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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
  
Tut tut you bellend  "
You're not fucking helping - I need sympathy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
Tut tut you bellend
You're not fucking helping - I need sympathy!!! "
Awwwwwwww didums cum here and dash will give you a big sqeeeeeeeeeeze |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be honest with them and send the updated version. I’d much rather see someone do that than look at a poor version. Good luck!!"
 yeah, I wouldn't stress. Just ask them to disregard. As long as it's just typos etc and not made up jobs  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
Tut tut you bellend
You're not fucking helping - I need sympathy!!!
Awwwwwwww didums cum here and dash will give you a big sqeeeeeeeeeeze "
And stroke my hair???  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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Send the better one with an apt cover letter explaining this faux pas, ASAP and with a straight face demonstrate the ability, that you have of damage limitation, by not getting flustered; as if you were a journalist giving an up to date report, that replaced the earlier one
Employers get CVs all the time, maybe it will work. As a can do attitude is always a good talent to have.
Good luck.
Sometimes these ideas of mine work... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
Tut tut you bellend
You're not fucking helping - I need sympathy!!!
Awwwwwwww didums cum here and dash will give you a big sqeeeeeeeeeeze
And stroke my hair??? "
Of course,and tweek you're nipp.......sorry,carried away |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Be honest with them and send the updated version. I’d much rather see someone do that than look at a poor version. Good luck!!
yeah, I wouldn't stress. Just ask them to disregard. As long as it's just typos etc and not made up jobs "
Yeah, it was just the intro para, tailored to the specific contract with my newly acquired soft skills vocabulary lol!  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
Tut tut you bellend
You're not fucking helping - I need sympathy!!!
Awwwwwwww didums cum here and dash will give you a big sqeeeeeeeeeeze
And stroke my hair???
Of course,and tweek you're nipp.......sorry,carried away"
Hahaha, want me to jiggle them in your face??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
Tut tut you bellend
You're not fucking helping - I need sympathy!!!
Awwwwwwww didums cum here and dash will give you a big sqeeeeeeeeeeze
And stroke my hair???
Of course,and tweek you're nipp.......sorry,carried away
Hahaha, want me to jiggle them in your face?? "
Stop it,iv got an erection now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be honest with them and send the updated version. I’d much rather see someone do that than look at a poor version. Good luck!!
yeah, I wouldn't stress. Just ask them to disregard. As long as it's just typos etc and not made up jobs
Yeah, it was just the intro para, tailored to the specific contract with my newly acquired soft skills vocabulary lol! "
No prob then I'm sure! Good luck! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Send the better one with an apt cover letter explaining this faux pas, ASAP and with a straight face demonstrate the ability, that you have of damage limitation, by not getting flustered; as if you were a journalist giving an up to date report, that replaced the earlier one
Employers get CVs all the time, maybe it will work. As a can do attitude is always a good talent to have.
Good luck.
Sometimes these ideas of mine work..."
Yes, I've just demonstrated my honesty and ability to troubleshoot, problem solve and think on my feet haha!
I shan't expect an interview any time soon mind you.... |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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Think of it this way, most companies now use software that seeks key words and such, likelihood is the one that hasn't been adjusted will likely be unread and automatically discarded. And if it is read it shows that you have done your research on the company and adjusted to fit the company needs
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
Tut tut you bellend
You're not fucking helping - I need sympathy!!!
Awwwwwwww didums cum here and dash will give you a big sqeeeeeeeeeeze
And stroke my hair???
Of course,and tweek you're nipp.......sorry,carried away
Hahaha, want me to jiggle them in your face??
Stop it,iv got an erection now"
Pic or it never happened.....  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Think of it this way, most companies now use software that seeks key words and such, likelihood is the one that hasn't been adjusted will likely be unread and automatically discarded. And if it is read it shows that you have done your research on the company and adjusted to fit the company needs
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All the new words were in there already, just not necessarily with their letters in the correct order haha! |
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"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
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Theoretically they would be correct not to employ you as you could have made that school girl error whilst in their employment , if the doozy is as grand as you suggest a simple avoidable fuck up like miss sending an email could cost them millions?
