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Do you ever have random sex dreams about someone you never really found attractive, but now your dream has changed that?
I had a bloody sex dream about that Seann Walsh last night! So weird.
Hmm... |
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"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!
I couldn’t look her in the face the day after. "
Oh I hate that!
I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs |
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Years ago... Had an extremely erotic dream about Nicolas Cage (I know!! Wtf???), for weeks afterwards he seemed to pop up in every film being shown on TV and I was in a constant state of arousal due to flashbacks |
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"Years ago... Had an extremely erotic dream about Nicolas Cage (I know!! Wtf???), for weeks afterwards he seemed to pop up in every film being shown on TV and I was in a constant state of arousal due to flashbacks "
It’s a nightmare isn’t it! It’s always the random folk as well! |
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Yeah. A few weeks ago I had a dream that someone I work with (who I am not attracted to at all) was fingering me in a corridor at work. My period suddenly arrived and I bled all over him. |
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"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!
I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.
Oh I hate that!
I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs "
Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.
Some days I do wonder though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Yeah. A few weeks ago I had a dream that someone I work with (who I am not attracted to at all) was fingering me in a corridor at work. My period suddenly arrived and I bled all over him. "
Oh my god |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!
I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.
Oh I hate that!
I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs
Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.
Some days I do wonder though "
Get her pumped |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes, constantly about a much younger girl I used to work with who is in a long term relationship and has 2 small children, we barely spoke when we worked together odd |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I never have erotic sex dreams they're always a bit weird like odd circumstances or we do weird things.
One time my female friend had a massive penis and I was riding her and it got stuck
I'd love to know what a dream analyst would make of that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never have erotic sex dreams they're always a bit weird like odd circumstances or we do weird things.
One time my female friend had a massive penis and I was riding her and it got stuck
I'd love to know what a dream analyst would make of that! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!
I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.
Oh I hate that!
I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs
Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.
Some days I do wonder though
Get her pumped "
Ah she’s happily settled down with a chap called Rodney with rosey cheeks and a side parting. I think they’re for life |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!
I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.
Oh I hate that!
I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs
Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.
Some days I do wonder though
Get her pumped
Ah she’s happily settled down with a chap called Rodney with rosey cheeks and a side parting. I think they’re for life "
Heartbreaking! Could have been one to tell the kids...fucked your mum for the first time because I wanted to know if she lived up to my dream expectations |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!
I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.
Oh I hate that!
I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs
Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.
Some days I do wonder though
Get her pumped
Ah she’s happily settled down with a chap called Rodney with rosey cheeks and a side parting. I think they’re for life
Heartbreaking! Could have been one to tell the kids...fucked your mum for the first time because I wanted to know if she lived up to my dream expectations "
That’s made me giggle!
If my dad ever tries telling me about the time he and my mum....I’m gonna punch him on the nose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had the weirdest one about a girl I work with!
I couldn’t look her in the face the day after.
Oh I hate that!
I had one about an old friend about a week ago, I woke up in my half sleepy state and messaged him and told him about it! haven’t seen the guy in about five years ffs
Yeah I had to tell her in the end. It’s kinda funny now and we joke about it.
Some days I do wonder though
Get her pumped
Ah she’s happily settled down with a chap called Rodney with rosey cheeks and a side parting. I think they’re for life
Heartbreaking! Could have been one to tell the kids...fucked your mum for the first time because I wanted to know if she lived up to my dream expectations
That’s made me giggle!
If my dad ever tries telling me about the time he and my mum....I’m gonna punch him on the nose "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had to say familial as the other word is banned. Is familial even a word? Lol"
I don’t think it is, but I think I’ve worked out what you’re using that word for! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had to say familial as the other word is banned. Is familial even a word? Lol
I have no idea what you mean, I think I have an idea but...oh well "
Sean Walsh would be a big improvement |
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time?? "
Nether |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether "
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed |
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed "
Dream me wasn’t |
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether "
Think he might of been giving her the D in A test
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t "
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame "
Aha I have sex dreams all the time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!"
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it"
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them "
Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them
Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?"
It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them
Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?
It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream "
Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them
Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?
It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream
Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out "
The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them
Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?
It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream
Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out
The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh"
You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them
Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?
It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream
Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out
The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh
You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex "
Nah he looks like he could be kinky, but you’d be in control of it |
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them
Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?
It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream
Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out
The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh
You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex
Nah he looks like he could be kinky, but you’d be in control of it"
Do you think? Hmmm I’m not very good at that sort of thing tbh. But the Jeremy Kyle thing is a revelation lol |
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them
Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?
It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream
Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out
The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh
You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex
Nah he looks like he could be kinky, but you’d be in control of it
Do you think? Hmmm I’m not very good at that sort of thing tbh. But the Jeremy Kyle thing is a revelation lol"
Oh yeah definitely, looks like he could be passionate but selfish, so you’d have to show him the ropes
And how so? |
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them
Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?
It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream
Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out
The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh
You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex
Nah he looks like he could be kinky, but you’d be in control of it
Do you think? Hmmm I’m not very good at that sort of thing tbh. But the Jeremy Kyle thing is a revelation lol
Oh yeah definitely, looks like he could be passionate but selfish, so you’d have to show him the ropes
And how so?"
Awww thank you
I sort of thought that Kyle wouldn’t be kinky at all. You know quite conservative in his erm...tastes? |
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"I had one about Jeremy Kyle which has shown him in a whole new light
Did he do something awful with the lie detector or just shout the whole time??
Nether
Well quite frankly I’m disappointed
Dream me wasn’t
Oh really? Makes mine about a woman I work with seem tame
Aha I have sex dreams all the time!
There’s nothing quite like a good sex dream, unless you have to see the person in real life, awkward doesn’t seem to cover it
I don’t tend to ever get embarrassed so I’m (usually) more than happy to explain why I’m a bit flushed when seeing them
Hahaha - it’s it the classic ‘I’ve imagined you naked’ or ‘we’ve fucked....in my head’ whilst smiling and tapping your temples?
It’s just ‘oh I had a dream about you!’ - everyone can guess what kind of dream. I don’t give details unless they ask, or it was a proper freaky sex dream
Proper freaky sex dream. Shaun Walsh or Jeremy Kyle watch out
The Jeremy Kyle was more exciting. Was just oral with Seann Walsh
You’d look at Sean Walsh and say yep dull sex
Nah he looks like he could be kinky, but you’d be in control of it
Do you think? Hmmm I’m not very good at that sort of thing tbh. But the Jeremy Kyle thing is a revelation lol
Oh yeah definitely, looks like he could be passionate but selfish, so you’d have to show him the ropes
And how so?
Awww thank you
I sort of thought that Kyle wouldn’t be kinky at all. You know quite conservative in his erm...tastes?"
He was a good dream fuck |
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