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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders  "
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders. |
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant."
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing... |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing..."
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc |
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"Thinking about investing in a fleshlite ...then all youse girls will be sorry
Do it they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc"
hahaha... true |
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"Thinking about investing in a fleshlite ...then all youse girls will be sorry
Do it they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc hahaha... true"
. And I'm not outside its age range |
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders."
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc"
Ahhh...but robots will always leave you cold and they'll never be able to give you that extra little squeeze when they know you need it 
We're not entirely useless all of the time  |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
"
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc
Ahhh...but robots will always leave you cold and they'll never be able to give you that extra little squeeze when they know you need it
We're not entirely useless all of the time "
I'm hard I don't need any extra little squeeze. |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there."
You sound far too good to be true. Are you really a man hiding behind a fake profile? |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there.
You sound far too good to be true. Are you really a man hiding behind a fake profile? "
I do believe I'm more man than woman. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"John Logie Television invented the beard.
And John Bogie Beard invented the handkerchief
Alexander Fleming discovered James Bond. "
and you'll discover a smack on the arse if you don't keep on track. |
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there."
Strait isn't level though. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there.
Strait isn't level though. "
My straight shelves are always level. |
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over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there.
You sound far too good to be true. Are you really a man hiding behind a fake profile?
I do believe I'm more man than woman."
Your dress in Manchester showed off your testicles wonderfully  |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
Put up your own shelves then.
They won't be level.
Pfffffft.
and I'm capable of putting up my own straight shelves,well that was until the charger for my drill blew up. Good job I was there.
You sound far too good to be true. Are you really a man hiding behind a fake profile?
I do believe I'm more man than woman.
Your dress in Manchester showed off your testicles wonderfully "
Well when they're this flipping huge it's hard to hide the buggers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"John Logie Television invented the beard.
And John Bogie Beard invented the handkerchief
Alexander Fleming discovered James Bond.
and you'll discover a smack on the arse if you don't keep on track."
I’d love that |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"John Logie Television invented the beard.
And John Bogie Beard invented the handkerchief
Alexander Fleming discovered James Bond.
and you'll discover a smack on the arse if you don't keep on track.
I’d love that "
Stingly can you please do the honours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders."
A well aimed vibrator will deal with a spider. |
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By *aenMan
over a year ago
Here and There |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc"
Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down? |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
A well aimed vibrator will deal with a spider."
Do not kill spiders! |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc
Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?"
This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
A well aimed vibrator will deal with a spider.
Do not kill spiders!"
Scare them off then |
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By *aenMan
over a year ago
Here and There |
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Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?
This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up."
Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point.
Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!  |
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Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?
This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up.
Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point.
Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s! "
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology) |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
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Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?
This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up.
Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point.
Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)"
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another. |
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Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?
This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up.
Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point.
Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another."
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something? |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
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Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?
This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up.
Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point.
Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another.
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something?"
I don't know pretty sure I didn't get it wet,it's just annoying as I now need to buy a complete new drill just because the charger thing is knackered. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant.
No just never say front bottom ever again!"
I think that was the first and I hope last time I use that expression. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Nah, we still have to catch the spiders
Nar I'm big and daft enough to do that myself I have no issues with cute spiders.
A well aimed vibrator will deal with a spider."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant.
No just never say front bottom ever again!
I think that was the first and I hope last time I use that expression."
Filth. You look so sweet. I'm disappointed. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant.
No just never say front bottom ever again!
I think that was the first and I hope last time I use that expression."
I'll forgive you then,just learn from your mistakes. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant.
No just never say front bottom ever again!
I think that was the first and I hope last time I use that expression.
Filth. You look so sweet. I'm disappointed. "
Poop Shoot? |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
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Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?
This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up.
Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point.
Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another.
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something?
I don't know pretty sure I didn't get it wet,it's just annoying as I now need to buy a complete new drill just because the charger thing is knackered."
You don't. You can buy just a charger. Men know these things |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
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Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?
This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up.
Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point.
Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another.
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something?
I don't know pretty sure I didn't get it wet,it's just annoying as I now need to buy a complete new drill just because the charger thing is knackered.
You don't. You can buy just a charger. Men know these things "
I've tried I can't find one. |
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over a year ago
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"I appreciate a vibrator, one in the back bottom while I'm in the front bottom or vice versa is quite pleasant.
No just never say front bottom ever again!
I think that was the first and I hope last time I use that expression.
