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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Thatchers Haze please.
But in the name of sweet Jesus, no ice in there barkeep, I’m not a bloody tourist or Londoner!
And one for yourself my good man!  "
Thatchers Haze with no ice coming up sir.
As your 1st customer tonight the drinks are on the house.
I'll have a double brandy |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A large glass of malbec for me please..
And when i say large i mean one of those glasses you can pour a bottle into  "
A huge glass of malbec coming your way Kinky...will keep the bottle nearby if you need another one. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"It’s early, so I think it must be Gin o’clock!
With tonic, ice and lemon please "
Its never too early for a drink at the fab lounge bar Vine!...
Gin and Tonic with ice and lemon coming right up sir...
Think I might need to take of Shakey.. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Still a bit early for me , i'll have a bottle of Sol and put some Duran Duran on please Barman  "
Bottle of Sol coming right up sir...
I like your choice of Duran Duran for the juke box...Rio and The reflex on next... |
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"Pint of Guinness, baileys in a shoe and a packet of beef crisps please.
Pint of guiness coming up sir and a packet of beef crisps...I couldn't find any shoes for the baileys though!"
Are you serving barefoot? Take them smelly trainers off and serve it up in that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pint of Guinness, baileys in a shoe and a packet of beef crisps please.
Pint of guiness coming up sir and a packet of beef crisps...I couldn't find any shoes for the baileys though!"
It's why I always carry a spare |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Gin and tonic, and a large Malbec please, and yes, both for me "
Have you had a tough day?! One Gin and Tonic and a large Malbec coming your way Bella...
I might have to get some more Malbec from the basement! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gin and tonic, and a large Malbec please, and yes, both for me
Have you had a tough day?! One Gin and Tonic and a large Malbec coming your way Bella...
I might have to get some more Malbec from the basement!"
A sod of a week but today has been lovely |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Pint of Guinness, baileys in a shoe and a packet of beef crisps please.
Pint of guiness coming up sir and a packet of beef crisps...I couldn't find any shoes for the baileys though!
Are you serving barefoot? Take them smelly trainers off and serve it up in that. "
Baileys in one of my smelly trainers coming right up!... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'd like a cup of tea please, Ash. And some Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is a Place on Earth."
Nice cup of tea and selection of my finest biscuits coming your way Jim...
I used to fancy Belinda Carlisle..she is on juke box next... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thatchers Haze please.
But in the name of sweet Jesus, no ice in there barkeep, I’m not a bloody tourist or Londoner!
And one for yourself my good man! "
Someone’s doin well?!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m with the majority.... lovely large G&T here please...lots of ice and lime!.... and a big old packet of walkers sensations sweet chilli if you have em!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hit me up with a sailor Jerry and please!
Sailor Jerry and coming right up Ladylily..Thats a Lovely drop of rum..."
Thanks very much Ash. Much needed. Care for a sip? |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Please may I have a Hendricks with cucumber not lemon and aromatic tonic!
Please could you shove this one on the play list...
Lazy - Xpress2 feat. David Byrne
https://youtu.be/qB_I1YBAozE"
Its lucky I'm an experienced Bar man!
Hendricks with cucumber and an aromatic tonic coming right up Diamond....
Lazy- Xpress 2 will be on juke box next... |
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"Please may I have a Hendricks with cucumber not lemon and aromatic tonic!
Please could you shove this one on the play list...
Lazy - Xpress2 feat. David Byrne
https://youtu.be/qB_I1YBAozE
Its lucky I'm an experienced Bar man!
Hendricks with cucumber and an aromatic tonic coming right up Diamond....
Lazy- Xpress 2 will be on juke box next..."
Thank you |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m with the majority.... lovely large G&T here please...lots of ice and lime!.... and a big old packet of walkers sensations sweet chilli if you have em!! "
This bar has anything you need!
One large G and T with lots of ice and lemon and a packet of sensations coming right up princess tiana... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hit me up with a sailor Jerry and please!
Sailor Jerry and coming right up Ladylily..Thats a Lovely drop of rum...
