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Who’s the biggest twat?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
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Where do you spaff outside of your friend's bedroom door? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
"
It's your shrinks fault |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
Where do you spaff outside of your friend's bedroom door?"
I always aim for the cats litter tray, then wipe captain foreskin on the polyester curtains. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
It's your shrinks fault "
There’s always some shrinkage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
Where do you spaff outside of your friend's bedroom door?
I always aim for the cats litter tray, then wipe captain foreskin on the polyester curtains. "
If you ever stay with me, I'd be fine with that. Not sure my cat will be fine with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
It's your shrinks fault
There’s always some shrinkage"
It is a chilly morning. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
Where do you spaff outside of your friend's bedroom door?
I always aim for the cats litter tray, then wipe captain foreskin on the polyester curtains. "
House-trained... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
Where do you spaff outside of your friend's bedroom door?
I always aim for the cats litter tray, then wipe captain foreskin on the polyester curtains.
House-trained..."
His mate's cat is. |
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
Where do you spaff outside of your friend's bedroom door?
I always aim for the cats litter tray, then wipe captain foreskin on the polyester curtains. "
Whoa... stop right there..
Wiping it on the polyester curtains is fraught with danger..
The static buildup from those man made fuckers will be so large that a lightening bolt could fly out yer japs eye at the nearest metal object...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
It's your shrinks fault
There’s always some shrinkage"
on a cold day yes I agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
"
It's too early, I don't understand this  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
Where do you spaff outside of your friend's bedroom door?
I always aim for the cats litter tray, then wipe captain foreskin on the polyester curtains.
Whoa... stop right there..
Wiping it on the polyester curtains is fraught with danger..
The static buildup from those man made fuckers will be so large that a lightening bolt could fly out yer japs eye at the nearest metal object...
"
That’s what I’m looking to achieve
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
Where do you spaff outside of your friend's bedroom door?
I always aim for the cats litter tray, then wipe captain foreskin on the polyester curtains.
Whoa... stop right there..
Wiping it on the polyester curtains is fraught with danger..
The static buildup from those man made fuckers will be so large that a lightening bolt could fly out yer japs eye at the nearest metal object...
That’s what I’m looking to achieve
"
I would really like to see this. |
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
Where do you spaff outside of your friend's bedroom door?
I always aim for the cats litter tray, then wipe captain foreskin on the polyester curtains.
Whoa... stop right there..
Wiping it on the polyester curtains is fraught with danger..
The static buildup from those man made fuckers will be so large that a lightening bolt could fly out yer japs eye at the nearest metal object...
That’s what I’m looking to achieve
"
Would you remame him "Flash Organ, ruler of the universe"
*it's early, that's the best I got.  |
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
Where do you spaff outside of your friend's bedroom door?
I always aim for the cats litter tray, then wipe captain foreskin on the polyester curtains.
Whoa... stop right there..
Wiping it on the polyester curtains is fraught with danger..
The static buildup from those man made fuckers will be so large that a lightening bolt could fly out yer japs eye at the nearest metal object...
That’s what I’m looking to achieve
"
In that case, step right up Sir...
Let me entrust you with all the detail you need to turn your tallywhacker into a veritable Jacobs ladder..
You'll be sparking so much that your friends will call you Pikachu ..
Start by wearing thick welly boots, they will insulate you from any unintentional leakage..
Next, wear as much nylon as you can, your nans nightie will do great and change your head gear to scratchy rough fibres..
Turn the heating on full.. the drier the atmosphere the better, above 50'C will work best..
And captain foreskin, his silk cape gotta go... nylon from now on for him too..
Next, rub yer ol' boy vigorously on the curtaining until sparks start to fly at which point turn and aim at an earthed object and voila, discharge!
Just make sure kitty ain't nearby, it may be tricky explaining to your friends how their cats got fried.. |
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"Is it me?
Is it my friends who always let me in every time I get kicked out by my once fiancé?
Even though they let me masturbate outside their bedroom door whilst they fuck.
Actually tolerate might be a better description.
Or is the police who dropped me back at ones said fiancé instead of sectioning me?
"
ha ha...some of the funniest pics ive seen on here great stuff..
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john cooper clarke...twat..check it out on youtube |
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