it keeps spinnin' around
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life) I tell ya, I can't deny it
I thought of quitting, baby
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself layin' flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life) that's life
And I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothing shakin' come here this July
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die
My, my | |||
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"Grrrrrr got that ruddy song in me head now There you go
That's life (that's life) that's what people say
You're riding high in April
Shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June
I said, that's life (that's life) and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'Cause this fine old world it keeps spinnin' around
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life) I tell ya, I can't deny it
I thought of quitting, baby
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself layin' flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life) that's life
And I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothing shakin' come here this July
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die
My, my"Now I'm going to sing it, love this song! | |||
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"Grrrrrr got that ruddy song in me head now There you go
That's life (that's life) that's what people say
You're riding high in April
Shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June
I said, that's life (that's life) and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'Cause this fine old world it keeps spinnin' around
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life) I tell ya, I can't deny it
I thought of quitting, baby
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself layin' flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life) that's life
And I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothing shakin' come here this July
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die
My, my
Now I'm going to sing it, love this song! "now Bert has started | |||
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"Grrrrrr got that ruddy song in me head now There you go
That's life (that's life) that's what people say
You're riding high in April
Shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June
I said, that's life (that's life) and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'Cause this fine old world it keeps spinnin' around
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life) I tell ya, I can't deny it
I thought of quitting, baby
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself layin' flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life) that's life
And I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothing shakin' come here this July
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die
My, my
Now I'm going to sing it, love this song! now Bert has started "Molly's been howling all day, she is very demanding at the moment | |||
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"Hello "hellllllòooooooloooooooooloo | |||
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"Bert is having a bath in the sink" Haha that is funny When hubby was in the bath last night, Miss Molly got in the bathroom sink and went to sleep | |||
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"Little sod has just brought me in a mouse and dropped it next to me" Oh no...dead I hope... | |||
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"Little sod has just brought me in a mouse and dropped it next to me Oh no...dead I hope..." bertie s alive Mickley wernt though | |||
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"Little sod has just brought me in a mouse and dropped it next to me Oh no...dead I hope...bertie s alive Mickley wernt though " Worabout the mouse? | |||
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"Little sod has just brought me in a mouse and dropped it next to me Oh no...dead I hope...bertie s alive Mickley wernt though " Haha! Yes I didn't mean Bertie...bless him | |||
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"Little sod has just brought me in a mouse and dropped it next to me Oh no...dead I hope...bertie s alive Mickley wernt though Worabout the mouse? "Haha | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two "Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees! | |||
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"Afternoon Sammi. Cold here too!" Hey Iain! Long time no speak, you ok? | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees! "Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire | |||
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"Afternoon Sammi. Cold here too!" Afternoon Iain You need to get a moggie to keep you warm | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire "She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much! | |||
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"Afternoon Sammi. Cold here too! Afternoon Iain You need to get a moggie to keep you warm "Nothing like a warm pussy to keep you warm | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire
She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much! "I could do with one of them....but I'd look like cruela deville | |||
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"Afternoon Sammi. Cold here too! Afternoon Iain You need to get a moggie to keep you warm
Nothing like a warm pussy to keep you warm "Too true Sami | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire
She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much!
I could do with one of them....but I'd look like cruela deville "Me too probably and I'd get it dirty anyway, not gonna spend all day licking me fur coat clean! | |||
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"Afternoon Sammi. Cold here too! Afternoon Iain You need to get a moggie to keep you warm
Nothing like a warm pussy to keep you warm
Too true Sami " | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire
She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much!
I could do with one of them....but I'd look like cruela deville
Me too probably and I'd get it dirty anyway, not gonna spend all day licking me fur coat clean! "Feck I never thought about that...it costs fifty quid to get a leather jacket cleaned..so feck knows how much one of them would be | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire
She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much!
I could do with one of them....but I'd look like cruela deville
Me too probably and I'd get it dirty anyway, not gonna spend all day licking me fur coat clean!
Feck I never thought about that...it costs fifty quid to get a leather jacket cleaned..so feck knows how much one of them would be "Bloody Norah! You could get a new one for that! | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire
She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much!
