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I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss. |
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"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss."
Shouldn't laugh as it's a serious issue but can't help thinking about step brothers! |
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over a year ago
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I was in the shower and I put a feminine wash on my face. It was next to my facial wash, I didn't see what I grabbed first. Only the scent made me realise what I've done  |
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"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.
Shouldn't laugh as it's a serious issue but can't help thinking about step brothers!"
Step brothers ? |
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"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.
Shouldn't laugh as it's a serious issue but can't help thinking about step brothers!
Step brothers ?"
YouTube step brothers sleepwalking scene |
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"I uploaded some naughty pics to facebook instead of fab 
No! "
Yes! Good job they weren't the graphic type lol..it was still embarrassing enough though lol |
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"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.
Shouldn't laugh as it's a serious issue but can't help thinking about step brothers!
Step brothers ?
YouTube step brothers sleepwalking scene"
Not heard that 1 I'll check it out |
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over a year ago
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My usual 1 is to put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cereal cupboard, also the kettle water on my cereal and once fell asleep perched on a metal fence at a Macdonalds walk through. |
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"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss."
Is it like you're tipsy all the time? When you're reallllly tired. Like lovey. |
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A few weeks ago I made myself a coffee and sat on the sofa about to drink it when I thought "Why is there a bottle of milk on the coffee table"? I retrieved my cup of coffee from the fridge and put the milk back |
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"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.
Is it like you're tipsy all the time? When you're reallllly tired. Like lovey. "
No not really. Thing can look like they are moving when they aren't or have a glow to them. If I've been sleep walking I never realise till I see what I've done and I realise it wasn't a dream. |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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"...when I sat on the toilet once, I reached round to try and put a seat belt on.
What stupid things have you done when you’ve been tired ?
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I often have high octane poos so my toilet is fitted with a seat belt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I suffer with insomnia and regularly go days without sleep. When it's really bad like 5 nights on the trot when I do sleep I sleep walk. I've done some unbelievable things. Taken tablets. Hide my car keys. Hide my glasses wallet even tried to cook. It really is bizarre and I only remember or realise what I've done when I see it. I must say my car keys and glasses in the freezer was special. 4 hours late for work and try explaining that to your boss.
Is it like you're tipsy all the time? When you're reallllly tired. Like lovey.
No not really. Thing can look like they are moving when they aren't or have a glow to them. If I've been sleep walking I never realise till I see what I've done and I realise it wasn't a dream."
Scary.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got into th back seat of my car when I was meant to be driving
What about the bubble bath in the freezer ?  "
That was a genuine accident, not because I was tired |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ha Jez this is 25 yrs ago,but whilst out on tic tacs with the Reserves,we had set up an ambush site waiting for our foe..We were hanging tired,2 nights of little sleep,it's our last day, it's November,cold & foggy.After hrs of waiting we saw the 1st man in uniform go passed,followed a few metres behind by two other shapes so we let loose with every flashbang,gustav,Fal's we had..Result was the officer in front waving his arms,leaping up & down in a frenzy  He was escorting 2 American tourists off the range  Jesus it was funny and we got some rollocking  Jez the poor yanks jumped |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crashed out, woke up in a panic thinking i was late for work. Took a taxi across the city i lived in. Place was empty....itbwas then i realised itbwas only 2 hours later lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago I fell asleep giving my ex a blowjob 
We had been at it all weekend tho and by Sunday night I'd been awake for about 36 hours and I don't remember falling asleep but woke up with his cock in my mouth |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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"Fell asleep standing  "
Ooooooooh I did that in work too! Was on a training course, the trainer was a really nice German guy who knew his stuff inside out but had SUCH a monotonous voice I dozed off standing up staggered into the bloke stood next to me who said "You ok there??" I styled it out lol and told him afterwards what had really happened  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fell asleep mid wank, woke up with limp cock in hand.
Bet he was disappointed  "
I made it up to him later, by sucking his balls while humming ‘Celebration’ by Kool and the Gang. |
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I woke up in the taxi home from work late one night to see a red traffic signal. I scambled around in panic and horror trying to apply the emergency brake. Only to realise I was now in a car and I wasn't driving it. For that split second I was genuinly the most scared I've been for a long time. |
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