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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

What would yours say? Here's mine:

Dear Santa

I am writing to let you know that I have been naughty..... and hell yeah it was worth it, you judgemental b*$%^*d

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

One for the feminists? Two actually.

Is Santa ever a woman?

And if so, would asking for a quick doggie be in order?

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple over a year ago

horwich

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

One for the feminists? Two actually.

Is Santa ever a woman?

And if so, would asking for a quick doggie be in order?"

Remember a doggie is not just for Christmas

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

One for the feminists? Two actually.

Is Santa ever a woman?

And if so, would asking for a quick doggie be in order?

Remember a doggie is not just for Christmas

It get's better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One for the feminists? Two actually.

Is Santa ever a woman?

And if so, would asking for a quick doggie be in order?

Remember a doggie is not just for Christmas

you can make sandwiches with the leftovers on boxing day

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

One for the feminists? Two actually.

Is Santa ever a woman?

And if so, would asking for a quick doggie be in order?

Remember a doggie is not just for Christmas

you can make sandwiches with the leftovers on boxing day

Hot Dogs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im being a mardy bitch today!!!.

I would ask him for a fit man with big strong arms to love me for being me and hug me till the day i die. awwwwww hahahahhaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

saw a present under the tree, it was a pack of rice.

must be from uncle ben

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear Santa,

Thanks.... you know what for

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Dear Santa...

I'd like...

What's the point I'm a single guy ,.. my message will be deleted unread...

Not even a thank you in reply...

pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear Santa,

Could you please define what you mean by "naughty" and "nice".

Yours

Paul of the shire

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By *oodnvampCouple over a year ago

beverley

Dear Santa

Can I have some more of what you brought me last year. Lots more!

I'll be as bad as I have to be to get it, but I'm not sitting on your knee again!

Not after last time!

Thank you xxx

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Haven't you heard???? Christmas is cancelled!!!

I told Santa I'd been good this year and he died laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would yours say? Here's mine:

Dear Santa

I am writing to let you know that I have been naughty..... and hell yeah it was worth it, you judgemental b*$%^*d

And here me thinking ya were pure and virginal xx

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Dear Satan,

How are you, you old devil ?

Dam my dyslexia

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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

"What would yours say? Here's mine:

Dear Santa

I am writing to let you know that I have been naughty..... and hell yeah it was worth it, you judgemental b*$%^*d

And here me thinking ya were pure and virginal xx

mur

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