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He’s thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What things have you done that you’re proud of. I once gave directions to a bee that was lost on the A38. He’s was heading Milton Abbot bound, when he was supposed to bee picking up some pollen from Okehampton. |
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over a year ago
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I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful"
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"I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful"
The poor cunts are probably still lost. |
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"I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful
The poor cunts are probably still lost."
My sense of direction is famously appalling |
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"I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful
The poor cunts are probably still lost.
My sense of direction is famously appalling"
I’m like that with vaginas, I can’t find the clit, even with a big neon arrow pointing at it. |
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"I often think about all the people I’ve given directions to and wonder how far they got before they realised I had no idea how to get to wherever they were going, I just wanted to look helpful
The poor cunts are probably still lost.
My sense of direction is famously appalling
I’m like that with vaginas, I can’t find the clit, even with a big neon arrow pointing at it."
You don’t have to tell me. I thought the big, neon arrow would help. How wrong I was. |
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I once chased two guys up the middle of a main road after seeing them attempt to rob a landlady of her weeks takings.....I thought I was in a tv show sprinting down the road on the phone to the police! Didn't think what I'd do if I caught up with them! Luckily an off duty officer took over the chase and they were caught in a road block a bit later!
I'd only popped out of work to get a chocolate eclair....
Peach x |
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"I once chased two guys up the middle of a main road after seeing them attempt to rob a landlady of her weeks takings.....I thought I was in a tv show sprinting down the road on the phone to the police! Didn't think what I'd do if I caught up with them! Luckily an off duty officer took over the chase and they were caught in a road block a bit later!
I'd only popped out of work to get a chocolate eclair....
Peach x"
Caught by the Peachfuzz  |
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