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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

After discovering a friend of a friend has named her toy (actual toy, not manfriend fucktoy) "Justin" - which I find hilarious - it got me wondering...

How many of you name your toys? And if so, what are their names?

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I do call my wand gonzo but that may have something to do with the amazing attachment he has permanently fixed in place.

You can visualise that now

Lex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My throbber is called Bob.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

Well up until now nope, but after seeing this I’m about to start, now to come up with a fave name

Mrs blue eyes

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I do call my wand gonzo but that may have something to do with the amazing attachment he has permanently fixed in place.

You can visualise that now

Lex"

Love it!

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"My throbber is called Bob."

Can he fix it?

Yes he can!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife's got a dark brown dildo that she calls Winston.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"My wife's got a dark brown dildo that she calls Winston.

Is it Churchill's cigar ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think he'd have been able to open his mouth wide enough to smoke this bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do call my wand gonzo but that may have something to do with the amazing attachment he has permanently fixed in place.

You can visualise that now

Lex"

I can indeed!! I always say that mine has his hat on and it is an amazing attachment

Mrs Spader x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Rabbit is called Roger ...

Yes I know

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I don't think he'd have been able to open his mouth wide enough to smoke this bugger."

I'm now imagining her calling him Winston in a very patois Desmonds (Desmond! Porkpie!) type fashion

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I do call my wand gonzo but that may have something to do with the amazing attachment he has permanently fixed in place.

You can visualise that now

Lex

I can indeed!! I always say that mine has his hat on and it is an amazing attachment

Mrs Spader x "

Ahhh...but what's his name?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm going to name mine Granville now.

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I must say, I'm slightly taken aback...when I heard this story it amused me because it seemed so unusual.

Now I realise it's more like the norm! You've *all* got names for them!

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

I have toys and then my sweet toy

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm going to name mine Granville now."
is that ga.ga..ga Granville

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My throbber is called Bob.

Can he fix it?

Yes he can!

Throbber Robert aka Bob can fix what some men cannot

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"My throbber is called Bob.

Can he fix it?

Yes he can!

Throbber Robert aka Bob can fix what some men cannot

Let me know if he's taking on any apprentices

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Alain prost ... ate massager

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Alain prost ... ate massager"

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Alain prost ... ate massager"
and (where does this) Ringo..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our fuck machine is called Bob. Think the wand was called Wanda for a short time x

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I knew I should have been born a Bob!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My throbber is called Bob.

Can he fix it?

Yes he can!

Throbber Robert aka Bob can fix what some men cannot

Let me know if he's taking on any apprentices

I'll bear you in mind

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"My throbber is called Bob.

Can he fix it?

Yes he can!

Throbber Robert aka Bob can fix what some men cannot

Let me know if he's taking on any apprentices

I'll bear you in mind

I can already make a pretty decent cuppa, and I'm semi-handy with a broom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bless Bob!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a lady once who always used two she called them Desmond toto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My throbber is called Bob.

Can he fix it?

Yes he can!

Throbber Robert aka Bob can fix what some men cannot

Let me know if he's taking on any apprentices

I'll bear you in mind

I can already make a pretty decent cuppa, and I'm semi-handy with a broom

That's all you would do if I needed help

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

We have a very special friend join us list nights called Wanda

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"My throbber is called Bob.

Can he fix it?

Yes he can!

Throbber Robert aka Bob can fix what some men cannot

Let me know if he's taking on any apprentices

I'll bear you in mind

I can already make a pretty decent cuppa, and I'm semi-handy with a broom

That's all you would do if I needed help

I'll just stand by the side and watch and learn then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No I've never called any of mine a name. That though has never even crossed my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Named LC by my owner

Can you guess what those initials stand for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My throbber is called Bob.

Can he fix it?

Yes he can!

Throbber Robert aka Bob can fix what some men cannot

Let me know if he's taking on any apprentices

I'll bear you in mind

I can already make a pretty decent cuppa, and I'm semi-handy with a broom

That's all you would do if I needed help

I'll just stand by the side and watch and learn then

Be my guest

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"Named LC by my owner

Can you guess what those initials stand for?

Lucky chap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Certainly am but not quite right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines called right hand

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"Mines called right hand"

Hm. And there was me thinking you were a lefty

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By *riefcase_Wanker OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Mines called right hand"

Pamela then

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