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I say if you can get 2 hands around it and still have a helmet spare.
However, experts say the average length of an erect penis is 5.4 inches. Only 15% of men have a penis 7 inches or larger. So over 7 inches would be classed as well endowed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If he has spare with two hands around it I’d say for sure he’s a lucky boy, with a great toy to play with lol. But he also needs to know the best way to use it |
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over a year ago
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"It's whatever could hurt the other person,or too big for them. But what's well endowed to one isn't to another "
Completely agree with this. Every woman is different and can handle different sizes, for me too big hurts and then it becomes uncomfortable and not enjoyable (that’s just my opinion)
I think well endowed would be at least a 10inch. 5/6inch is average but I’d say 7,8 & 9 would be big  |
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"I say if you can get 2 hands around it and still have a helmet spare.
However, experts say the average length of an erect penis is 5.4 inches. Only 15% of men have a penis 7 inches or larger. So over 7 inches would be classed as well endowed. "
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over a year ago
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"6 is endowed,7 we, 8vwe and add 1 V for each inch beyond that. Seems to be what I've deduced thus far."
6 is endowed?? Well, that's a nicer way of putting it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once got involved with a friend, a not-yet-but-soon-to-be-gf, and some young stud and ended up handling his shaft.
It was quite meaty and about 7 inches long. I guess I'd consider that well-endowed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone will have a different opinion on this.
For me it’s 7.5 and over, no interest to me as they almost always hurt me in some way.
Much prefer average, I’m not into cervix bashing!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone will have a different opinion on this.
For me it’s 7.5 and over, no interest to me as they almost always hurt me in some way.
Much prefer average, I’m not into cervix bashing! "
Completely get that lol I don’t think some men understand how much it hurts lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys always think its length they can have an 8inch cock thats only as thick as a Peperami stick and they would be proud where as women tend to look at girth and length a close second. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Well endowed to me is when it's going in and every inch makes my fanny flutter  
So anything over 4 is well endowed to you by your logic? Lol"
Not sure where you got the 4 from tbh.
6ish with good girth I reckon. |
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"Guys always think its length they can have an 8inch cock thats only as thick as a Peperami stick and they would be proud where as women tend to look at girth and length a close second. "
Haha peperami stick. But it’s true though. I wouldn’t say I am well endowed. Due to my lack of girth. But like I said before it’s really the woman’s prospectus of a mans penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well endowed to me is when it's going in and every inch makes my fanny flutter
So anything over 4 is well endowed to you by your logic? Lol
Not sure where you got the 4 from tbh.
6ish with good girth I reckon."
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"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!
According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result  "
So what happens now?
Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha. |
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"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!
According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result
So what happens now?
Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha. "
What ever happened to the motion in the ocean?? lol |
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By *dontknow OP Man
over a year ago
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"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!
According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result
So what happens now?
Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha. "
No trophies unfortunately  I just feel a little bit more positive about myself and my cock!! |
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over a year ago
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My definition of well-endowed is simple.
1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?
Arguably that's not as important at the following point...
2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.
Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it. |
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By *dontknow OP Man
over a year ago
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"My definition of well-endowed is simple.
1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?
Arguably that's not as important at the following point...
2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.
Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it. "
Thanks for this, now you’ve shot me down in flames!!
I was starting to feel positive, but I too am a grower!!  |
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"My definition of well-endowed is simple.
1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?
Arguably that's not as important at the following point...
2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.
Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it.
Thanks for this, now you’ve shot me down in flames!!
I was starting to feel positive, but I too am a grower!! "
A grower? As in flaccid looks like a normal penis but when erect is a good size? |
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"My definition of well-endowed is simple.
1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?
Arguably that's not as important at the following point...
2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.
Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it. "
Sorry, but bullshit. Unless you are on 'naked attraction', by the time I see a well endowed guys cock for the first time it is generally standing very clearly to attention and I virtually never have to watch them grow at all! |
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"My definition of well-endowed is simple.
1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?
Arguably that's not as important at the following point...
2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.
Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it.
Sorry, but bullshit. Unless you are on 'naked attraction', by the time I see a well endowed guys cock for the first time it is generally standing very clearly to attention and I virtually never have to watch them grow at all! "
I think you misunderstood me entirely. Well-endowed showers already look impressive when soft. What about growers? No chance at all. And I've met too many women who simply assume that any guy who isn't just sporting hard masts when looking at them in a sexual manner must somehow have small willies, based off their smaller flaccid sizes!
I'm pushing 6 inches at full mast. I won't lie, I'm freaking 2 or 3 inches when totally flaccid, and I don't know if it's just me being less of a horndog than I used to be, but I no longer just call an erection on demand as and when to pop up just before show and tell sessions/playtime happens. Not like that always works either! |
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"My definition of well-endowed is simple.
1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?
Arguably that's not as important at the following point...
2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.
Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it.
Sorry, but bullshit. Unless you are on 'naked attraction', by the time I see a well endowed guys cock for the first time it is generally standing very clearly to attention and I virtually never have to watch them grow at all!
I think you misunderstood me entirely. Well-endowed showers already look impressive when soft.
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And I'm saying I never see them soft! But then I don't go to clubs.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A grower? As in flaccid looks like a normal penis but when erect is a good size?
Yep.
Well growers are a pleasant surprise as far as I’m concerned... "
You're one of the rare few that has the patience to see them wake up, especially under your ministrations! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!
According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result
So what happens now?
Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha.
