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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

The Fab Lounge Bar is open again!..If anyone fancies a drink or a tea or coffee all are welcome and will also take music requests for the jukebox..Its happy hour from now until 7pm and the new dance floor is open also!

Can i get anyone a drink?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can i have a g&t please ..plenty of ice

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By *angtidy42Couple  over a year ago

Redditch

Cup of tea here please as iv got work tonight.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice? "

Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..

Have you any requests for the jukebox?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can i have a g&t please ..plenty of ice "

Afternoon kinky bird..One G&T with plenty of ice coming right up...

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..

Have you any requests for the jukebox?"

Yes please ... a bit of Rick Astley the of my life

Cheers!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Cup of tea here please as iv got work tonight. "

Cup of tea and a selection of biscuits coming right up bangtidy..Hope you have a good night at work.

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..

Have you any requests for the jukebox?

Yes please ... a bit of Rick Astley the of my life

Cheers! "

He’s playing Hull tonight. I can see the venue from my office window. Don’t know if he’s in there doing a sound check yet.

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull

Afternoon OP could I trouble you for a Woo woo please? Feeling like a cocktail or three today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

4 bottles of jd

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..

Have you any requests for the jukebox?

Yes please ... a bit of Rick Astley the of my life

Cheers! "

Rick Astley - Never goona give you up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Can i have the next dance babs?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..

Have you any requests for the jukebox?

Yes please ... a bit of Rick Astley the of my life

Cheers!

He’s playing Hull tonight. I can see the venue from my office window. Don’t know if he’s in there doing a sound check yet. "

Send me your address, I’m on my way! I’ve seen him 4 times over the last year ... it’s never enough. I met him this year as well *swoon*.

Record him for me pleeeeeeeeease

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Hello please may I have a Gordon’s with ice?

Welcome Babs..my first customer this evening!..One Gordons with Ice coming right up..

Have you any requests for the jukebox?

Yes please ... a bit of Rick Astley the of my life

Cheers!

Rick Astley - Never goona give you up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Can i have the next dance babs?"

I love dancing. Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love a double (it's been a tough week) Bacardi & diet cola please

Could I have Dancing Queen by Abba on the jukebox please

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple  over a year ago

Planet Ork

Would love a Rum & cola but I’m driving tonight. Can you put some Duran Duran on the jukebox though!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Afternoon OP could I trouble you for a Woo woo please? Feeling like a cocktail or three today "

Good Afternoon Miss SJ..One cocktail coming right up..woo woo!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"4 bottles of jd"

Afternoon Pull..4 bottles of JD coming right up..Have you had a tough day?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'd love a double (it's been a tough week) Bacardi & diet cola please

Could I have Dancing Queen by Abba on the jukebox please "

One double Barcardi and diet cola coming right up libertyred..Hope you have a great weekend.

Abba - Dancing Queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

Should get a few customers on the dance floor!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Would love a Rum & cola but I’m driving tonight. Can you put some Duran Duran on the jukebox though!"

Shame you cant have a drink tonight

but will bring you a lovely cup of tea.

Duran Duran - Rio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTizYn3-QN0

Love the video for this song!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"4 bottles of jd

Afternoon Pull..4 bottles of JD coming right up..Have you had a tough day?"

like you wouldnt believe lost 11k due to indecisive idiot numptys

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Glass of wine please, just leave the bottle on the bar.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Malbec - bottle... please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Glass of wine please, just leave the bottle on the bar. "

Good afternoon NSA Chick..One bottle of

Spanish Rioja coming right up...Any requests for the jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Fab Lounge Bar is open again!..If anyone fancies a drink or a tea or coffee all are welcome and will also take music requests for the jukebox..Its happy hour from now until 7pm and the new dance floor is open also!

Can i get anyone a drink?"

Ooooh g'wan then OP! I'll have a Cap'n Morgans Spiced and ginger beer please And can I request The Jacksons, I Want You Back as well please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Malbec - bottle... please "

Bottle of Argentinian Malbec coming right up Polarbear...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"4 bottles of jd

Afternoon Pull..4 bottles of JD coming right up..Have you had a tough day?like you wouldnt believe lost 11k due to indecisive idiot numptys "

sorry to read that.Hopefully next week will be better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Malbec - bottle... please

Bottle of Argentinian Malbec coming right up Polarbear..."

