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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I got into this embarrassing situation in a swingers club, this older lady was sticking her ass out while she was sucking this guy in a gimp mask off.
So I slid into her from behind, to my surprise the guy pulled off his gimp mask and said
‘I’m shocked to see you here son!’
I was stunned I replied
‘Dad! I can’t beleive you are cheating on mum like this!’
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‘He’s not’ said mum glaring at me over her shoulder.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself  "
Did the police cone the area off? |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself
Did the police cone the area off?"
Yeah, think the locals done a whip round |
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"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself
Did the police cone the area off?
Yeah, think the locals done a whip round "
Sounds a bit flakey |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
my own little sanctuary |
"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself
Did the police cone the area off?
Yeah, think the locals done a whip round
Sounds a bit flakey "
Sherbet it paid for his funeral |
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"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself
Did the police cone the area off?
Yeah, think the locals done a whip round
Sounds a bit flakey
Sherbet it paid for his funeral "
Did they find any (dip) dabs? |
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"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself
Did the police cone the area off?
Yeah, think the locals done a whip round
Sounds a bit flakey "
I'd like to see Magnum get involved. |
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"Police found an ice cream man dead on his van floor covered in hundreds and thousands, they believe he topped himself
Did the police cone the area off?
Yeah, think the locals done a whip round
Sounds a bit flakey
Sherbet it paid for his funeral "
What's your sauce? |
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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago
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A Young lady walked into Mothercare and asked the shop assistant if they sell matternity dresses and if so , do they have any in stock , "yes my dear" replies the assistant " we have quite a good selection over here , may I ask what bust ? " to which the young lady replied " the condom" |
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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