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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was walking through the town centre where i live. Always a group of males with one women in the middle of them. Because men look a bit lost if they haven't got a woman standing next to them. The woman is always cross eyed. Mouth open. Looks like her brain has just fallen out.
One male stood out from the rest. He had a woman next to him. Her hair was up in a bun (obviously) and she was shouting at him. I heard her shouting "give me the fucking keys to the car". He replied "okay here are the keys. Give me a hug because i love you". She shouted back "fuck off i hate you". She then walked away angrily.
He walked over to a bus shelter and lit a cigarette. Everyone laughed at him. I laughed at him. His face red with embarrassment because he knew he was a weak, pathetic doormat and there was nothing he could do about it because he loved women so much.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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so you laughed at him.
youre a bully. and as you laughed at him with a group of people youre a weak pathetic bully that cannot stand on his own two feet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll take "stuff that didn't happen for 500 quid" please.
Nice shaming of a fellow man like yourself by the way. Unless you're gay you're gonna one day be in the same position as that man you are mocking in your story here. Because that's what love does to you. It makes you go blind and lose all senses. It makes you put up with the worst nonsense ever for someone your heart thinks is worth it.
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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago
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I think the story is mean't (apologies OP if I'm wide of the mark here,,) as an analogy for how the "balance of power" has shifted.
Where, once men strode purposefully. en masse to their local, firm in the knowledge that they had a job that paid, a decent home,a loving wife, well behaved kids and a place in society - now they trail behind the "harpy" as she knows the best place to "score."
Alas it's mostly self-inflicted...they were never satisfied with "her indoors", they wanted the "dolly bird" in accounts too...
Result....Broken Britain, displaced men and "harpies" calling the shots on the streets, and between the sheets.
Men suck it up....you only have yourselves to blame!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the story is mean't (apologies OP if I'm wide of the mark here,,) as an analogy for how the "balance of power" has shifted.
Where, once men strode purposefully. en masse to their local, firm in the knowledge that they had a job that paid, a decent home,a loving wife, well behaved kids and a place in society - now they trail behind the "harpy" as she knows the best place to "score."
Alas it's mostly self-inflicted...they were never satisfied with "her indoors", they wanted the "dolly bird" in accounts too...
Result....Broken Britain, displaced men and "harpies" calling the shots on the streets, and between the sheets.
Men suck it up....you only have yourselves to blame! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Theres a forum for stories and fantasies
Does anyone ever read those far fetched stories?"
I read one about a straight lad being turned bi by a group of men. That was quite good but the sex stuff was too man orientated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was walking through the town centre where i live. Always a group of males with one women in the middle of them. Because men look a bit lost if they haven't got a woman standing next to them. The woman is always cross eyed. Mouth open. Looks like her brain has just fallen out.
One male stood out from the rest. He had a woman next to him. Her hair was up in a bun (obviously) and she was shouting at him. I heard her shouting "give me the fucking keys to the car". He replied "okay here are the keys. Give me a hug because i love you". She shouted back "fuck off i hate you". She then walked away angrily.
He walked over to a bus shelter and lit a cigarette. Everyone laughed at him. I laughed at him. His face red with embarrassment because he knew he was a weak, pathetic doormat and there was nothing he could do about it because he loved women so much.
The End"
You really dislike us straight men judging by your posts. Bless you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was walking through the town centre where i live. Always a group of males with one women in the middle of them. Because men look a bit lost if they haven't got a woman standing next to them. The woman is always cross eyed. Mouth open. Looks like her brain has just fallen out.
One male stood out from the rest. He had a woman next to him. Her hair was up in a bun (obviously) and she was shouting at him. I heard her shouting "give me the fucking keys to the car". He replied "okay here are the keys. Give me a hug because i love you". She shouted back "fuck off i hate you". She then walked away angrily.
He walked over to a bus shelter and lit a cigarette. Everyone laughed at him. I laughed at him. His face red with embarrassment because he knew he was a weak, pathetic doormat and there was nothing he could do about it because he loved women so much.
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What an odd pointless post. |
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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago
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With greatest of respect to the two posters (Norfolk & Market Harborough), you two will struggle with the scene conjured up by the OP....because you just won't see it around your area.
But down here in the "grime ridden poverty plus " bits of the country it's a fact of life....that the male of the species is slowly becoming the lowest rung of the food chain (if you will!).
The girls start off stupid, get knocked up, wise up...then meet half-soaked harry who's a nice enough lad, but just not as street wise as "harpy with toddler".
She beguiles him and pretty soon he takes the kid as his own (now as you know...this is now accepted in society, yet when it's the other way around....very few and far between..)
Trapped he convinces himself he'll be ok....she slowly turns the screw....she makes every decision....he knows nothing.
Then "pop" Deano with the tattoos n the largest market share of Cocaine in the area, shows her a bit of attention (and free )...and she's off to free for eva heaven.
Our lad is still expected to clear their combined debts..do child minding every week-end, basically wipe up the sh*t she's left.
Hence my motto "If you can't beat 'em...and its patently obvious you can't...join 'em!)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With greatest of respect to the two posters (Norfolk & Market Harborough), you two will struggle with the scene conjured up by the OP....because you just won't see it around your area.
But down here in the "grime ridden poverty plus " bits of the country it's a fact of life....that the male of the species is slowly becoming the lowest rung of the food chain (if you will!).
The girls start off stupid, get knocked up, wise up...then meet half-soaked harry who's a nice enough lad, but just not as street wise as "harpy with toddler".
She beguiles him and pretty soon he takes the kid as his own (now as you know...this is now accepted in society, yet when it's the other way around....very few and far between..)
Trapped he convinces himself he'll be ok....she slowly turns the screw....she makes every decision....he knows nothing.
Then "pop" Deano with the tattoos n the largest market share of Cocaine in the area, shows her a bit of attention (and free )...and she's off to free for eva heaven.
Our lad is still expected to clear their combined debts..do child minding every week-end, basically wipe up the sh*t she's left.
Hence my motto "If you can't beat 'em...and its patently obvious you can't...join 'em!)
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So by living in Norfolk means what? You do know people can move areas yes? What a silly comment |
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