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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Ooh both!! I have both!!
There’s this thing about him. And her! Blimey, it’ll make you blush!
Hobnob?
Bloody hell, there’s glitter EVERYWHERE!!  "
You love my glitter |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine 
I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?"
Cookies and wine are awesome. No gossip is okay. Do you have any jokes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine
I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?
Cookies and wine are awesome. No gossip is okay. Do you have any jokes?"
I can definitely bring jokes... and snacks |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"*runs for cover....
Good evening Knitter 
Hey Ace. Did ya miss me?
Of course, like most red blooded males on here have done over the past while since you have been dormant  "
Ah shucks you've made me blush Ace |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine
I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?
Cookies and wine are awesome. No gossip is okay. Do you have any jokes?
Consider yourself in my friend. Pull up a chair
I can definitely bring jokes... and snacks "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine
I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?
Cookies and wine are awesome. No gossip is okay. Do you have any jokes?
Consider yourself in my friend. Pull up a chair
I can definitely bring jokes... and snacks "
Thanks! It might be handy if someone else could *tell* the jokes, I have a habit of laughing mid-way through and then forgetting the punchlines  |
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"I did have some malteesers
How many did you manage to stuff up yer bum though? 
That would be a terrible waste "
You need to get in touch with a certain young lady from South Wales, sharing is caring and all that  |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...
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You said glitter I already  you |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine
I love wine, but I don't have any good gossip... surely cookies don't go well with wine?
Cookies and wine are awesome. No gossip is okay. Do you have any jokes?
Consider yourself in my friend. Pull up a chair
I can definitely bring jokes... and snacks
Thanks! It might be handy if someone else could *tell* the jokes, I have a habit of laughing mid-way through and then forgetting the punchlines "
Oh my goodness I love when people laugh at their jokes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...
You said glitter I already you"
Hey, I still you from before xx |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine
I have no booze I hate you..
I am reporting this thread."
Meh you don't scare me
**throws handfuls of glitter and runs away** |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I did have some malteesers
How many did you manage to stuff up yer bum though?
That would be a terrible waste
You need to get in touch with a certain young lady from South Wales, sharing is caring and all that "
This makes me sad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine
I have no booze I hate you..
I am reporting this thread.
Meh you don't scare me
**throws handfuls of glitter and runs away** "
some like the chase..I can smell your blood....and glitter |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...
You said glitter I already you
Hey, I still you from before xx"
Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination. |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"So anyone have any good gossip or cookies? I have wine
I have no booze I hate you..
I am reporting this thread.
Meh you don't scare me
**throws handfuls of glitter and runs away**
some like the chase..I can smell your blood....and glitter"
Dude you don"t scare me. I have unicorms and a dragon on call |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...
You said glitter I already you
Hey, I still you from before xx
Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination."
.... if, by any chance, you wanted to start your domination on a slightly smaller scale... just saying, i do have plenty of wine x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So a German Shepard a Doberman and a cat died and went up to heaven.
God said to them tell me what you believe.
The German Shepard said I believe in obedience and good training so I can give perfect service.
God said, that's a good thing to believe, you may sit on my left.
The Doberman said I believe in love, I love my family and will do anything to protect them and keep them safe.
God said, love is good, you may sit on my right.
Then God turned to the cat and asked, so what do you believe?
The cat looked at God and said...
I believe you are on my chair!
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"I did have some malteesers
How many did you manage to stuff up yer bum though?
That would be a terrible waste
You need to get in touch with a certain young lady from South Wales, sharing is caring and all that
This makes me sad"
What, the fact that there might be a lack of chocolate on expulsion, or Annie Wilkes? |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...
You said glitter I already you
Hey, I still you from before xx
Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination.
.... if, by any chance, you wanted to start your domination on a slightly smaller scale... just saying, i do have plenty of wine x"
Its in the title I was planning big |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...
You said glitter I already you
Hey, I still you from before xx
Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination.
.... if, by any chance, you wanted to start your domination on a slightly smaller scale... just saying, i do have plenty of wine x
Its in the title I was planning big"
I can't argue with that |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"So a German Shepard a Doberman and a cat died and went up to heaven.
God said to them tell me what you believe.
The German Shepard said I believe in obedience and good training so I can give perfect service.
God said, that's a good thing to believe, you may sit on my left.
The Doberman said I believe in love, I love my family and will do anything to protect them and keep them safe.
God said, love is good, you may sit on my right.
Then God turned to the cat and asked, so what do you believe?
The cat looked at God and said...
I believe you are on my chair!
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Chortelled |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I did have some malteesers
How many did you manage to stuff up yer bum though?
That would be a terrible waste
You need to get in touch with a certain young lady from South Wales, sharing is caring and all that
This makes me sad
What, the fact that there might be a lack of chocolate on expulsion, or Annie Wilkes? "
Mainly expulsion  |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...
You said glitter I already you
Hey, I still you from before xx
Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination.
.... if, by any chance, you wanted to start your domination on a slightly smaller scale... just saying, i do have plenty of wine x
Its in the title I was planning big
I can't argue with that "
Fall in solider |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I have ritz crackers cheese and beer, and biodegradable edible glitter, but no gossip or jokes cos all I have to talk to is the cat and she is crap at remembering punch lines...
You said glitter I already you
Hey, I still you from before xx
Ahhhhhhhh too cute we each other. I feel ready now for world domination.
.... if, by any chance, you wanted to start your domination on a slightly smaller scale... just saying, i do have plenty of wine x
Its in the title I was planning big
I can't argue with that "
Fall in solider |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have ice cream! its freezing to cold for ice cream x
It's never too cold for salted caramel Haagen Dazs!
Omg love you
Nice pics "
Why thank you, as are yours madam! |
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