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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
As a tongue in check counterpart to the similar thread regarding men, i've pulled together 10 things ladies should know that i've come to the conclusion chatting with guys over the years. Gents, feel free to dispute, agree or comment 
1 - if a guy states a ffm is not at the top of his sexual bucket list, he's probably lying.
2 - Most of us prefer you swallow rather than spit
3 - ask us what are favourite position is, odds are good "doggy" will be heard
4- guys that love sports will prefer to watch the big game rather than having sex. (Unless they're clever and ask for sex while watching or hearing the match )
5- even the most respectful guys will at some point have engaged in "locker room talk" about women when we're with the boys
6- we need our male bonding time with our mates so we can act like arrested development teens and talk shit
7- conscious, respectful guys have standards they don't lower and won't do anyone who is d*unk. Inconsiderate bastards will pull in anything they catch in their net and will capitalise on any opportunity to get laid, even ones where consent is dubious
8- sex 3-5x a week? Yes please! 
9- every guy would appreciate being woken with a bj from time to time
10- many of us become allergic to commitment after a divorce |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"As a tongue in check counterpart to the similar thread regarding men, i've pulled together 10 things ladies should know that i've come to the conclusion chatting with guys over the years. Gents, feel free to dispute, agree or comment
1 - if a guy states a ffm is not at the top of his sexual bucket list, he's probably lying.
2 - Most of us prefer you swallow rather than spit
3 - ask us what are favourite position is, odds are good "doggy" will be heard
4- guys that love sports will prefer to watch the big game rather than having sex. (Unless they're clever and ask for sex while watching or hearing the match )
5- even the most respectful guys will at some point have engaged in "locker room talk" about women when we're with the boys
6- we need our male bonding time with our mates so we can act like arrested development teens and talk shit
7- conscious, respectful guys have standards they don't lower and won't do anyone who is d*unk. Inconsiderate bastards will pull in anything they catch in their net and will capitalise on any opportunity to get laid, even ones where consent is dubious
8- sex 3-5x a week? Yes please!
9- every guy would appreciate being woken with a bj from time to time
10- many of us become allergic to commitment after a divorce"
11. We don't like spending all day shopping. |
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over a year ago
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"As a tongue in check counterpart to the similar thread regarding men, i've pulled together 10 things ladies should know that i've come to the conclusion chatting with guys over the years. Gents, feel free to dispute, agree or comment
1 - if a guy states a ffm is not at the top of his sexual bucket list, he's probably lying.
2 - Most of us prefer you swallow rather than spit
3 - ask us what are favourite position is, odds are good "doggy" will be heard
4- guys that love sports will prefer to watch the big game rather than having sex. (Unless they're clever and ask for sex while watching or hearing the match )
5- even the most respectful guys will at some point have engaged in "locker room talk" about women when we're with the boys
6- we need our male bonding time with our mates so we can act like arrested development teens and talk shit
7- conscious, respectful guys have standards they don't lower and won't do anyone who is d*unk. Inconsiderate bastards will pull in anything they catch in their net and will capitalise on any opportunity to get laid, even ones where consent is dubious
8- sex 3-5x a week? Yes please!
9- every guy would appreciate being woken with a bj from time to time
10- many of us become allergic to commitment after a divorce 11. We don't like spending all day shopping. "
Deffo 4, I made the mistake of messaging my fwb when United were playing! ??
"Baby, please! United???"
The offer of a blowjob whilst watching the match went down like a Nuns knickers in a cucumber field ??
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I've no interest in FFM at all.
I think spitting is hot, but its all down to how they do it, if they make a disgusted face then spit its a bit of a turn off but if they are smiling and spit it back onto your cock as they stroke up and down its good with me.
Stopped reading at point two but yeah. |
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If he asks if you came and didn't the right answer is "No but I really enjoyed it"
If asked about cock size the correct answer is always "My God it's humongous!"
When asked about sexual performance the correct answer is "You were mind blowing, Tiger" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"8 - only 3-5 a week, nah that’s not enough
I concur. I thought that was the 24 hourly quota.
C’mon chaps. I’m sick of all this ‘Woman! I’m not a machine’ "
Haha they need to up their game!  |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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"8 - only 3-5 a week, nah that’s not enough
I concur. I thought that was the 24 hourly quota.
C’mon chaps. I’m sick of all this ‘Woman! I’m not a machine’
Haha they need to up their game! "
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"8 - only 3-5 a week, nah that’s not enough
I didn't want to come off as greedy by putting every day
I was more thinking multiple times a day  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"8 - only 3-5 a week, nah that’s not enough
I concur. I thought that was the 24 hourly quota.
C’mon chaps. I’m sick of all this ‘Woman! I’m not a machine’
Haha they need to up their game!