Cheers barkeep - much appreciated

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The Fab Lounge Bar is open again!..If anyone fancies a drink or a tea or coffee all are welcome and will also take music requests for the jukebox..Its happy hour from now until 7pm and the new dance floor is open also!

Can i get anyone a drink?

Ooooh g'wan then OP! I'll have a Cap'n Morgans Spiced and ginger beer please And can I request The Jacksons, I Want You Back as well please? "

Afternoon georgie..One Captain Morgains spiced and ginger beer coming right up and love the jukebox request also..

The Jacksons - I want you back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjSOgYt2jis

Soul Train was a great show back in the day..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Fab Lounge Bar is open again!..If anyone fancies a drink or a tea or coffee all are welcome and will also take music requests for the jukebox..Its happy hour from now until 7pm and the new dance floor is open also!

Can i get anyone a drink?

Ooooh g'wan then OP! I'll have a Cap'n Morgans Spiced and ginger beer please And can I request The Jacksons, I Want You Back as well please?

Afternoon georgie..One Captain Morgains spiced and ginger beer coming right up and love the jukebox request also..

The Jacksons - I want you back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjSOgYt2jis

Soul Train was a great show back in the day.."

Nice one Barkeep!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a large glass of white wine please.

And earth wind and fire with fantasy on the jukebox x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The Fab Lounge Bar is open again!..If anyone fancies a drink or a tea or coffee all are welcome and will also take music requests for the jukebox..Its happy hour from now until 7pm and the new dance floor is open also!

Can i get anyone a drink?

Ooooh g'wan then OP! I'll have a Cap'n Morgans Spiced and ginger beer please And can I request The Jacksons, I Want You Back as well please?

Afternoon georgie..One Captain Morgains spiced and ginger beer coming right up and love the jukebox request also..

The Jacksons - I want you back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjSOgYt2jis

Soul Train was a great show back in the day..

Nice one Barkeep! "

you're welcome mate...

Anyone else fancy another drink or a top up?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have a large glass of white wine please.

And earth wind and fire with fantasy on the jukebox x "

Good afternoon Angie..One large glass of white wine cup coming up x...

Earth Wind and Fire - Fantasy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0CVoFsUhC4

Loving the funky jukebox requests tonight..

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Can I have something cold that doesn’t taste like flour and water mixed?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Afternoon everyone xx

Please may I have an amaretto with plenty of ice?

Re the jukebox, anything 80’s please..

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Can I have something cold that doesn’t taste like flour and water mixed?"

Oh damm forgot notallowed anything but water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pink Gin please sir x

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By *unaBelleWoman  over a year ago

Near the big road

Please may I have a G&T?

Slingsby with elderflower tonic, slither of orange peel over ice.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have something cold that doesn’t taste like flour and water mixed?"

Good afternoon Stellaheels..Would you like a nice cold bottle of Spanish San Miguel beer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry, we've cranked up the heating and having pink gin and crisp cold lager. But struggling for something to watch on the box.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Afternoon everyone xx

Please may I have an amaretto with plenty of ice?

Re the jukebox, anything 80’s please.."

Good Afternoon Fuzzy Navel..One Amaretto with plenty of ice coming right up..Hope you like my jukebox selction!

Human League - Dont you want me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Pink Gin please sir x"

Good afternoon KittyKat..One Pink Gin coming right up...

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Stockport

Prosecco please x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Please may I have a G&T?

Slingsby with elderflower tonic, slither of orange peel over ice. "

Good Afternoon LunaBelle..One G&T as requested coming right up...Any requests for the jukebox?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Sorry, we've cranked up the heating and having pink gin and crisp cold lager. But struggling for something to watch on the box. "

One Pink Gin and a crisp cold larger coming right up...I'm watching the rest of Better Call Saul on Netflix later tonight..I think you'd both enjoy it...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Prosecco please x"

Good afternoon Cheeky..One Prosecco coming right up x...

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By *unaBelleWoman  over a year ago

Near the big road


"Please may I have a G&T?

Slingsby with elderflower tonic, slither of orange peel over ice.