That said I fuck up more than most , mainly because I can afford to and I love taking alternative routes
But in employment ,mis sending an email could be disastrous and as such you should have a robust process in place to avoid such errors xxx
All that said , I make more fuck ups than most , and you genuinely have my deepest sympathies, and that's genuine x |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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"Think of it this way, most companies now use software that seeks key words and such, likelihood is the one that hasn't been adjusted will likely be unread and automatically discarded. And if it is read it shows that you have done your research on the company and adjusted to fit the company needs
All the new words were in there already, just not necessarily with their letters in the correct order haha! "
the software seeks the words, mistypes usually mean it's automatically discarded, I wouldn't sweat it the new one will be in the right pile |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
Theoretically they would be correct not to employ you as you could have made that school girl error whilst in their employment , if the doozy is as grand as you suggest a simple avoidable fuck up like miss sending an email could cost them millions?
That said I fuck up more than most , mainly because I can afford to and I love taking alternative routes
But in employment ,mis sending an email could be disastrous and as such you should have a robust process in place to avoid such errors xxx
All that said , I make more fuck ups than most , and you genuinely have my deepest sympathies, and that's genuine x"
Yeah, it's a fairly pathetic error, though there would be little risk in the contract concerned....never mind, on onwards and upwards! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Still ..at least you didn't send them a lingerie pic or the one with the big football...did you x"
No, it could've been a lot worse!! I once sent 1000 clients of mine a reply meant for a girlfriend asking how my lovelife was! I said 'Nothing but a bunch of toyboys, haven't had it in weeks!'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still ..at least you didn't send them a lingerie pic or the one with the big football...did you x"
Hey that's not a bad idea, We'd give you the job straight away |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Did you try and recall email? They may not have opened it?"
It was via a recruitment website......I withdrew the application, but then it would not let me re-apply, so I had to email and confess.
If it's not to be it's not, there'll be something better, it was a bit of a punt anyway. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Still ..at least you didn't send them a lingerie pic or the one with the big football...did you xHey that's not a bad idea, We'd give you the job straight away "
Actually the pic I sent was taken on a meet haha! But I was looking very demure, don't worry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a carer really...... 
Or maybe a secretary, my favourite was an infallible proof reader!
This thread is funny, sorry
Not entirely sure the education department has a sense of humour!  "
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"ahh well you just proved that you are a human being to them, send the correct one asap with an apology attached. It will get you noticed at any rate"
Exactly, I always did find a way to stand out from the crowd lol! |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
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Sorry, but I just genuinely burst out laughing!
Doesn't help I know but I could just imagine receiving such a CV |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just adapted my CV for a doozy of a contract, and sent the draft by mistake - the uncorrected one full of typos!!!! Aaaargh!!!!
Sorry, but I just genuinely burst out laughing!
Doesn't help I know but I could just imagine receiving such a CV "
I should use software with a spellchecker lol! |
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"ahh well you just proved that you are a human being to them, send the correct one asap with an apology attached. It will get you noticed at any rate"
Actually I agree, however
Many serious errors occur because we are human where should a line of responsibility and culpability be drawn ?
What is a line between human error and negligence , if for example a human error lead to your personal details being emailed to the world ?
What prevents a human error , luck or diligence?
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"ahh well you just proved that you are a human being to them, send the correct one asap with an apology attached. It will get you noticed at any rate
Actually I agree, however
Many serious errors occur because we are human where should a line of responsibility and culpability be drawn ?
What is a line between human error and negligence , if for example a human error lead to your personal details being emailed to the world ?
What prevents a human error , luck or diligence?
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The right systems.
And definitely not putting post-menopausal creatives in charge of managing the sensitive data! |
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