Thanks very much Ash. Much needed. Care for a sip? "
Thanks Ladylily..A quick sip while no one is looking would be lovely... |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m already here with my Cherry Bakewell gin you could top me up though please.
A gin top up is coming right up Babs...
Have had a request for Wham on the jukebox...."
Love a bit of Wham! Wack it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m with the majority.... lovely large G&T here please...lots of ice and lime!.... and a big old packet of walkers sensations sweet chilli if you have em!!
This bar has anything you need!
One large G and T with lots of ice and lemon and a packet of sensations coming right up princess tiana..."
“Everything” I need???.... I’m liking the sound of this bar!!! 
Cheers for the drink.... going down well!! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m already here with my Cherry Bakewell gin you could top me up though please.
A gin top up is coming right up Babs...
Have had a request for Wham on the jukebox....
Love a bit of Wham! Wack it on "
Just for you _abs..
Wham-Everything she wants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a cup of tea please, Ash. And some Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is a Place on Earth.
Nice cup of tea and selection of my finest biscuits coming your way Jim...
I used to fancy Belinda Carlisle..she is on juke box next..."
Thank you very much.
I still fancy Belinda Carlisle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m already here with my Cherry Bakewell gin you could top me up though please.
A gin top up is coming right up Babs...
Have had a request for Wham on the jukebox....
Love a bit of Wham! Wack it on
Just for you _abs..
Wham-Everything she wants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg"
*Dances* |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m with the majority.... lovely large G&T here please...lots of ice and lime!.... and a big old packet of walkers sensations sweet chilli if you have em!!
This bar has anything you need!
One large G and T with lots of ice and lemon and a packet of sensations coming right up princess tiana...
“Everything” I need???.... I’m liking the sound of this bar!!!
Cheers for the drink.... going down well!!"
you're welcome!..Hopefully the fab lounge bar will be open every Friday so please come again next week! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'd like a cup of tea please, Ash. And some Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is a Place on Earth.
Nice cup of tea and selection of my finest biscuits coming your way Jim...
I used to fancy Belinda Carlisle..she is on juke box next...
Thank you very much.
I still fancy Belinda Carlisle."
For you Jim
Belinda Carlisle-Heaven is a place on earth..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its the weekend...
The Fab lounge bar is open...
Its happy hour until 7 pm...
Its 80's music all night.
Can i get anyone a drink from the bar?"
Thanks for offering, I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon. I'm thinking Tears for Fears - Pale shelter? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening bar tender may I have a rum and please, and one for yourself. Thank you.
Jo.Xx
Good evening Jo..Rum and cola coming your way and i'll also have one too thank you x"
Thank you very much, we shall have another when your ready |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Its the weekend...
The Fab lounge bar is open...
Its happy hour until 7 pm...
Its 80's music all night.
Can i get anyone a drink from the bar?
Thanks for offering, I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon. I'm thinking Tears for Fears - Pale shelter?"
Half a double decaf with a twist of lemon coming up right up sir...
Good group Tears for fears..will add your request on the jukebox for later on.. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening bar tender may I have a rum and please, and one for yourself. Thank you.
Jo.Xx
Good evening Jo..Rum and cola coming your way and i'll also have one too thank you x
Thank you very much, we shall have another when your ready "
Another rum and cola coming right up Jo.
Have had a request for Madonna so going to post it here if thats ok..
Madonna
Lucky Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThHz9wlBeLU |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Raspberry lemonade and pork scratchings please
One raspberry lemonade and a packet of our finest pork scratchings coming right up Lucie..."
Thank you very much.
You can line me up for the spit if you need any more stratchings doing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right you've been open for 2 hours so everyone should be merry enough by now. Stick Oops Upside Ya Head on the Juke Box please and i'll have another Sol please and get yourself one |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Raspberry lemonade and pork scratchings please
One raspberry lemonade and a packet of our finest pork scratchings coming right up Lucie...
Thank you very much.
You can line me up for the spit if you need any more stratchings doing "
Thanks Lucie...I might need a hand in the bar later on tonight... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening bar tender may I have a rum and please, and one for yourself. Thank you.
