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Fab vocabulary thread. For starters.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

OK... I'm obviously getting this wrong and rubbing people up the wrong way (again).

I'm trying to be nice and post stuff. OK I know I sound like a twat sometimes. That's my self inflicted mental health conditions. Not much I can do about that.

Anyway. I'm. Finding it hard to say the right things I think. It's difficult for me as I've always respected woman and have never seen them as sex objects. So I need to get used to how to project myself on this site. To ask a woman if she fancies a fuck just seems wrong too me. I'm off travellingnext year so don't want a relationship just some NSF. I can get laid if I wanted too but it's a difficult situation.

Please post some FAB phrases or stuff I need too know so I don't keep upsetting the minority on here. I know you can't please everyone all the time but I do like to try.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Thunderbirds are go Virgil !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thunderbirds are go Virgil !"

Noooo FAB not F.A.B

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you think women on here are sex objects you've fallen at the first hurdle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you think women on here are sex objects you've fallen at the first hurdle.

OK noted.I didn't mean it like that to be fair. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've re-read your OP and can't help thinking you're on a wind up.

Send out fancy a fuck messages and see how far that gets you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you think women on here are sex objects you've fallen at the first hurdle.

OK noted.I didn't mean it like that to be fair. Sorry"

Stop thinking about this as a sex site and treat the women on it the same way you would every other woman you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Did I say I was going to do that? I said it felt wrong. I've seen it lots of time on here though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you think women on here are sex objects you've fallen at the first hurdle.

OK noted.I didn't mean it like that to be fair. Sorry

Stop thinking about this as a sex site and treat the women on it the same way you would every other woman you know. "

I do! By having a laugh. But people just don't get it!! Just got to hate all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I told a women where i live that i am not going to have sex with her because she is a woman and not a sex object and needs to be respected. She replied with "what, are you fucking gay or something?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop thinking about this as a sex site..."

You're not going to get better advice than this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK... I'm obviously getting this wrong and rubbing people up the wrong way (again).

I'm trying to be nice and post stuff. OK I know I sound like a twat sometimes. That's my self inflicted mental health conditions. Not much I can do about that.

Please post some FAB phrases or stuff I need too know so I don't keep upsetting the minority on here. I know you can't please everyone all the time but I do like to try.

That looks yummy can I lick it

Hey sexy fancy a ride

Well hello you look so much better naked fancy a coffee

From here to maternity

Bend over now I have a delivery for you

Say thankyou you selfish biatch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stop thinking about this as a sex site...

You're not going to get better advice than this."

Thanks. Noted. I'm just having a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I told a women where i live that i am not going to have sex with her because she is a woman and not a sex object and needs to be respected. She replied with "what, are you fucking gay or something?""

Can't win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK... I'm obviously getting this wrong and rubbing people up the wrong way (again).

I'm trying to be nice and post stuff. OK I know I sound like a twat sometimes. That's my self inflicted mental health conditions. Not much I can do about that.

Please post some FAB phrases or stuff I need too know so I don't keep upsetting the minority on here. I know you can't please everyone all the time but I do like to try.

Stop trying to please everyone.

And a simple faf goes along way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you think women on here are sex objects you've fallen at the first hurdle.

OK noted.I didn't mean it like that to be fair. Sorry

Stop thinking about this as a sex site and treat the women on it the same way you would every other woman you know. "
It's a sex on demand site surely, have I been misled again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OK... I'm obviously getting this wrong and rubbing people up the wrong way (again).

I'm trying to be nice and post stuff. OK I know I sound like a twat sometimes. That's my self inflicted mental health conditions. Not much I can do about that.

Please post some FAB phrases or stuff I need too know so I don't keep upsetting the minority on here. I know you can't please everyone all the time but I do like to try.

Stop trying to please everyone.

And a simple faf goes along way."

As in fit as fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a sex on demand site surely, have I been misled again? "

It's a swinging site, but participating in the General Forum is just knocking about with people online. It can go some way to showing a little of what you're about though.

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"If you think women on here are sex objects you've fallen at the first hurdle.

The second hurdle being?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK... I'm obviously getting this wrong and rubbing people up the wrong way (again).

I'm trying to be nice and post stuff. OK I know I sound like a twat sometimes. That's my self inflicted mental health conditions. Not much I can do about that.

Please post some FAB phrases or stuff I need too know so I don't keep upsetting the minority on here. I know you can't please everyone all the time but I do like to try.

