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Slap my arse as you go past me and I will provide toast too  | |||
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"Consider yourself lightly slapped. Please may I have a coffee? "Oooooh thanks side order of toast for you sexy | |||
"A coffee be good right now "Coming right up , sugar or are you sweet enough | |||
"A coffee be good right now Coming right up , sugar or are you sweet enough "think i need all the sugar I can get lol  | |||
"A coffee be good right now Coming right up , sugar or are you sweet enough
think i need all the sugar I can get lol "Strong coffee 14 sugars coming up  | |||
"A coffee be good right now Coming right up , sugar or are you sweet enough
think i need all the sugar I can get lol Strong coffee 14 sugars coming up "sounds perfect lol | |||
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"Morning May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you "Oh course you can you sexy minx.  | |||
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"Coming right up "Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking. | |||
"Morning May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you Oh course you can you sexy minx."Me a minx? | |||
"Coffee 1 sweetener please but can I request the ass slap for me instead. "You scratch my back i'll scratch yours .... Toast? | |||
"Morning May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you Oh course you can you sexy minx.
Me a minx? "Highly Possible | |||
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Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking."That's nice to know, dashes off to check fixture list for Newcastle v Wolves away | |||
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"Morning May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you Oh course you can you sexy minx.
Me a minx? Highly Possible "What about spanking? | |||
"Morning May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you Oh course you can you sexy minx.
Me a minx? Highly Possible
What about spanking? "Go's without saying | |||
"Hot coffee, lightly buttered toast ...just reel me in...I'm hooked "There you go squire | |||
"Morning May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you Oh course you can you sexy minx.
Me a minx? Highly Possible
What about spanking? Go's without saying " | |||
"Morning May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you Oh course you can you sexy minx.
Me a minx? Highly Possible
What about spanking? Go's without saying "My arse is going to be hotter than the kettle at this rate  | |||
"Coming right up
Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking.That's nice to know, dashes off to check fixture list for Newcastle v Wolves away "There’s a reservation for you on that date. | |||
"Morning May I have a coffe with almond milk and toast with lots of butter? Thank you Oh course you can you sexy minx.
Me a minx? Highly Possible
What about spanking? Go's without saying My arse is going to be hotter than the kettle at this rate "it is already | |||
"Coming right up
Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking.That's nice to know, dashes off to check fixture list for Newcastle v Wolves away
There’s a reservation for you on that date. "Great but if you win deals off we need the points | |||
"Coming right up
Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking.That's nice to know, dashes off to check fixture list for Newcastle v Wolves away
There’s a reservation for you on that date. Great but if you win deals off we need the points "Thankfully I’m not a Dingle and your team isn’t playing my team this season! | |||
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"Coming right up
Thank you. If ever I can return the favour please do let me know. I love cooking.That's nice to know, dashes off to check fixture list for Newcastle v Wolves away
There’s a reservation for you on that date. Great but if you win deals off we need the points
Thankfully I’m not a Dingle and your team isn’t playing my team this season!"(  ) | |||
"Coffee please and bend over "Oh ok but bring lube I need the butter for the toast  | |||
"Coffee please and bend over Oh ok but bring lube I need the butter for the toast "Okie dokie | |||
"Coffee please and bend over Oh ok but bring lube I need the butter for the toast " | |||
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"Can I get any of you delectable folk a nice hot beverage?
Slap my arse as you go past me and I will provide toast too "Cup of tea please Slap | |||
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"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x " | |||
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"Thanks Ali. Now I'm so hungry be sure of the thread, that I'm going to need to make my own coffee , toast and spank "Awww. | |||
"Hot coffee, lightly buttered toast ...just reel me in...I'm hooked There you go squire "Mmmmmmm real better too | |||
"Thanks Ali. Now I'm so hungry be sure of the thread, that I'm going to need to make my own coffee , toast and spank
Awww."I know right | |||
"Coffee 1 sweetener please but can I request the ass slap for me instead. You scratch my back i'll scratch yours .... Toast? "Nah just the spank will do | |||
"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x "Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest) | |||
"Coffee 1 sweetener please but can I request the ass slap for me instead. You scratch my back i'll scratch yours .... Toast?
