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Favourite Fast Show quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's a fantastic show with many memorable quotes, what are some of yours?

I'll kick off with a few:

What about a fog? Stuck in a hole in a fog? Stuck in a hole in a fog in the middle of the night - WITH AN OWL?

Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag.

This season, I'll be mostly wearing no vest and no pants neither

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not so much a quote but my fave sketch was the ‘Confessions of a cucumber salesman’ one - a parody of the 70s British sex comedies. Searchable on Google!

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By *esus H ChristMan over a year ago

birmingham

Boutros Boutros Ghali.....Boutros..Boutros Ghali

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You ain’t seen me......right.....

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

A tha tha thaa, tha tha thaa, Chrissy Waddle.

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By *heLaserGuyMan over a year ago

Coventry

Int milk great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was very very d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This week, I have been mostly eating, bourbon biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Oh bugger'

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Nice"

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Jumpers for goal posts

And

Suits you sir .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blaaaaaaaaaack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get me coat

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By *rincessvenusCouple over a year ago

Hull

two old gits lets burst there ball

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

The dirty bastards

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By *c1989Woman over a year ago

Manchester

This week I be mostly eating strawberry pop tarts. Jesse's diet

There's someone sitting there mate.

Brilliant.

Scorchio and the random Welsh words thrown into channel 9s news reports.

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By *lice_Wonder123Woman over a year ago

Manchester/ Huddersfield

This week will mostly be scorcio

Love that show

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By *veready69Man over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Oooooh....I'm sorry, I've just cum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swiss Tony.

Putting up a tent, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'... slip in to the old bag.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scorchio!

You haven't seen me. Right?

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