I could do with one of them....but I'd look like cruela deville
Me too probably and I'd get it dirty anyway, not gonna spend all day licking me fur coat clean!
Feck I never thought about that...it costs fifty quid to get a leather jacket cleaned..so feck knows how much one of them would be
Bloody Norah! You could get a new one for that! "I got a new on for a tenner
What's the world coming to ffs | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire
She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much!
I could do with one of them....but I'd look like cruela deville
Me too probably and I'd get it dirty anyway, not gonna spend all day licking me fur coat clean!
Feck I never thought about that...it costs fifty quid to get a leather jacket cleaned..so feck knows how much one of them would be
Bloody Norah! You could get a new one for that!
I got a new on for a tenner
What's the world coming to ffs "Bargain! | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire
She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much!
I could do with one of them....but I'd look like cruela deville
Me too probably and I'd get it dirty anyway, not gonna spend all day licking me fur coat clean!
Feck I never thought about that...it costs fifty quid to get a leather jacket cleaned..so feck knows how much one of them would be
Bloody Norah! You could get a new one for that!
I got a new on for a tenner
What's the world coming to ffs
Bargain! "The brand new dkny was slightly dearer at 15 quid  | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire
She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much!
I could do with one of them....but I'd look like cruela deville
Me too probably and I'd get it dirty anyway, not gonna spend all day licking me fur coat clean!
Feck I never thought about that...it costs fifty quid to get a leather jacket cleaned..so feck knows how much one of them would be
Bloody Norah! You could get a new one for that!
I got a new on for a tenner
What's the world coming to ffs
Bargain!
The brand new dkny was slightly dearer at 15 quid "Crazy isn't it what you can pick up if you shop around a bit, the internet has certainly made that easier. | |||
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"Cruella de ville had dalmatian s not mollies and bertie s. Got white stuff forecast here tpnight" And the whole team is here at one go!! Afternoon Voddy! Looking a bit that way hear too! | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire
She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much!
I could do with one of them....but I'd look like cruela deville
Me too probably and I'd get it dirty anyway, not gonna spend all day licking me fur coat clean!
Feck I never thought about that...it costs fifty quid to get a leather jacket cleaned..so feck knows how much one of them would be
Bloody Norah! You could get a new one for that!
I got a new on for a tenner
What's the world coming to ffs
Bargain!
The brand new dkny was slightly dearer at 15 quid
Crazy isn't it what you can pick up if you shop around a bit, the internet has certainly made that easier. "I agree...I've got a man shoe collection now that would have given Imelda Marcos a run for her money | |||
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"Cruella de ville had dalmatian s not mollies and bertie s. Got white stuff forecast here tpnight" Aw feck not another beast from the east I hope | |||
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"Morning all.. well you two
Morning Mistress, just back from shopping, it's fecking cold, 6degrees!
Afternoon Sami...I've just got back home and it's fecking nithering...I bet Molly is sat near the fire
She's well snuggled up, mind you she has thick fur like a little polar bear, so I dont't think she feels the cold too much!
I could do with one of them....but I'd look like cruela deville
Me too probably and I'd get it dirty anyway, not gonna spend all day licking me fur coat clean!
Feck I never thought about that...it costs fifty quid to get a leather jacket cleaned..so feck knows how much one of them would be
Bloody Norah! You could get a new one for that!
I got a new on for a tenner
What's the world coming to ffs
Bargain!
The brand new dkny was slightly dearer at 15 quid
Crazy isn't it what you can pick up if you shop around a bit, the internet has certainly made that easier.
I agree...I've got a man shoe collection now that would have given Imelda Marcos a run for her money "Haha! Love it! | |||
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"Cruella de ville had dalmatian s not mollies and bertie s. Got white stuff forecast here tpnight Aw feck not another beast from the east I hope "No don't worry, locked hubby in his shed | |||
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"Cruella de ville had dalmatian s not mollies and bertie s. Got white stuff forecast here tpnight Aw feck not another beast from the east I hope
No don't worry, locked hubby in his shed "Phew | |||
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"Cruella de ville had dalmatian s not mollies and bertie s. Got white stuff forecast here tpnight Aw feck not another beast from the east I hope
No don't worry, locked hubby in his shed
Phew "He keeps nicking Molly's place in the bed...she doesn't like it!... | |||
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"Cruella de ville had dalmatian s not mollies and bertie s. Got white stuff forecast here tpnight Aw feck not another beast from the east I hope
No don't worry, locked hubby in his shed
Phew
He keeps nicking Molly's place in the bed...she doesn't like it!... "Buy a large dog bed then | |||
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"Cruella de ville had dalmatian s not mollies and bertie s. Got white stuff forecast here tpnight Aw feck not another beast from the east I hope
No don't worry, locked hubby in his shed
Phew
He keeps nicking Molly's place in the bed...she doesn't like it!...