Nah just the spank will do " coming right up, Hand or Paddle? | |||
"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest) "Can I come | |||
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"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)
Can I come "sure over my tits please | |||
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"Cup of tea please and I'll slap your arse for some toast too "I'll slap yours for free x | |||
"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)
Can I come sure over my tits please " | |||
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"Thanks for the breakfast. Now can I offer any cream? " I could be tempted | |||
"Cup of tea please and I'll slap your arse for some toast too
I'll slap yours for free x "Crop or paddle | |||
"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest)
Can I come "any time x | |||
"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest) "now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me | |||
"Thanks for the breakfast. Now can I offer any cream? I could be tempted "Come here then  | |||
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"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest) now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me "Ermmm its on my bed | |||
"Thanks for the breakfast. Now can I offer any cream? I could be tempted
Come here then "I cant I'm making tea and coffee's | |||
"Tea would be fabulous "coming right up | |||
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"I’m having tea and toast "Pull those jeans down then and i'll do the spanking | |||
"Thanks for the breakfast. Now can I offer any cream? I could be tempted
Come here then I cant I'm making tea and coffee's "I will lend a hand as I’m sure I will be rewarded later | |||
"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest) now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me Ermmm its on my bed "you sure it's the duvet cover you want to show me | |||
"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest) now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me Ermmm its on my bed you sure it's the duvet cover you want to show me "Oh alright you've found me out i'll try the direct approach, Get ya Knickers off | |||
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"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest) now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me Ermmm its on my bed you sure it's the duvet cover you want to show me Oh alright you've found me out i'll try the direct approach, Get ya Knickers off "That's better blimey thought you'd never ask  | |||
"A nice strong cup of tea would be lovely. If you get that bottom anywhere near me I will slap it. X" Builders tea coming right up | |||
"A coffee would be great please ..I'll slap your arse but I don't want the toast today thanks x Oh Morning, tea suspended for 20 minutes while I just show Kelly my new duvet cover (honest) now where's this duvet cover you was going to show me Ermmm its on my bed you sure it's the duvet cover you want to show me Oh alright you've found me out i'll try the direct approach, Get ya Knickers off That's better blimey thought you'd never ask " | |||
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"Tea with milk and 2 please " You sound a little croaky there, would you like me to rub vick's on that chest of yours too | |||
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"Tea and toast please. Now present your bottom for a slap" Oh nice cock bulge would you like a bacon sandwich | |||
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"Tea and toast please. Now present your bottom for a slapOh nice cock bulge would you like a bacon sandwich "
Yes please white bread paddle or crop? | |||
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"Ooh...a nice strong mug of tea please with a splash of milk. Nita" Coming right up , can I tempt you with a Hob Nob | |||
"Tea and toast please. Now present your bottom for a slapOh nice cock bulge would you like a bacon sandwich
Yes please white bread paddle or crop? "Paddle and your hand please | |||
"Grind those coffee beans im on my way!! If i spank each cheek can i get two slices of toast?" Spank both and we might just be able to manage a sausage or two | |||
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"a nice strong black coffee please, preferably filter.. Can't stand that instant muck "I have a nice strong 5 strength Columbian , will that do you | |||
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"Tea white no sugar please “Slap”" Oooh slap returned tea coming right up | |||
"Morning I come with dunkers x "Most welcome nice trunks | |||
"a nice strong black coffee please, preferably filter.. Can't stand that instant muck I have a nice strong 5 strength Columbian , will that do you "Ooh not arf | |||
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"I’m having tea and toast Pull those jeans down then and i'll do the spanking "Blimey!  it’s not even 8am! *shocked*
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"a nice strong black coffee please, preferably filter.. Can't stand that instant muck I have a nice strong 5 strength Columbian , will that do you
Ooh not arf "Coming right up | |||
"I’m having tea and toast Pull those jeans down then and i'll do the spanking