Good Afternoon LunaBelle..One G&T as requested coming right up...Any requests for the jukebox?"

Oh something upbeat.

Kylie. Better the devil you know

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Please may I have a G&T?

Slingsby with elderflower tonic, slither of orange peel over ice.

Good Afternoon LunaBelle..One G&T as requested coming right up...Any requests for the jukebox?

Oh something upbeat.

Kylie. Better the devil you know "

Great choice!

Kylie Minogue - Better the devil you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd0sjEYaUdE

Found this Top of the pops performance from 1980!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Can i get anyone else a drink before the end of happy hour?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i get anyone else a drink before the end of happy hour? "

Give me big fuck off whiskey right now!! Stress levels are high.....ta

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can i get anyone else a drink before the end of happy hour?

Give me big fuck off whiskey right now!! Stress levels are high.....ta"

One very large whisky coming up quickly!

Sounds like you had a stressful day?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd better make it just ginger beer now Ash. I need to be up early tomorrow. But keeping with The Soultrain vibe, howsabout some Bobby Womack, Across 110th Street? https://youtu.be/KtzRJgZG98I (Jackie Brown full starting credits version)

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'd better make it just ginger beer now Ash. I need to be up early tomorrow. But keeping with The Soultrain vibe, howsabout some Bobby Womack, Across 110th Street? https://youtu.be/KtzRJgZG98I (Jackie Brown full starting credits version)"

One Ginger beer coming up georgie..

I Don't want you to get up late tomorrow!

Bobby Womack - Across 110th street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOg_8hCC4u4

Happy hour is now over!..I'll still be here serving until 8 pm...

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

One large Grey Goose and tonic, if you please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strawberry and pomegranate cider with a shot of vodka please barman and one for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Black Russian good sir

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"One large Grey Goose and tonic, if you please."

One large vodka grey goose and tonic coming right up sir...I like your costume!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Strawberry and pomegranate cider with a shot of vodka please barman and one for you xx"

One cider with a shot of vodka coming right up and I'll join you for one also thank you xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Black Russian good sir"

One Black Russian cocktail coming right up Irrepressible...

Any requests for the jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberry and pomegranate cider with a shot of vodka please barman and one for you xx

One cider with a shot of vodka coming right up and I'll join you for one also thank you xx"

Wanna share some nuts xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Strawberry and pomegranate cider with a shot of vodka please barman and one for you xx

One cider with a shot of vodka coming right up and I'll join you for one also thank you xx

Wanna share some nuts xx"

would love to share your nuts thank you..I was starting to get a bit peckish! xx

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Stockport


"Prosecco please x

Good afternoon Cheeky..One Prosecco coming right up x..."

Why thank you kind man x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberry and pomegranate cider with a shot of vodka please barman and one for you xx

One cider with a shot of vodka coming right up and I'll join you for one also thank you xx

Wanna share some nuts xx

would love to share your nuts thank you..I was starting to get a bit peckish! xx"

Your very welcome and thank you for the drink xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i get anyone else a drink before the end of happy hour?

Give me big fuck off whiskey right now!! Stress levels are high.....ta

One very large whisky coming up quickly!

Sounds like you had a stressful day?"

Yeah mate,major stress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Long smooth Baileys and a lovely lady to share with please xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a very large glass of prosecco please

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Large glass of chilled Premier Cru Challis.

Leave the bottle

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Prosecco please x

Good afternoon Cheeky..One Prosecco coming right up x...

Why thank you kind man x "

You're very welcome..fancy another Proseco? x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can i get anyone else a drink before the end of happy hour?

Give me big fuck off whiskey right now!! Stress levels are high.....ta

One very large whisky coming up quickly!

Sounds like you had a stressful day?

Yeah mate,major stress"

Its the weekend now mate so hopefully you can chill out a little and relax.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Long smooth Baileys and a lovely lady to share with please xx"

One smooth Baileys coming right up..There are lots of lovely ladies in the bar tonight so have a mingle and join in the fun....

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I’ve got a taste for sloe gin and fire tree, so a large one please and the lady? The same, hers just stirred please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have a large glass of an Australian Shiraz please. My plans have gone tits up and people are sadly showing their true colours.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have a very large glass of prosecco please "

One very large glass of prosecco coming right up kinky..How are the cats this evening?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Large glass of chilled Premier Cru Challis.

