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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sainsburys are going to start selling sex toys. 2 bullets and a vibrator.
Will you be putting these through the till with your shopping?
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I think most supermarkets sell the small durex bullets. I got one from Tesco. Wasn’t very good though. |
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"Sainsburys are going to start selling sex toys. 2 bullets and a vibrator.
Will you be putting these through the till with your shopping?
I think most supermarkets sell the small durex bullets. I got one from Tesco. Wasn’t very good though. "
still, every little helps  |
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By *wo4Fem OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Good to drop in the trolley of the stuck up ignorant bitch that cleared the reduced shelf leaving only a pot of rice and a pack of yogurts with today’s date on for you  "
Could be quite a laugh dropping them in random trolleys and baskets. |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
Good god I’d never go to self service if I was buying something like that.
It’s way to good an opportunity to miss.
That annoying women who scrutinises my trolley every week asking how to cook everything. I’d have great fun telling her where to shove one of those. |
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By *htcMan
over a year ago
MK |
"id buy one, then take it back out of the wrapper and hold it up at customer services.
' who do i see about returning this '"
alot actually, i work for a company who gets these returns come in for disposal, they are used in sticky condition with a smell is all i can say, most even come with lube, that is how people return them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mam works on the till at Sainsbury’s so you know what that means.....
15% off 
So if you buy a 6 inch dildo you only get 5.1 inches? "
I’m impressed if you actually got your calculator out to do that. Even more impressed if you didn’t!  |
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"My mam works on the till at Sainsbury’s so you know what that means.....
15% off
So if you buy a 6 inch dildo you only get 5.1 inches?
I’m impressed if you actually got your calculator out to do that. Even more impressed if you didn’t! "
No calculator required however I've mixed imperial and metric values, so I should probably be shot at dawn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sainsburys are going to start selling sex toys. 2 bullets and a vibrator.
Will you be putting these through the till with your shopping?
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Why not, it's nothing to be ashamed of  |
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Hell yes, and I'll find the sexiest bloke there on the till and use him....while he's scanning them I'll make a point of being all sexy and seductive may even give a wink as an indication of.... You know what I'll be doing later on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've taken condoms to the till before , nothing was said & no funny looks , and I also aked an assistant where the condoms were before I bought them"
Condoms with traceability?
Now that's clever,you never know where some have been? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought condoms in Sainsbury's (not one in my town) the other evening and went to the till... it was only on my way out that I noticed the self service tills right next to the door.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sainsburys are going to start selling sex toys. 2 bullets and a vibrator.
Will you be putting these through the till with your shopping?
I think most supermarkets sell the small durex bullets. I got one from Tesco. Wasn’t very good though. "
Bought one a few years ago in Tesco, with the mrs and kids at the time wanted to get condoms, grabbed it off the shelf and dropped it in the trolley, only realised it wasn't a 3 pack when I went to put one on. That wasn't a fun night. |
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