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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You’re in a small butterfly house (not by choice) surrounded by over 300 butterflies.
You have bright hair. You feel like they’re targeting you.
How do you react? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The problem is there is usually a sjgn telling you not to touch the butterflies. Unfortunately nobody told them they shouldn't touch you  "
Exactly! Awfy rude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re in a small butterfly house (not by choice) surrounded by over 300 butterflies.
You have bright hair. You feel like they’re targeting you.
How do you react?"
Quit the drugs young lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're in a pub garden in summer wearing a bright yellow t-shirt. Then you look down to notice it's gotten absolutely covered in green fly 
Cry!"
Hey! What can I say? We're both intrinsically attractive
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...to insects  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"Scream like a banshee and run for the hills.
I don't like things that flap.
Not even flappy bits?"
If they flap of their own accord the it's a no from me.
Sentient flapping is a big no no. Have I not made this clear on my profile. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"Scream like a banshee and run for the hills.
I don't like things that flap.
Not even flappy bits?
If they flap of their own accord the it's a no from me.
Sentient flapping is a big no no. Have I not made this clear on my profile. "
*then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Butterfly House in Lancaster is a great place to find out...
Just stand there let them fly around land on you watch their wings shimmer in the sunlight and feel the touch of a butterfly wings... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scream like a banshee and run for the hills.
I don't like things that flap.
Not even flappy bits?
If they flap of their own accord the it's a no from me.
Sentient flapping is a big no no. Have I not made this clear on my profile. "
Men don't read profiles didn't you know that |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Scream like a banshee and run for the hills.
I don't like things that flap.
Not even flappy bits?
If they flap of their own accord the it's a no from me.
Sentient flapping is a big no no. Have I not made this clear on my profile.
Men don't read profiles didn't you know that"
No! I am young and naive.  |
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"Complete fucking meltdown.
Thank you!"
This definitely, we had swarms (well shit loads anyway) of ladybirds by work last week - I was like a crazy woman trying to get them off me/if they came near me. I can cope with looking at things, but not when they touch me  |
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