I see what you did "
Who? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"8 - only 3-5 a week, nah that’s not enough
I concur. I thought that was the 24 hourly quota.
C’mon chaps. I’m sick of all this ‘Woman! I’m not a machine’ "
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"As a tongue in check counterpart to the similar thread regarding men, i've pulled together 10 things ladies should know that i've come to the conclusion chatting with guys over the years. Gents, feel free to dispute, agree or comment
1 - if a guy states a ffm is not at the top of his sexual bucket list, he's probably lying.
2 - Most of us prefer you swallow rather than spit
3 - ask us what are favourite position is, odds are good "doggy" will be heard
4- guys that love sports will prefer to watch the big game rather than having sex. (Unless they're clever and ask for sex while watching or hearing the match )
5- even the most respectful guys will at some point have engaged in "locker room talk" about women when we're with the boys
6- we need our male bonding time with our mates so we can act like arrested development teens and talk shit
7- conscious, respectful guys have standards they don't lower and won't do anyone who is d*unk. Inconsiderate bastards will pull in anything they catch in their net and will capitalise on any opportunity to get laid, even ones where consent is dubious
8- sex 3-5x a week? Yes please!
9- every guy would appreciate being woken with a bj from time to time
10- many of us become allergic to commitment after a divorce"
Damn!
I'm a fucking man! Who knew |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"As a tongue in check counterpart to the similar thread regarding men, i've pulled together 10 things ladies should know that i've come to the conclusion chatting with guys over the years. Gents, feel free to dispute, agree or comment
1 - if a guy states a ffm is not at the top of his sexual bucket list, he's probably lying.
2 - Most of us prefer you swallow rather than spit
3 - ask us what are favourite position is, odds are good "doggy" will be heard
4- guys that love sports will prefer to watch the big game rather than having sex. (Unless they're clever and ask for sex while watching or hearing the match )
5- even the most respectful guys will at some point have engaged in "locker room talk" about women when we're with the boys
6- we need our male bonding time with our mates so we can act like arrested development teens and talk shit
7- conscious, respectful guys have standards they don't lower and won't do anyone who is d*unk. Inconsiderate bastards will pull in anything they catch in their net and will capitalise on any opportunity to get laid, even ones where consent is dubious
8- sex 3-5x a week? Yes please!
9- every guy would appreciate being woken with a bj from time to time
10- many of us become allergic to commitment after a divorce
Damn!
I'm a fucking man! Who knew "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a tongue in check counterpart to the similar thread regarding men, i've pulled together 10 things ladies should know that i've come to the conclusion chatting with guys over the years. Gents, feel free to dispute, agree or comment
1 - if a guy states a ffm is not at the top of his sexual bucket list, he's probably lying.
2 - Most of us prefer you swallow rather than spit
3 - ask us what are favourite position is, odds are good "doggy" will be heard
4- guys that love sports will prefer to watch the big game rather than having sex. (Unless they're clever and ask for sex while watching or hearing the match )
5- even the most respectful guys will at some point have engaged in "locker room talk" about women when we're with the boys
6- we need our male bonding time with our mates so we can act like arrested development teens and talk shit
7- conscious, respectful guys have standards they don't lower and won't do anyone who is d*unk. Inconsiderate bastards will pull in anything they catch in their net and will capitalise on any opportunity to get laid, even ones where consent is dubious
8- sex 3-5x a week? Yes please!
9- every guy would appreciate being woken with a bj from time to time
10- many of us become allergic to commitment after a divorce
Damn!
I'm a fucking man! Who knew "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's a well prepared list 
No mention of bacon though.
If you don't already know the bacon rule then, it's just never got a work. "
What is the bacon rule please?  |
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"Very good chill my only gripe if you can call it that is 4 can be lost altogether unless petrol is involved and 8 needs upping a lot but you've explained your blag on that 1 so I reckon all good "
Oh and 10 I thought was just me but obviously not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very good chill my only gripe if you can call it that is 4 can be lost altogether unless petrol is involved and 8 needs upping a lot but you've explained your blag on that 1 so I reckon all good
Oh and 10 I thought was just me but obviously not."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a tongue in check counterpart to the similar thread regarding men, i've pulled together 10 things ladies should know that i've come to the conclusion chatting with guys over the years. Gents, feel free to dispute, agree or comment
1 - if a guy states a ffm is not at the top of his sexual bucket list, he's probably lying.
2 - Most of us prefer you swallow rather than spit
3 - ask us what are favourite position is, odds are good "doggy" will be heard
4- guys that love sports will prefer to watch the big game rather than having sex. (Unless they're clever and ask for sex while watching or hearing the match )
5- even the most respectful guys will at some point have engaged in "locker room talk" about women when we're with the boys
6- we need our male bonding time with our mates so we can act like arrested development teens and talk shit
7- conscious, respectful guys have standards they don't lower and won't do anyone who is d*unk. Inconsiderate bastards will pull in anything they catch in their net and will capitalise on any opportunity to get laid, even ones where consent is dubious
8- sex 3-5x a week? Yes please!
