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Time to get Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This usually brings up a few laughs. Post the name of a song and put Covered in Spunk in the title.

First Time Ever I Saw Your Face Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm too sexy covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm too sexy covered in spunk"

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Teenage Dirtbag Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The show must go on covered in spunk

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I wanna hold your hand covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dance with my father again covered in spunk x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't don't you want me" covered in spunk

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Working 9-5 Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Want It All Covered In Spunk

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Dance with my father again covered in spunk x"

Kat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've Had The Time Of My Life Covered in Spunk

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By *hostheman1972Man over a year ago

tipperary

2 out of 3 aint bad covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't let the spunk go down on me xx

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By *itzhallMan over a year ago

birchington

When you're in love with a beautiful woman covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You spin me right round covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will survive covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dance with my father again covered in spunk x"

Wtf

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By *eorge n DragonCouple over a year ago

Cheshire

I'll fly with you covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I kissed a girl covered in spunk

(Yes, I really did too)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dance with my father again covered in spunk x

Kat

Sorry to much xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There's No One Quite like Grandma Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dance with my father again covered in spunk x

Wtf"

Sorry I will go to the naughty corner xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have fun mrs t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rock around the clock covered in spunk

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Tears, covered in spunk of a clown.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Succumbing to the current fad...

This Is Me Covered In Spunk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here comes Santa Claus covered in spunk xx

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By *itzhallMan over a year ago

birchington

Grandma we love you covered in spunk

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

My perfect cousin covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want you back covered in spunk xx

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Santa Claus is coming to town covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I Wanna Hold Your Hand Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grandma we love you covered in spunk

Its there's no one quite like grandma..and already done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stairway to heaven covered in spunk

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The Lady is a Tramp Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me Covered In Spunk

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

You make me feel like dancing covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The First Time I Saw Your Face Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It must be love covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Black Velvet Covered In Spunk (its a cunt to get out in a cool wash)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lady Marmalade Covered In Spunk - because we all know that's how things would end up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eleanor Rigby, covered in spunk as a man blows his beans in her hair

Life is unfair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't Stand So Close To Me Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover Covered In Spunk

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ring of fire covered in spunk

Who’s been a bad tv then? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In Da Club Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loom what you made me do covered in spunk, because who would like to see Taylor Swift get a facial?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am the resurrection covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a dream covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're Not Alone Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate myself for loving you covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd do anything for love but I won't do that covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was Woking as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5 6 7 8 covered in spunk

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By *othrockercplCouple over a year ago

Halloween Town

Pisschrist covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God is a woman covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The day we caught the train covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Common People Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Crazy Crazy Crazy Nights Covered In Spunk

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Living next door to Alice covered in spunk

Lucky girl

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By *othrockercplCouple over a year ago

Halloween Town

Cinnamon girl covered in spunk

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By *othrockercplCouple over a year ago

Halloween Town

The day I caught the train covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to ride my bicycle covered in spunk xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who wants to live forever covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus covered in spunk cx

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Back in Black Covered in Spunk

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By *itzhallMan over a year ago

birchington

Waiting for a girl like you covered in the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smiling Like a Killer Covered in Spunk

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By *othrockercplCouple over a year ago

Halloween Town

It's a kind of magic covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re off to see the Wizard covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fat bottomed girls - covered in spunk

Who wants to live forever - covered in spunk

It's a hard life - covered in spunk

In fact most of Queen's songs work

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By *imandHerNottsCouple over a year ago

North Notts

Fat bottom girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How D'ya Like Your Eggs In The Morning? Covered In Spunk

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By *rith47Man over a year ago

Erith

Suspended in Gaffa covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Banquet Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One Night In Bangkok Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bizarre Love Triangle Covered In Spunk

West End Girls Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How D'ya Like Your Eggs In The Morning? Covered In Spunk

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How D'ya Like Your Eggs In The Morning? Covered In Spunk

Ffs"
Oh C'mon I was quite proud of that one

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Fat bottom girls"

Amazes how people don’t quite get the post by the op

Anyway

Car 67 covered in spunk

Every day without you covered in spunk

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By *un4meanduMan over a year ago

STOTFOLD

We will rock you covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My old mans a dustman covered in spunk

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Walk this way covered in spunk

Norwegian wood covered in spunk

Solsbury Hill covered in spunk (from a previous thread)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When im cleaning windows covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Queens Of The Stone Age, The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Girls just wanna have fun covered in spunk xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only way is up covered in spunk xc

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Stairway To Heaven Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Incubus, Pardon Me covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God save the queen covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cats in the cradle, covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tonic, If You Could Only See covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Summer of 69, covered in spunk

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Lucky man covered in spunk

Smack my bitch up covered in spunk

Boys and girls covered in spunk

Brit pop songs before anyone asks lol

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

So here it is Merry Christmas covered in spunk

Hark the herald angels song covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Black Crowes, Hard To Handle covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Orgasm addict covered in spunk

