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A great fxxx but she farts
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By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago
Swansea |
I soooooooo need HELP I have been seeing a regular now for a when and she is amazing she gives cracking head and I mean it is amazing she has an awsome tight body and a lovely tight warm pussy where my inner child feels like he has gone home every time he's there perfect right BUT and it's a big BUT .she waits like a sniper waiting to take out 1 of the Taliban u til I am down there 10 minutes in where you know you are to far in to stop now you got to see this through til the end and air is limited so every breath counts and then right at that time she farts and it so t no silent fart th is is like a mattress warmer fart and it smells and last time just as I was pulling away she held my head and.lifted herself at the same time as she farted and a little nugget came out and landed on the tip of my nose like a boulder on an america cliff face waiting to drop off i didnt know whether to flick it off or keep admiring how well it perched there , anyway what you think guys should I stay or is it too much stink for a bit of pink ??? |
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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Oh dear God haha.
OP I'd withhold any more of your tongue fun in the love tunnel if she doesn't agree to behave 
Watch her change her tune in record time when shes not getting those lovely gushing moments! Good luck  |
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By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago
Swansea |
"Clearly bullshit, but it got you some attention OP!
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It was only a joke fella just something funny to cheer people's days up instead the same old shit fuck avoid mundane bullshit I think it was clearly obviously to see |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clearly bullshit, but it got you some attention OP!
It was only a joke fella just something funny to cheer people's days up instead the same old shit fuck avoid mundane bullshit I think it was clearly obviously to see "
Well it made me chuckle when I was eating my crunchy nuts this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clearly bullshit, but it got you some attention OP!
Best laugh I've had on fab in msny many months. Be happy for his skills mate.  "
Ppont taken, I suppose I should really - it's just that I normally like my comedy to be funny. |
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By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago
Swansea |
Hahaha it was only meant as a light hearted bit of fun not a serious comedy sketch , although point taken I might need to up my game and I will see if I can improve and do a bit better next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hahaha it was only meant as a light hearted bit of fun not a serious comedy sketch , although point taken I might need to up my game and I will see if I can improve and do a bit better next time "
Chuckle! Must do better - and sometimes less is more for comedy impact! |
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By *obbo44 OP Man
over a year ago
Swansea |
"Hahaha it was only meant as a light hearted bit of fun not a serious comedy sketch , although point taken I might need to up my game and I will see if I can improve and do a bit better next time
Chuckle! Must do better - and sometimes less is more for comedy impact! "
I tell every girl I meet that works every time |
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"I soooooooo need HELP I have been seeing a regular now for a when and she is amazing she gives cracking head and I mean it is amazing she has an awsome tight body and a lovely tight warm pussy where my inner child feels like he has gone home every time he's there perfect right BUT and it's a big BUT .she waits like a sniper waiting to take out 1 of the Taliban u til I am down there 10 minutes in where you know you are to far in to stop now you got to see this through til the end and air is limited so every breath counts and then right at that time she farts and it so t no silent fart th is is like a mattress warmer fart and it smells and last time just as I was pulling away she held my head and.lifted herself at the same time as she farted and a little nugget came out and landed on the tip of my nose like a boulder on an america cliff face waiting to drop off i didnt know whether to flick it off or keep admiring how well it perched there , anyway what you think guys should I stay or is it too much stink for a bit of pink ???"
Deal breaker.
True ladies don’t do that kind of thing . |
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