9- every guy would appreciate being woken with a bj from time to time
10- many of us become allergic to commitment after a divorce"
4 5 6 8 9 apply rest not really at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are two states of Man :
1] Hungry
2] Horny
Feed them - then empty their balls.
Isn't that a vast oversimplification? "
Not judging by our last meet- we went for dinner then sex! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's a well prepared list
No mention of bacon though.
If you don't already know the bacon rule then, it's just never got a work.
What is the bacon rule please? "
Bacon makes Everything better! |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"There are two states of Man :
1] Hungry
2] Horny
Feed them - then empty their balls.
Isn't that a vast oversimplification?
Not judging by our last meet- we went for dinner then sex! "
If I recall, it was sex then dinner, followed by more sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a tongue in check counterpart to the similar thread regarding men, i've pulled together 10 things ladies should know that i've come to the conclusion chatting with guys over the years. Gents, feel free to dispute, agree or comment
1 - if a guy states a ffm is not at the top of his sexual bucket list, he's probably lying.
2 - Most of us prefer you swallow rather than spit
3 - ask us what are favourite position is, odds are good "doggy" will be heard
4- guys that love sports will prefer to watch the big game rather than having sex. (Unless they're clever and ask for sex while watching or hearing the match )
5- even the most respectful guys will at some point have engaged in "locker room talk" about women when we're with the boys
6- we need our male bonding time with our mates so we can act like arrested development teens and talk shit
7- conscious, respectful guys have standards they don't lower and won't do anyone who is d*unk. Inconsiderate bastards will pull in anything they catch in their net and will capitalise on any opportunity to get laid, even ones where consent is dubious
8- sex 3-5x a week? Yes please!
9- every guy would appreciate being woken with a bj from time to time
10- many of us become allergic to commitment after a divorce"
Thanks for that..
But figuring out you men wasn't exactly rocket science to start with.. |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"As a tongue in check counterpart to the similar thread regarding men, i've pulled together 10 things ladies should know that i've come to the conclusion chatting with guys over the years. Gents, feel free to dispute, agree or comment
1 - if a guy states a ffm is not at the top of his sexual bucket list, he's probably lying.
2 - Most of us prefer you swallow rather than spit
3 - ask us what are favourite position is, odds are good "doggy" will be heard
4- guys that love sports will prefer to watch the big game rather than having sex. (Unless they're clever and ask for sex while watching or hearing the match )
5- even the most respectful guys will at some point have engaged in "locker room talk" about women when we're with the boys
6- we need our male bonding time with our mates so we can act like arrested development teens and talk shit
7- conscious, respectful guys have standards they don't lower and won't do anyone who is d*unk. Inconsiderate bastards will pull in anything they catch in their net and will capitalise on any opportunity to get laid, even ones where consent is dubious
8- sex 3-5x a week? Yes please!
9- every guy would appreciate being woken with a bj from time to time
10- many of us become allergic to commitment after a divorce
Thanks for that..
But figuring out you men wasn't exactly rocket science to start with.. "
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"There are two states of Man :
1] Hungry
2] Horny
Feed them - then empty their balls.
Isn't that a vast oversimplification? "
You will have had more than your 3-5 by the end of this week! You’ve surpassed it already |
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I would love to wake my man up with a BJ it would cause a right row lol
And sport I accept we lose where sport is concerned.
If my wanted sex 5 times a week i would think the aliens had swapped him lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's a well prepared list
No mention of bacon though.
If you don't already know the bacon rule then, it's just never got a work.
What is the bacon rule please?
Bacon makes Everything better!"
There it is, I knew I liked you |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I would love to wake my man up with a BJ it would cause a right row lol
And sport I accept we lose where sport is concerned.
If my wanted sex 5 times a week i would think the aliens had swapped him lol"
This chap needs a full course in sexual rehab |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"I would love to wake my man up with a BJ it would cause a right row lol
And sport I accept we lose where sport is concerned.
If my wanted sex 5 times a week i would think the aliens had swapped him lol
This chap needs a full course in sexual rehab "
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I'd agree with 5 through to 10, but for me; 1) guess as I've participated it's not on my bucket list but FFM wasn't as good as I anticipated. 2) I prefer to deposit on the boobs or face, I'm very visualy stimulated in that respect. 3) I prefer the pretzel as it offers more access to the key areas (especially if you prefer the larger lady). 4) Sport just doesn't float my boat any more, sex still does. |
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