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Slippery When Wet Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass the duchie covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erasure, A Little Respect covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brown girl in the ring covered in spunk xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lucky man covered in spunk

Smack my bitch up covered in spunk

Boys and girls covered in spunk

Brit pop songs before anyone asks lol "

Better than hymns and carols lol

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

She Bangs Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old red eyes is back covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walking on the moon covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U2, New Year’s Day covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tears For Fears, Everybody Wants To Rule The World covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nick Cave, red right hand covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus walks covered in spunk

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I wanna be adored covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rocket man covered in spunk

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By *un4meanduMan over a year ago

STOTFOLD

What's love got to do with it ,covered in spunk

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Save all your kisses for me covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 Minutes to Midnight covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tears of a clown covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Beat, How Can You Stand There covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Vaccines - Teenage Icon Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joyride covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's going to drive you home covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Starman covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fat bottomed girls covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Strokes - New York City Cops Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Echo And The Bunnymen, Lips Like Sugar covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bon jovi-living on a prayer covered on spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blondie -sundae girl covered in spunk

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Should I stay or should I go covered in spunk?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smokey -alice covered in spinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wheatus-teanage dirtbag covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fun Boy Three, Our Lips Are Sealed covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ac/dc-whole lot of Rosie covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come outside, covered in spunk.

Baby it's cold outside, covered in spunk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Outside, covered in spunk

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Dont look back in anger covered in spunk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tattooed Millionaire Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a virgin, covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Andrew in Drag covered in spunk

I touch myself covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's lost control, covered in spunk

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Does Your Covered In Spunk Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour On The Bed Post Over Night?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mercury Rev - Holes Covered in Spunk

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If You Want Me Covered In Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The firm-star trekking covered in spunk

The clash-should i stay or should I go covered in spunk

The scorpions-blackout covered in spunk

Sinead O'Connor-nothing compared to you covered in spunk

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Madness triple play:

The Prince Covered In Spunk

Uncle Sam Covered In Spunk

Baggy Trousers Covered In Spunk

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'm In Love With The Covered In Spunk Girl From The Virgin Manchester Megastore Checkout Desk

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Swords Of A Thousand Covered In Spunk Men

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Supermassive Black Hole Covered In Spunk

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Time After Time covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iron maiden best of compilation -

Can I play with madness covered in spunk

Seventh son of a seventh son covered in spunk

Run to the hills covered in spunk

The trooper covered in spunk

Flight of the ancient mariner covered in spunk

Number of the beast covered in spunk

Iron maiden covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Black Keys - Howlin for You Covered in Spunk

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Wake Up covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frank Sinatra -i did it my way covered in spunk

Nancy Sinatra-these boots were made for walking covered in spunk

Guns and roses-sweet child of mine covered in spunk

Gnr -michelle covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wake up little Suzie covered in spunk

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By *xhibcupCouple over a year ago

portsmouth

Betty Davis eyes covered in spunk.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Somehow I'll find my way home covered in spunk

It's raining men covered in spunk

I need a hero covered in spunk

Like a bat outta Hell covered in spunk

I've got a brand new combine harvester covered in spunk

Walk 500 miles covered in spunk

You'll never walk alone covered in spunk

Touch me covered in spunk

Shaduppa ya face covered in spunk

Evers so lonely covered in spunk

Life on Mars covered in spunk

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By *lex46TV/TS over a year ago

Near Wells

Ever fallen in love with someone covered in spunk.

Hersham Boys covered in spunk.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

First picture of you covered in spunk

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Take Me To Church covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IDLES - Rottweiler Covered in Spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bad English-when I see you smile covered in spunk

Bewitched-cest la vie covered in spunk

Fatboy slim-praise you covered in spunk

Spandau ballet -through the barricades covered in spunk

Phil collins-easy lover covered in spunk

The police-dont stand so close to me covered in spunk

Living in a box-living in a box covered in spunk

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

You have lost that loving feeling covered in spunk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Elvis-return to sender covered in spunk

Blue suede shoes covered in spunk

Shep covered in spunk

In the ghetto covered in spunk

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Johnny Come Home Covered In Spunk

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Brass in Pocket covered in spunk

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Orgasm Addict covered in spunk

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Sex Dwarf covered in spunk

V x

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Too Much Covered In Spunk Too Young

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could walk 500 miles covered in spunk

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Hitchin A Ride covered in spunk

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Pretty In Pink covered in spunk

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Oops Upside Your Head covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ring of fire - covered in spunk

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

She Bangs The Drum covered in spunk

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

My Love For Evermore covered in spunk

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

My old favourite

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let’s get married - covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shiny Happy People covered in spunk

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