Try telling us the details in song format to the tune of ‘Solsbury Hill’ by Peter Gabriel
“Sat up at Solsbury Hill
Having a wank, can’t keep still
Seeing the doggers in and out
It’s such a thrill I’ll give ‘em a shout”
Type of thing.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought everybody wanks uphill..then downhill...then uphill..then"
nope that was grand old duke of York...wanked 10000 men to the top then down again.
Arm like Popeye apparently |
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"Walking up on Salisbury hill
I could see an eery light
Wind was blowing time stood still
Ramblers came out of the night  "
Walking up on Solsbury Hill
I could see an interior light
A lady was blowing he stood still
Doggers came throughout the night
My heart going boom boom boom
Wanking up on Solsbury Hill
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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Are you off to Solsbury Hill next?
Heavily edited. LOL
Tossing off on Solsbury Hill...
Semen flew out of the eye
It was something to observe
Came on clothes, I heard a voice
My heart going boom boom boom...
They've come to take me away. " |
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"Why
If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!
No, it was why to the OP"
In that case because he's obsessed with talking about his cock lol ! |
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"Why
If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!
No, it was why to the OP
In that case because he's obsessed with talking about his cock lol !"
Oh I know. Just wondering why he isn’t wanking in the safety of his own home lol |
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"Why
If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!
No, it was why to the OP
In that case because he's obsessed with talking about his cock lol !
Oh I know. Just wondering why he isn’t wanking in the safety of his own home lol "
His house isn't big enough to contain it.He's having his ceilings raised to cater for his hard-ons |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Why
If that was meant for me, Sysyphus in Greek myth was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity!
No, it was why to the OP
In that case because he's obsessed with talking about his cock lol !
Oh I know. Just wondering why he isn’t wanking in the safety of his own home lol
His house isn't big enough to contain it.He's having his ceilings raised to cater for his hard-ons "
So you're telling me, that's not snow of the roof then?   |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Sat in my car having a wank up portsdown hill"
Who remembers Hale & Pace and their Kids' TV sketch? Well I do and this is what they'd say.
Hello Billy!
Hello Johnny!
Hello Children!
We've been reading this post...
Yes, children we have!
We know a song about this...
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Fapping off, on Solsbury Hill
I was sniffing my wife’s tights
Window’s steaming, engine still
Semen flew out of the eye
It was something to observe
Came on clothes, I heard a voice
Copper knocked and called me a perv
Had to listen, had no choice
I did not believe my situation
"Just getting sexual gratification"
My hand going, zoom, zoom, zoom
“Stop” He said “Wipe your hands”
“I’ve come to take you in”
I was detained until five
My wife would think I was a nut
A sexless marriage is no life
Open minds would soon be shut
How were things? Not OK!
My sex life was in a rut
'Til I thought of where I’d stay
All my clothes would she cut?
I was petitioned for obscenery
I had left the matrimony
My head going boom, boom, boom
“Hey” she said “Take your things”
” This is now, not your home”
(Back home.) Not home!
Confessing all this, on the net
I’m not looking for sympathy
Just a one bed for me to let
This all happened just last week
Watched by neighbours, through their nets
Who closed them tight, when glanced by me
Gossips hiding, behind those nets
I have needs: sexually
Today I don’t need the resentment
I just wanted sexual contentment
I have needs too, too, too
“Hey” I said “I want my things”
“That are still in my old home”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sat in my car having a wank up portsdown hill"
Does this mean you can shoot from the bottom of the hill to the top?
Im not familiar with the hill in question but that's an impressive feat all the same. |
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