No trophies unfortunately I just feel a little bit more positive about myself and my cock!! "
Well that’s a good thing at least!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've always wonde_ed this, everyone I've slept with has told me i am of a good size as well as people on here, yet I do sometimes see posts where people say things like "8inches+ only" etc, each to their own I guess |
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When he touches porcelain when taking a dump.
Should've sent them to Kim's mum.com
Jim's* my iPad doesn't acknowledge your brilliance apparently "
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"As my old fella used to say...
"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."
 "
Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.
God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!
But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"
This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable. |
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"As my old fella used to say...
"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."
Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.
God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!
But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"
This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable. "
Jeez.
Did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning? |
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"As my old fella used to say...
"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."
Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.
God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!
But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"
This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.
Jeez.
Did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning? "
not something I want to wake up to |
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"As my old fella used to say...
"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."
Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.
God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!
But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"
This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.
Jeez.
Did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning? not something I want to wake up to "
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over a year ago
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"As my old fella used to say...
"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."
Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.
God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!
But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"
This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.
Jeez.
Did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning? "
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"As my old fella used to say...
"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."
Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.
God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!
But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"
This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable. "
That is freaking hilarious and so true...the hypocrisy that is Fab...some times I hate being a woman on here, as get tar_ed with the same brush.... |
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By *sRedbbwWoman
over a year ago
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Christ, I'm getting flashbacks of a guy that was at chams once. Couldn't even get my mouth round it and it was at least 12inches. That was very well endowed but also too big to do anything sensible with |
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"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!
According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result
Maybe make up a card to show the ladies. Like a shampoo advert tou carried our a survey and out of 43 people tou came out with a whopping 6.8" maybe laminate it
So what happens now?
Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha.
No trophies unfortunately I just feel a little bit more positive about myself and my cock!! "
Maybe make up a card to show the ladies. Like a shampoo advert, you carried out a survey and out of 43 people you came out with a whopping 6.8" maybe laminate it. |
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By *dontknow OP Man
over a year ago
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"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!
According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result
Maybe make up a card to show the ladies. Like a shampoo advert tou carried our a survey and out of 43 people tou came out with a whopping 6.8" maybe laminate it
So what happens now?
Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha.
No trophies unfortunately I just feel a little bit more positive about myself and my cock!!
Maybe make up a card to show the ladies. Like a shampoo advert, you carried out a survey and out of 43 people you came out with a whopping 6.8" maybe laminate it. "
Or like a McDonald’s badge, I would get 3 stars and 4 on a good day |
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"As my old fella used to say...
"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."
Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.
God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!
But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"
This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable. "
If you see what he's saying. He makes a very valid point. It's maybe mixed in with a rant,but it's there though. I hear what you're saying mate. |
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"I'm not sure what brought on the full-blown angst-laden rant earlier on. I could have been more tactful. Sorry. "
Never ever apologise mate lol. Those who chose not to understand just want to be sarcastic and can easily see your point. They just need to say something to make others look daft. It's common round these parts. |
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"I'm not sure what brought on the full-blown angst-laden rant earlier on. I could have been more tactful. Sorry.
Never ever apologise mate lol. Those who chose not to understand just want to be sarcastic and can easily see your point. They just need to say something to make others look daft. It's common round these parts. "
The post was clearly understood even though it included a rant, my post was very clearly a joke.
But feel free to assume you know what I was doing by posting. It’s not at all new on here to drum up your own assumptions in your head that don’t correlate. |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"From what I have seen on fab, a Sky Remote is conside_ed the bench mark for well endowed.
What about the trusted deodorant or the Lucozade bottle? lol"
It def has to be the old sky remote. The new one just don’t cut it |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
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"But actually, even if they are small when flaccid, well-endowed is well-endowed when erect. "
And actually many well endowed ‘showers’ don’t get anything like as hard when erect which must be rather unsatisfying |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"As my old fella used to say...
"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."
Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.
God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!
But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"
This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.
That is freaking hilarious and so true...the hypocrisy that is Fab...some times I hate being a woman on here, as get tar_ed with the same brush.... "
Not just the hypocrisy of fab but the hypocrisy of the real world outside too when it comes to the subject matter of women’s equality - just look at the way women can talk about the bloke from Poldark whereas if the roles were reversed about a lady on tv and men commenting.... |
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A grower? As in flaccid looks like a normal penis but when erect is a good size?
Yep.
Well growers are a pleasant surprise as far as I’m concerned...
You're one of the rare few that has the patience to see them wake up, especially under your ministrations! "
Well as long as it works it’s all good with me!
Variety is the spice of life.... x |
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A grower? As in flaccid looks like a normal penis but when erect is a good size?
Yep.
Well growers are a pleasant surprise as far as I’m concerned...
You're one of the rare few that has the patience to see them wake up, especially under your ministrations!
Well as long as it works it’s all good with me!
Variety is the spice of life.... x "
ooo i do hate that bloody phrase |
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"As my old fella used to say...
"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."
Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.
God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!
But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"
This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.
That is freaking hilarious and so true...the hypocrisy that is Fab...some times I hate being a woman on here, as get tar_ed with the same brush....
Not just the hypocrisy of fab but the hypocrisy of the real world outside too when it comes to the subject matter of women’s equality - just look at the way women can talk about the bloke from Poldark whereas if the roles were reversed about a lady on tv and men commenting...."
The hypocrite gang.
Some deem it okay to drool over a half naked man and say what they’d do with him, but think it’s vile and “p_edatory” when men do exactly that over a woman.
I have no issue with either personally. |
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