Buy a large dog bed then "Yes he might like that...in his shed!! | |||
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"Cruella de ville had dalmatian s not mollies and bertie s. Got white stuff forecast here tpnight Aw feck not another beast from the east I hope
No don't worry, locked hubby in his shed
Phew
He keeps nicking Molly's place in the bed...she doesn't like it!...
Buy a large dog bed then
Yes he might like that...in his shed!! "Haha ..right I've got to go and brave the outside again. Catch ya later x | |||
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"Cruella de ville had dalmatian s not mollies and bertie s. Got white stuff forecast here tpnight Aw feck not another beast from the east I hope
No don't worry, locked hubby in his shed
Phew
He keeps nicking Molly's place in the bed...she doesn't like it!...
Buy a large dog bed then
Yes he might like that...in his shed!!
Haha ..right I've got to go and brave the outside again. Catch ya later x "Ok Mistress, take care, catcha later! xxx | |||
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"Hope she's got her thermal drawers on" Haha! She'll definitely need them Voddy, very cold! | |||
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"Evening all "Evening Sami.....bin waiting for some fecker to bump this for days | |||
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"Evening all "Evening all. To answer your question earlier in week, Sami, I am getting better. Flu hit me really bad, for over 8 wks; NHS don't give out Antibiotics. Plus bad side effects from 1 drug; combined effects knocked me for 6. GP able to start treating me last wk & difference in my health noticeable! | |||
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"Evening all
Evening Sami.....bin waiting for some fecker to bump this for days "I'm that fecker!... | |||
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"Evening all
Evening all. To answer your question earlier in week, Sami, I am getting better. Flu hit me really bad, for over 8 wks; NHS don't give out Antibiotics. Plus bad side effects from 1 drug; combined effects knocked me for 6.
GP able to start treating me last wk & difference in my health noticeable!"Ooh dear...hope you're on the mend now... | |||
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"Evening all
Evening all. To answer your question earlier in week, Sami, I am getting better. Flu hit me really bad, for over 8 wks; NHS don't give out Antibiotics. Plus bad side effects from 1 drug; combined effects knocked me for 6.
GP able to start treating me last wk & difference in my health noticeable!
Ooh dear...hope you're on the mend now... "Yes I am. It's been a tough 8-9 weeks. GP couldn't have been better, but his hands tied by ludicrous NHS Diktats; if he decided to ignore, in MY best interests, he could face NHS Disciplinary action. It's crazy. | |||
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"Evening all
Evening all. To answer your question earlier in week, Sami, I am getting better. Flu hit me really bad, for over 8 wks; NHS don't give out Antibiotics. Plus bad side effects from 1 drug; combined effects knocked me for 6.
GP able to start treating me last wk & difference in my health noticeable!
Ooh dear...hope you're on the mend now...
Yes I am. It's been a tough 8-9 weeks. GP couldn't have been better, but his hands tied by ludicrous NHS Diktats; if he decided to ignore, in MY best interests, he could face NHS Disciplinary action. It's crazy."NHS is crazy..having issues with my dad's treatment at the moment..scandalous | |||
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"I'm having all sorts of issues with my GP and the local NHS trust. my local hospital is in special needs that are almost at the bottom of the performance charts. I have actually given up and just sitting suffering. Will start the process again in a few weeks if I don't feel any better" Yes it's very scary Stephan, you feel like you're having to beg for something you're entitled to..basic care.. | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue "Oi what you blabbering on about now | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now"I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs"Me too,and I'm getting fat | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat"You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker! | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!"Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know"7.30* | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know"Stutus says your in bed ffs | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs"That was yesterday? Last night,FFS | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs
That was yesterday? Last night,FFS"How the feck am I to know your not still there when your status says you are | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs
That was yesterday? Last night,FFS
How the feck am I to know your not still there when your status says you are "Don't roll your eyes at me you old gibber! | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs
That was yesterday? Last night,FFS
How the feck am I to know your not still there when your status says you are
Don't roll your eyes at me you old gibber!"What the feck is a gibber ffs? I know I'm old | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs
That was yesterday? Last night,FFS
How the feck am I to know your not still there when your status says you are
Don't roll your eyes at me you old gibber!