Jo.Xx
Good evening Jo..Rum and cola coming your way and i'll also have one too thank you x
Thank you very much, we shall have another when your ready
Another rum and cola coming right up Jo.
Have had a request for Madonna so going to post it here if thats ok..
Madonna
Lucky Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch
v=ThHz9wlBeLU"
Thank you
Classic 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pint of I e cold pink milk with a massive dollop of vanilla ice cream please . Work at rather silly o'clock start tomorrow. I still have to have a star lit walk with pooch too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Raspberry lemonade and pork scratchings please
One raspberry lemonade and a packet of our finest pork scratchings coming right up Lucie...
Thank you very much.
You can line me up for the spit if you need any more stratchings doing
Thanks Lucie...I might need a hand in the bar later on tonight... "
No worries, I’ll serve Alimark (a drink for now) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Right you've been open for 2 hours so everyone should be merry enough by now. Stick Oops Upside Ya Head on the Juke Box please and i'll have another Sol please and get yourself one "
Sorry for the delay..One more Sol coming right up and I'll get one for myself also thanks..
Gap Band--ooops upside your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVjFwcdQlN0
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right you've been open for 2 hours so everyone should be merry enough by now. Stick Oops Upside Ya Head on the Juke Box please and i'll have another Sol please and get yourself one
Sorry for the delay..One more Sol coming right up and I'll get one for myself also thanks..
Gap Band--ooops upside your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVjFwcdQlN0
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Quality everyone on the carpet |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A pint of I e cold pink milk with a massive dollop of vanilla ice cream please . Work at rather silly o'clock start tomorrow. I still have to have a star lit walk with pooch too "
One pint of cold milk with ice cream coming right up Taff...Anything for the pooch?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pint of I e cold pink milk with a massive dollop of vanilla ice cream please . Work at rather silly o'clock start tomorrow. I still have to have a star lit walk with pooch too
One pint of cold milk with ice cream coming right up Taff...Anything for the pooch?!"
a single malt for him please . The lucky pup |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'd like a large red wine please
Good Evening Ruby...One large red wine coming right up..
Please could you make it a Shiraz "
We have the finest Shiraz at this bar..
Is Australian good for you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its the weekend...
The Fab lounge bar is open...
Its happy hour until 7 pm...
Its 80's music all night.
Can i get anyone a drink from the bar?
Thanks for offering, I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon. I'm thinking Tears for Fears - Pale shelter?
Half a double decaf with a twist of lemon coming up right up sir...
Good group Tears for fears..will add your request on the jukebox for later on.."
Much Appreciated, it was that or head over heels..the song |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Right you've been open for 2 hours so everyone should be merry enough by now. Stick Oops Upside Ya Head on the Juke Box please and i'll have another Sol please and get yourself one
Sorry for the delay..One more Sol coming right up and I'll get one for myself also thanks..
Gap Band--ooops upside your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVjFwcdQlN0
Quality everyone on the carpet "
I might not be able to get back up again with my dodgy hip! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Vodka dash of jaeger and red bull let the party begin oh make it a double since its Happy hour xx"
A double Vodka with a dash of jaegar and a red bull coming right up kkblueeyes...
Might as well extend happy hour to 8pm!
Have had a request for Whitney Houston..
I wanna dance with some body...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3giaIzONA&index=40&list=RDGuJQSAiODqI |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A pint of I e cold pink milk with a massive dollop of vanilla ice cream please . Work at rather silly o'clock start tomorrow. I still have to have a star lit walk with pooch too
One pint of cold milk with ice cream coming right up Taff...Anything for the pooch?! a single malt for him please . The lucky pup "
single malt for the pooch coming right up! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Yup vodka for now please I have a stash of Baileys 4 bottles at special price for the weekend ( just one of those bottles ) yum "
sorry for the delay...One Vodka coming right up..Enjoy your baileys this weekend Bisou |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Its the weekend...
The Fab lounge bar is open...
Its happy hour until 7 pm...
Its 80's music all night.
Can i get anyone a drink from the bar?
