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I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me  |
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"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me "
Awww, poor baby - sloppy food for you for a few days!! |
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"I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..
I looked like desperate dan for a good few days  "
Best bit is there's was nothing wrong with it. I'm that special I'm getting a 2nd set so it was being pushed out. Even my dentist of over 30 years hasn't seen it before. Wish I could just be normal for a change. |
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over a year ago
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"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me "
No fun at all. Rest up. |
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over a year ago
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all  "
I’ll see if I can find one for you |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
I’ll see if I can find one for you "
Best thing I've heard all day. Yep it's been that bad a day |
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"I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..
I looked like desperate dan for a good few days
Best bit is there's was nothing wrong with it. I'm that special I'm getting a 2nd set so it was being pushed out. Even my dentist of over 30 years hasn't seen it before. Wish I could just be normal for a change."
Trust you to be so special Bladey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.
I really didn't think this through did I "
Be careful what you wish for.
Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism. |
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"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me "
I sympathise and understand your need for comfort.
Sending you a dick pic right away.....
Hope it helps. |
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"I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..
I looked like desperate dan for a good few days
Best bit is there's was nothing wrong with it. I'm that special I'm getting a 2nd set so it was being pushed out. Even my dentist of over 30 years hasn't seen it before. Wish I could just be normal for a change.
Trust you to be so special Bladey "
I so wish I wasn't it's no fun no more |
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"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.
I really didn't think this through did I
Be careful what you wish for.
Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism. "
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"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me
I sympathise and understand your need for comfort.
Sending you a dick pic right away.....
Hope it helps."
Won't be the 1st sadly |
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"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me
I sympathise and understand your need for comfort.
Sending you a dick pic right away.....
Hope it helps.
Won't be the 1st sadly "
You haven’t only had dick pics though |
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"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me
I sympathise and understand your need for comfort.
Sending you a dick pic right away.....
Hope it helps.
Won't be the 1st sadly
You haven’t only had dick pics though "
Very true. If I could feel my gob I'd be grinning like a Cheshire cat |
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"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.
I really didn't think this through did I
Be careful what you wish for.
Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism. "
That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again |
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"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.
I really didn't think this through did I
Be careful what you wish for.
Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.
That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again "
Abort Abort Abort!!!!!!
I repeat; ABORT!!!!!!!!!!
Nun of that here please.  |
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"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.
I really didn't think this through did I
Be careful what you wish for.
Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.
That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again
Abort Abort Abort!!!!!!
I repeat; ABORT!!!!!!!!!!
Nun of that here please. "
Ha ha !!!
I don’t know what possessed me , perhaps a priest could help ? |
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"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.
I really didn't think this through did I
Be careful what you wish for.
Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.
That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again
Abort Abort Abort!!!!!!
I repeat; ABORT!!!!!!!!!!
Nun of that here please.
Ha ha !!!
I don’t know what possessed me , perhaps a priest could help ? "
Sorry. Graveyard humour. |
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"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.
I really didn't think this through did I
Be careful what you wish for.
Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.
That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again
Abort Abort Abort!!!!!!
I repeat; ABORT!!!!!!!!!!
Nun of that here please.
Ha ha !!!
I don’t know what possessed me , perhaps a priest could help ?
Sorry. Graveyard humour. "
Say no more ... |
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"Standby for an inbox full of cock pics and prolapses.
I really didn't think this through did I
Be careful what you wish for.
Last person who asked a genie for a three foot cock got an aggressive man with dwarfism.
That could work , just need a suitable spot for a bit of dogging fun .... maybe a grav....nah , best not go there again "
I've just spit my worm milk everywhere |
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"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me "
Look on the bright side it makes your face look slimmer it did when I had mine out.  |
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"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me
Look on the bright side it makes your face look slimmer it did when I had mine out. "
Instant Wight loss hmmm hadn't thought of that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's payback Bladey for being such a naughty boy at The Social.
You will be climbing the walls soon when the Lignocaine wears off. Screaming the house down!
I'm not cute, but I am blonde... how can I help you take your mind off things?
In box... Incoming |
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"It's payback Bladey for being such a naughty boy at The Social.
You will be climbing the walls soon when the Lignocaine wears off. Screaming the house down!
I'm not cute, but I am blonde... how can I help you take your mind off things?
In box... Incoming "
You obviously know the answer |
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over a year ago
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"I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..
I looked like desperate dan for a good few days
Best bit is there's was nothing wrong with it. I'm that special I'm getting a 2nd set so it was being pushed out. Even my dentist of over 30 years hasn't seen it before. Wish I could just be normal for a change."
I don't think I have even grown a first set. |
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"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me "
Oh ouch poor you wisdom teeth are fucking evil xx |
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"I can empathize with you OP, had my two lower wisdom teeth out a few yrs ago..
I looked like desperate dan for a good few days
Best bit is there's was nothing wrong with it. I'm that special I'm getting a 2nd set so it was being pushed out. Even my dentist of over 30 years hasn't seen it before. Wish I could just be normal for a change.