Filth. You look so sweet. I'm disappointed.
Poop Shoot?"
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Fleshlight, sex dolls and prostate massagers! Touche, me thinks."
No not really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The beach boys made good vibrations 
I bet you make good vibrations eh Sam.
I have been known to make the earth move
You certainly did in my dreams last night. Wink wink "
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Fleshlight, sex dolls and prostate massagers! Touche, me thinks.
No not really."
Ah that's right....any man that owns or uses one is a sad ,lonely pervert rather than a person who is attuned to their own sexual needs and isn't afraid of getting their rocks off how THEY want to, rather than how society wants them to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Fleshlight, sex dolls and prostate massagers! Touche, me thinks.
No not really.
Ah that's right....any man that owns or uses one is a sad ,lonely pervert rather than a person who is attuned to their own sexual needs and isn't afraid of getting their rocks off how THEY want to, rather than how society wants them to."
It's weird how men wanking is seen as disgusting, especially when they use toys. Women wanking is seen as hot, even more so when they use toys.  |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
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Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?
This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up.
Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point.
Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another.
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something?
I don't know pretty sure I didn't get it wet,it's just annoying as I now need to buy a complete new drill just because the charger thing is knackered.
You don't. You can buy just a charger. Men know these things
I've tried I can't find one."
Get a man to find one for you
On a more serious note, whoever the manufacturer of your drill is (Bosch, Makita, etc), email their head office and ask them where you can get one. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Fleshlight, sex dolls and prostate massagers! Touche, me thinks.
No not really.
Ah that's right....any man that owns or uses one is a sad ,lonely pervert rather than a person who is attuned to their own sexual needs and isn't afraid of getting their rocks off how THEY want to, rather than how society wants them to."
That's a shame you feel like that,I find fleshlights kinda hot. However you're taking this way to seriously for my liking,go get your fleshlight and relax... |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
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Yeah, but can it put the toilet seat down?
This is an all female household right down to the goldfish so no toilet seats are left up.
Hmmm, I’m beginning to see your point.
Let’s hope the battery doesn’t go the same way as your drill’s!
Apparently some of the drills come with 9Ah batteries now...not sure that would be quite necessary for vibrators
(Incidentally Ignite - if you have NiCad batteries you want to make sure you run them until they are completely and utterly flat before you recharge them, Lithium Ion you *shouldn't* let them run flat. Not trying to mansplain, but not everyone knows how to maintain battery life depending on the type of techmology)
Hmm it appears men are useful for something. I don't know to be honest I went to use said drill,battery flat,plugged battery into the charger thing,it's smoked. Battery charger thing now not working.
One drill now useless without the charger base thing and can't find another.
Hmmm...that sounds more like some kind of fault - possibly a mismatch of voltages, a wiring fault or it's got wet or something?
I don't know pretty sure I didn't get it wet,it's just annoying as I now need to buy a complete new drill just because the charger thing is knackered.
You don't. You can buy just a charger. Men know these things
I've tried I can't find one.
Get a man to find one for you
On a more serious note, whoever the manufacturer of your drill is (Bosch, Makita, etc), email their head office and ask them where you can get one. "
That's a good idea,it would be good not to have to throw it away just because I couldn't get a charger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant."
I am jealous at how many different sex toys are available for women lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc"
but vibrators can't kiss you, hug you, spoon you, tell you how sexy you are, tell you how great you are, cook you a meal, run you a bath, massage you, etc lol. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I thankyou very much.
Did you know, there are industrial types used for getting air bubbles out of wet concrete?
Not a lotta people know that "
Oh my goodness no I didn't know that,that bit of useless information may come in handy one day when my fanny needs something more industrial. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc
but vibrators can't kiss you, hug you, spoon you, tell you how sexy you are, tell you how great you are, cook you a meal, run you a bath, massage you, etc lol."
That only happens in the honey moon period anyway then out comes the baggy undies,string vest and slobbing out side. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"What's the point? I have a cock and minimal feelings too.
You don’t fit in a hold-all.
He'll fit in mine!
I'll bloody well give it a try."
Trust me I'll make you fit and get the odd takeaway in for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc
but vibrators can't kiss you, hug you, spoon you, tell you how sexy you are, tell you how great you are, cook you a meal, run you a bath, massage you, etc lol.
That only happens in the honey moon period anyway then out comes the baggy undies,string vest and slobbing out side."
