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Does Anybody Want A Cat!!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spent yesterday cooling and baking....just got home and watched Penny jumping out of the window with a whole loaf of my wholemeal bread in her mouth  "
no, but i could do with a loaf
go catch it ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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caught the little spawn of Satan trying to climb up the stone wall in the kitchen the other day...it was trying to get to the hams I have hanging in there.....grrrrrrr |
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A couple of yrs ago me and a couple of friends were out mountainbiking two days before Xmas Eve. The trail took us through a farm that we call Dingle Farm after the characters in Emmerdale - it's rough as hell and the place is falling down.
Anyway, as we approached we noticed this huge black cat dragging something across the yard...
..It was a huge (really huge) raw turkey - they must have been de-frosting it and the cat was having it away, bugger even growled at us!  |
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"caught the little spawn of Satan trying to climb up the stone wall in the kitchen the other day...it was trying to get to the hams I have hanging in there.....grrrrrrr"
We have a mog like that, try to feed her fresh fish/salmom/prawns and she turns her nose up ....
Leave the take away curry tins on the side whilst you enjoy the contents only to find her licking the sauces, she likes naan bread too !!!! |
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"caught the little spawn of Satan trying to climb up the stone wall in the kitchen the other day...it was trying to get to the hams I have hanging in there.....grrrrrrr"
You sound like the spawn of satan teasing her with tea on the ceiling out of reach looking @ her.
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I used to run a pub high on the moors above Todmorden, we had lots of feral cats living nearby. Wilburt the butcher left the doors to his land rover open and as he went back out there was about twenty cats running on their hind legs clutching a pork pie each. Wish I'd had a camera! |
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Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?"
am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford  |
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"I used to run a pub high on the moors above Todmorden, we had lots of feral cats living nearby. Wilburt the butcher left the doors to his land rover open and as he went back out there was about twenty cats running on their hind legs clutching a pork pie each. Wish I'd had a camera! "
Oooh, can we ask which pub? |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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my cat used to sit in front of the fridge as soon as the xmas turkey was put in there, and he sat there until Christmas morning, at which point he took up residence in front of the oven |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine came into the bedroom the other morning with a pint pot which had double cream in it... she was completely covered and I couldnt help but have the image of her attending a feline Bukake session. I think i need help...
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?
am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford "
I object to that on so many different levels its hard to know where to start  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?
am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford
I object to that on so many different levels its hard to know where to start "
not to worry...willleave air holes in the box |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spent yesterday cooling and baking....just got home and watched Penny jumping out of the window with a whole loaf of my wholemeal bread in her mouth "
mine have broken my xmas tree today..  and half the decorations
Cali x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?
am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford "
Ginger ones are toms remember .... have fun with ur ginger pussy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spent yesterday cooling and baking....just got home and watched Penny jumping out of the window with a whole loaf of my wholemeal bread in her mouth
mine have broken my xmas tree today.. and half the decorations
Cali x"
When MrM was a nipper they had to tie the tree up with strong fishing line so when the mog climbed the tree it'd not fall over |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why am i always the first, indeed only one, to ask if anyone has any pussy on offer?
am boxing up the little ginger devil.....special delivery to bradford
I object to that on so many different levels its hard to know where to start
not to worry...willleave air holes in the box "
Ha
Right.
Its gingerist.
Bradford happens to be the curry capital- not safe for cat
Tried feeding it rather than torturing it with hams?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ha
Right.
Its gingerist.
Nah...is just the colour of the cat....could always dye it a lighter shade of beige i s'pose
Bradford happens to be the curry capital- not safe for cat
Would pity any curry house chef that tried to tackle my penny
Tried feeding it rather than torturing it with hams?
Feed it!!!!! now that's pushing things a bit far
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"Spent yesterday cooling and baking....just got home and watched Penny jumping out of the window with a whole loaf of my wholemeal bread in her mouth "
No pussies here, im saving up for me sprout |
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"I used to run a pub high on the moors above Todmorden, we had lots of feral cats living nearby. Wilburt the butcher left the doors to his land rover open and as he went back out there was about twenty cats running on their hind legs clutching a pork pie each. Wish I'd had a camera!
Oooh, can we ask which pub?"
The Dog and Partridge at Sourhall |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Feed it!!!!! now that's pushing things a bit far
......And thats why she stole your bread "
think she stole it to feed to the chickens....fatten them up for her christmas dinner  |
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