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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I'm often told mine is too long but I disagree, it takes less than a minute and a half to read it, says a bit about me and what I'm looking for.
So I thought what would I put to keep it short and sweet but still getting my point over? Something like this perhaps...
'Looking for someone I fancy to fuck me at least twice a month who can accommodate and isn't miles away'.
How would you put your profile across in one sentence and do you think it would work? |
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"I'm often told mine is too long but I disagree, it takes less than a minute and a half to read it, says a bit about me and what I'm looking for.
So I thought what would I put to keep it short and sweet but still getting my point over? Something like this perhaps...
'Looking for someone I fancy to fuck me at least twice a month who can accommodate and isn't miles away'.
How would you put your profile across in one sentence and do you think it would work? " I just read it and it took me 98 seconds . You lied |
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About the same length as ours, though the text is denser.
If you shorten it you'll only have to keep explaining what you want.
With the longer profile you give out plenty of info and that cuts out a lot of the ping pong im's.
Mr GR |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think ours shortened would read:
'married couple, clinically insane though rather sexy, would like to meet fellow freaks to drink coffee, flirt and rub our erogenous zones together...'
Yep, that'll do it
Peach x |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I like mine the length it is and despite numerous attempts haven't been able to shorten it without losing content/feel - however if Fab introduced a character limit to profile text mind would probably read:
Young at heart old in body bisexual hoping to meet likeminded others for fun and shenanigans on a semi-regular basis - zebra stripes and heart shaped bum optional |
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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I think ours shortened would read:
'married couple, clinically insane though rather sexy, would like to meet fellow freaks to drink coffee, flirt and rub our erogenous zones together...'
Yep, that'll do it
Peach x"
Perfect!!
And, yes, you're all right I don't think it would make much difference!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for non-ranty, low maintance woman, who hasn’t got her head up her arse and isn’t in this for the Fabs, please inbox me your tits with first message! |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
I think my profile length is just right as it describes how I am, what I can offer and what i'm looking for. If people are too lazy to spend a minute reading it, they're probably not my type anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s a toughie OP, as my standards in women are very high. So high in fact, that I wouldn’t entertain ever meeting any who’s own standards are so low that they’d be prepared to meet me!
So I’m kind of stuck in a catch 22.
So maybe “coffee?” would suffice. Would it work? Probably not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is too long I've been told by a few who seemed to have time to message to tell me that then those same ones haven't the time to read their messages.
I have mine as it is as a filtering system too. I'm interested in people who are mentally stimulated, have an actively kinky mind, able to converse with more than a few words or a sentence, not just and awe a question but knows how to keep a conversation going without it feeling one sided. These would generally be people who don't mind wasting 90 seconds in there very restricted day to read a profile that might be more interesting than a simple fuck and go.
So mines staying as it is.
If I see a very short bio my first thought is little effort her means little effort in the bedroom. So would most likely skip over to someone's that grabs my minds attention. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would disagree that yours is too long, similar length to mine.
I would rather spend time reading a profile, than just having to look at 'will fill in later' or 'woman looking for men, couples, females' both of which tell me nothing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find they lie and pretend to be into same anyway no matter what I write"
Exactly this.
Whether I say I'm into wellies full of jelly or fucking on walls dressed as a teddy bear, men say they're into that.
Apart from when I say what I actually *do* want - then I get no mails at all. |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"I'm often told mine is too long but I disagree, it takes less than a minute and a half to read it, says a bit about me and what I'm looking for.
So I thought what would I put to keep it short and sweet but still getting my point over? Something like this perhaps...
'Looking for someone I fancy to fuck me at least twice a month who can accommodate and isn't miles away'.
How would you put your profile across in one sentence and do you think it would work? "
Keep it as it is, so someone else thinks it is too long why would it matter they think that..
Change mine, O Nooooooooo, its taken me a long time to write, tweak, delete, add, rearrange, tweak some more to hopefully give a clear idea of me and everything else.
But if I had to.. Just the one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow! Some really long profiles on here!
Mine is short and informative.
And quite a lot of messages I get are clearly from men who haven’t read it.
With lengthy blurbs.....Pretty sure lots of people would do what I just did...Skim over.
FYI for the people who put in keywords at the end. Lots of long profiles do that..
Easy enough to skip to the bottom without ‘really’ reading, pop it into the message.
Eg the person with ‘Red lipstick’ that’s what I did. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP, I think you have an excellent profile. Firm about what you want, but friendly. Woman obviously have to deal with a lot of dicks on here (in both senses), but can sometimes come across a bit negative and arsey.
Women's profiles are more... talkative on here. Men's tend to be a bit more terse. It reflects how the genders interact in real life! |
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A comprehensive profile is a great investment that I admire people for creating. It highlights that they want to meet people who are mutually compatible, hence improving your own probabilities for satisfaction. I'm fine with anyone who wants that for me.
Assuming it's legible, viewers have the choice of investing less time to read it than it took so write.
The jerks will continue to not read but still ask questions where the answers are contained in the text - a simple way to help you to filter |
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I've tried a one line 'Not meeting' in the past... It still wasn't read
The 'shoo!' part of my profile actually evolved from that.
Doesn't matter what you put on your profile.. Some will only view it from the perspective of what they want. If they like the look of you, they'll message and ask to meet, regardless of your preferences. Compatability is not in their lexicon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Warning: profile contains a hilarious, lazy bitch who won't reply to your message (unless you're hot).
I might actually use that!
You should!! "
Done it! Thanks _ady lick! |
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By *ady Lick OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Our profile is like a mini novel, but we've had nothing but good comments about it due to its cheerful and light hearted manner. "
So what would you say if you were to just put one sentence to still get your wants etc across? |
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"Our profile is like a mini novel, but we've had nothing but good comments about it due to its cheerful and light hearted manner.
So what would you say if you were to just put one sentence to still get your wants etc across? "
Jeez, only come round here if you're mad and don't bring any snacks or alien species with you. |
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