Lol. |
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc
but vibrators can't kiss you, hug you, spoon you, tell you how sexy you are, tell you how great you are, cook you a meal, run you a bath, massage you, etc lol."
I do get a meal cooked that is 1 outa 7 so I say thank heavens for vibrators |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not the faintest idea but where they actually originally invented for sexually purposes? I mean Viagra had nothing what to do with erretile dysfunction at all, they just found out what it did when checking people's feed back during trials for it. |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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"There is/was a film on Netflix about its invention, can't remember what it is called though
Hysteria - its actually a really good film"
Is that not an album by Def Lepard?
Oh and btw, if men did it right we wouldn’t need a vibrator.... |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Hell yeah! just wish I had discovered them 30 years before I did.
My new one is a little cracker, they certainly have moved on.
Thanks Lovehoney "
I bought a wand as people were raving about them,I wished I had just bought a new vibrator instead. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Naughty Granville indeed....I’d have chosen a catchier name although I’m sure Granville doesn’t mind  "
It's in memory of his dad (inventor),it could be Mortimer but I prefer Granville. I think Granville looks more like a grandad now so may be time to lay him to rest. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"FFS...I thought you were saving yourself 
Sometimes these thing's can't wait,so Granville came out to play. Naughty Granville still needs a wash.
Don't forget to recharge..."
Granville is battery operated,he's always ready to play on the rare occasion he sees light of day. |
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc"
Really, if you've found a vibrator to be better than a man....you have found the wrong man. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc
Really, if you've found a vibrator to be better than a man....you have found the wrong man."
Do you think? |
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Until they invent robots that catch spiders and put bins out there's still a use for us dammit!
And robot cuddles will never be a match for the real thing...
Nope I catch the spiders and put my own bins out. Vibrators are great they don't nag,they don't leave all their clothes all over,the don't leave hairs in the bed etc etc etc
Really, if you've found a vibrator to be better than a man....you have found the wrong man.
Do you think?"
Pretty much all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naughty Granville indeed....I’d have chosen a catchier name although I’m sure Granville doesn’t mind
It's in memory of his dad (inventor),it could be Mortimer but I prefer Granville. I think Granville looks more like a grandad now so may be time to lay him to rest."
Laid to rest? Sounds like he’s been buried quite a lot |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant."
Didnt you know according to men...just the sight of a man’s erect penis should send a woman into an operatic display of ecstasy and penetration should be more than enough to bring about a female orgasm.
So it only stands to reason that many men believe that if their dicks don’t bring individual women to climax, they must be inadequate to the task (and so too must be the man attached to it).
True story |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Naughty Granville indeed....I’d have chosen a catchier name although I’m sure Granville doesn’t mind
It's in memory of his dad (inventor),it could be Mortimer but I prefer Granville. I think Granville looks more like a grandad now so may be time to lay him to rest.
Laid to rest? Sounds like he’s been buried quite a lot "
He's old now so will eventually be buried in the back garden near the goldfish cemetary. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Didnt you know according to men...just the sight of a man’s erect penis should send a woman into an operatic display of ecstasy and penetration should be more than enough to bring about a female orgasm.
So it only stands to reason that many men believe that if their dicks don’t bring individual women to climax, they must be inadequate to the task (and so too must be the man attached to it).
True story "
That would explain why I always have multiple orgasms just logging onto Fab with all these dick pics flying around. I've only been logged on for 3 1/2 minutes and I've had 4 already. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Not the faintest idea but where they actually originally invented for sexually purposes? I mean Viagra had nothing what to do with erretile dysfunction at all, they just found out what it did when checking people's feed back during trials for it. "
Originally used purely as a medical instrument, its immense generator restricted the vibrator to permanent installation in the doctor's surgery.
However, it became very popular with Victorian and Edwardian women, who sought to acquire personal devices and transport it from the surgery to the room of their choice. The benefits of handheld electric current carried out of the doctor's office and into the world of beauty and pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you men are not going to take this seriously than sod off,you're just jealous because you've been made redundant.
Didnt you know according to men...just the sight of a man’s erect penis should send a woman into an operatic display of ecstasy and penetration should be more than enough to bring about a female orgasm.
So it only stands to reason that many men believe that if their dicks don’t bring individual women to climax, they must be inadequate to the task (and so too must be the man attached to it).
True story "
It all makes sense now!! |
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