I don't think I have even grown a first set. "
I was quite happy with just the 1 set to be honest. I've now lost a good tooth for 1 that will also need pulling when it's finished coming out. Apparently on the rare occasions this does happen they're rarely rooted so it's still not over |
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"I've just had the mother of all wisdom teeth out it was huge. I'm now battered and bruised. Sympathy and dirty pics to my inbox please. Wonders off rubbing cheek and muttering why me why bloody me
Oh ouch poor you wisdom teeth are fucking evil xx"
To be fair till now none of them have been any trouble but I know plenty do. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh you poor man!!! X
If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to "
Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Oh you poor man!!! X
If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to "
I'll get your ticket cashed for you |
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"Oh you poor man!!! X
If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to
Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x"
No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh you poor man!!! X
If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to
Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x
No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas "
 to the crunch!! |
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"Oh you poor man!!! X
If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to
Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x
No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas
to the crunch!!"
Did you cringe then |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Oh you poor man!!! X
If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to
Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x
No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas
to the crunch!!
Did you cringe then "
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Oh you poor man!!! X
If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to
Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x
No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas
to the crunch!!
Did you cringe then
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What's so funny about that? Yes....I did cringe. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Oh you poor man!!! X
If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to
Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x
No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas
to the crunch!!
Did you cringe then
What's so funny about that? Yes....I did cringe."
I had 6 out in 1 sitting last year. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Oh you poor man!!! X
If I won the lottery I'd trip on the way to collect and brake my neck. It's bloody tipical. Fantastic start to my new job to
Don't worry about that!! It must of been giving you grief for a while. I bet the injection was the worst bit eh? Tomorrow will be bad x
No the crunch when it come out was. Think I've that many tablets in me im going to be off it till Christmas
to the crunch!!
Did you cringe then
What's so funny about that? Yes....I did cringe.
I had 6 out in 1 sitting last year."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all "
Cute blonde pic on its way |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way "
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is  |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is "
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear "
Bullshit ya fucker |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear
Bullshit ya fucker "
Haha so it was |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear
Bullshit ya fucker
Haha so it was "
See, told yer |
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"Have had two impacted wisdom teeth out and the pain is immense once the numbing wears off. Cocodamol and hot water bottle on the face helps.
Hope you feel better"
Believe me if you could pick me up and shake me I'd rattle |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear
Bullshit ya fucker "
I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear
Bullshit ya fucker
I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though "
I’ll show you the one I sent him, hard to beat |
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over a year ago
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear
Bullshit ya fucker
I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though
I’ll show you the one I sent him, hard to beat "
Is it gonna scare me  |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear
Bullshit ya fucker
I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though "
Owww I don't know. Bloody shame I'm old and dropping to bits  |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear
Bullshit ya fucker
I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though
I’ll show you the one I sent him, hard to beat
Is it gonna scare me "
Your safe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear
Bullshit ya fucker
I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though
I’ll show you the one I sent him, hard to beat
Is it gonna scare me
Your safe. "
Awwww yeah cuter than the one I sent! |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
Cute blonde pic on its way
I'm not looking it's been a bad enough day as it is
Have a look, the cutest blonde you’ll ever see I swear
Bullshit ya fucker
I’ll send one then but I’m really not that cute! Hopefully better then all the dick pics you’ve had though
I’ll show you the one I sent him, hard to beat
Is it gonna scare me
Your safe.
Awwww yeah cuter than the one I sent! "
Hmmmm on a par maybe |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all "
You know blond is a guy and blonde is a girl, right?
You should gargle with warm saltwater (Not a joke, though I'm sure there's one in there somewhere) |
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over a year ago
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"I would like a cute blonde too
Bloody ell, ok, comin up
Your gonna pull at this rate "
Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog  |
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"Why is everyone So mean to me. Twats boohooo
Awwwwww hope you feel better soon. You have been in the wars lately haven’t you
Tell me about it. I need a cute blond to take my mind off it all
You know blond is a guy and blonde is a girl, right?
You should gargle with warm saltwater (Not a joke, though I'm sure there's one in there somewhere)"
With my spelling that's the least of my problems |
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"I would like a cute blonde too
Bloody ell, ok, comin up
Your gonna pull at this rate
Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog
I thought it was a teddy "
Glad it wasn’t just me. Or are you just humouring me coz I’m so dumb! |
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"I would like a cute blonde too
Bloody ell, ok, comin up
Your gonna pull at this rate
Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog
I thought it was a teddy "
No he’s a real dog, too cute for words eh. Not mine tho, he’s being fostered by a mate for the rspca. |
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"I would like a cute blonde too
Bloody ell, ok, comin up
Your gonna pull at this rate
Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog
I thought it was a teddy
Glad it wasn’t just me. Or are you just humouring me coz I’m so dumb! "
Ohhh no guess that means I'm blond to |
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"I would like a cute blonde too
Bloody ell, ok, comin up
Your gonna pull at this rate
Let’s not go mental mate, no chance of that, he’s not even my dog
I thought it was a teddy
No he’s a real dog, too cute for words eh. Not mine tho, he’s being fostered by a mate for the rspca. "
Ffs I hope my kids don't see that. My gaffs already a zoo |
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