Leave the bottle

"

One bottle of chilled Premier cru Chablis coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I’ve got a taste for sloe gin and fire tree, so a large one please and the lady? The same, hers just stirred please."

One large sloe gin fire tree and another one just stirred coming right up guys...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'll have a large glass of an Australian Shiraz please. My plans have gone tits up and people are sadly showing their true colours."

One large glass of Australian Shiraz coming right up Ruby..Sorry to read about your plans not working out...x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

I'm having a break for half an hour if any of you guys would like to take over behind the bar until i come back later x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm having a break for half an hour if any of you guys would like to take over behind the bar until i come back later x"

I need more than half an hour with you x

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

Please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'm having a break for half an hour if any of you guys would like to take over behind the bar until i come back later x

I need more than half an hour with you x"

It looks like i have come back just in time! xxx

Anyone fancy running the bar until closing time?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Please "

Good evening Seduced...what would you like to drink?..

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

Pint of Wrexham lager please...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Pint of Wrexham lager please... "

One pint of Wrexham lager coming right up...

Has anyone got any more requests for the jukebox?....

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By *lueWonderMan  over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Evening all,

Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's

I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord.

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Please

Good evening Seduced...what would you like to drink?.."

Doublw vodka. Please

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By *lueWonderMan  over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Please

Good evening Seduced...what would you like to drink?..

Doublw vodka. Please "

I think she's already had a couple of doubles

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich

Can i have a dirty martini please with extra olives. X

And a bit of culture club " time " would be nice please. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening all,

Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's

I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord. "

Good evening Bluewonder..One glass of Red Merlot coming right up..Enjoy the weekend..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all,

Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's

I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord.

Good evening Bluewonder..One glass of Red Merlot coming right up..Enjoy the weekend.."

Sounds like he needs the bottle xx

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By *lueWonderMan  over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening all,

Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's

I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord.

Good evening Bluewonder..One glass of Red Merlot coming right up..Enjoy the weekend.."

Thanks very much..... Keep them coming

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By *lueWonderMan  over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening all,

Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's

I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord.

Good evening Bluewonder..One glass of Red Merlot coming right up..Enjoy the weekend..

Sounds like he needs the bottle xx"

Cheeky Kat x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Please

Good evening Seduced...what would you like to drink?..

Doublw vodka. Please "

Double Vodka coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bit of a crappy day........... a bottle of Rioja please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can i have a dirty martini please with extra olives. X

And a bit of culture club " time " would be nice please. X "

Good evening Chloe..One dry martini with extra olives coming right up x

Culture Club - Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tI1_KlO6xI

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Bit of a crappy day........... a bottle of Rioja please "

Good Evening Danny..Bottle of Rioja coming right up..Hope tomorrow is better..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all,

Been a bit of a funny week here at Wonder tower's

I'd be awfully grateful if you could furnish me with a glass of your finest red please landlord.

Good evening Bluewonder..One glass of Red Merlot coming right up..Enjoy the weekend..

Sounds like he needs the bottle xx

Cheeky Kat x "

Always xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sex on the beach for me x

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hi all

A French martini for me please Mr Barman

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Sex on the beach for me x"

One sex on the beach coming right up Nimz..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hi all

A French martini for me please Mr Barman "

Bon soir Madame DC

Un Martini Francais por vous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bombay sapphire and tonic please

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hi all

A French martini for me please Mr Barman

Bon soir Madame DC

Un Martini Francais por vous "

Merci beaucoup! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Expresso martini please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Expresso martini please "

Vodka martini ......... with a twist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Expresso martini please

Vodka martini ......... with a twist "

I need the expresso to perk me up a little

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Expresso martini please

Vodka martini ......... with a twist

I need the expresso to perk me up a little "

Oooo really

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Bombay sapphire and tonic please "

Good evening Screwsloose..one Bombay sapphire G&T coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wanna buy everyone a drink at bar fab x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bombay sapphire and tonic please

Good evening Screwsloose..one Bombay sapphire G&T coming right up..."

Ahh cheers

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Expresso martini please "

Good evening seductive kisser..One Expresso martini coming right up...Shaken not stirred!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Last orders..Ring Ring!!

