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over a year ago
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I bought two bottles of wine and they’re both corked! Both! Never had a corked bottle in my life but today? 2 in one go.
Anyone else with some first world problems? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No man around to watch a scary Netflix film with.
A travesty! "
It is. I tried to watch it a few nights ago and almost had a panic attack 20 minutes in.
I need a brave man to hide behind in bed. |
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"Why didn't you check the bottle top before you bought it?
I think you’re confusing corked, with “had a cork in”
They’re off basically "
Oh, sorry 
I've just oiled my hair and some of it got into my eyes and made them blurry. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why didn't you check the bottle top before you bought it?
I think you’re confusing corked, with “had a cork in”
They’re off basically
Oh, sorry
I've just oiled my hair and some of it got into my eyes and made them blurry. "
That happens when I oil my beard, another first world problem |
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"No Ice for g&t
No gin to go with my ice...
Why does all the gin go?
Same reason all the rums gone "
No it hasn't, there is still half a bottle of sailor jerry left..
You must be spying on someone else..yer dirty scrote bucket
Ps.. I do know it's a jack sparrow line. |
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"No man around to watch a scary Netflix film with.
A travesty!
It is. I tried to watch it a few nights ago and almost had a panic attack 20 minutes in.
I need a brave man to hide behind in bed."
I NEVER watch television in bed . . . But I am brave and could be persuaded to make an exception. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No Ice for g&t
No gin to go with my ice...
Why does all the gin go?
Same reason all the rums gone
No it hasn't, there is still half a bottle of sailor jerry left..
You must be spying on someone else..yer dirty scrote bucket
Ps.. I do know it's a jack sparrow line."
You have half a bottle of sailor jerry and you’re whinging about the gin!? The only problem you have sir, is that it’s only half a bottle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can barely reach the remote 
That’s just a bit lazy
It’s all I could think of at the time "
Ok, I’ll accept it. Can anyone help this lady reach the remote please? |
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"I can barely reach the remote
That’s just a bit lazy
It’s all I could think of at the time
Ok, I’ll accept it. Can anyone help this lady reach the remote please? "
Shhhhh, it’s on the arm of the chair  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can barely reach the remote
That’s just a bit lazy
It’s all I could think of at the time
Ok, I’ll accept it. Can anyone help this lady reach the remote please?
Shhhhh, it’s on the arm of the chair "
No no, too late now. We have too men enroute |
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"I can barely reach the remote
That’s just a bit lazy
It’s all I could think of at the time
Ok, I’ll accept it. Can anyone help this lady reach the remote please?
Shhhhh, it’s on the arm of the chair
No no, too late now. We have too men enroute "
Ohh ffs, I had better get me best wig out then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once had this problem and worse still, no corkscrew, I did however have screws and a hammer, I screwed a long screw in and used the claw of a hammer to remove, must admit, sweated a bit, and had the odd flaking cork in my wine, but still, all went down a treat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bought two bottles of wine and they’re both corked! Both! Never had a corked bottle in my life but today? 2 in one go.
Anyone else with some first world problems?
Were they from Aldi ?"
No, they were not. It’s actually a wine I’ve had a few bottles of previously but alas, my luck was over today. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once had this problem and worse still, no corkscrew, I did however have screws and a hammer, I screwed a long screw in and used the claw of a hammer to remove, must admit, sweated a bit, and had the odd flaking cork in my wine, but still, all went down a treat."
Oh just push the cork in if that’s the case, it’s not hard. But unfortunately that’s not the sort of corked I’m referring too |
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