What the feck is a gibber ffs?
I know I'm old "It's an old man who gibbers on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and....... | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs
That was yesterday? Last night,FFS
How the feck am I to know your not still there when your status says you are
Don't roll your eyes at me you old gibber!
What the feck is a gibber ffs?
I know I'm old
It's an old man who gibbers on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and......."Ah I get you....well I'm off now to chase that noisy fecking mouse out me loft | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs
That was yesterday? Last night,FFS
How the feck am I to know your not still there when your status says you are
Don't roll your eyes at me you old gibber!
What the feck is a gibber ffs?
I know I'm old
It's an old man who gibbers on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and.......
Ah I get you....well I'm off now to chase that noisy fecking mouse out me loft "Catch you later  | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs"I nicked them | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs
That was yesterday? Last night,FFS
How the feck am I to know your not still there when your status says you are
Don't roll your eyes at me you old gibber!
What the feck is a gibber ffs?
I know I'm old
It's an old man who gibbers on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and.......
Ah I get you....well I'm off now to chase that noisy fecking mouse out me loft "I'll send Miss Molly over. She's good at catching spiders | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
I nicked them "Feck is nothing safe on here | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs
That was yesterday? Last night,FFS
How the feck am I to know your not still there when your status says you are
Don't roll your eyes at me you old gibber!
What the feck is a gibber ffs?
I know I'm old
It's an old man who gibbers on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and.......
Ah I get you....well I'm off now to chase that noisy fecking mouse out me loft
I'll send Miss Molly over. She's good at catching spiders "They sound bigger than a cat  | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
I nicked them
Feck is nothing safe on here "You know me..I like to borrow stuff...Ooh just remembered..did you get your broomstick back, after Halloween.... | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs
That was yesterday? Last night,FFS
How the feck am I to know your not still there when your status says you are
Don't roll your eyes at me you old gibber!
What the feck is a gibber ffs?
I know I'm old
It's an old man who gibbers on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and.......
Ah I get you....well I'm off now to chase that noisy fecking mouse out me loft
I'll send Miss Molly over. She's good at catching spiders
They sound bigger than a cat "They are massive spiders, she just gets them in a head lock.. | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
I nicked them
Feck is nothing safe on here
You know me..I like to borrow stuff...Ooh just remembered..did you get your broomstick back, after Halloween.... "And that big strapping you asked for...where did that fecker go?  | |||
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"We are all in gods waiting room on this thread... no wonder we hardly get new faces on it...they are all shot scared of joining the queue
Oi what you blabbering on about now
I'm running out of Peter pan pills ffs
Me too,and I'm getting fat
You need to get out of bed then ye lazy fecker!
Wooooaaaaaah IV been up since 6.30 and in work for 7 I'll have you know
Stutus says your in bed ffs
That was yesterday? Last night,FFS
How the feck am I to know your not still there when your status says you are
Don't roll your eyes at me you old gibber!
What the feck is a gibber ffs?
I know I'm old
It's an old man who gibbers on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and.......
Ah I get you....well I'm off now to chase that noisy fecking mouse out me loft
I'll send Miss Molly over. She's good at catching spiders
They sound bigger than a cat
They are massive spiders, she just gets them in a head lock.. "does she eat em? | |||
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and I'm reporting the pals people I followed the guidelines correctly and I'm not being spoken to like they did | |||
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"Well the NHS have sure fecked up this time guess what madam has again and I'm reporting the pals people I followed the guidelines correctly and I'm not being spoken to like they did"I sympathise with you. PALS are ruddy useless. | |||
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