Thanks for offering, I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon. I'm thinking Tears for Fears - Pale shelter?
Half a double decaf with a twist of lemon coming up right up sir...
Good group Tears for fears..will add your request on the jukebox for later on..
Much Appreciated, it was that or head over heels..the song "
Tears for Fears- Pale shelter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_kN_DJQJ3U |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Best stick with water...  "
Cant i tempt you with a small G&T or glass of wine Fuzzy?......
Have had another request....
Depeche Mode- World in my eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQ9KoxS40g |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A pint and a whisky chaser please....... I’ll need change for the music
And one for yourself fella "
One pint and a whisky chaser coming right up and some change for the music...Dont forget its 80's night tonight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its the weekend...
The Fab lounge bar is open...
Its happy hour until 7 pm...
Its 80's music all night.
Can i get anyone a drink from the bar?
Thanks for offering, I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon. I'm thinking Tears for Fears - Pale shelter?
Half a double decaf with a twist of lemon coming up right up sir...
Good group Tears for fears..will add your request on the jukebox for later on..
Much Appreciated, it was that or head over heels..the song
Tears for Fears- Pale shelter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_kN_DJQJ3U"
Perfect, thank you |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Second to last night of holidays.... make it a cocktail on the beach please"
Hope you enjoyed your break..one cocktail on the beach coming right up...
Have had another request....
Rick Astley- Never gonna give you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Time for another smoke break..Back in 5 mins... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Ooooh id like a pink gin poured over ice. Wild berries and topped with Russian and id love a bit Jess Glynne please.
Thank you bar keeper "
One pink gin poured on ice. Wild berries topped with Russian coming right up WhiteChoc..
Although its 80's night I'll accept your music request!
Jess Glynne - Hold my hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyUcAUMmMY&list=PLgxEvT3Nz-ro93v6dtX9gDfY46etdvFKv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a large red wine please
Good Evening Ruby...One large red wine coming right up..
Please could you make it a Shiraz
We have the finest Shiraz at this bar..
Is Australian good for you?"
That's my favourite, thank you |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'm already on the prosecco, so can you chill another bottle for me please? Thanks "
Have being keeping a bottle of prosecco especially chilled for you all evening...
Are you up for a slow dance at the end of the night? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best stick with water...
Cant i tempt you with a small G&T or glass of wine Fuzzy?......
Have had another request....
Depeche Mode- World in my eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQ9KoxS40g"
sorry to be a bitch but that was 1990 |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Doing a great job Ash!
Could I have a Hendricks refill please? X"
Thanks DC and everyone...
My shift is now over but Lucie above is
around to continue serving any more drinks..
The Fab lounge bar should now be open every Friday evening... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doing a great job Ash!
Could I have a Hendricks refill please? X
Thanks DC and everyone...
My shift is now over but Lucie above is
around to continue serving any more drinks..
The Fab lounge bar should now be open every Friday evening... "
Think we’ll be running at a loss at this rate |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Hi Lucie
Cccccan I have a lllll llllllarge Grey goose & Tonic, but only if it's still hap ppppy hour? And one for yyyyou too.
Could you also ask Nurse Ggggg gladys Emmanuelle, if she'd llllllike a large one from me tttt too?. Which one is she? She's ththth the one holding her head in hhhhhh her hands at the end of the bar cringing in to her G&T.
While your'e ttthe're, can you see if she wanttttts another drink tooo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Diet please, I'm back on the wagon? 
Would that be a Diet Coke?
Any ice, lemon or lime with that one?
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Effing auto carrot please (anybody know how you turn it off, it's a pain in the effing arse) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Lucie
Cccccan I have a lllll llllllarge Grey goose & Tonic, but only if it's still hap ppppy hour? And one for yyyyou too.
Could you also ask Nurse Ggggg gladys Emmanuelle, if she'd llllllike a large one from me tttt too?. Which one is she? She's ththth the one holding her head in hhhhhh her hands at the end of the bar cringing in to her G&T.
While your'e ttthe're, can you see if she wanttttts another drink tooo! "
Oh dear the late night stray.
Looks like it will be a cold water for you |
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