Blimey! it’s not even 8am! *shocked*
"Well I could break out the Jaffa Cakes till 8.30 | |||
"I’m having tea and toast Pull those jeans down then and i'll do the spanking
Blimey! it’s not even 8am! *shocked*
Well I could break out the Jaffa Cakes till 8.30 "Deal! Have an arse pic | |||
"I’m having tea and toast Pull those jeans down then and i'll do the spanking
Blimey! it’s not even 8am! *shocked*
Well I could break out the Jaffa Cakes till 8.30
Deal! Have an arse pic "Magnificent | |||
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*spanks OP on the toosh* Got any Marmite? | |||
"Grind those coffee beans im on my way!! If i spank each cheek can i get two slices of toast?Spank both and we might just be able to manage a sausage or two "Now that sounds good!! Hands are warmed and ready | |||
"If your offering il have a strong coffee two sugars and a couple of slices ... thnk you "On its way | |||
"An Americano, no milk would be ideal right now thank you OP
*spanks OP on the toosh* Got any Marmite? "Vegamite do ya | |||
"Grind those coffee beans im on my way!! If i spank each cheek can i get two slices of toast?Spank both and we might just be able to manage a sausage or two
Now that sounds good!! Hands are warmed and ready " | |||
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"If your offering il have a strong coffee two sugars and a couple of slices ... thnk you On its way "Il spank you over the kitchen side a I wait for you to serve ..best service I’ve had | |||
"Please could I have a milky coffee "Sure can _oddy, Hob Nob? | |||
"I'll take a latte please, if you could throw in a croissant I'll throw in a squeeze with the slap "croissant you say aren't those just empty pasties | |||
"If your offering il have a strong coffee two sugars and a couple of slices ... thnk you On its way
Il spank you over the kitchen side a I wait for you to serve ..best service I’ve had " | |||
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"Black coffee if you can please. Oh and a toasted tea cake too if you have one. Your cheeks are quite red now too, but heres a little slap too! "Coming right up x | |||
"Builders tea please, what do we have to do to get buttered crumpet rather than toast?" I'm sure we can sort something out, crumpets coming right up | |||
"Black coffee if you can please. Oh and a toasted tea cake too if you have one. Your cheeks are quite red now too, but heres a little slap too!
Coming right up x"Just how I like it, thank you | |||
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"Coffee please and better put a splash or 2 of whiskey I think I’m going to need it "Pull up a chair and tell us all about it chick | |||
"An Americano, no milk would be ideal right now thank you OP
*spanks OP on the toosh* Got any Marmite?
Vegamite do ya "Ooooh g'wan then! The mention of Vegamite always kicks off an ear worm for Men At Work too though  | |||
"Coffee please and better put a splash or 2 of whiskey I think I’m going to need it Pull up a chair and tell us all about it chick "Its not even 8:30 and I’m surrounded by idiot people | |||
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"An Americano, no milk would be ideal right now thank you OP
*spanks OP on the toosh* Got any Marmite?
Vegamite do ya
Ooooh g'wan then! The mention of Vegamite always kicks off an ear worm for Men At Work too though "Ahh Cheers for that | |||
"Coffee please and better put a splash or 2 of whiskey I think I’m going to need it Pull up a chair and tell us all about it chick
Its not even 8:30 and I’m surrounded by idiot people "Well don't panic your in good company here | |||
"‘Gentle slap’ on both cheeks, just to keep you warm. Just let us know and we’ll trade for jam too "Jam, are we talking home made here? | |||
"Coffee please and better put a splash or 2 of whiskey I think I’m going to need it Pull up a chair and tell us all about it chick
Its not even 8:30 and I’m surrounded by idiot people Well don't panic your in good company here "This is where I can for some insanity | |||
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"Black tea please for hubby, white tea for Mrs. " There you go | |||
"Tea, milk no sugar please. And a slap on your bum for some toast x "Coming right up x | |||
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"Tea would be lovely, please x And a bottom slap,because I can. No toast needed! "be my guest | |||
"I'm good for toast but tea is always a winner. Cheeky slap given "Tea Up! | |||
"‘Gentle slap’ on both cheeks, just to keep you warm. Just let us know and we’ll trade for jam too Jam, are we talking home made here? "Isn’t that the best kind? | |||
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"‘Gentle slap’ on both cheeks, just to keep you warm. Just let us know and we’ll trade for jam too Jam, are we talking home made here?
Isn’t that the best kind? "Hell yeah to be honest you had me at crumpets | |||
"Am i too late for breakfast?! If not a coffee and bacon sandwich would be lovely thank you!" Well since you have gorgeous thighs I will make it for you | |||
"Am i too late for breakfast?! If not a coffee and bacon sandwich would be lovely thank you!Well since you have gorgeous thighs I will make it for you "Thank you very much.
I will try and be on time tomorrow! | |||
