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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

What a disaster, don’t pull it out otherwise you’ll have 10 more soon. You’ll just have to do some clever manscaping to hide it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a V good Billy conolly anecdote about this...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

That's it, it's all over now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Although I'm salt and pepper on top I don't have any grey pubes, I think. I'll have to have a more thorough check.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

What a disaster, don’t pull it out otherwise you’ll have 10 more soon. You’ll just have to do some clever manscaping to hide it x

"
A Wilkinson Sword will do the job

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

That's it, it's all over now.

"
Yep . I'm retiring

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

It’s why I get waxed. I don’t mind my salt and pepper hair, in fact I have embraced it. The day I discovered a grey pube was the day that I booked my first wax.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Although I'm salt and pepper on top I don't have any grey pubes, I think. I'll have to have a more thorough check."

Happy to help you with a thorough check x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Although I'm salt and pepper on top I don't have any grey pubes, I think. I'll have to have a more thorough check.

Happy to help you with a thorough check x

There are some hard to check areas..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Although I'm salt and pepper on top I don't have any grey pubes, I think. I'll have to have a more thorough check.

Happy to help you with a thorough check x

"
Haha trust you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s when you no longer grow pubes that you need to worry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Although I'm salt and pepper on top I don't have any grey pubes, I think. I'll have to have a more thorough check.

Happy to help you with a thorough check x

There are some hard to check areas..

Well I will just have to check a few times just to be sure I’ve not missed anything x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"It’s when you no longer grow pubes that you need to worry

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Does that actually happen ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Although I'm salt and pepper on top I don't have any grey pubes, I think. I'll have to have a more thorough check.

Happy to help you with a thorough check x

Haha trust you

What, I’m very helpful x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Although I'm salt and pepper on top I don't have any grey pubes, I think. I'll have to have a more thorough check.

Happy to help you with a thorough check x

Haha trust you

What, I’m very helpful x

"
Well yes it is a service of sorts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

Shave the lot off, you won't see it then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel your pain brother.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

I feel your pain. I saw a wrinkle on my face the other day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go UNLOS immediately OP - your fab life is over

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

Shave the lot off, you won't see it then!

"
I am Asap

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I feel your pain brother. "
Thanks Bruv

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

I feel your pain. I saw a wrinkle on my face the other day.

"
Oh no . The end of the world is nigh . Have you broke a nail too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Go UNLOS immediately OP - your fab life is over

"
It is tempting believe me . Nothing quite prepares you for this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

I spotted my first grey pube the other day, that’s was a shock, I said to the missus you’re going to have to tidy that up, I’m doing my best here for fucks sake, I’m dressed as a cowboy.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

I spotted my first grey pube the other day, that’s was a shock, I said to the missus you’re going to have to tidy that up, I’m doing my best here for fucks sake, I’m dressed as a cowboy."

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Bit of Grecian 2000, you'll be good to go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing a Mach 3 blade can’t sort out OP

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Bit of Grecian 2000, you'll be good to go."
Haha

. It's a razor job me thinks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Nothing a Mach 3 blade can’t sort out OP

"
Indeedy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s when you no longer grow pubes that you need to worry

Does that actually happen ??

Yep! You lose all body hair in old age

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It’s when you no longer grow pubes that you need to worry

Does that actually happen ??

Yep! You lose all body hair in old age

"
Well I never . Guess I won't have to shave as much at least then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s when you no longer grow pubes that you need to worry

Does that actually happen ??

Yep! You lose all body hair in old age

Well I never . Guess I won't have to shave as much at least then

It’s the irony: when you lose it all you’ll be too old, dried up and more concerned with your dentures then fucking

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"It’s when you no longer grow pubes that you need to worry

Does that actually happen ??

Yep! You lose all body hair in old age

Well I never . Guess I won't have to shave as much at least then

It’s the irony: when you lose it all you’ll be too old, dried up and more concerned with your dentures then fucking "
That makes me feel so much better . Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

I feel your pain. I saw a wrinkle on my face the other day.

Oh no . The end of the world is nigh . Have you broke a nail too

That really would be the end of the world

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

You mean you don’t shave already?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

Suck it up buttercup...

Be vigilant...it will be the first of many

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

I feel your pain. I saw a wrinkle on my face the other day.

Oh no . The end of the world is nigh . Have you broke a nail too

That really would be the end of the world"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's a pretty traumatic experience isn't it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"You mean you don’t shave already? "
I keep it trim yes, that's why it was such a shock

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

Suck it up buttercup...

Be vigilant...it will be the first of many

"
Is that supposed to cheer me up lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It's a pretty traumatic experience isn't it."
Too fuckin right..I now have to admit I'm getting on a bit

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It's a pretty traumatic experience isn't it. Too fuckin right..I now have to admit I'm getting on a bit

With that arse, I still would x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

Actually I'm amazed, I though everybody was shaved on here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Although I'm salt and pepper on top I don't have any grey pubes, I think. I'll have to have a more thorough check.

Happy to help you with a thorough check x

Haha trust you

What, I’m very helpful x

..and I am touched by your generosity..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Although I'm salt and pepper on top I don't have any grey pubes, I think. I'll have to have a more thorough check.

Happy to help you with a thorough check x

Haha trust you

What, I’m very helpful x

..and I am touched by your generosity.."

I’d be very generous in my touching x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Forget creaking joints , always being tired , or groaning when getting off the sofa , the worst thing in the world happened yesterday .......

I discovered my first grey pube

. No it's not funny

Shall I get the tweezers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm blond , we don't go grey

One thing going for blondy/ginger guys

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"It's a pretty traumatic experience isn't it. Too fuckin right..I now have to admit I'm getting on a bit

With that arse, I still would x"
Awww shucks thanks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ha"

thanks for your support

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