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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

need to find my inner sexiness. It's flown the nest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s there ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"need to find my inner sexiness. It's flown the nest!"

It landed here. Come and pick it up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it's probably gone on holiday with mine

i hope they have a fab time, get a bit of sun on their backs, chill their beans and come back raring to go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"need to find my inner sexiness. It's flown the nest!

It landed here. Come and pick it up...

Oh smooth

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By *impleSailorMan over a year ago

the moon

"need to find my inner sexiness. It's flown the nest!"

Well your outer sexiness has definitely not disappeared anywhere x

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It’s there ...

Where I can't find it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s there ...

Where I can't find it?"

I see it I see it

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm going shopping soon maybe I left it in town.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check the Harvester...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It might be hibernating

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By *ik MMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"need to find my inner sexiness. It's flown the nest!"

If you left it in Manchester please come back soon and I’ll help you look for it

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"it's probably gone on holiday with mine

i hope they have a fab time, get a bit of sun on their backs, chill their beans and come back raring to go again

They're probably having a bi MMF with mine wherever they are...bastards!!

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By *irty RascalMan over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Mines being ignored, I think it’s paranoia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It will be in there somewhere. Just needs teased out

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By *irty RascalMan over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Is nobody listening to me

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Check the Harvester...

Oh yeah good idea maybe I left it behind the bar!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bugger me it's freezing out there I need my big knickers on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm twice as horny at the mo. Does that count? If so feel free to take a bit of my horn inside you.

Hmm that didn't quite come out how I'd intended

Good luck on your quest Ignite. It's probably just in your pocket. That's where anything my ex had lost always turned up

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"need to find my inner sexiness. It's flown the nest!"

It's waiting for your Prince to come

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"need to find my inner sexiness. It's flown the nest!

It's waiting for your Prince to come

I fear he may never turn up Frisky,I fear I may die without finding my ever true one love.

On a brighter note I have wine to dull my heartache.

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Have you checked down the back of the sofa?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Reading between the lines it would appear mine has too ....

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have you checked down the back of the sofa?"

One min...

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

Write down a sex to-do list, things tat you have always wanted to do, things that will safety push your boundaries. Imagaine these things happening in your head as you masturbate. Then go out there and make these things happen for real. Re-light your sexual energy

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

"Write down a sex to-do list, things tat you have always wanted to do, things that will safety push your boundaries. Imagaine these things happening in your head as you masturbate. Then go out there and make these things happen for real. Re-light your sexual energy"

I wrote this too quickly

Ignore the spelling mistakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The clocks havn't even gone back yet and Im feeling the sinking of the dark nights. We need some sort of carnal, riotous lust filled fire worshipping celebration.

Roll on bonfire night at the rugby club

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"need to find my inner sexiness. It's flown the nest!"

It just needs winkling out. Chief winkler here.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think it's going to take more than that,writing a list sounds like effort.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The clocks havn't even gone back yet and Im feeling the sinking of the dark nights. We need some sort of carnal, riotous lust filled fire worshipping celebration.

Roll on bonfire night at the rugby club

Now where's that Rugby club of yours again?!

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By *angtidy42Couple over a year ago

Redditch

Tracey and I would like to help you refind it.

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"need to find my inner sexiness. It's flown the nest!"

On the up side, your outer sexiness is alive and well and doing its thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The clocks havn't even gone back yet and Im feeling the sinking of the dark nights. We need some sort of carnal, riotous lust filled fire worshipping celebration.

Roll on bonfire night at the rugby club

Now where's that Rugby club of yours again?!"

Within crawling distance

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Have you checked down the back of the sofa?

One min..."

No? Oh well was worth a try.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mojo fucked of ages ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It may have buggered off with my outter version. Had enough of looking like a potato now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It may have buggered off with my outter version. Had enough of looking like a potato now

One T.... sorry,I any help it,it's OCD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It may have buggered off with my outter version. Had enough of looking like a potato now

One T.... sorry,I any help it,it's OCD"

But "inner" is a double N ?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have you checked down the back of the sofa?

One min...

No? Oh well was worth a try."

No,but I found lots of other stuff I'd lost down there so thanks for the advice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It may have buggered off with my outter version. Had enough of looking like a potato now

One T.... sorry,I any help it,it's OCD

But "inner" is a double N ?"

Haha sorry... Not concentrating today and potato fingers are hard to negotiate too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It may have buggered off with my outter version. Had enough of looking like a potato now

One T.... sorry,I any help it,it's OCD

But "inner" is a double N ?

Haha sorry... Not concentrating today and potato fingers are hard to negotiate too

And I hate grammar police,slap me if it happens again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It may have buggered off with my outter version. Had enough of looking like a potato now

One T.... sorry,I any help it,it's OCD

But "inner" is a double N ?

Haha sorry... Not concentrating today and potato fingers are hard to negotiate too

And I hate grammar police,slap me if it happens again"

With anything or anywhere in particular?

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

"Bugger me it's freezing out there I need my big knickers on."

Did it get lost in them last time you wore your big knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It may have buggered off with my outter version. Had enough of looking like a potato now

One T.... sorry,I any help it,it's OCD

But "inner" is a double N ?

Haha sorry... Not concentrating today and potato fingers are hard to negotiate too

And I hate grammar police,slap me if it happens again

With anything or anywhere in particular?

I big fish on my fat hairy ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It may have buggered off with my outter version. Had enough of looking like a potato now

One T.... sorry,I any help it,it's OCD

But "inner" is a double N ?

Haha sorry... Not concentrating today and potato fingers are hard to negotiate too

And I hate grammar police,slap me if it happens again

With anything or anywhere in particular?

I big fish on my fat hairy ass "

Deal!! I will be keeping my eye on you in future!

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

I think it's going to take more than that,writing a list sounds like effort."

Sounds like it would be a long list then

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