Bars closing at 12 tonight...

will put a couple of slow numbers on jukebox..

Janet Kaye - Silly games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFHqabGMZOM

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Night Ash! Great service as always, have one yourself x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Night Ash! Great service as always, have one yourself x "

Thanks DC..Will have a brandy before i close up..x

Night all...might open for a couple of hours on Sat evening...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Evening All..

Bar is open again for a couple of hours if anyone fancies a drink or has a jukebox request...

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening All..

Bar is open again for a couple of hours if anyone fancies a drink or has a jukebox request..."

Ooh yes please!

Fisherman's Blues.... And a pernod and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman "

Wanna race?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman "

Good evening NSA Chick..

first customer in tonight..

several shots of tequila coming right up..

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race? "

You're on, winner buys the next round

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening All..

Bar is open again for a couple of hours if anyone fancies a drink or has a jukebox request...

Ooh yes please!

Fisherman's Blues.... And a pernod and lemonade please "

Good evening Luckyquean

One pernod and lemonade coming right up and request has been loaded into jukebox..

Waterboys - Fishermans Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6cD-0xvgLE

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round "

will line up some more tequila shots!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round

will line up some more tequila shots!"

This looks like it could get messy...excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round "

Best get your purse ready

Q x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round

will line up some more tequila shots!

This looks like it could get messy...excellent! "

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila.... floor! I'm full of bravado lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round

will line up some more tequila shots!"

Slice the lime!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round

will line up some more tequila shots!

Slice the lime! "

The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wine please. A large one would be good.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Ash....

Hendricks and aromatic tonic please, slice of cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round

will line up some more tequila shots!

Slice the lime!

The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!"

I'm waiting for NSAchick to catch up

Did you put the lime in the coconut?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Wine please. A large one would be good."

Good evening Bangul8er..One large glass of wine coming right up..Hope a Spanish Rioja is OK?..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash....

Hendricks and aromatic tonic please, slice of cucumber "

Good Evening DC..

How has your Saturday been?...

One Hendricks Tonic with a slice of cucumber coming right up..

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Ash....

Hendricks and aromatic tonic please, slice of cucumber

Good Evening DC..

How has your Saturday been?...

One Hendricks Tonic with a slice of cucumber coming right up..

"

Thanks Ash quiet day today return to work Monday with a vengeance

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round

will line up some more tequila shots!

Slice the lime!

The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!

I'm waiting for NSAchick to catch up

Did you put the lime in the coconut? "

I sure did!

This is turning into a great contest.

The crowd in the bar are cheering after every tequila shot is d*unk!..

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round

will line up some more tequila shots!

Slice the lime!

The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!

I'm waiting for NSAchick to catch up

Did you put the lime in the coconut? "

Sorry I got distracted, tequila gives me the horn

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash....

Hendricks and aromatic tonic please, slice of cucumber

Good Evening DC..

How has your Saturday been?...

One Hendricks Tonic with a slice of cucumber coming right up..

Thanks Ash quiet day today return to work Monday with a vengeance "

I hope the rest of the weekend is a relaxing one for you before you return to work.

I'm looking forward to watching Killing Eve later on!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round

will line up some more tequila shots!

Slice the lime!

The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!

I'm waiting for NSAchick to catch up

Did you put the lime in the coconut?

I sure did!

This is turning into a great contest.

The crowd in the bar are cheering after every tequila shot is d*unk!.."

I tove lequila... hic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeeesss, line up some tequila shots please barman

Wanna race?

You're on, winner buys the next round

will line up some more tequila shots!

Slice the lime!

The limes are sliced...How many tequilas is that now?!

I'm waiting for NSAchick to catch up

Did you put the lime in the coconut?

Sorry I got distracted, tequila gives me the horn "

Just remember... lick, swallow, suck

X

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds

Apple Sourz please. And if you could put Pusher Love Girl by Justin Timberlake on the jukebox I would be made up

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Apple Sourz please. And if you could put Pusher Love Girl by Justin Timberlake on the jukebox I would be made up "

Good evening Mandy..One Apple Sourz coming right up and your request has been loaded into the jukebox...

