When a guy/girl/couple message you wanting a meet NOW.
Do they
A) Think your set in your best lingerie, face full of makeup and getting in and out the shower, just incase you get "the" message
B) Think your going to meet them dressed in your pjama's, hair a mess, no makeup and probley not had a shower since this morning |
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"When a guy/girl/couple message you wanting a meet NOW.
Do they
A) Think your set in your best lingerie, face full of makeup and getting in and out the shower, just incase you get "the" message
B) Think your going to meet them dressed in your pjama's, hair a mess, no makeup and probley not had a shower since this morning"
A...
Now doesn't usually mean in 30mins. Well, not often |
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"When a guy/girl/couple message you wanting a meet NOW.
Do they
A) Think your set in your best lingerie, face full of makeup and getting in and out the shower, just incase you get "the" message
B) Think your going to meet them dressed in your pjama's, hair a mess, no makeup and probley not had a shower since this morning"
B, you sexy beast.
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Oh and i forgot, yuo have to have your magic carpet ready to fly to the meet.
I shall paraphrase a pm i just got so i dont get told off.
Hi, ive just arrived in the city and im an hour early to meet my mates can you meet me now |
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"Oh and i forgot, yuo have to have your magic carpet ready to fly to the meet.
I shall paraphrase a pm i just got so i dont get told off.
Hi, ive just arrived in the city and im an hour early to meet my mates can you meet me now"
any good at paraphrasing "well you can f*ck right off?" |
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"Oh and i forgot, yuo have to have your magic carpet ready to fly to the meet.
I shall paraphrase a pm i just got so i dont get told off.
Hi, ive just arrived in the city and im an hour early to meet my mates can you meet me now"
i hope you told him 'yes' |
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Lol, so what are you doing typing in here. Get a move on you only have an hour to get there. Don't bother with small talk or foreplay, just shag before he goes on his night out. Jeez some people!! |
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"Oh and i forgot, yuo have to have your magic carpet ready to fly to the meet.
I shall paraphrase a pm i just got so i dont get told off.
Hi, ive just arrived in the city and im an hour early to meet my mates can you meet me now"
Used to get them all the time. Give them the full treatment, tell them what you want, even down to last detail of how you want to win the lottery and that there is more chance of winning that, than winning a place inside your apple catchers |
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"Oh and i forgot, yuo have to have your magic carpet ready to fly to the meet.
I shall paraphrase a pm i just got so i dont get told off.
Hi, ive just arrived in the city and im an hour early to meet my mates can you meet me now
Used to get them all the time. Give them the full treatment, tell them what you want, even down to last detail of how you want to win the lottery and that there is more chance of winning that, than winning a place inside your apple catchers"
Bramley's? |
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I tend to wake up around 3am and I log onto fab. I tend to get messages saying 'do you want me to come over now'. Usually I ignore them, sometimes I message back saying 'don't be so utterly ridiculous' |
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"I tend to wake up around 3am and I log onto fab. I tend to get messages saying 'do you want me to come over now'. Usually I ignore them, sometimes I message back saying 'don't be so utterly ridiculous'"
sorry, i think that is so funny
bet they think they feel like they have been sent to bed by matron |
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"Oh and i forgot, yuo have to have your magic carpet ready to fly to the meet.
I shall paraphrase a pm i just got so i dont get told off.
Hi, ive just arrived in the city and im an hour early to meet my mates can you meet me now
Used to get them all the time. Give them the full treatment, tell them what you want, even down to last detail of how you want to win the lottery and that there is more chance of winning that, than winning a place inside your apple catchers
Bramley's? "
Never looked at what their names were  |
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