Stop trying to please everyone.

And a simple faf goes along way.

As in fit as fuck? "

As in fancy a fuck

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By *xLedZepxx2Man over a year ago

Didcot

"If you think women on here are sex objects you've fallen at the first hurdle.

Whilst I agree, looking at many female profiles you have to wonder

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That's it see. Some profiles are just screaming sex! Most are to be fair. I'll just tone myself down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Written words are always open to misinterpretation, and by trying to dig out of a hole we can fall further in. Try not to sweat it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Written words are always open to misinterpretation, and by trying to dig out of a hole we can fall further in. Try not to sweat it.

Thanks I wont x

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple over a year ago

Taunton

Always refer to yourself as a sapiophile , OP

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"If you think women on here are sex objects you've fallen at the first hurdle.

They definitely are..

I want sex, they object..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Always refer to yourself as a sapiophile , OP"

Yes good point. Thank you. Had to Google it mind you. Yeah I need to meet someone who is switched on and can see obvious attempt of humour. OK I'm not funny most of the time but I do try....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK... I'm obviously getting this wrong and rubbing people up the wrong way (again).

I'm trying to be nice and post stuff. OK I know I sound like a twat sometimes. That's my self inflicted mental health conditions. Not much I can do about that.

Please post some FAB phrases or stuff I need too know so I don't keep upsetting the minority on here. I know you can't please everyone all the time but I do like to try.

If you need to ask how to speak to a woman at your age, I don't hold out much hope for you.

Try weeening yourself off porn first and then have another go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK... I'm obviously getting this wrong and rubbing people up the wrong way (again).

I'm trying to be nice and post stuff. OK I know I sound like a twat sometimes. That's my self inflicted mental health conditions. Not much I can do about that.

Please post some FAB phrases or stuff I need too know so I don't keep upsetting the minority on here. I know you can't please everyone all the time but I do like to try.

Be yourself pal don't change yourself for any woman on here...if your one of the popular guys on here you can pretty much get away with saying anything you like but if you're not then be prepared for an onslaught not matter what you say...that's the way fab is

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

1. He said he has NEVER viewed women as sex objects.

2. He never said this was a sex site.

Yet he's being warned about both.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. He said he has NEVER viewed women as sex objects.

2. He never said this was a sex site.

Yet he's being warned about both.

"It's difficult for me as I've always respected woman and have never seen them as sex objects. So I need to get used to how to project myself on this site."

I read an implication here that he now had to adapt to women as sex objects. If I've misread that, fair enough.

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By *ineMan over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

You can only ever be you. So just be you. There are no magic answers no forms of words and no secrets about how to do anything on fab or in life.

Some will like you, some won't some may even get confused with how you express yourself..... but then that happens a lot where words, well txt, is disjointed from all the visual clues we get in the real world and which are lost filtered through a screen or two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OK... I'm obviously getting this wrong and rubbing people up the wrong way (again).

I'm trying to be nice and post stuff. OK I know I sound like a twat sometimes. That's my self inflicted mental health conditions. Not much I can do about that.

Please post some FAB phrases or stuff I need too know so I don't keep upsetting the minority on here. I know you can't please everyone all the time but I do like to try.

If you need to ask how to speak to a woman at your age, I don't hold out much hope for you.

Try weeening yourself off porn first and then have another go."

You being serious? Reread what I said. I said I respect women and find it hard to ask for just a funky etc. Ween myself off porn? That don't make sense

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"OK... I'm obviously getting this wrong and rubbing people up the wrong way (again).

I'm trying to be nice and post stuff. OK I know I sound like a twat sometimes. That's my self inflicted mental health conditions. Not much I can do about that.

Please post some FAB phrases or stuff I need too know so I don't keep upsetting the minority on here. I know you can't please everyone all the time but I do like to try.

Hi I've read a few of your posts and the impression I'm getting is you want a"girlfriend experience" to tide you over til you go travelling.

Fair play to you if that's what you want but from the other side it doesn't sound too appetizing.

It might appeal to someone but it sounds a bit have your cake and eat it to me?

Someone on tap to keep you company on the sofa and in bed til you skiddaddle?

I understand some NSA sex,maybe a fb or fwb. Just sounds a bit transactional "I want company from this date til this date"?

Maybe that's what putting people off.

Good luck Chuck

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