Justin Timberlake - Pusher love girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg_WwprwplI

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds

Thank you! x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Thank you! x "

You're welcome x

Justin Timberlake is a great singer and dancer although not so sure about his acting!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sauvignon Blanc please! Thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Sauvignon Blanc please! Thank you "

Good evening Bellseas..One glass of Sauvignon Blanc coming right up..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

I'm off for a while if anybody would like to take over behind the bar..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm off for a while if anybody would like to take over behind the bar.."

Hic! I'm there! Free drinks for everyone!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How much Tequila goes into mashed potatoes again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh, this barmaid malarkey is good!

It's amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just added squats to my exercise regime by moving the tequila to the bottom shelf of the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not sure who's more d*unk, me or the woman wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror.....

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A horn of mead, please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A horn of mead, please. "

Yes m'lord!

Did you know that in medieval times, mead was d*unk by newly married couples for one month to fortify their virility and fertility, and it is from this use of mead that the idea of one moon of honey, or a honeymoon was derived

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"A horn of mead, please.

Yes m'lord!

Did you know that in medieval times, mead was d*unk by newly married couples for one month to fortify their virility and fertility, and it is from this use of mead that the idea of one moon of honey, or a honeymoon was derived "

Actually, I did not! Very interesting, thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I order one, please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'm off for a while if anybody would like to take over behind the bar..

Hic! I'm there! Free drinks for everyone!!! "

Free drinks?!!

We have only been open for 2 days!

you're doing a fine job behind the bar lucky..

I'll be back later after watching Killing eve to help you close up and do the recycling!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A horn of mead, please.

Yes m'lord!

Did you know that in medieval times, mead was d*unk by newly married couples for one month to fortify their virility and fertility, and it is from this use of mead that the idea of one moon of honey, or a honeymoon was derived

Actually, I did not! Very interesting, thank you! "

You're welcome, ever since I became a barmaid I've discovered lots of useless information

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I order one, please? "

Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm off for a while if anybody would like to take over behind the bar..

Hic! I'm there! Free drinks for everyone!!!

Free drinks?!!

We have only been open for 2 days!

you're doing a fine job behind the bar lucky..

I'll be back later after watching Killing eve to help you close up and do the recycling!"

Recycling?! Dafuq?!

This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I order one, please?

Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic!"

Got any cider?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thatchers gold please barman. One for the lass above and one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I order one, please?

Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic!

Got any cider? "

Yarp! Pint or half?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thatchers gold please barman. One for the lass above and one for yourself "

Barman?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thatchers gold please barman. One for the lass above and one for yourself "

nice one, cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I order one, please?

Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic!

Got any cider?

Yarp! Pint or half? "

I don't do half jobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I order one, please?

Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic!

Got any cider?

Yarp! Pint or half?

I don't do half jobs "

My kinda gal! Wanna do shots?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kooperberg Mixed Fruit and Lynyrd Skynyrd Free Bird on the Juke Box Please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I order one, please?

Totally.... We're all out of Qetuila tho hic!

Got any cider?

Yarp! Pint or half?

I don't do half jobs

My kinda gal! Wanna do shots?! "

Not yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kooperberg Mixed Fruit and Lynyrd Skynyrd Free Bird on the Juke Box Please "

Jukebox is broke, it's karaoke time!

Glass and ice with your Koppaberg?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kooperberg Mixed Fruit and Lynyrd Skynyrd Free Bird on the Juke Box Please

Jukebox is broke, it's karaoke time!

Glass and ice with your Koppaberg? "

Yes please , ok Bat Out Of Hell it is then lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where's that mic? I'll have a go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kooperberg Mixed Fruit and Lynyrd Skynyrd Free Bird on the Juke Box Please

Jukebox is broke, it's karaoke time!

Glass and ice with your Koppaberg?

Yes please , ok Bat Out Of Hell it is then lol "

Coming right up! Sirens are screaming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thatchers gold please barman. One for the lass above and one for yourself

Barman?! "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thatchers gold please barman. One for the lass above and one for yourself

Barman?!

Yeah"

Meh! Thatchers coming right up *must remain professional and look after Ash's bar*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got any Haze, dear?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got any Haze, dear? "

Hazy vision?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got any Haze, dear?

Hazy vision? "

Thatcher's Haze

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